One part of the man is NOT Stubby.
I meant to write yesterday but Life got in the way – their names are B and NB – those girls are going to kill me.
Anyway I got distracted. Stubby worked with Gimp (a free photo’crap’shop substitute until almost five then Lisa interrupted him – when she came in he threw a towel over the monitor and told her not to peek. She started to sit on his lap but he pulled her into the pool shower/bathroom. After five or six minutes I heard a couple of bangs, a yell then a thump and Lisa laughing while crying in pain – I’ve heard her do that before – usually when she was impaling her asshole on a stiff cock.
I figured if she was laughing everything was OK. But a minute later she called for help while she was laughing. I knocked and she told me to get the fuck in here.
I will remember the sight I saw for the rest of my life. The problem is how to describe it. I’ll start with the layout of the bathroom.
The door pulls open and there is a very short hallway maybe eighteen inches long. Turn left and you’ll find the showers and another door leading to a deck around the pool – straight ahead and you’ll find dual stalls with crappers and across from them a door leading to the downstairs laundry room.
To the left are dual sinks. There are mounted in a cabinet that is setback into an alcove. On each side of the cabinet is a space just wide enough for the skinny bitches around here to slide into.
Moms have a wastebasket on the left and a tall wicker clothes hamper on the right for wet towels and suits.
This is a perfect place for Lisa to clean and dress Stubby’s stump. The sinks are lower then normal. He can stand on one leg and lift his stump into the sink.
Evidently Stubby had his stump in the sink but not to get it cleaned – he was using it as a support while he fucked Lisa from behind.
Later we learned that in the heat of the moment Stubby forgot he was standing on his only good leg and tried to adjust his position to get more of his cock in her.
He lost his balance and fell sideways pulling Lisa with him. He hopped once, lifting Lisa off the counter with his cock, trying to gain his balance. He pulled Lisa on top of the clothes hamper.
His threw one hand around Lisa to keep her from falling. The other hand he threw up to catch himself on the wall. He missed a wall stud by a half inch going in but his hand came out the other side of the wall; a closet in the laundry room.
He knocked the drywall loose on the laundry side and his hand slide into the space between the stud and the drywall. The drywall snapped back in place trapping his hand.
When he tried to pull his arm free he bent his elbow and punched a bigger hole in the bath side dry wall and almost fell. He let go of Lisa because she seemed to be supported by the hamper.
At the exact moment he started to pull his hand out the hamper collapsed dropping Lisa into the gap. Stubby was pulled down and his good knee went into the drywall trapping it.
His free arm was trapped between Lisa and the cabinet. Lisa arms were trapped in the remains of the hamper. When Stubby was pulled down, his stump was pulled up.
Bear with me a moment, I have to discuss fashion for a moment.
From the first time I met him to present, Stubby has always worn baggy canvas cargo pants – they are made of heavy denim – it feels like canvas – to survive his trips though the woods and brush on foot and four-wheelers.
I’ve never seen him without them. For his stump he usually clips that pant leg to his stump. But lately he has been rolling them up, twisting the bottom closed or just letting it hang loose.
Today of all days they were just hanging.
Now I need to discuss bathroom fixtures (I’m loving this – best story in a LONG time).
The sinks in this room handle several tasks. They are stainless steel and Moms had the plumber install surgeon faucets. The faucets come up about a foot then curves to point down at the center of the sink. There are long levers so that the water can be controlled by your hand, forearms or elbows or in this case, stumps.
They also have knee handles, push your knee, thigh whatever in a yoke and you can control the water as long as the lever at the faucet is on.
When the basket failed, Lisa’s dangling leg turned on the water – forgot something, the temperature is controlled by a different control next to the on/off lever near the faucet. It is normally set for lukewarm.
When Stubby was pulled down (because his cock was still in Lisa) his stump was levered up and the end of his pants somehow got tangled with the faucet.
It now leans to the right, at a very sharp angle, against the on/off lever.
When I walked in, Lisa, trapped by Stubby’s cock in her pussy, was struggling. Her hands were tangled in the remains of the wicker basket. Her feet were about two inches off the ground – she is very short and being stuck on his cock, (the man is hung like a horse – if he is an inch he is a foot long) there was not much she could do.
She later commented she wanted him to hang weights on the end of his cock so that it curves down instead of up. If it would have curved down, they would not have ended up is such a compromising position. She would have just slid off.
(Dani wants to know why I am laughing so hard while typing. She says I sound like a dirty old man watching porn. Huh?)
When I walked in, water was pouring down Stubby’s pants and dripping off his balls. He said it was very cold – well water usually is.
Lisa was telling Stubby to get it out, he was too far in – he was going to give her a hernia – it hurt – get it out. She did not know how trapped he was and I don’t think she really cared.
(I am about ready to cry I am laughing so hard).
I analyzed the situation and decide to get Stubby’s stump free and get the water shut off. I unwrapped his pants from the faucet and tried to bend the faucet back to normal to turn the water off but I could not budge it.
Next I bent the on/off lever back and tried to push it away from them to turn the water off. The problem was it was already off and all I did was break the cold copper pipe under the sink that left nothing but hot water coming out and I have the heater set on high. It started to get steamy but I am sure it was close before I got in there.
I got Stubby’s stump to the ground but it hurt too much to put weight on it plus Lisa was still impaled on his cock. I tried to lift Lisa out of the way but she had about 10 inches of cock in her and there was still some showing. Wow.
Finally I lifted Stubby under the arms but his leg was stuck in the drywall. I moved him a little and Lisa asked for one more inch - she might be OK then.
I tried but it did not work. She wiggled her ass and got another half inch but Stubby told her to stop. She didn’t – he firmly told her to stop. When she did, she asked why. He said if felt too good. She started to ask if he was getting hard and I saw him throb. I’ve heard sailors cuss but Lisa could give them lessons.
He told me she had a great pussy. I did not agree because I did not know how much he knew.
I left to get a knife to cut my bathroom wall up and Red came in to check on the commotion. She is still laughing in her sleep (I know because she snuck in my bed when her kids fell asleep).
I was a perfect gentleman and let her sleep.
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Like hell, I fucked her like there was no tomorrow – and I think I’ll go back for sloppy tenths or whatever number we are on.
Red tried a few things between fits of laughter and looks of awe at Stubby’s cock. I heard Red ask how much of him was in her and Lisa said the part she was cutting off.
I cut his knee free and elbow but he could not get his hand out. Red could only get another inch of his cock out.
I went to the laundry room, opened the closet door and had to laugh but I did cut him loose.
He still did not have enough leverage to pull himself up. When I got back into the bathroom he was finishing fucking Lisa. When I cut his hand lose he had enough movement to get another two inches out which relieved the pressure in Lisa’s pussy and she started milking him.
It only took about 3 minutes for Stubby to shoot – Red was rubbing my cock and herself. Stubby was really turned on by that and being watched.
When Red came, Lisa came louder because Stubby was coming.
Stubby immediately went soft and Red moaned when Lisa started sliding off. She caught Lisa and I lifted Stubby under the arms and got him on his good leg.
Red lifted Lisa up and put her on her feet. Stubby’s come starting leaking out of her and Red moaned some more.
Stubby hopped to the shower on his one good leg and Lisa stumbled against the sink and her leg turned the water off. Then she walked now bow legged to the shower asking me to get her a sharp knife.
I held up the one I had used to cut the drywall and she said she needed a butcher knife – she only wanted to take one swing. I decide it was time to leave.
Red and I got outside and started laughing and we have not stopped – even thought we slept for about six hours.
When Stubby and Lisa came out he started to apologize but Red and I started laughing. Lisa and Stubby finally joined in after five or ten minutes.
Lisa came down about a minute ago and is muttering fucking asshole under her breath as she read over my shoulder.
Red and I promised them we would not tell a soul – didn’t say anything about writing it for the whole world to see.
It’s too good to keep secret.
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Posts for Saturday, August 16, 2008 (archive)
Stubby's Stubby - NOT – August 16 2008 by Pops
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Posts for Friday, August 15, 2008 (archive)
Chess Update – August 15 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:06 PMStubby had been kicking our collective asses. He has won every match in our tournament. Adam is next, followed by me then Captain. Annie still has four games waiting for her.
Physically he is still weak and still using Annie's wheelchair to get around. His wounds are healing nicely and he says he has almost no pain. He also said it was OK to drink around him - the smell no longer nauseated him. He didn't even miss it anymore.
The miracles I saw yesterday at Stubby’s cabin are still occupying my mind. He let me bring home one of his carvings. It is of Mom. I took a picture of and made a side-by-side picture with a photo about two years ago. I have yet to find any major or for that matter minor differences.
I sent it to Momtoo this morning – she wanted to know how I changed the photo to look like a woodcarving. I sent her a photo of me holding it next to my head.
When Mom saw both photos she thinks she is being tricked – I give up until she can see it in person.
I asked Stubby if I could video or photograph his miracles. He agreed but he wants to approve everything before anyone else sees it.
He gave me another carving that totally surprised me. It was of Lisa sunbathing nude, lying on her stomach with legs spread wide. She was on her elbows head lifted as if she was looking for the sun. Her tits were hanging perfectly. He said he caught her earlier in the summer.
I took a picture of it and used gimp to give it shadows and highlights. It is not quite right but I showed Stubby and he wants to know what else I can do.
I asked how much he knew about computers. He asked if I had one that ran BASIC and had a decent graphics card. I sat him in front of my UNIX terminal and he wrote a program to draw math functions. Set a few endpoints and it will draw different pictures for hours. He types faster then I do. I do not think he touched the backspace key.
Then he asked if I had vi (it’s a UNIX test editor). He worked it even faster. Talk about hidden secrets – this man is full of them.
But his dog has been banned from the house. He had acted perfectly until about an hour ago. I made Stubby some homemade grill pizza and the leftovers were on the counter. I told Stubby he could take it home.
I also had laid out several chicken breasts to thaw. At some point when we were distracted, Skippy ate at least two of the breasts and the topping off the pizza.
The other breasts were hidden under the ottoman for later. Little sneak. When I tossed him out I put the breasts out with him. He promptly hid them in different places around the cabin.
Stubby started to yell at him but I stopped him – it was my fault for not thinking. The only people food Stubby gives him is raw chicken. Skippy just thought they were his.
Stubby does not understand why he ate the pizza. The one and only time he gave him a bite, Skippy spit it out and ignore him for a week. He hopes we have not started a bad trend.
I got up the nerve and asked him how much education he had. He responded with, “Too much for an idiot” and never answered the question.
I sat him in front of Gimp a few hours ago – I have not dared look at the screen. He has not spoken a word but I saw him text something on his phone. He just put me in check – the cheeky bastard.
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G/Work Update/Who You Know – 8/15/2008 1330 by Dani
Posted at 1:33 PMMade it to work only to become totally pissed. I called my Workman’s Comp Agent to advise them of G’s problem and the bitch on the phone told me I was not a client. After several attempts to convince the bitch I asked for her supervisor – she transferred me to the cafeteria.
After I cooled down I tried again – different bitch could not find me in their system. I hung up and Fire and I found the invoice and verified the check had cleared. Armed with the account number I called back. Same results even with the account number. I asked for a supervisor and was again transferred to some other department.
I called the HR specialist at Pops and she gave me a direct number for her contact.
Two minutes later my claim was filed. Ten minutes after that a rep called G and gave her everything she needed.
Once a long time ago I was trying to get tickets for a concert at the local University. I tried everyone I knew and got nowhere. I talked to Pops and he dialed a number from memory and asked whoever answered for front row center tickets.
When they came in the mail the next day I asked how he had done it – he said most everything in life depends on who you know and sometimes how much money you have or how important you seem to be.
I had momentarily forgotten this morning and had wasted time being frustrated. Fire and I both took notes for the future
G is in extreme pain – even the ‘good’ narcotics are not working. She called the nurse and got even more powerful painkillers. Fire gave them her right tit – between the two of us as least we have a pair.
Within five minutes of swallowing her new dope, she was sound asleep, dead to the world and evidently dead to her pain – I’m so glad – I was having sympathy pains.
Fire and I went to lunch – she brought up G’s absence and wondered if we ought to find a temp. I told her to call Red – Red is at the cabin getting laid I think – and she told Fire not to worry, she was taking over G’s workload. She and Summer had already worked out all the details.
I told the girls at the start I would pay them overtime or comp time but my agreement with Red was for just 16 to 20 hours a week. Might have to revise our agreement. She inspected two buildings with Summer this morning and they have already filed their reports. The lawyer was surprised - he thought we took Friday off. When he heard what happened he schedule a deposition for G and me on Tues - said these things had a habit of getting 'fucked up' - his words - and he wanted to record everything while our memories were fresh.
Today was a good ‘short’ day. I just checked with Fire - G woke and ate a big lunch and called her ‘fuck’ for an afternoon delight. Fire overheard her tell him that she had good dope so he could probably tear up her asshole.
Hmm – that gives me an idea. Later.
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Sorry – August 15 2008 250 by Dani
Posted at 3:03 AMSorry guys –lots of requests for more on Stubby – I will get more to you as soon as I can. I got very busy yesterday and just have not had time to write – if you think you guys are bad, Moms are ready to bury me.
Briefly – G was on top of a ladder checking a false ceiling and the ladder broke. G cannot weigh much more them me – 97 lbs – but it still hurts when you fall unexpectedly from twelve feet up.
The good news is she broke her collarbones – the bad news is, she broke her collarbones - two breaks and one fracture. Last night about five we when got her home, she was in a lot of pain. She has lots of cuts, two of which needed stitches, on her palms – she joked with the doctor that handjobs were out for a while.
The doctor gave her two prescriptions – Tylenol/C and a more powerful narcotic that I can pronounce let alone spell. I had to give the pharmacy my left tit to get the narcotic but whatever for my girls.
Her brother came up to see her and brought us all a fantastic dinner. He wanted to take her home to Mommy but she refused – she can’t fuck with Mommy nearby. When he asked why not she threw an empty glass at him that connected.
Lisa put a butter fly bandage on it – she said he ought to get a couple of stitches but it was in the hairline so she let him go.
Just as he was leaving a guy I had never met or seen showed up to check on her – he’s the type of guy that makes something else BESIDE your mouth water? Get it? I am sure he/she got it last night.
She introduced us but offered nothing else. We ran into Fire on the way out and she could not give us much except she heard G coming from across the floor – and it is a BIG floor.
She also saw them sneaking upstairs for a swim nakid– she heard the showers run and G tell him she could only take him five times a day, my kind of man.
Red went to the accident scene and took pictures and said a support on the rung G was standing on broke – she just slid off the step and must have pushed the ladder to the side as she fell. Ouch.
I need to go to work this morning to handle insurance etc. Fire is meeting me to learn the ropes – I have no idea what I am doing.
I’ll be back as soon as I can.
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Posts for Thursday, August 14, 2008 (archive)
Unbelievable – August 14 2008 715 by Dani
Posted at 9:05 AMI rode my four-wheeler to Stubby’s – it took me almost ten minutes to find it – I had only seen it from the river.
It was very neat with hundreds of flowers planted in several terraced and raised flowerbeds. Absolutely beautiful – and it could not be seen from the river.
I knocked on the door and Stubby yelled to drop my pants and come on in – so I did. When he saw me he reached for his flask and took a swig – I spread my legs and held out my hand. I took a swig expecting to choke and feel it burn all the way to my butthole.
Instead I choked – it was water with a touch of lemon. Lisa has really got a hold on this guy. I still cannot believe how young he looks. I looked down and walked past him grabbing his cock – I yelled at Lisa that he was fixed.
She was behind me when she answered and I spun around. She said she liked my outfit and pulled me into a softly lit room.
It looked like a scene out of some fantasyland. There were figurines (actually carvings) everywhere in a village complete with all the details – trees, flowers, windmills, rivers, locks and dams, tugboats, it was like you were looking at a real river in the moonlight.
Absolutely wonderful – it took my breath away – I started to reach out but I pulled back. Lisa told me it was not fragile – go ahead. She had only slept a few hours – the rest of the time she had been studying the miniature village.
The village took up the whole room spreading out along the walls. At the corners the river would curve and show replicas of the real river – houses, businesses, the bluffs, everything in extreme detail.
Along the back wall was our cabin – the boathouse was not quite done. In the river was our boat with Captain standing at the helm. It looked exactly like the Captain.
Then I saw the ABCs – Annie was lying by the pool, BBs was standing over her with her hand on hip evidently in conversation with Annie – it looked just like her. I was diving into the pool. I had a thong swimsuit on – Lisa came up and said she would recognize that ass anywhere.
I was speechless when I saw Moms and Pops and Brandy, out old lab – she died a few years ago. Lisa hugged me and said that Stubby had done ALL of this by hand – he used a small belt sander to polish everything but otherwise he had done everything by hand.
Then she opened a drawer under the counter and I saw the previous owners of our cabin – they had moved on over 12 years ago.
I was totally blown away and asked Stubby if I could call Pops and Captain who had the kids. He thought about it for over a minute and said yes.
Lisa whispered he took over an hour to agree to my coming. I went outside to advise Pops that this was a very big deal to Stubby – make sure he got total respect.
I also warned him he would be speechless and probably need the rest of the day to absorb it.
I went back in and followed the river to the next corner and what I saw brought tears to my eyes. It was Grannie’s undergoing a revamp – he was about half finished.
Grannie was yelling at someone – it was a younger version of Mom. I saw Gramps sitting on a stump watching them – he had his ever-present pipe in his mouth.
Lisa handed me a tissue and I went out with Lisa to get some air. She and Stubby had a smoke. I asked him how long he had been carving. He said his grandfather had given him his first knife at 6 and spent the next twenty years teaching him.
He said his grandfather had started the river carving and he finished it after his death and kept it current in his memory.
Lisa told me I had not seen anything yet.
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A Quick Note – August 14 2008 by Red
Posted at 6:31 AMThere you go boss – as requested – I’ll post one chapter a day – as long as you don’t send me pink slips for
missing a day, OK?
BTW, tell my daughters I miss them – not that much but a little (ha ha).
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What Do I Do? Part 5 – 8/14/2008 by Red
Posted at 6:13 AMSo I was left feeling crazy – I needed more. I wandered the halls looking for someone I could seduce.
But it was after the news and everyone was in bed. I called a very old friend and asked if I could stop by – he asked why and I told him – we never lied to each other. He told me to come over.
When I got there he pushed me to my knees and fucked my mouth while talking dirty to me. After I swallowed his cum he said Hi and helped me to my feet. This was the way we almost always spent the first ten minutes we were together – as long as his wife was not around.
He was my ‘safe’ cock – he loved being blown but when he was done he could spend hours satisfying me with his fingers, dildos and vibrators. Once he counted that I came 126 times – it was probably more because sometimes I hid my orgasms to keep his head from getting too big.
One night when his wife was away, he laid me spread eagle on the guest bed with my head hanging off the corner of the mattress. He buried his cock in my throat and laid on me trapping me to the bed.
He slowly filled my pussy with a vibrator then pumped me hard. Every so often he would pause before jamming it back in.
Once he paused and when he pushed it back in I yelled wrong hole and he said nope – your asshole is getting raped. Then he jammed something in my pussy. Whatever he had put in my ass hurt like hell but it got better after a while and then he alternated pulling the vibrator out of my ass for a second before jamming it back in then doing the same with whatever was in my pussy.
With his cock in my mouth I fantasized I was doing three guys. He told me I have never cum so hard.
This night he bent me over that same bed and lubed up his cock. Since I had just sucked him dry I knew it would be as least an hour if not more before he would be ready to come. I had never got him off any faster during the hundreds of times I tried.
We used to live next door to each other. His wife was in the hospital for an extended stay and he told me one night he missed the intimacy. I asked what he missed the most but he was too modest to say.
I asked if he missed the sex and he nodded his head. I asked if she pleased him well and he nodded his head. I asked if she gave him handjobs and he nodded his head. I asked if he liked blowjobs and he shook his head no.
I repeated the question and he answered that he had never had one. Didn’t know if he liked them or not.
I got on my knees in front of him and finished my beer then showed him my tits. His eyes got very wide. When I put his hands on them he told me he had never seen such nice tits – his wife was small.
I saw his dick flinch under his pants. I started rubbing him and asked where he came when his wife jerked him off. He said her tits or stomach.
I pulled him out of his shorts and rubbed his big soft head on my nipples. He told me he was close and I let go and pulled back. He was not sure if he liked that or not.
But when I started stroking him he laid his head back. I rubbed my nipples against his cockhead again and he told me he was getting close. As soon as he saw what he thought he had felt – he came in my mouth.
I sucked him dry. A couple of hours later I blew him again. He told me it was almost better then fucking pussy – then he turned so red I could have used him as a stoplight.
The next night I showed him how to fuck my mouth. The third night he pushed me to my knees and told me to suck his cock like a slut.
From then on he always talked dirty to me. One night I just could not get off – his fingers got tired banging me.
He started talking about a fantasy – I had gone to a party and there were five guys that had not been laid in months. I blew one and as soon as he was done I did another. In the end I was blowing one guy after another – after six different fantasy blowjobs and about the time he got hard again and filled my mouth I started coming.
Between his hard-on and his fantasy I came for a long time.
Then his wife got better and we only go to see each other once or twice a month.
That night his wife was visiting a friend out of the city. He spread my ass as far as he could, put the tip of his cock at my anus and fell on me.
He outweighed me by at least a hundred pounds if not more. It felt like he had ripped something but ten seconds later I was coming and he was trying to push me through the bed into the floor.
After ten minutes he had to rest but his cock kept throbbing and I kept coming.
When we were through he said that was the first time he had fucked ass but he wanted to do it many times in the future.
About six months later I found out that I was not much of a sneak. His wife called to let me know he was in the hospital and had at least one heart attack and thought I should know.
When I asked what had happened she told me he was getting his cock sucked – I was surprised and she must have heard it in my voice. She told me I was to blame. I did not like where this conversation was going.
She told me he had ‘showed’ her how to give blowjobs – she was not 100% sure who had shown him until just this moment. After a pause she thanked me. Then she said she had to pay him back – would I please go with her to the hospital.
We became very close friends and she always lets me know when he’ll be alone for a few hours in case I want to teach him anything else.
I will never forget that afternoon when we both walked into his room. She was worried he might have more heart problems. Instead he got a hard-on. She pushed the door closed and taught me how to give a handjob without getting cum everywhere.
He asked if he could move in with me – he was pretty sure she was going to kick him out.
Instead, their sex life got better and she kept me informed of his schedule. He didn’t call for a few months until she was gone for two weeks.
This night his wife was about two blocks away. She had developed MS and was restricted to her bed. I slept on his bed and for the first time in my life I woke up with a cock in my ass. WOW.
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Good Morning Sweet World – August 14 2008 359 by Dani
Posted at 4:25 AMSo where IS the rest of Red’s stories? Well, she is teasing us. She told me she is good at being a tease.
When Pops came to the office to consult with Kim he told Red she had one hour to get us another installment or he was going to use Part 4 as a guide to punish her.
When he came back an hour later, Red was in my private area waiting for him. Fire went in with him and Red was on my bed lying on her stomach, definitely naked with her ass covered by a towel, barely.
Fire excused herself and Pops told her she could watch. She left anyway so we have no idea what happened. Pops and Red are NOT talking.
And Red has NOT sent another installment SOOOO - I sent her an email giving her until 8 am and warned I might fire her ass.
Pops just came down, read over my shoulder and laughed at me. Yeah, right he said.
He brought me a hot toddy and wondered how many people were here. As far as I know it’ s just him, Captain and myself. Lisa and Stubby are at his ‘real’ place – he had not been there for at least a month and Lisa admitted she had never been there.
She called about an hour after I fell asleep and left a message that I will not believe Stubby’s place – she told me to come last night or skip work this morning and get over there when it gets light.
I asked Pops but he has no idea what she might be talking about – he has never been inside and as far as he remembers, no one we know has been.
I took off my robe but Pops warned me that the girls had spent the night with Captain on the boat. I grabbed a long t-shirt from the laundry room and wandered into the kitchen.
Wondering why it mattered how many people were here, I saw he had the big mixer out and about 2 gallons of blue berries – it was blueberry muffin and pancake/waffle day.
If there were too many people he waited – we both love cold muffins before bedtime.
He came in and told me no peeking and chased me off. I can smell breakfast cooking now.
It is going to be a sweet day.
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Posts for Wednesday, August 13, 2008 (archive)
Stubby Getting Better – August 13 2008 1304 by Lisa
Posted at 1:19 PMStubby is getting better – before he was very quiet and spent most of his time observing – I had to almost rape him to get laid.
Now he is completely silent and does not care about much at all except his stomach and other nearby organs. Yes, that includes his dick.
After he beat the kids three games to none, they went with Pops and Captain for a boat ride. We were invited but Stubby said he was tired - until I laid down with him for a nap.
He spooned me then he stuck his cock in me. No warning, no foreplay, no sweet talk – nothing but jamming his cock in me – yep, he is getting better and returning to normal.
He hobbled on one foot and I saw him come back to bed with a large flask. I was ready to kick his ass when he offered me a drink. It was water – he said he didn’t miss the booze just his flask and sneaking drinks and the feeling he was fooling everyone.
I hugged him and for my troubles his cock got hard. I gave him a handjob then a blowjob but in the end I needed to be fucked again.
Yep, he is getting better,
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A Great Prank – August 13 2008 1105 by Dani
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Crazy Morning – August 13 2008 610 by Dani
Posted at 6:27 AMI slept for ten hours – I love it – but I woke up to Lisa and Stubby arguing. He wanted a hot toddy and she told him no. If he drank one she was done with him, period. She was pissed – I have never seen her this pissed. She didn’t even want to talk to Pops or me. Stubby just grinned and winked at me. He looks so much different cleaned up and a few pounds lighter.
Pops posted Red’s writings – he didn’t proof them very well so I fixed what I saw. I had not heard this story before but I have a feeling she just explained the start of her problems. This could be interesting.
Blackmama called before I woke up – she said the new girl was going to be just fine. She had not met her yet; she just went to her first job site and said she would stop in before lunch.
“Jim” asked that he be notified when ‘the bitch’ got into the office.
Blackmama thought I might want to be there for the fireworks – Fire and G were setting up a pool with the possible situations. Squares were a dollar.
Summer thinks it is payback time. Annie thinks its revenge. Cindy and Denny say the guy has tricked us into doing something we didn’t want to do.
The girls just came down – I did not even know they were here. Pops and Captain said they were too tired to take them home.
Stubby was glad to see them – they got the chessboards out and starting their sessions. The girls love it. Stubby asked them to get him some tea. When NB brought it back she let Lisa smell it first and asked if she wanted to taste it.
Lisa looked at Stubby and he started laughing – he told NB she did perfect.
Now Lisa is even more pissed – he set her up – HaHa. The girls are trying not to laugh.
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What Do I Do? Part 4 – 8/12/2008 by Red
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What Do I Do? Part 3 – 8/12/2008 by Red
Posted at 8:45 PMI’m bent over a bathroom sink in a guy’s dorm room. He had the head of his dick in my pussy and had spread by ass while looking to find the right hole. He was the first guy to see my pussy and I got wet.
I pushed him back and pulled my nightgown down – his T-Shirt – and got on my knees to distract him. He said he wanted pussy – I told him I was a virgin and I deep-throated his cock – he came when he watched me do that.
When he was done filling my stomach, he asked if I was truthful – yep, never been fucked in the pussy. He asked about my anus – nope, nobody in their either (I was silently wondering if that was normal).
I asked him how many girls he had fucked – four and three of them anal AND the last time he fucked them. I asked why he hadn’t done the fourth and he said she was too quick for him.
So he raped them - sodomy – he said no and thought about it and then said maybe. For some reason I was so fucking horny I could think of nothing else but getting my asshole fucked.
He asked what I would have done if he got his cock all the way in me – I told him we would not be talking – I would be gone and he would be looking for his cock.
We made out and I asked him to make me cum – he offered to eat me but I turned him down. His fingers did feel good. After I came I asked if he has ever fingered a girl’s anus. He rubbed mine and I got anxious. He immediately stopped and said he didn’t have lube.
I went back to my dorm and masturbated several times then I pushed a fingertip up my ass while keeping my clit distracted.
It didn’t feel good or bad. When I got closer I found myself pushing my finger in deeper - when I got past the ring of muscles and started to massage them, I came really hard. At some point I quit playing with my clit and for several hours I toyed with putting more then one finger in my ass.
I went to the local drug store and bought some personal lube. The old lady at the register gave me funny looks.
The lube made it feel even better and I tried a second finger and decided I liked it. In fact I liked it too much.
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End of Day Report – August 12 2008 1725 by Dani
Posted at 8:21 PMWhen I left work I noticed both company cars were there. I found that odd and called G. She explained that the less things cost, the more of a bonus they get at the end of the year. I laughed – my girls were always thinking.
The contractor said he had too much work if we wanted a 10-day minimum start date and on time completion rate of 90%.
Fire and G both thought he was just bucking for more money. So they told him to recommend another contractor. He said he needed someone he could work with, that he got along with, that could be his equal and that could walk into a job and take over with very little discussion.
He said it might take a while to think of someone. Less then five minutes later he called G back and gave her a number to call. He said interview the woman (woman?) on the other end but do NOT tell her who recommended her.
He told us NOT to get an application and don’t ask about her family life – he knew her background well - he had worked with her before and he would explain it all later. He also asked that we offer her a few thousand more she could be worth it – she could really give him some benefits.
They agreed to all of that and then he made his last request – give her a fake name – use Dani’s initials or something for the company and come up with a name for him – just make sure he knew it shortly after the interview.
So the girls, wondering what all the secrecy was about guessed that it was his mistress or someone he wanted to get into bed.
I told them maybe if she knew whom she would be working with, she would run. Or she might recognize the company name or his name and have one or both of us arrested.
I called him and asked when we could give the woman the true information he said it depended and he would explain it all no later then tomorrow morning and we could inform her at the same time.
He told me I would love it. I trusted him completely so the girls did their stuff. They decided to do the interview off site and referred to the current contractor/prankster as Jim.
I had already left work – our office meeting had really worn me out (actually I had to be home to help Lisa get Stubby settled).
They called me DURING the interview and wanted to offer her the job with a salary much higher than “Jim’s”. Since I trust the girls and I was going to give “Jim” a raise anyway I gave the OK.
They asked her to come with them to a job site and meet the other inspector. She agreed and when they were entering the building they ran into “Jim”. He ignored them and they all ignored him.
That convinced the girls he was not screwing with them, the girl had not even remembered him. Red met the girl, asked a few questions and they as a whole offered her the job. She said she needed to talk to her husband and she would call us early in the morning to let us know.
Fire reminded her we start at 5 am but she could start whenever she wanted.
So Moms, I’m gradually getting more people to make sure my good people are not burned out. I think it is going good. I am late getting to sleep – later.
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What Do I Do? Part 2 – 8/12/2008 by Red
Posted at 8:19 PMAt the time I thought nothing of the fact he was screwing other women – I was not giving him any pussy – I only sucked cock and let the boys finger me until I came.
I would not even let them ‘see’ my pussy – they could ‘feel’ it but I always had something covering it. My mother and aunts had planted that into my head saying a ‘good’ girl never showed any of her privates to the boys. If any of them had ever ‘touched’ a cock in their lives I would never believe it.
I did not get fucked until I was twenty years old because I thought God would strike me down but I was known as the blowjob whore; I would suck almost anyone as long as they were nice to me.
I also learned that the boys had to put out too. A nice dinner, maybe a movie or concert then late night dancing at a club or bar with lots of drinks. I was not hard to please. And in return I would suck their cocks at least once and if they were lucky they could finger fuck me and get a blowjob wakeup call.
I loved giving them - after a night of drinking many guys would need to pee a river the next morning. They had a choice, pee or cum. Many a time I heard and watched guys swear because their cock would not soften fast enough after a blowjob to relieve their bladders.
A couple of times the guys would push me off because they had to pee too bad and once a guy pissed all over my face and upper body – he just could not help it.
He had not called me for a second date so I caught him in the piano practice room and asked if he had to pee. He was embarrassed until I pulled his cock out to finish what I had started.
He had been convinced I would never want to see him again. The next date he drank very little and his cock was a lot harder when he was sober. The next morning his hard cock on my face woke me but I had to pee badly. He followed me into the bathroom and fucked my mouth while I peed.
Then he pulled me up, turned me around and bent me over the sink counter. That was the first time the head of a cock was in me and the first time a guy had ever seen my pussy in bright light.
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What Do I Do? Part 1 – 8/12/2008 by Red
Posted at 8:11 PMI’ve been talking to Dani and Moms about a little dilemma I have. A little dilemma is an understatement. I have a major fucking problem – I think it is all in my head – but it is starting to affect my life.
For years I have associated fantasies with masturbation. It was me and myself – no one else was involved and I had never revealed my thoughts to even the closet friend or lover.
With a lover I would do almost anything they asked. I remember the first time I gave a blowjob. I had never done one and had cum shooting out my nose when he came hard.
He later told me he had never come that hard before. I spit his cum out. I did not know it was OK to swallow.
The next date he asked for it again but this time he held my head while pushing his cock down my throat. I had no choice but to swallow but it dawned on me I did have a choice – I grabbed his ass and bit down –just hard enough to send him a message. He froze while his cock shriveled to a pencil and his balls disappeared up inside.
He immediately apologized and said he would never do it again. I was pissed so I stuck a finger up his ass. Hard. From then on whenever I blew him he grabbed my tits and hung on.
Once I told him he should like having his asshole plugged while I sucked him – he was willing if I did not hurt him as much as I did the first time. That night I learned how to get anything I wanted from a man. When I rubbed his prostrate with my Vaseline coated finger he moaned loudly almost screaming.
When he came I was ready but he still shot cum out my nose. He also gave me a gallon of his cum.
Until I blew him, I had only fantasized about sucking cock. He told me he had several other blowjobs but not one came close to mine and the finger trick was the most intense thing he had ever done.
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Good Meeting – August 12 2008 235 by Dani
Posted at 3:19 PMWe had an excellent meeting this morning – left with all fingers and toes – Ha-Ha.
Blackmama told us the last time she had hers done was when she almost got married – Huh?More To Read....
Red and I talked without talking – if you know what I mean – since we both knew what had happened she could share her feelings without directly referencing the details.
All the girls wanted to know what we were talking about – Red told them to fantasize – some of the ‘things’ they thought we were talking about were hilarious – butthole waxing (OUCH) – ball waxing – back waxing. I have no idea what we said that would make them think of waxing.
The office is running beautifully thanks to my hiring expertise (called luck). Blackmama can handle any phone call that comes in and has a tenth sense that tell her when to pass a call through or to take a message.
She also knows when she can joke. One of our owners called to speak with G. Blackmama told him that G was unavailable but would call bam back ASAP.
Evidently the guy asked when she would return. Blackmama told him she was not sure – G had eaten some great Mexican food and was in the bathroom.
The guy laughed and laughed. When G called him back he asked how the Mexican food was. G told him it worked great – took care of both ends.
It took him four callbacks to tell her what he needed. He sent her some Hot Salsa from a Mexican store. She got the runs just opening the bottle for a sniff.
Blackmama said to throw it away – she used it on her eggs last Friday and her cast iron stomach had a hole in it when she was done.
G and Summer have found that double-teaming an inspection takes less then half the time and since they both see the same thing they both have different descriptions and can really dress up their reports.
Red does a follow-up and sweet talks the owner or lawyer or banker. Fire is about ten minutes behind her with a fill-in-the-price contract.
Only one lawyer wanted an extra day. Red warned him we were signing at a fast pace and the costs would probably rise within twenty-four hours.
The guy still waited and when he accused Red of screwing him he wasted another day talking with all the clients we had signed. When he finally made up his mind Red apologized and said we had reached our limit on his type of building.
He came in pissed as hell and I showed him the notes from the meeting and the contract list.
He apologized to G and Fire with a few dozen roses and an all expenses paid spa day for the whole office.
He made a counter offer for enough money to make us change our minds – we had to hire five more maintenance and 3 more security people. I am glad Fire convinced me early on to setup outside companies under our umbrella.
And she picked them well – so far no complaints at all. Of course neither know that we own both of them and they keep an eye on each other.
Pops and Captain have the girls again and Fish is with Cindy/Denny again. Still not sure what is up with that.
Red decided she would re-write her story and maybe let me post it.
Will has been on the roof all day with engineers/architects – he got the OK for his tower and now his people are trying to figure out how to do it.
Annie went to the doctor and has been released for light duty – she cannot wait to get back to work. Cindy was to be off until Monday but she is going back early with Annie.
Stubby should get released this afternoon, tomorrow morning at the latest – Lisa can not wait – she has not been home in over a week.
Well almost time to quit for the day. Boy I’m tired. Later.
Stubby is Home – August 12 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 3:07 PMI’ve almost got him fixed, two more weeks and a strict regimen of antibiotics and even stricter diet and he’ll be a changed man.
He tells me he already is a new man. He has lost over twenty pounds and has gained three inches in almost all his muscles. He asked me last night when I was just about to start coming if he had gained three inches in his dick.
It threw me so far off of climax I told him it seemed smaller. He told me to talk dirty to him – that always made him harder.
I called him every name I knew and then told him if his cock weren’t so big, he would be a worthless lover. He called me all the dirty names he knew – slut and whore were repeated a lot and I hate to admit it, but he did get thicker. My goodness did he get thicker but I got wetter so it all worked out.
When he came and let me come down from my high, he told me it felt like my pussy got smaller then he ever remembered. That’s when the nurse knocked and asked if we were done – she hates sports and they had to turn the TV up fairly loud to drown us out.
Stubby invited them to listen to us, we didn’t care, or even better, they could come join us, he had more then enough to go around. For some reason I found the extremely funny.
We are both glad to be home even if Stubby cannot drink ANY alcohol for at least two weeks. Just to have ‘real’ food as he called it was a joy.
He also played/taught chess to both girls when they came to visit yesterday and again this afternoon – he said they are very smart and quick learners. I asked Pops if I could keep them for two weeks – Pops and Captain said they had first choice.
I’ll call Red and offer her a huge cock – HaHa.
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Posts for Monday, August 11, 2008 (archive)
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Posted at 8:35 PMNo Real News Today – August 11 2008 1745 by Dani
Posted at 6:07 PMWell it has been a very busy day but nothing new. No good laughs – no fucking – it was boring.
Pops and Captain picked up the brats as they now call Red’s kids. They were going to take Fish too but he was crabby. Beside, Cindy wanted to baby sit him for a while – I think she is trying to show Denny what it would be like to have kids – I do not know if she is trying to convince him or dissuade him.More To Read....
Red wrote a note and I want to publish it – she is thinking about it.
Will and DenI were on top of my building most of the afternoon trying to get permits to install a 200 ft tower – they said they needed to get over some other buildings.
Nice laid back day. Tomorrow I have to get my nails done – it’s going to be a tough a day. Hope I make it through.
Red’s Surprise – August 11 2008 425 by Dani
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Posts for Sunday, August 10, 2008 (archive)
Red Pays Off – August 10 2008 1825 by Dani
Posted at 7:18 PMPops came in to get some paper towels – B had accidentally caught Captain in the nose. Red asked if they had gotten good looks and Pops told her that he and Captain could go to jail if someone caught them fooling around with a bare assed 14 year old – he had given her bottom back.
But they were still making sure her skin shriveled up. B was not very happy with him. She had threatened to show the boys her boobs if they did not let her out.More To Read....
Pops told the boys not to laugh too hard. B had called him another name he did not know 14 year olds knew.
He went back to the pool; Red and I finished our discussion of threesomes. When I asked her if she liked her ass fucked she wondered if it was OK to like it. I told her absolutely. She said she had only had it twice and both times it was a drunken accident but she really liked it
She told me today she would just use her mouth and pussy. She laughed and said this was the last thing she thought she would be talking about today.
When the boys left, Pops and Captain got tired and let B get away. She came in and asked her mother if she was happy – her mother told her she was just having fun. B called her terrible and went to take a shower – she hoped her hair was not ruined.
Red asked me to get her daughters out of the way for a couple of hours. I told her I would take them shopping but reminded her that Annie and folks were schedule for 5 pm.
Red said that if she had not worn Pops and Captain out by then, she was worthless.
I gathered the girls, B was so happy to leave she put her wet hair in a ponytail and we were gone.
Red put Fish down for a nap and Pops led her to his bedroom where Captain stripped her then fucked her while Pops jerked off into her mouth.
Then they traded ends and Pops fucked her while Captain got a BJ.
Red called from the bathroom and wondered where the lube was. She found it – I asked what was up and she said two dicks and a yearning asshole.
She told me later she took Pops in her pussy and Captain in her ass. It was so good.
Then Pops put his soft cock up her ass and Captain put his cock in with him. She said it hurt for a bit but then it got better.
Captain came quickly and Pops pulled most of the way out when he got hard but he still fucked her with his head and first inch.
She said she had never come so many times. She had never had that much cum in any hole before and it was still leaking out her ass.
They all took a shower and they both fucked her mouth. She had been able to swallow the Captain but Pops was impossible to suck when he got hard. She gave him a handjob and swallowed his come.
After a short nap, Pops bent her over the edge of the bed and pounded her until he came. She said it had never felt so good to be used.
When I asked Pops and Captain about their afternoon delight, they both said the girl needed some more practice but she would do when I was not around.
B May Have Gone Too Far – - August 10 2008 1210 by Dani
Posted at 1:15 PMWhen the pool boys did not show up at ten I assumed Pops had canceled their plans.
At noon I heard a familiar teen scream – there were boys nearby. Sure enough, the pool boys were getting their stuff ready to clean and the girls were getting ready to show their stuff.More To Read....
Red flopped beside me and told me to never have kids – Pops and Captain said amen to that.
We sat in peace while Pops and Captain watched the beginning of the NASCAR race and played with Fish. Captain had made him some blocks - 10 different sizes and shapes – Pops’ contribution was finding a shiny finish that Fish could chew on without killing himself. Pops had dipped the blocks in the finish several times and had even sanded them between final coats.
Red and I were reviewing the Daily Plan for tomorrow looking for a way to include a surprise trip to the nail salon – Red and I both have broken nails – benefits of being the boss – having a meeting at the nail salon.
Red pointed out that Blackmama would not be at work on Monday and the nail salon was closed today so Tuesday would be better - we could make reservations tomorrow. I pulled up Tuesday’s daily plan, which was empty and reserved 11-1 for full staff office meeting – location yet to be determined. Her suggestion worked well.
Red told me that whenever I needed someone whacked just call her.
We heard B calling from the pool. When Red looked out everyone went with her. Pops said to be ready for anything.
We all looked and B asked her Mom if this was OK and she planted a kiss on her friend. It surprised him more than us.
She looked back and her Mom shrugged her shoulders. Then she pushed the boy into a chair and she straddled him and kissed him again.
Red walked out to the pool. B stayed on the boys lap. It looked like she was gently rubbing him.
Red apologized for her daughter and pulled her up by her ear. She told the boy her daughter was at that age that she sometimes did stupid things. And it was best if she was embarrassed and cooled off. It made her think.
Red spun her daughter around – pulled the strings on B’s swim suit bottom - she held on to the bottom as she push B into the pool – without her bottoms. We all saw her bare ass.
She told her that no on was allowed to get her a towel or anything to cover her ass. She could use her hands if she wanted to get out. She knew the boys had to go home in two hours so she had plenty of time to ‘think’ about how she got here OR she could show off her ass by getting out of the pool but the boys were to catch her and push her back in.
She told the boys that if she did get out, let her get almost to the cabin before dragging her back – they could see her ass longer.
The boys were not sure what to do – Red turned around and said that each time they threw her back they each got $10. NB wanted to know what she got. Red said the same as the boys.
Pops and Captain asked and she whispered something to them. I saw both their faces light up and she went inside.
Pops and Captain told the boys they would help them catch her and hold her until they felt like throwing her back.
I heard Pops ask the boy if her ass felt good. B called him a dickhead. NB was laughing her head off.
We heard a scream – B had pulled her top down to cover her ass but Captain caught her and Pops got the other hand and foot and carried her back to the pool. They had her on her back so the boys were seeing more then her butt.
Red sat down and said B would be so embarrassed she would not talk to her for a month or more. Then she would complain three or four weeks then they would laugh about it and it would be forgotten.
The last time she had used embarrassment was the time B bought some thongs. Her mother said she could only wear them with her. She caught her at school with one peaking out of her jeans.
She forced her daughter to wear her thong on the outside of her jeans and she took pictures with her cell phone.
She sent the pictures to her current crush and her best friends. B refused to talk on her birthday to the woman that had ruined her life.
Red said fine and ignored her the next two weeks. B had finally apologized and they started talking.
We heard another scream then splash. I asked her how long she was going to let them drown her and she said until Pops and Captain got tired of it.
I asked what she had promised them and she asked me what it was like to do two guys at the same time.
B Is Worse Then Me – August 10 2008 1025 by Dani
Posted at 11:35 AMB is growing up very quickly and is pushing the boundaries – actually she just moves them out of her way.
Shortly before ten, while Red and the girls cleaned up the breakfast mess, B was asking Red about her new restrictions. Essentially, if B wants to kiss whatever boy she is flirting with, she can. Just don’t go out behind a building to hide the activity.More To Read....
B asked about touching – Red said same thing BUT hands must be outside the clothing. Red also suggested it is a little early in her life to be touching.
B pointed out that three of the girls in her class had already had babies. B assured then promised her Mom it would not happen to her. Before anyone put his penis in her baby maker she would come to her for birth control.
Red thanked her and told me she had a good girl. Then B asked about oral sex – was that OK?
I heard Pops drop something and Red did – a pan she was drying. I tried not to laugh but it was impossible. I heard very soft footsteps behind me. I didn’t even bother to look. After a bit I could hear two old people trying to breathe.
Red told her to figure it out based on the current rules. B thought about it and said the only thing she could think of was hands outside the clothes.
Red said she was right but what B said next floored us all.
She said that one of the older girls said her boyfriend loved it when she put her hands in her back pockets and just used her mouth on his penis. She never touched him – B thought that was better then touching a penis.
The two old guys behind me – well, at first I thought they were having strokes. As it turned out they were trying not to laugh and doing a very poor job of it.
Red was having a stroke – B asked her mother if that was true – then she asked me. Pops and Captain ended up on the floor laughing so hard I knew a stroke was coming.
NB asked what was so funny – then her mother asked NB if she knew what oral sex was. NB said sure, the boy uses a girl’s mouth instead of her cabina – vacina - vabina she offered.
Red almost fell down – I helped her to a chair - Pops and Captain left quickly.
NB asked her Mom what was wrong. I started to explain and Red touched my arm and shook her head no and pointed at B.
B started laughing – Pops and Captain came back in. They were not sure what to do until B said, “Gotcha” to her mother. Pops and Captain were beside themselves.
B was laughing so hard at the look on her mother’s face she could not speak. NB asked what a vabina was and everyone in the room burst out laughing.
RED stood up, grabbed her younger daughter by the face and kissed her while telling her it was nothing – B had played a trick on her. NB asked what a BJ was – her mother said she did not know and gave B a look that would have killed me.
Everyone else was laughing his or her butts off. I could tell that Red was not quite sure what to do.
Pops told Red the way she felt right now was exactly the way he felt last night. Red turned toward her oldest daughter and said she was grounded for life.
Everyone laughed when she stuck her tongue out. B told us that she had dreamed that routine up last night to screw with Pops until he lost it.
Red said she was going to lose something and B ran out the door. We’ve had a good time today.
Red’s Reaction – August 10 2008 0820 by Dani
Posted at 9:00 AMCaptain came in and asked B how much trouble she got in. He didn’t say a word.
When NB came down they started breakfast- Red and Fish arrived and B told her Mom everything. Red never said a word. I was surprised.More To Read....
Pops came down with a bunch of plastic balls for Fish – said he found them in BBs closet.
He told B that he had been too harsh – that she would play a trick on him when he was responsible for her safety was never expected. He had genuinely been scared something bad had happened.
Captain and I explained she had told her mother everything – Pops looked at Red and said it was her call – looking back on it was actually pretty funny he told her.
Red hugged her daughter and said she did not have to hide – her punishment was to never ‘hide’ when she was with a boy until she was 18.
When B started to complain her Mom held up her hand and said it did not mean she could not be alone – if she and her boy wanted to take a walk that was fine – just don’t hide what you are doing when other people are around.
I was surprised but I kept my silence. Pops looked surprised too until Red grabbed his hand and said she would like to talk to him privately.
They went out by the pool and were have an animated conversation – she seemed to be mad. Then she walked off. Pops waited a few minutes and followed her.
The girls were worried but I told them it would be fine. We finished preparing breakfast and Red came back in. The girls asked if she was ok – they gave her a touch hug; their hands were covered in flour from biscuit making.
The B looked at her and laughed. When Pops came in she did not even look at him but asked how horny her mother had been. NB looked at both of them and asked where they did it.
Pops just stared at her and whispered something to Red. Evidently B overheard it and said that her Mom walked funny after sex and her eyes were all sparkly.
I moved closer to look and she was right, her eyes sparkled. When she went to the bathroom she was walking like she was trying to hold her legs together.
I laughed and laughed when NB walked over to Pops, gave him a hug with her floured hands all over his back and kissed his cheek before saying thanks for doing her mother.
Pops actually blushed – something I had not seen very often. He went off to clean up and change shirts.
When Red came back she had the ping-pong paddle. I wondered who was going to get spanked. I got wet – don’t know why I like it, but I do.
When Pops got back Red bent B over and spanked her five times for stressing out Pops. B rubbed her butt and Red told her to be glad she had not made her drop her shorts.
She went to Pops and hit him five times – she had to chase him and only got his butt once – the rest hit his arms and back. She told him he was not her father and he could not ground her without talking to her first.
It was funny to watch and listen. B was smiling the whole time and Fish got a kick out of Pops yelling – he yelled and laughed with him.
We ate breakfast and had a good time talking about what Pops did while B was up on the 2nd floor deck watching him.
Grounded for Life – August 10 2008 635 by Dani
Posted at 7:07 AMB woke up early and told me she was grounded and restricted to her room for life. She asked if we could talk.
Pops had all but accused her of lying last night when she was just having fun. They had stayed on the deck and watched Pops search for them.More To Read....
Captain had run into them on his way to bed and warned her she was pissing Pops off –it might seem funny to them but never would to him.
She said Captain was more right than she expected. Pops would not even listen to her – it was like he didn’t care.
I had felt this all before and I explained why it seemed that way and assured her that Pops was just protecting her.
I asked if her daughter had disappeared with a boy and came back with her clothes in disarray, what would she do.
She smiled and said she gets it. I asked again what she would so – she said collect his balls in a jar.
What An Exciting Night – August 10 2008 0525 by Dani
Posted at 6:21 AMI left the girls with Pops and Captain at the B&B. They were still discussing the remodeling of one room.
It was difficult because the room sits over the kitchen and has two chimneys coming from below but only one is operational. It also is next to a stairway leading to the next floor. There is no insulation so every step a person makes is clearly heard.More To Read....
The girls had some really good ideas. Captain was really impressed.
Before I left I reminded the girls of the pool boys and Pops said they may not get to see them today, they had too much to do. NB stuck her tongue out behind his back. B hit him and told him they were leaving with me.
Pops backed off and said he would get them home very quickly.
I left planning a stop at the Farmer’s Market for some sweet corn and green beans and hopefully strawberries. Captain and I had created the menu – crab cakes followed by chicken breasts with country veggies and strawberry short cake for dessert.
It took me less then 5 minutes to get everything and I was on the way home.
We call the road leading from the main highway the drag strip – it’s about 3 miles long, straight and level and ends at the river. Near the end is a road that leads to Henry’s, Red’s, our cabin, the banker’s place and a boat ramp.
I had just turned onto the drag strip when I saw Pops’ truck come up behind me. He honked and flashed his lights then pulled around me.
He has straight pipes on all his trucks, big V-8s and a performance computer chip. I could here it go through the gears – he never lifted so I punched mine. I will not say where my speedometer tops out but it is higher then normal.
I could not catch him – when he made the turn onto our road he punched it and slid it sideways around the corner – it looked good from my vantage and I heard his pipes rumbling.
The girls were looking backwards and smiling – I punch my Mustang and caught then passed Pops. The girls were cheering. When I was a half-mile from our drive I checked my mirror and he was gone.
I realized I had been had – he had gone four wheeling through the woods. He had me beat.
I did not see Pops truck when I pulled into the garage – I wondered if he had hit something. When I opened my trunk to get the groceries I heard him – I wondered how I had beat him.
When I walked into the kitchen I saw that I had lost – he was parked on the kitchen deck - well sort of – two wheels were on the deck and a third on the stairs. The fourth was in mid air – he always did this to rotate his tires.
He and Captain were talking to the pool boys. The girls were whispering to each other probably trying to find a way to make the old farts leave.
I yelled for them and the girls smiled. I told them to invite the boys for supper. A call to their home and a conversation between Pops and their mother sealed the deal.
Captain and I started cooking. Pops came in and said those boys were no danger at all. He fired up the grill and an hour later we all sat down to a great meal.
The boys had great manners and were good at small talk AND embarrassing the girls. It was fun for all.
Pops and Captain started a chess game and the boys watched. We girls went up to powder our noises according to Pops and we talked for a few minutes.
The girls went down and suggested they take a walk. They made it to poolside then B and her friend disappeared. Pops was watching the cameras and playing chess at the same time.
He asked Captain if he saw where B got to. Captain had not so Pops went to find her. I was watching this from the 2nd floor outside my room – I told him the old picnic table behind the cabana.
He cursed. When he came back he was a little upset – with me. He asked if I told those kids hands always on the outside. I said yes.
He wondered what her mother would say – I told him to call her. He did –when he hung up he said something about fuckin’ women. I asked what she said and he chuckled.
“She asked that I make sure she was doing it right – she didn’t want her daughters to miss out on anything” Pops said. Captain and I laughed and Pops went back out to the pool. I stuck my head out the 2nd floor deck door and yelled at B that Pops was on the way.
Her voice surprised me when it came from the second floor deck. She and her boy had moved up there to hide from Pops. I laughed and reminded them about hands on the outside of clothing.
She said yes ma’am and I called her a bitch. Pops yelled for B – NB said they had headed toward the river. There are lots of places to hide down there. I told her to show him the Crow’s Nest. She thought that was a great idea.
I fell asleep laughing at Pops yelling and did not wake up until 500. Over nine hours of sleep – it was so peaceful.
The girls are asleep in Momtoo’s room – they look so innocent but I wonder if they really are. Pops is in his room with the Olympics on – he must have fallen asleep watching them. Captain must be in the boathouse.
When I logged in I had a note from Pops saying the girls were both grounded – NB for letting her boy touch her butt and B because she disappeared for two hours and when she did show up, his shirt was on backwards and her top was out of whack – whatever that is.
He told me not to let them sweet talk me and confine them to their room. No TV. I laughed and laughed.
That will last less then five minutes. I’ll tell them to go sleep with Pops.
So I had a real exciting night. Adam has not called back or shown up. I do not know what to think.
Today will be a good day, Annie and her crowd – Summer, Cindy and Denny – are stopping by to say hi on their way home.
Red is bringing Fish out to breakfast and to spend the day. The pool boys were originally coming over at 10 am so that the girls can show them what they learned at Grannie’s – maybe Pops canceled that.
I’ll make the girls cook breakfast as punishment for pissing off Pops.
I want to make sure I hear the conversation between Pops and Red - it’ll be a good one.
That was my exciting Saturday night - boy I must be getting old.
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