Dani Update #2 7/22/2008 by Lisa

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DenI’s phone crew and Pops computer crew put their heads together – calls were made and the crews joined forces and about an hour later I was handed a box of cordless phones that needed to be charged – one charger would do them all or there were individual chargers for each user.

These phones were ‘local’ cell phones – they only worked on this system up to a mile away – maybe farther. I handed the box to Fire-Cracker (I’ll explain in a minute). She had them cooking in minutes.

Then one of Pops’ computer crews started handing out portables to everyone – he pointed out they were all exactly the same and the server was in the next room. He also told us where the spare batteries were and how to insert the dead ones to get them charged. And he pointed out the cases and how to match the computers to the cases and what each case contained.

He explained there are no towers but there are full size screens attached to docks available for those who want them. He also told us our personal portables would NOT work on this network until he had personally approved them and these laptops would not work on any other network without him approving it.

Dani and I were very impressed.

Fire-cracker (in a minute) had been answering seven different cell phones – the four new company ones, Dani’s company phone and her personal phone and mine.

The girl was perfect – she knew just what to say – she had been listening and trying to take notes but she didn’t type very well. She switched to short-hand. When I pointed it out to one of the IT people he found her a wireless tablet that she could write on.

She was amazed to see the computer display whatever she wrote on the screen already translated and that anyone could see it PLUS she could send each person a message by simply tapping her tablet.

The HR person said they had hundreds of those devices around for the oldsters that hated computers. Fire-Cracker fell in love with the tablet and I think the guy that started teaching her to do all sorts of stuff.

She asked how to starts a Rolodex and I think she was going to blow the guy she got so excited.

Fire-Cracker understood the multi-line cell phone system and learned how to answer phones and transfer calls minutes.

By noon we were in business – yep, Dani opened a building management firm and after this morning’s craziness – things were very smooth.

Now I have to tell you about Fire-Cracker. I do not even know what her real name is yet.

When the temps got here the HR person told Dani to pick a leader – let everyone answer to that one person and let only that person talk to Dani.

Dani said the receptionist/administrative assistant would be the best person for the job so she asked each person to introduce themselves.

Fire-Cracker was late because she kept setting off the metal detector. Later.

They were five of the sorriest looking people standing in front of Dani thinking they were only going to work here for one day helping do inventory and other odd office jobs.

The HR told Dani these were the best she could get but tomorrow the pickings would be much different. Dani said they looked promising – when the HR person looked at me I rolled my eyes and we both laughed.

They started telling Dani how much school they had – what kind of grades they got – what their dream job was and other details of their lives they thought important. We could all tell why these kids were working as temps.

Then it was Fire-Cracker’s turn. She was a very cute, very short, very petite, very soft spoken southern girl with hair the color of honey and ending her first and each sentence after with Y’all.

She was a miniature Dani – and that is saying something since Dani is barely 5’ and weighs 94 pounds almost all of it tits.

Since she was late, she had missed why every one was telling their life history. When Dani pointed at her she immediately said, “If none of the people here were going to be her immediate supervisor she did not want to waste her fucking time.”

She looked over the big black guy from Pops’ office and said, “She would not change in the next few minutes so staring at her just made her nervous – besides his fingers were bigger then any dick she had seen and she just was not interested in big dicks which by the size of his hands might make other women pant with desire but made her things shrink into tiny, tiny holes. Besides she did not believe in mixed sexes.”

Dani recorded her speech on her laptop. Me and the HR looked at each other with jaws dropped. The black guy was trying not to laugh behind his hand and two of the others were just staring at her.

Dani was smiling.

Fire-Cracker looked down the line at the 6’ 6” skinny gothic girl and asked if all that black was too hot to wear and wondered where she got her black eye shadow. She also told her she would be very cute if she got rid of the gothic stuff.

The next kid’s pants were about 3 inches below his ass. She ordered him to pull his fucking pants up – he did and looked at the floor.

She called the next guy a liar – she could smell the dope on him – he had probably smoked right before he came up. He looked and acted just like her dumb ass younger brother.

The other two she ignored because they were not going to do any work anyway – they would act too stupid.

Dani just grinned and I knew who the person in charge was going to be. The HR lady was actually laughing.

Dani asked the others to wait in the outer office. She told them to unpack the chairs that had been delivered. They had been there for a week and no one had thought to unpack them.

Dani motioned the girl over to a seat and asked what other work she had done. Fire-Cracker asked if she was going to be her immediate supervisor – the HR lady stood up and introduced the CEO of the company and yes, she would be her immediate supervisor.

The girl sat straighter and said this would be her first job. She used to help Mom back home in the office of her father’s factory an hour every day after school.

Dani smiled and she asked if she thought she could supervise the people outside. She said it would be just like babysitting her three younger brothers and sisters.

Dani asked if she could run a phone system. Fire-Cracker explained how a phone system worked in the simplest detail but it was perfect.

Dani asked is she could work for a woman. Fire-Cracker asked how she got this job so young and we all laughed. Dani promised to explain later but right now she had lots to do.

She handed Fire-Cracker a portable and told her to take notes. When it was evident Fire-Cracker had not typed much, Dani handed her a steno pad and Fire-Cracker surprised us all with her short hand.

When we eavesdropped on the instructions she gave her new ‘crew’, HR said she was a natural or a liar. She asked Deni for her SS# and she called ‘home’ to have a complete background check done.

Fire-Cracker is making life so much easier – it is like she was born to do this. When Dani and I asked the guard why she kept setting off the metal detector the girl laughed, leaned close and said since we were the bosses – Fire-Cracker’s clit ring is a big steel ball about the size of a marble.

I asked if it fit in her hood and she turned a little read and said it was completely hidden until Fire-Cracker uncovered it.

Now we know our guards are all gay or bisexual – we were asked if it bothered us. Dani asked the girl if it was hot – the girl asked what was hot and Dani acted impatient and said her pussy and clit.

The girl turned red and walked away – Dani yelled after she had a nice ass. One of the bosses was in Dani’s office within minutes wanting to know what we had done to her guard.

Dani asked the girl be brought in and Dani apologized profusely. The girl grinned and said she thought the boss was coming on to her – her last job she had refused her bosses advances and gotten fired.

Dani told her she had nothing to worry about she was not that way – but if she liked a little ‘strange’ once in a while her office was always open.

The security boss almost choked. And then we all laughed. We heard the guard say this could be the best job she ever had.

Lunch is here – I love being the ‘observer’ – it can be so much fun. Later.