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I think I mentioned that B and gB are now attending an all girls school in Colorado.
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They are doing very well, both on the honor roll and playing soccer. B has taken up the piano and gB the flute.
If B gets straight As this semester Pops promised to buy a baby grand to put in the great room.
Liz has started taking college classes two nights a week and is doing extremely well. She teased Pops she only wants to learn how to play the skin flute.
Pops gave her a timeout for 10 minutes in the corner for her vulgarity. Moms were not happy and chewed on Pops the entire ten minutes.
Lisa and I were laughing so hard we had to leave the room. Secretly we both agreed with Moms.
Everyone was here at the cabin for a late dinner to welcome the girls home. We have not seen them since early March.
Red started crying when we heard the perimeter alarm sounded.
B was first in the door. It looked like she had grown a foot and her skin was glowing. She is turning into a beautiful young woman.
They both cried as they hugged – they really miss each other. B went round the room giving hugs and kisses. When she reached Pops she handed him a card. It showed her current grades – all A+.
You could tell was really proud. He took her hand and pulled her to the corner of the great room to what looked like a couch covered with a velvet cover.
He pulled the cover off to show B her new piano. She could not believe.
During this time gB came in and held her mother for a long time. gB s no longer getting boobs – they are here and bigger them mine.
I found out late she has been wearing B’s bra but she needs to get some bigger ones.
I also noticed she had put on some weight. She is not fat but is carrying a few extra pounds.
I patted her tummy and asked if the food was good. She said it was too good. But I had felt something and I pulled her top up to display her new belly button ring.
B had come near me and I pulled her top up. She too had a new piercing. I knew Red was not going to be happy but I was not going to tell her.
Pops threw something as gB and told her to check the 2nd shed.
She had always complained that she had to ride double whenever we went four wheeling. Pops had bought her a four-wheeler painted pink.
It looked like a Barbie car to me. She loved it.
Mom was talking to B and asked what was new. B lifted her shirt holding her finger to her lips.
Mom’s eyes got wide and she pulled her into the kitchen. I heard her raised voice but could not understand what she was saying.
A few minutes later they came back and I could tell B was ready to cry.
She and her mother were talking when B suddenly lifted her top. gB came over and did the same.
I could tell Red was not too happy but she kept her mouth shut and commented they looked pretty good.
That’s when Mom went off. She commanded the girls to tell their mother how the piercing was done.
Red still did not seem too concerned until Mom explained why she was pissed.
Teenage girls piercing each other’s body parts with a pin and block of wood was NOT acceptable.
They could get infections – they might hit a vein. Then Mom wanted to know if they had done it anywhere else and took each girl into the bathroom to make sure.
Pops apologized for Mom but cautioned the girls that she was right.
Annie had pierced my ears very young and I caught an infection that put me into the hospital.
I got my ass beat and was forbidden to see Annie for the whole summer.
So their homecoming was not as happy as we wished. Every time Mom passed one of the girls she smacked them on the head.
Red talked to the classmates and I heard she was going to make the girls take the belly rings out.
I’m sure glad I have no desire to pierce anything but my ears. Annie kept saying she wanted a tongue stud but the classmates talked her out of it.
So our teens are growing into women. I wish they could have stayed teens just a little longer.
Liz took them in to see all their old friends at the hangout. I happened to be in the garage getting a bag of ice and overheard through the door that Liz had warned them about Mom.
She told them NOT to tell them about the tats. I dropped the bag of ice. They all laughed and Liz pointed out they could see my shadow on the garage door.
But you can bet I’ll examine the teens real close tomorrow morning.
One last tidbit – gB peed her pants in excitement when she heard Jeni was pregnant.
It’s all she could talk about for an hour.
Debby is still at the hospital. No new news.
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The classmates just paged me – they may take Debby in for a C-section today. Her doctor is waiting for some test results and monitoring the babies.
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Her parents just hot here and we recruited Liz to bring Rose from school if needed.
Debby is feeling very sluggish and her blood pressure is jumping all over the place.
She is wishing for a steak for dinner and to sit on a toilet to pee and poop – her words.
The classmates don’t think the doctor will deliver today based on their experience.
So even though I’ve made a few posts the last couple of days (and still have a few to post) if I disappear you’ll understand.
This weekend is supposed to be the Birthday weekend celebration (and Easter while we are at it). If you are new you may not know that all but three of our extended family have birthdays in the first 20 days of April.
The family celebrates all the birthdays on one weekend just to make it easier – we usually do it on Easter to take advantage of Good Friday.
I’ll keep you posted.
Extra: I just discovered that our private blog readers are being told the blog has been removed for SPAM – WTF. I’m checking it out and will update as soon as I know something.
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Dani aced a final today and turned in her paper she didn’t start until about nine last night.
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Moms sent a comment that their return flight to St. Thomas had been cancelled. They needed new flights or whatever but had waited on hold for an hour.
Lisa took over then called Blackmama for help. Blackmama got their non-refundable tickets refunded and also have them on two different flights just to be safe.
They will arrive a day before us but Blackmama checked and was able to move their arrival date up a day. She also verified our reservations and talked to the manager.
She worked out a better deal. We get one wing (twelve rooms-six suites) to ourselves. Never would have thought of that myself.
Debby is now safely stowed in the room next to Liz’s here. Captain made her four different courses for breakfast this morning. The odd thing is that Debby has only gained twenty-five pounds. The classmates want her to gain more but from the ‘good’ food groups.
Rose (her sister) tried to sneak in some Resse’s cups – three packs – about 10 packs. Captain caught her and brought Debby down here and let her watch each of us eat two of them (they are too sweet for me).
Captain told Rose that if she ever tried to sneak snack food in for her again, he would make her eat it all at one setting while her sister watched. When Henry came over he was not happy with either of them.
Dani got home late and went to talk to Debby. When I went in to ask Dani a question I saw Debby hide something in her hand. I gave her a look and she opened her hand to show me a fun size candy bar.
Dani took full responsibility and promised she would not do it again. I could not be angry with either of them. When I was first diagnosed as diabetic, Dani would sneak me hard candy or half a brownie or cookie. I know how they both feel.
Stubby had a joint break while he was jogging – he had to hop back about a half mile. This afternoon he took another run but he had a back pack.
When he got back he showed me his spare leg in the back pack. He told me hopping on one leg was the hardest thing to do now that he was used to having two legs.
The same joint seized this evening while he was walking up the stairs. I took it apart but didn’t really see anything. He has an appointment at 7 AM to get it replaced or repaired.
Annie and Summer are here tonight – they are going upstate for a half day tomorrow and wanted a head start. But if you remember, Annie is cold blooded so I cranked up the backup furnace for the top floors and I’ve got a big fire going.
It is about 92 degrees here in the computer room and about 78 in the great room. It is about 7 outside – luckily no wind.
Creek from river to back pasture has about an inch of ice on top – it froze fast but it’ll be 45 on Thursday when we leave. Dani says she is wearing shorts. We’ll see.
Two more days then a night in Florida and we’ll be there.
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OK, who pissed off Pops? You guys just don’t learn, hey? I’m grinning ear to ear and want to say thank you.
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BUT Debby is bedridden for another week. Her blood sugar is too high but Liz thinks it is because she ate a batch of cupcakes at one sitting and she found the half bag of Fun Size Snickers under her pillow. Oh, but it was empty when she found it.
Debby has some of the weirdest cravings. Liz drove an hour south to get her a sack of White Castle hamburgers. Debby called her on the drive back and Liz stopped at KFC for a bucket of extra crispy.
Liz said she went looking for a snack about eight PM but all the hamburgers and chicken was gone. That’s when she put Debby on a diet.
And Debby responded by hiding and sneaking food. Liz feels bad she did not do a better job but we’ve all told her there was nothing she could have done against a pregnant woman.
Debby has apologized several times then asked her to go across the street and get her a sundae with brownie from DQ.
Liz got pissed and told her to fuck off then they cried for an hour.
The classmates says there is nothing to worry about – the nutritionist is making up a very generous food plan for Debby and Captain has agreed to keep her fed but she had to come here to eat.
Debby has not quite signed on.
I went to Chicago Friday and have taken over another twelve buildings in MO for a bank. Three of them are in foreclosure.
Luckily I have two exams this week and am finished with this semester. Next semester we are all working at the hospital under the classmates boss. He is a real push over.
We leave for Saint Thomas on the twenty-first. I can not wait. Since we have done so well this year I am taking the entire office with me. We can work while we sit on the beach.
Annie and Summer are coming too. Blackmama may even try to overcome her fear of flying. I hope so, I bet she is a blast when full of umbrella drinks.
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Dani made it to and from Chicago. Flights were on time for once.
Debby is in the hospital in the classmates suite. They think she is having a problem with some type of diabetes. Lisa knows more but is asleep. Debby will probably have to stay in bed for a couple of weeks.
By the way, all you cheaters are out of the pool - not telling us she was having twins. We know the sex and you don't. She has promised not to tell you. Bitches.
Liz went to visit her aunt and called about 11 PM ready to come home. Captain told her to sleep and he would get her at 7 AM. Stubby thinks he ought to intervene but he is not sure how. Hurry home Momtoo, he needs your help.
My truck will not stay in 4-wheel mode - local dealer does not have a 4-wheel expert so Denny is taking it with when he and Cindy head home.
Nothing much else. But before I forget - Will is pregnant. I forgot to tell anyone - think he told me this morning. I have big grin - bye all.
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Last evening Dani had guests plus one.
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She had not seen Adam romantically (if that is what you call it) for over three weeks.
Adam, Bruce, and Erin came out, they got drinks and were talking at the bar. Dani asked Erin how Fire was doing and Erin commented that Fire was afraid of fraternizing with the boss. Dani and I laughed at that and she dialed Fire’s number.
When Fire answered, Dani gave her lots of static then told her the next time make sure she came out with Erin – she could do two at once – we all heard the front door open and I started laughing.
Fire came in and hugged Dani. She had waited in the car until Erin talked to Dani just in case there was a problem.
After a few drinks they retired to Dani’s room.
About ten minutes later Liz came down looking like she had just woke up. She told me she needed to talk to Dani – did I think she would be mad if she woke her up.
My mind was racing trying to come up with an explanation that Liz would take at face value.
I said Adam was visiting. Liz said it sounded like here was more than one person. I didn’t have an answer but I was trying hard to find one.
She walked over, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said she knew what an orgy was – her Mom would bring home three or four guys and send Liz to a friends for the night.
Liz wondered why she had to leave every time so one night she doubled back and watched her Mom and all the guys have an orgy.
Liz asked who was here and I listed them off. Liz wondered what the extra girl did then she clamped her hand over her mouth and started laughing.
I asked her what was so funny and she said now she knew what the classmates were talking about and she giggled some more. I decided I did not want to know any more. Luckily she kept it to herself.
As she went back upstairs she asked me to make sure Dani woke her up at least a half hour before she left – she needed some advice about sex.
I choked on my drink and she giggled all the way to her room. This morning Liz told Dani they had to talk in private. Mr. Nerd wanted her to do something and she didn’t know if it was sex or not.
I choked again.
This morning Red brought Fish over hoping me, Stubby and Captain could watch him. She knows we will never turn her down. She promised she was only working a half day and she would pay us when she picked up Fish around two.
Fish laid down for a nap around 130 and Red showed up shortly after.
Kim and Jim are in Arizona for the holidays. I have not seen Red without clothes for a long time. This afternoon she walked in, asked about Fish, spoke the code words and when I said yes she was naked in 10 seconds on her knees in front of Captain.
She paused long enough to ask about Stubby and was disappointed he was helping Cheese on the river. She was hoping to have all holes filled.
Me and Captain tried our best. That girl just has to have more than one person doing her otherwise she feels lonely.
Fish did not wake up until shortly before four and Red just barely collected her clothes and closed the bathroom door when her daughters and Liz came walking in the door.
B had just wondered where her mother was when Red walked out of the bathroom. B looked at her and said, “Well! We know what you’ve been doing.”
Red blushed and gB winked at me. B asked where Stubby was and Red said he just left. I wondered just how much her daughters knew but had no idea how to find out.
Captain invited Red for supper and she went to help. B watched her for a moment and yelled at her to get her bra out of her purse and wear it. Otherwise they would be hanging to her knees by next year.
We all got a laugh out of that.
So good last 24 hours. Davis and Debby went to a meeting this afternoon and Debby had strange pain near her belly.
Davis insisted on an ambulance but he thinks half the Fire department paramedics showed up. They all assumed he was the father and he did not explain different.
They carried her down four flights of stairs because the back board they had would not fit in the elevator with her on it.
The hospital took some pictures but nothing was found and so far – at least as of an hour ago, Henry reports she has had no other problems.
Liz has agreed to stay at Will’s cabin with her for a few days just in case.
Otherwise we miss you Moms and Lisa I do not have your flight numbers – please text me. Thanks.
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By now most of you should know that William and Jeni are trying to have a baby but their first attempt failed. They have another attempt coming soon we think – they are silent about it.
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Debby moved into their cabin Wednesday – the contractor finally declared it finished. Will told her to pick whatever room she wanted. She ended up in a guest room at the back of the lower floor that has an attached bath and sitting room.
It is also three steps from the garage door, a few feet from the laundry room and down the hall from the kitchen and main recreation room. Pops called it a good choice – then I hear he bent her over her car and tried to shove the kid back in with his dick.
Debby teases him terribly. She went to work with Cindy yesterday and met the second in charge from the corporate offices who was visiting relatives. He made a surprise visit to the office.
She ended up spending four or five hours with him and he told Annie she had a knack for finding great employees.
Annie warned him if he stole her, he would be missing his cock. He laughed and Annie warned him she was not teasing.
Debby told Annie, Cindy and Pops that the guy must have a giant cock as cocky as he was and as much as he flirted with her. Made Pops look like an amateur.
Erin came out to take Moms to the airport yesterday morning and then she came back to the house which surprised me.
She asked if I had a few minutes. She wanted privacy. When we got to my room she stuttered for a moment and I finally told her to spit it out – I did not bite and very seldom hit unless someone wanted spanked.
She laughed but relaxed and said she had been spending so much time with Moms because she thought she was a lesbian but was not sure.
I knew Moms would have already discussed everything with her and I went right to the point – what that had to do with me.
She told me she was very attracted to Fire. Would I mind? Mind what? Then I asked her about Bruce. She still wanted him too. I saw her problem.
I called Fire and asked what her romantic situation was. She told me terrible. I told her she had a secret admirer who had a lover. She did not even ask if they were male or female – she just asked when she could meet them – it had been too long.
I told her I would let her know and I called Bruce. He was a little upset but when I told him he would not lose pussy privileges – in fact he would gain another three holes he liked the idea of two girls at once.
He said he was free this afternoon so I conference called Fire, handed the phone to Erin and let them work out the details.
Erin wanted to take a quick shower and wear something sexy. I told her to go, get them all in the shower and to hell with clothes. She smiled and was gone.
Last night she called thanking me saying it was perfect but she needed Moms number to ask them something.
I figured if Moms had wanted her to have it, they would have given it to her. I told her I would message them.
Fire left me a text message saying she was in love and G asked that I warn her the next time I setup an orgy across the way.
G has been seeing someone but we have not met him yet. She told me when the time was right.
Debby called saying the heat had quit and she had no firewood. Henry stopped by for Stubby and they took her a wagon full of wood but Henry found the problem with the furnace and got it working.
Debby heated up some left over soup and Stubby told Captain he had a rival. Debby texted me again about four this morning saying the heat had quit again – thank goodness she had firewood. I sent the teens to make sure she had plenty of wood IN the house and was waiting for either Stubby to come down or Lisa to see what they wanted to do.
Adam texted me saying I should get someone up soon – it was below freezing and although he doubted the pipes would freeze better safe then sorry.
I said something to pops who was already up. He called someone to get their ass out here now. He had a pregnant lady in a cold house and he was not happy – the owner would be furious.
Less then an hour later Debby called saying the heat was back on and the guy went to get a different something or rather. He was very apologetic and had helped the teens lay fires in all the fireplaces.
At first I thought she meant he tried to ‘lay’ the teens but I figured it out quickly.
Liz said the guy had a neat trick for laying fires and showed it to Pops when she got back.
Pops had never seen it but Stubby showed us an even better way that Pops thought was too simple for him not to have thought of.
Then Stubby showed us about ten different techniques and Pops grumbled about the fucking mountain man.
Captain came down and added a different technique to the list and then decided he was making fireplace biscuits – the first time I have heard of them. The teens are helping.
Whatever he is cooking it smells great. Liz bought some French Vanilla coffee. I liked he way it smelled but didn’t think I would like the way it tasted. I was wrong.
Captain made his own by roasting the coffee beans and grinding them himself. As Lisa says, it made my mouth come. Liz threw the store bought can away but gB dug it out and filled it with some of Captain’s beans for her mother. She told us Red LOVES flavored coffee.
Nothing special today. In fact, I am going go back to bed after breakfast. Adam, Bruce, Erin and I (and I guess Fire) are going to a musical then we’ll play musical dicks – and maybe musical pussies. Ought to be fun.
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On Wednesday my friends played a trick on me – a terrible trick – but it would have been great IF it had gone off as planned. In the end I got great payback but I am still exhausted by the unintended results.
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Briefly, Jeni went to the doctor for pregnancy tests. She got a call later that afternoon while I was at lunch with Annie that it was too soon to run the test.
Cindy, Debby and Jeni all went to town that afternoon to meet the classmates and happened to see Annie. They talked and Annie convinced them it was a perfect time to play a trick on me.
On Wednesday morning Jeni told me she could not take a lab test but still wanted to know so she went and bought several pregnancy tests.
She asked me to show her how to use them – I found it odd as I have never had occasion to use one – but I put it down to nerves.
We went in the bathroom and I peed on the test and she laughed very nervously. She asked me something about the Internet and we went back to my computer.
She remembered the tests and came out holding the tests. I saw the positive sign and hugged her congratulating her when she pushed me back and asked which test was mine, left or right. When I looked I told her she mixed them up. No she was sure. She told me she would get Lisa.
I grabbed another test and went to the bathroom off my bedroom and peed on my hand again.
Lisa came in asking if I was OK saying she wanted me to talk to Pops – he was sick in bed with a cold. I talked to him for a few minutes and agreed with Lisa he just needed more rest.
I checked the test in my bathroom, grabbed my keys and fanny pack and went out the deck door walking around the cabin to my car and left.
I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I headed for the big house but drove right past – I did not want to be found – after several calls and text messages, all of which I ignored I turned off my phone.
About thirty miles later I turned off the Interstate and traveled to a little town with a brand new hotel next to a small cafe.
I parked in the back of the lot between two semis – I do not know why – and checked in with no luggage.
I tried to eat lunch, went to Wally world for supplies and two sweat pant outfits and laid in bed for the next 24 hours. I was devastated. How had my IUD let me down? What had gone wrong? What would happen to school? What would the teens think?
I slept very little and woke up cramping badly. I took a run wishing I had a sports bra – it has been a long time since I let the twins out.
Read the post right before this one – it’ll explain the twins and my little exhibition.
When I got back from my jog I took a hot bath and showered.
I went next door for lunch and ate like a pig. I got back to the room trying to decide what I was going to do. I had to pee and when I wiped I noticed something but just went to the lobby for supplies and then crawled back in bed and might have cried for a while.
I ate again at supper like a pig then went back to bed but had terrible nightmares. When I woke up I changed my pad and wished I had a pair of panties or a thong - then it hit me.
How could I be pregnant IF I was bleeding. Was this a bad sign. Then I did some calculations and after a little bit I called the girls about every name I could think of. What a dirty fucking trick.
I grabbed my crap, paid my bill and drove to MickyDs for some comfort food and saw the assholes from the day before (read the previous post). As I started to drive out I rolled the window down and called them fucking losers and left in a hurry.
They followed me. When they pulled up next to me I showed them my third item and floored my Mustang. It was no contest and I snacked on shitty chicken parts, chewed on a piece of rawhide and sucked down a chocolate shake with something that sort of tasted like apples for dessert. The shake was the best part – and the sweet and sour sauce.
I pulled my phone out and texted Lisa telling her I was on the way. I did not check any of the messages – I knew what they said. I turned the phone back off.
When I walked in the front door, Annie, Debby, Cindy, BBs, Jeni, the classmates and Lisa were all there with frightened looks.
Moms, who had got home early that morning, and Pops were in back of them with concerned but loving looks. The teens were behind them with questioning looks on their faces.
Annie started to talk but I held my finger up and grabbed my phone pretending to answer it. I paused for just the right amount of time then said yes doctor, thanks doctor and closed my phone and my eyes,
BBs asked what was wrong. I said the doctor had just confirmed it….and I paused again for dramatic effect, cursed and said I was NOT having a baby.
Annie said, “Confirmed?” I shook my head yes then said again, “But I am not having a baby. Not now!”
The look of shock on everyone’s faces was wonderful – perfect – exactly what I was looking for.
The girls in front all gathered around to give me hugs and congratulations. None of them could see my face so I winked at Pops and Moms then held a finger to my mouth.
They all started to laugh then Pops caught them and Moms came forward acting so proud to finally become grandparents. They were absolutely perfect.
Pops took the teens outside to explain. They all came running back in excited and hugging and kissing me and asking what it felt like. When Liz hugged me she whispered “What a payback” and squeezed me harder.
She let go and called to GrandPops asking about an early lunch since the party was starting early. Party? Then it dawned on me why everyone was here – it was the annual Halloween party. I had forgotten all about Halloween.
I told the gathering thanks for everything but I was NOT having a baby now – it was the truth but the traitors, as I thought of them, thought I meant I was aborting the pregnancy. I did nothing to indicate otherwise – I was telling the truth – I was NOT having a baby.
I told them all I had not slept well, I needed a nap. Moms came to my room with me and we had to cover our faces with pillows to prevent our laughter from being heard. Liz came in and covered her face.
She told us the other adults were going nuts and had no idea what to do or say. They were in total shock.
All of us girls – Annie, BBs, Jeni, Cindy, Lisa, the classmates, Momtoo and Debby were all mistakes. I found out today that Liz was a mistake too. We were all unplanned pregnancies. We were a sisterhood and had all agreed we would never give up a baby unless our health was in jeopardy.
They could not understand how I could not have the baby.
I told Moms what I wanted to be for Halloween and Liz said she had the perfect prop.
I went to sleep giving orders to wake me in time for the costume parade.
At four Liz woke me up rubbing my back, She asked if I wanted to sleep longer and I stretched saying I felt great – the nightmares were gone.
I took quick shower and came out to find Annie and BBs waiting for me. I looked straight at Annie and told her I did not want to talk or see her right now.
She left almost in tears. BBs started to say something but I stopped her and told her the real facts. She laughed until she cried. Liz came back with our costumes and we helped each other get dressed.
She was going as a whore – her skirt was so short it hid nothing, She had a bright orange thong on over flesh colored tights that did very little to hide her butt or her pussy lips. Her bright orange bra barely contained her beautiful tits. She looked so good.
I was a pregnant lady that looked like hell. I wore a shapeless dress and a bra that was at least fours sizes too big but one of the Moms had sewn padding into the cups making it look like I had tits the size of watermelons.
I had a fake pregnancy stomach that Liz said the classmates supplied – between my legs I put a rag doll that looked like it was from the Chucky movies. It was grotesque. When I squatted it fell out to the floor complete with a fake umbilical cord.
I was amazed. Liz said it was perfect as she sprayed hair spray over my messed up hair. I looked perfect.
Then Pops knocked on the door and said the parade was starting. Liz and I walked out to the balcony and watched as one by one each person walked down the stairs, around the great room and back upstairs.
Stubby was acting as the master of ceremonies dresses as a pirate. He had pulled his peg leg out of storage and had a bloody hook on his left hand and a sword on his belt.
When I reached the middle of the great room I squatted and the ‘baby’ popped out. I heard the older girls scream but all the people in the know laughed hard. They all got terrible looks from the ‘traitors’.
Liz walked down shaking her ass and bent over several times showing her ass and she stuck a hand in her bra pulling her tits back into the cups and squishing them together damn near showing them all. All the guys got turned on but Stubby was disgusted and let it show.
Liz stuck her tongue out at him them pretended to flash her tits at him.
Then the party started. I was asked several times to ‘birth’ the baby and each time Annie was visibly upset. The classmates were upset their contribution was being used the way it was but they never approached me.
I drank so much that the ‘traitors’ told me several times I would hurt the baby. I always answered ‘good’ and drained my drink.
I was feeling no pain and went to the downstairs bathroom to pee and to change my pad.
About ten minutes later Cindy popped out of the bathroom and went to each of the traitors. Liz wondered what she was up to.
Then I was summoned to the middle of the great room by a loud yell. Annie was there and looked pissed. I laughed and walked up to her.
She looked me in the eye then grabbed my crotch and called me about ten names. The people in the know were all laughing hard. The traitors looked like they had been kicked in the face.
I asked them how they liked my payback. Then I told the story with them filling in their parts.
Annie had hatched the idea and the girls all thought it would be great. Lisa planned it. Bitch.
After Jeni and I peed on the tests, Debby snuck in and peed on another replacing mine. Jeni brought out the results tricking me.
Lisa wondered if I would be so shocked I would test again so Cindy watched from the third floor and when I disappeared into my room she signaled Lisa who took me to see Pops.
Cindy snuck into my bathroom and peed on another test and left it for me.
What Lisa had not expected was me leaving like I did. It completely screwed up their trick and they felt so bad.
The called everyone and they looked for me Wednesday and Thursday until finally Lisa confided in Pops what they had done.
He made a call to the credit card company but when he called the hotel I had already checked out then Lisa got my text a few minutes later.
The girls were all rehearsing their apologies when they heard my car. Everyone lined up and were ready to get their asses kicked once they confessed.
When I saw their faces an idea popped out of no where and I pretended to take the phone call. Everyone assumed the doctor had confirmed I was pregnant which totally screwed them up.
The traitors all thought the trick could be concealed and I would never know. But when I emphatically insisted I was not having a baby they misunderstood and their focus changed.
I told them all what a perfectly terrible trick it was and they all looked guilty.
I told them of noticing blood and buying pads from a fucking machine in front of a couple of hot guys.
I spoke of crying myself to sleep and not realizing until the next morning I could not be pregnant if I was bleeding and everything made since.
I told them all the names I had called them in that little bathroom in that lonely hotel room that only had five channels on the TV and no computers. They all looked ashamed.
Then I told them the next time we could not leave the victim alone.
When they realized I had forgiven them and even praised the trick the party really began.
I noticed Liz and Mr. Nerd were missing. I found them on the second floor in a dark corner pawing each other like whore and john.
I told Mr. Nerd to let go of that ass and tit but Liz told me to be quiet – she was 18. And she went back to rubbing Mr. Nerd’s hard-on.
I went to the first bedroom, Annie’s, grabbed a box of condoms and handed them to Mr. Nerd. I told him to have Liz how him how she could put them on with her mouth.
As I was walking away I told him he would have much more fun if he stuck his hands inside her clothes.
As my bedroom door was closing I heard a smack and Liz telling Mr. Nerd he had to ask first.
I decided Liz and I needed to have a long talk.
And that is where I’ve been. I wish it on no one.
Thankfully it all turned out great.
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Sorry, I was sick yesterday – feeling much better this morning – well enough to go to school today. The classmates took notes yesterday.
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Lisa is still missing in action – she called yesterday, they were in Mississippi at a casino that was washed a half mile inland by hurricane Katrina – she had won almost $4,000 dollars on a $5 start.
Playing a slot first then Blackjack then dice and now back to Blackjack. They were only going to stay an hour but now the plan is to stay until she gets bored or loses it all.
Pops told her to take her time. Between Cindy and Debby almost living here while Pops and Captain work on the nursery, he is doing fine.
The nursery is absolutely beautiful. Cindy was commenting a few weeks ago that the last few weeks of her term is when Denny and his parents are usually working in Florida. She hates Florida so she was looking for a place to stay.
Henry mentioned he did not know where to build a nursery and was not sure he should – he would only need it for a few months.
Pops stepped in – he had extra bedrooms and could turn them into a suite. He was sure his girls would not wait much longer before starting a family so it was time.
All he wished was Debby and Cindy’s help and guidance. They have both been at it for over a week and it is amazing. Pops figures another week and it will be done.
Annie was offered a new job – moving up even farther but she turned them down because she can not find anyone to replace Cindy. They told her to look for a replacement for her and Cindy. As soon as it was done they wanted her in planet wide management.
Now she is fretting about every little thing. Summer is concerned she will lose her carefree outlook on life. Pops promised to talk to her but she can’t have lunch with him until Friday – too busy.
It use to be when Pops called she would come running. She called no less then ten times to apologize. Pops finally had Liz drive him into her office and drop him off.
Annie said she had never fucked in her new office until yesterday. She didn’t have time to give details (and I was not feeling that well) but Summer called Pops three times last night to thank him.
When Liz and the teens went to pick up Pops he took them to dinner at a popular spot that imitates a ‘50s soda shop. They absolutely loved it and talked non-stop for almost two hours.
Time to get ready for school.
One other note – Captain is keeping the boat out of dry dock so you (Moms) can have one more ride for the season.
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Running really late this morning but I did make it to school on time – barely.
TGIF – I hate coming to school alone – I am a social butterfly as Mom always called me.
Luckily my prof was running late too. He likes to give pop quizzes when attendance is low – this morning there are at least fifteen people missing so he had us answer two essay questions.
You can always tell who has not studied – they are still writing or ‘thinking’ about ten minutes after they should have been done. I’m just glad he does not grade on grammar.
I sent my answers first (we do almost everything by email) and he sent me a smiley face – you either pass or fail with these quizzes and they cannot be made up unless you bring the dead body with you – his joke – he used to work in a morgue.
So I have a fifteen or so minute break. Pops would say I just wasted most of it. I do not have anything else to do – the prof shuts the Internet down in his classes – we are limited to only class stuff and school email. Since Pops is such a nice guy (thanks Pops), I have Internet access using a second card in my laptop – YES!
Liz just texted me that high school sux! – all the guys bitch about their girlfriends or make jokes about nothing – in college they all look like they just fucked their girlfriends or are trying to – she can’t wait.
Lisa called last night – she said the new machines are great Moms and that fucking on a motorcycle is hot when you do it on an overpass above a busy interstate at night – whatever was that girl doing?
Debby and Cindy went baby shopping yesterday afternoon – wait for it – at Pops insistence (and his dime) – he and Captain are converting one of the 2nd floor bedrooms into a nursery. And they are sparing no expense.
Heating and cooling guys were there yesterday to give an estimate on ‘cleanest air’ possible and to maintain ‘incubator conditions’ in the nursery if necessary. What the hell for? Oh well, it is Pops money to spend.
I did learn last night the classmates were giving Pops their expertise and suggestions.
Liz got all As and several awards – she was very proud of herself but was still embarrassed at all the attention. B and gB pretended to be mad at her for being a showoff – those two are such good actresses that Liz really believed it for a while.
I promised her lunch at her choice this weekend.
Time to take notes – the girls will be upset they missed a quiz but it is the first so they should be fine – plus I’ll sweet talk the prof – maybe I can get them excused (big smile).
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I forgot to mention Debby in all my ramblings. She stopped by last evening and let me see the results of all the tests.
Everything looks great. She is really getting sick after waking each morning. Anything she eats or drinks stays down about five seconds.
I sent an email to Moms and the classmates for advice but they must be sucking tits somewhere (damn I am awful).
Debby only works three days a week and even those days are short ones. She cannot get use to it. She confided that between the two jobs she is making almost as much as she was working fulltime but working less than half the time.
Henry and his wife have kicked Rose out of her room and are remodeling it into a nursery. Rose moved in with Debby and will take the room over when Debby moves into Jeni and William’s place. Debby has been given the job of keeping her foot up the contractors ass.
At first he told her middle of November – now it’s the end of October – Debby is hoping for end of next week by Monday morning. She must have big feet.
Mom just responded that a healthy dose of come usually calmed her stomach while I was living inside her. Debby is still laughing – she said just think – I’ve been ingesting sperm since before I was born.
I promised I would ask her mom about her sperm intake – she told me to call an ambulance first – she would probably have a heart attack.
I sent Mom a message asking if she had ever had intimate or sexual conversations with Debby’s mom. No answer yet. I also asked if she was teasing and if I was breast fed after delivery and was her diet laden with sperm.
It is going to be a fun day.
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All males are fuckheads. ALL males.
Dani wrote the story of our fun this morning. You would think that after blowing a guy in public, giving him a great orgasm would tend to endear him to you.
We ran, came back and took a shower where he bent me over for a quickie and helped me clean my asshole then we ate breakfast.
After breakfast Dani and I were planning the day’s activities. Almost everyone is here for October birthday month and we are having a weenie roast. Stubby’s will be the first.
Debby came over and asked how our run was. Dani asked how her exhibition went. Debby said she did not know, it was hard to tell from a distance.
I told her it was fine, the target loved it. Stubby never said a word. Dani went to get her some coffee and Debby leaned towards us and asked if we did threesomes.
Stubby pretended to be stupid and I told Debby we were not exclusive – she could fuck him anytime she wanted. I would join in or help if she wanted. She whispered to me and I grabbed both their hands and yelled at Dani that we would be right back.
I put Stubby on his back on the bed and pulled his pants off. Then Debby sat at the foot of the bed and stuck her hand in her pants.
I smacked Stubby’s cock then started sucking him and Debby moaned when it got hard. I stroked him and had him moaning when Debby came.
I tossed her my towel and she wiped herself then stood up and hugged me saying thanks. We both left Stubby on the bed. With his hard-on. He wanted to know who was going to finish him off. Debby told him to go find the guy in the truck.
Stubby called us back and said he wanted to see her pussy and wanted to spank her tits some more and maybe she could suck him a little and he would be real careful if he could put just a little of his cock in her.
Debby and I looked at each other saying no thanks, we were fine and walked away.
When we sat down with Dani she asked what happened and Debby explained. Dani laughed and yelled to Stubby that there was a phone call for him. He cursed but came down holding his cock against his stomach under a pair of shorts or a t-shirt.
When he reached Dani to get the phone Dani goosed him which made him drop his guard and the shorts he was trying to hold up.
Dani commented to us that she thought Stubby was starting to get old. His cock just was not as big as usual. Debby said it was a lot smaller then this morning.
He walked away calling us cunts. US? He’s the one that was not agreeable.
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Stubby, Lisa and myself walked to the top of the hill before starting our run this morning. We always walk a little to warm up.
Stubby and Lisa were arguing about something and Stubby kept telling her she sucked when she disagreed with him.
At the top of the hill is a picnic table that the local kids use while waiting for the school bus. Stubby was standing at the side of the table and put his foot up over the bench to the top and stretched his muscles.
Lisa sat on the bench and slipped under his leg and leaned back on one arm. She reached into his pants and grabbed his manhood and asked him what she did.
He responded that she sucked. So she did. She pulled his cock out just far enough to get her mouth on him. It was a very awkward position for them both. Stubby started to fall backward in surprise so I moved behind him to steady him them I reached in the other leg of his shorts and massaged his balls and used my finger on his taint.
Think about it – a well hung guy with his cock down the leg of his shorts getting hard – his hard-on normally sticks up to the sky. It pulled his shorts even higher but stretched them trying to gain freedom.
Poor Stubby, trapped in his own shorts with Lisa and I torturing him.
His chief concern? Someone might see. He kept looking up and down the road for traffic complaining he thought he heard something.
But our attention to his manhood kept it nice and hard. He pleaded with Lisa to stop but she pulled off long enough to tell him she was just doing what he said she did best.
She told him to come and all problems would be solved. Stubby couldn’t come, he was too worried.
Then a car came up the hill. Stubby tried to get away but my finger near his asshole and Lisa’s light grip on his cock with her teeth convinced him to stay still.
As it turned out, it was Debby coming back from a coffee run. She looked, laughed, stopped and wondered if we needed help. Stubby relaxed a little since he sort of knew her but when she got out of the car, he panicked. My finger nail in his ass changed his mind.
She came up to the table and told Lisa she had a nice cock. She asked what I was doing – I told her squeezing the juice out and threatening his virginity.
She got it and she said hello to Stubby in a very sweet voice.
She asked if we needed anything and Lisa pulled off just long enough to say more stimulation or fear. He is having trouble coming.
She laughed and looked up his pant leg and commented she had never seen such a big cock. Stubby throbbed a little and I told her to keep it up – it was helping him get it up more.
She chuckled then asked if he liked tits? About this time a car came from the road leading to Debby’s house. She figured it was probably her Mom. Stubby wanted to get away but we held him in place.
When the car got close she said she was not sure who it was. Stubby was in a panic mode but I pointed out to him that Debby’s car blocked most of the view from the road. She apologized and went to move it. He told her not too.
We all chuckled. As it turns out, none of us knew the girl in the car but she gave us four or five looks. I told him it did not appear the view was blocked from all positions.
The Lisa went into overdrive and Debby asked again if he liked tits? She flashed him and told him to touch if he wanted. He pinched her right nipple and Lisa nipped him with her teeth. She told him to be nice, she was pregnant. He apologized and I actually felt his cock start to get soft.
Debby said again but harder. Stubby throbbed and gained all his glory plus some.
Stubby has a thing about woman’s nipples and breasts and spanking them or pinching them.
Debby asked him to smack her tits and Stubby did but only once. I felt his balls expand then contract as he filled Lisa’s mouth. They both groaned and I squeezed his balls which made him groan.
When he was done, Lisa pulled off wiping her mouth, I let go his balls and Debby covered her tits. Just as a truck that could see over the car came past. Stubby was standing there with his eyes closed enjoying the after effects of his orgasm. His cock was still hanging out the bottom of his shorts.
Lisa tugged it and told him to quit showing off to the guys. Stubby’s eyes popped open and there was a guy with a big smile hanging out of the truck giving Stubby a big thumbs up.
Debby told Stubby that the guy must really like his cock then she got in her car and drove away.
Stubby called us sluts and stretched his other leg a few times then we started running. I asked about Debby’s tits and Stubby said they were nothing special.
When we ran past Henry’s house, Debbie was in an upper story window naked. Stubby ran sideways then backwards to get a good look. Lisa told him he needed to thank her. Stubby asked how and she suggested using his cock.
I reached between his legs and he slapped my hand away. I told Lisa he liked that idea. She called him a typical male. He told her she sucks…..
A few steps later he turned towards her with a big smile and said “GOOD”.
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Fall is here – it is 45 degrees here – stars are beautiful – no moon –I am in front of the fireplace drinking my hot toddy sans the whiskey.
Lisa and I reluctantly agreed with the classmates that it was probably not a good idea to go to class with whiskey breath. Plus they say the long term health benefits of tea totaling (pun intended) are worth it.
My brain disagrees – tea tastes like crap without the whiskey. We both switched to Captain’s wonderful coffee for the second cup.
B is already here – her mother told her she had conversation privileges in the morning but once at school she was restricted.
She told Pops she missed talking so she got up early and left her Mom a note. She has kept up a constant banter with Pops and Captain since she arrived.
We heard Liz moving around but we think she is sick today – she yelled at the Captain that his dessert was too damn rich last night. None of us agree with that.
Stubby came down early because Liz’s bitching woke him up.
Moms proposed project next semester for us girls was approved by our school counselors and her company – we are so excited.
Captain and Liz beat Stubby at chess last night. Stubby was up late replaying the game trying to figure out where they outsmarted him.
Debby had a wonderful day yesterday. She said lunch was wonderful and the practical joke made her feel right at home. Davis’s chair really sucks she said – Davis said he found a chair the leaned forward and to the right and had sticky arms.
Debby refused to even try it. Davis returned after his afternoon break to find Debby having a meeting in his office – she was seated behind his desk and was making a point for reducing executive office sizes to save energy.
It took Davis almost five minutes to realize he was being pranked.
So plenty of laughs little of any thing else. Later.
Debby came by after her abuse appointment as she called it. She showed me the bruises on her boobs. She said she could never let anyone spank her no matter how much she likes it because she bruises so easily.
I slapped her butt and she showed me the mark a half hour later. I felt so bad. She said it does not hurt just looks ugly.
She gave Pops and me a rundown not knowing we already had updates. Except at the end she asked if she had missed anything. She knew we already had a full accounting of her day or we were not as good as she thought we were.
Pops told her to visit Davis’s office the first thing tomorrow and try out her new chair. Make sure Davis knows what she is doing. She asked if we always had this much fun.
She told Pops this was one of the most interesting days of her life. Pops asked what was the most interesting and she told him the first time she fucked.
Pops asked for details and Debby said she didn’t kiss and tell – but indicated he could twist her arm. Pops did and she said he needed to be more persuasive, maybe a raise or a bigger office.
Pops asked what was wrong with her current office – she say she didn’t know because she did not have one. Pops just smiled.
After Debby left us to our alcohol - she was jealous - I heard Pops call Davis and tell him to find the worse office chair he could find and hide his office chair.
Then he suggested the maintenance crew could probably be bribed to setup an office on the roof right next to the A/C warm air exhaust.
They have played this trick once before – I guess it was a big hit. The last time the IT crew made some adjustments for the next time it was used – there were working phone and computer jacks on the roof.
Pops called Debby and invited her to lunch tomorrow then he will take her to work and make sure she gets an office. I am hoping my schedule allows me to be there too.
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Debby made a big impression today. I was not there but she made three suggestions about the way the girls do things and they all hit their foreheads as if stupid – that’s what Blackmama said. She told me William did a great job.
Blackmama called me about 1130 am and told me I might want to take a close look at things going on. It seemed to be moving too fast. I called G and when she told me she had found three more clients for the new property I chuckled.
She asked what I was laughing at – I commented that my previous experts had the property for about a month and nothing had happened. Now in one day my new expert had almost filled the property. She said they were taking lessons.
Then Kim and Jim called – they told me they could not independently finance the new buildings Debby was proposing. I told them not to worry just call the bank and tell them what they needed.
I called Pops and he decided to check on Debby’s first day. He called me back and told me to smile and relax – everything was going to be fine.
When she went to lunch with Davis and his team of hound dogs, they all loved her, as Pops knew they would.
Davis and company are still trying to decide where she William the most good. Just to keep her busy he asked her to analyze three or four things.
Two hours later she presented him with a verbal report then an hour later gave him a written report WITH suggestions.
Davis sent it to Pops and I read it too. Pops called Davis telling him to look out, his job was in jeopardy. Davis countered that with the fact that he was the one that convinced Pops to hire her.
Pops laughed at that. He called Debby to invite her for drinks and supper if she wanted but she was at the clinic getting tested – she thinks the classmates ordered every fucking test in the books.
She said every hole had been violated and her body had been photographed from every damn angle. Her boobs had been smashed and played with by everyone in the clinic as well as peeks into her vajayjay.
Pops laughed and said she should have followed his advice with the cucumbers.
She countered she was sure they would fit now.
So a good day for Debby.
Time to help with homework. My next post concerns the punishment that B received because of her mouth this afternoon.
It turns out that Red gave all adults at the cabin punishment privileges over her daughters. They now have several parents figures. B and gB thought we were their friends – now we are the enemy.
It did not help that Liz agreed with them. More later.
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After the teens left for their slumber party, many went to bed. Henry, his wife and youngest daughter went home.
Davis, Pops, and Debby were talking about her role in their company. Debby got woozy and the classmates put her on a couch and took her vitals. Debby admitted she had not been sleeping well with all the drama in her life.
Davis told her to rest then he would take her home. Debby was asleep in minutes. The classmates suggested I let her sleep as long as she wanted. They looked tired so I sent them to bed.
Pops and Stubby started a game of chess and quickly played to a draw. Stubby went home for some peace and quiet – really he wanted to go carve in peace.
Pops went to bed and I wrote an update. When I was done I decided I needed to sleep but I didn’t want to leave Debby alone so I curled up on the couch behind her.
Just as I was falling asleep, Debby asked if we always had so many people here. I told her usually it was Pops, Lisa, Liz and myself and lately Stubby but since Captain lived in the boat house I guess he was around a lot too.
This weekend Pops knew she was coming and wanted everyone to meet her and evaluate her. But when William learned the company she worked for things changed course quickly.
She said she was just hoping to have a private place for a few months – she never expected to get a job let alone two of them. I reminded her she had three – don’t forget William’s cabin sitting.
When she said she did not expect to get paid for that I told her to act surprised. She said that for a month she had been worried about coming home and how she was going to survive. Now all her worries were over and she felt so relaxed and comfortable here.
I told her we have that affect on people. Our dysfunctional family was magical. She laughed and said she did not see any dysfunction. I had to laugh at that.
I asked if she wanted a ride home and she declined saying she thought the evening air and a walk was a perfect ending for the day.
We laid there a few minutes and I almost fell asleep when she wondered about the many friendships she had observed. I stayed quiet and she asked if I minded some probing questions.
I told her as long as they did not probe too deep it would be fine.
First she asked about Davis and the classmates - were they related or good friends or was she missing something. I explained. She called Davis a lucky dick.
Then she wondered about Jeni and BBs – were they sisters. No, they are lovers I answered. She gasped and set up. She thought BBs was married to DenI and Jeni and William were engaged. I just said yes.
She got on her knees to look me in the eyes and wondered if they were an open minded couple – I said we all were.
When I said all she looked really surprised then a look of recognition showed. She told me she was going to say this as plain as possible – was this a cult or something like a cult – or maybe a sex club?
I told her sort of. We all love sex so I guess it is a cult in a way. As far as a club, yes we had rules. Anything she learned or was told was a secret to be discussed with members only. Absolutely no outsiders allowed with the expressed agreement of ALL the other club members.
She agreed and I told her to fire away. Her first question I did not see coming. Had I fucked everyone here? I asked why that was the first question. She told me always get to know the person supplying the information first.
We ended up talking until almost two am when she left for home.
She was back at 1 pm this afternoon and brought us all lunch. She is a good cook too. Seafood fettuccini with miniature BBQ weenies for appetizers – Captain is still trying to figure out the secret ingredient in the sauce. Chicken salad on homemade bread that was great. She also had a veggie tray but we only ate the cheese and pickles.
She admonished us about veggies. Pops told her where to put her cucumbers. She told him they were too big. He told her to wait until her kids were born. When he said kids she looked at me and I shrugged my shoulders.
I had forewarned Pops about our conversation in the early morning hours and he had no problems – in fact he said it was always hard to bring up the subject with new people so this made it easier.
How did I answer her first question? I thought your were never going to ask. I told her yes with the exception of two people. She guessed Pops and Summer.
I said Stubby and her. Then I explained Pops and I’s relationship.
She said something about assume and ass out of me or something.
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Cg1 called with the news Debby delivered her babies at 5 AM. A boy and girl with all toes and fingers.
She said the boy was well hung and had a head full of hair - The girl is bald but screams the loudest. Sounds normal to me.
Debby’s family got there three minutes before the birth. Her labor lasted less then three hours. What a lucky girl. Her doctor did not think birth would happen until eight or nine.
The others heard Lisa and I celebrating and they joined in. Moms consider themselves grandmas and love it.
The best – it happened on my and Pops’ birthday - On Easter Sunday.
How wonderfully perfect.
More info as I get it.