I'll explain where I have been in the next post but first.....
A quick story – I found myself in a small town Thursday and decided to take a run. I had forgotten I did not have a sports bra and the twins had not been out for a long time.
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The girls decided they were too tired so we all went to bed and as usual I have come to life at my normal time.
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No school today for me – I am going to the doctor with Cindy and Debby (same quack) and with Jeni (new quack). I’m calling it maternity training – but we do not know if Jeni is pregnant yet – just hoping.
BUT since I have a few moments, I will start my story about Friday night’s date with Adam and his friend.
I’m going to write it in chapters because the memory still makes me very, very, very, very, very – did I say very? – wet.
Grab your ‘stuff’ – it’s coming (the story goofballs).
Sorry folks – I started writing but an invitation for a ride along the river and lunch out won out.
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Then I came home while the others went to the apple orchard for cider, pumpkins and other decorations.
Thinking and writing about Friday night made me horny so I did something I have not done in a long time. I went chatting for a piece of ass with a stranger.
The lucky guy did not turn out so lucky. He wanted to voice chat and since I have never done it I went for it.
But my computer was offsite charging and Pops main terminal did not have a microphone attached.
I should have realized earlier that all audio and video outbound would be blocked. Since the teens joined our network Pops goes out of his way to protect them.
I even grabbed a headset and plugged it in then grabbed a vidcam and hooked it up. I could hear and see me but he was out of luck – it was all blocked. I felt so fucking bad and ended up bummed instead of satisfied.
Then another guy wanted to show me his cock getting hard but I lost him in all the windows.
There must be lots of lonely guys on the net. Once they find a ‘live’ girl she gets bombarded with messages – that’s one of the reasons I quit chatting in the first place - besides my computer crashing and trashing my contact list.
Oh well, sorry guy if you are reading this.
But the reason I didn’t get anything else done is…..
Lisa, Jeni and their assholes got home. Lisa’s been gone for over a week on a bike and Jeni for two weeks on her honeymoon.
She is so tanned – NO tan lines – and Lisa got lots of sun too. I need a vacation.
They got me lots of gifts from little baubles to a string thong that has a miniature vibrator covering your clit – the battery is on the back right above your crack and two little wires run through the strings to the vibrator.
It feels just like a cell phone vibrator. No way to adjust the speed - the on-off switch is bigger then the battery or vibrator - but it pulses perfectly. WOW – thanks girls.
So we’ll be up for a long while talking – they are both getting showers and unpacking the teen’s gifts. Pops took the guys over to our favorite bar for drinks and to get away from my sour taste. Fuck them they should have licked my pussy – I am in a bad mood.
Enough whiskey tonight and maybe I will fuck them all. Stay tuned people.
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About a mile into my jog, a not bad looking guy ran up beside me. He said hi and asked a couple of stupid questions the entire time watching my tits bounce.
I stopped and when he turned to face me I showed him my tits and told him to get a good look. After five seconds I told him to show me his cock. He pulled his pants out and I looked in then reached in and squeezed gently.
I told him “Sorry, too small – fuck off” and away I went. I looked back and he was standing in the street in shock.
I laughed and forgot about him. About three blocks later he pulled up in a car with two friends I assumed.
I stopped and he said his friends wanted to see my tits. I told them to show me their cocks first – his friends complied and I said I could not do them all – let me call my friend.
I pulled my cell phone out of my fanny pack and walked to the front of their car and loudly read off the license plate.
I walked back to the driver’s window and told him the cops were expecting him. He should just drive to the police station and maybe I would not press charges.
They started to get out but I showed them the third item in my fanny pack. They got back in the car and I told him he better hurry – if the cops had to track them down I would press charges.
I ran back to the hotel and had honestly forgotten about the incident before I got there. I had bigger fish to fry as Stubby likes to say.
I was still cramping badly and wondered if all pregnant women went through this. I took a really hot bath and then showered.
I had just combed out my hair when someone knocked on the door. I saw the policeman through the peep hole and opened the door inviting him in even though all I was wearing was a towel.
He introduced himself and said three guys had come to the station telling what he thought was a big story.
He said I had shown them something that scared them. I undid my towel showing all my assets then rewrapped the towel around my waist leaving my tits on display.
I sweetly asked if he meant these. He had a bright red patch on his breast pocket that said paramedic. He was redder then the patch.
He chuckled and said he didn’t think so and I pointed to my fanny pack on the table across the room.
I sat/half laid on the bed and pulled one knee up to my chest knowing full well I was showing the good stuff.
He pulled my cell phone out, then my Ipod then the item he was looking for. I told him the papers were in a side pocket. He had not looked at me yet.
He read my papers, put everything back in my fanny pack and turned to me. He went redder.
I asked if there was anything else he might want to examine – I told him it had been a while and I spread my legs a little farther apart. I also said he didn’t have to show me his cock – if it was not big enough he could use his nightstick.
He stuttered that he was a married man. I laughed and got up covering myself completely calling him an oddity, a romantic and honest cop.
He said thanks. I walked over to him bouncing my tits and without hesitation I grabbed his crotch. He did not move, He looked me straight in he eyes,
I asked if he was sure and he shook his head yes, I told him to go find his wife and grab a quickie or a blowjob then go ask those guys why they showed me their pitiful dicks. Be extra mean I requested.
He smiled and I gave him a peck on the cheek. He walked to the door and turned asking me how long I would be in town.
I dropped the towel, held out my hands and told him this was his only chance. He looked me up and down and told me I was beautiful.
He rearranged his dick and I laughed as he walked out.