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Posts for Thursday, May 29, 2008 (archive)

Blog Update May 29 2008

Posted at 7:24 PM
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The water had us wondering for a few days but it is dropping as I speak. We went for lunch down stream today and saw nothing unusual except many boats were missing from the marinas and private docks. We also noticed much more barge traffic.
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So things are almost back to normal. They are building the docks inside the boat house and another team is putting up drywall in all the downstairs rooms.

The siding was suppose to be delivered this morning but it never showed. The contractor is not happy. Inspectors approved everything so far but wanted a different railing on one of the decks because it is forty feet high. That deck stretches over the river.

The contractor is arguing but Pops told him to fix it.

Everyone made it for the annual cookout. The weather cooperated and we had a great day. Captain took several people for a boat ride up river and one girl decided she wanted to go swimming. Several tried to talk her out of it but alcohol was a factor.

She did fine but was said it was very cold. One of the guests said he had never seen nipples so long. Pops tried to get her to show us but she was too modest. Imagine that. She also said that the dip ruined her buzz - in about 2 seconds. I'll bet.

Annie and Cindy are on vacation for the rest of the week. Lisa and Moms left for Georgia early to get a head start on her training.

Pops and William went home this morning to check on our pond. Guess it is almost ready to flood a road and the caretaker wants to dig a trench to let it drain. Pops wants to make sure the extra water will not flood anything.

Jeni, Annie, Cindy and myself all sunbathed for a while on the new top deck but decided we liked people watching us so we moved down to the old deck. The work crews applauded our decision.

Otherwise it has been boring sexually. Too many 'unknowings' around. BBs and DenI woke us all up the other morning. He had her bent over the railing and she had a book in her hand that she forgot about and dropped. When it hit the great room floor it sounded like a fire cracker. We all came out to check on things and BBs was not about to stop.

We made them make us breakfast - she kept teasing DenI and kept him hard the whole time. We ate on the kitchen deck and after we were all done he pushed her onto the table and we all watched. What a great dessert.

Captain's new squeeze (as he calls her) restores antiques - she is very good and she is now working on the old wood paneling in the old great room. She read about it in my last post and asked. She says the wood can be restored and she offered to do it for the wood. Pops agreed to buy her supplies. She has about four boards already done and they are beautiful.

Now Captain is thinking about building a new bar - we are just not sure where. He spent most of the day yesterday hauling his workshop from home to the old Upper barn. The Upper barn (as we call it) used to store boats and RVs and camping trailers. It has heaters (that have to be tested) and even has an outside shed that Captain thinks he can use to dry lumber.

As Pops said, it was like he belonged here. He walked past me this morning and ran a device along my side. It beeped and scared me. He stopped and said it must be broke but when he ran it over my side again it beeped.

He told me that something was wrong. It was telling him that I had metal in my side. I laughed and told him not that I knew of. Pops told him he had discovered my secret - I was a robot.

His device was a metal detector. He uses it to find metal in wood he is using. He tried it on everyone else and used it to find the nails in the wall and it worked perfectly.

But it still beeped when he passed it down my side. He tried it several times. I got worried so Pops called the hospital to schedule a MRI. That's when I got really concerned.

Pops made sure Annie could take me and all the girls decided to go. Pops and Captain went out to get ready for their trip.

About thirty minutes later, Captain tried it again but he did the other side and it beeped. It had not beeped before. I grabbed it from him and it did not beep when I tried it. Then I saw a little button hidden on the side that said test. When I pressed it I heard the beep.

It was their joke of the day. Captain's new girl or maybe we should say current girl got tricked too. Annie and I caught them one morning in the kitchen. We fixed our hot toddy to the sounds of dick stuffing a wet pussy.

We told Captain to holler when it was our turn. He never did so we teased him all day.

Well need to run - everyone just got home and we are making tacos - one of our favorite meals.


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Posts for Sunday, May 25, 2008 (archive)

Blog Update May 25

Posted at 4:12 AM
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Happy Memorial Day everyone. We all here at Dani and Lisa’s Stories, Lisa, Pops, Annie, Jeni and me, Dani apologize that we have not posted anything lately. We have good reasons.
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The Big Muddy and friends have kept us occupied with ‘extra’ water. We’ve had no ill effects but it has affected our lives greatly. The water rises then it drops then it rises and then it drops – just like Jeni doing a slow fuck on a cock. But it is not nearly as much fun to watch.

Pops bitched at Lisa that he had not been laid in a week. Lisa felt bad and quickly ‘fixed’ the problem but then moms came home and the three of them disappeared for four days. We no longer ask – I did bitch at Mom that I have only seen her for about 30 minutes in the last few weeks. But I forgave her because of all the neat presents she gets me.

One day a parcel (I heard that the other day and like the word for some reason) arrived via the brown truck and it contained three really cool video cameras. They came from Japan. WOW – do those guys have neat stuff.

Her and momtoo also got each of us girls an assortment of beautiful kimonos with belts and sashes. They are the most comfortable things but Annie says they cover too much but as Pops demonstrated he could solve that problem in about 10 seconds for about 5 minutes – the DriveByFuck. Damn it was fun.

Captain and his new lady have settled in his new digs but she is still afraid of the water. Especially since the river is only about fifteen feet under their new apartment. As Captain pointed out it is just like being on the boat. She pointed out that the boat kept a constant distance from the water, it floats. In the boat house their apartment won’t float. He pointed out that in all his years on the river he has never seen it rise that high even in the flood of 1993. She is still nervous.

Annie and Cindy are working hard re-organizing all the offices and zone sales teams and getting their computer systems re-programmed. Pops even spent a few days with her computer people offering his expertise. They offered him a job but Lisa promptly vetoed that idea.

Lisa leaves a week from Monday to attend a training class at Moms’ work. She will become an off-site support person when she is done. Moms’ company had a new phone and computer system installed here last week. Moms will be with her all next week and come home with her the next weekend for a two week vacation.

They suck – they have only worked for the new company since April and they are already due a vacation. Suxs!!

By the way, I can not remember if I told you – Cindy is NOT bi – she is a whore. And I say that with all the respect I can. Her favorite fucks are married people – preferably one female and one male – married – but NOT to each other. What a slut. She loves it and has given Annie a few stories – Annie just has not had time to write anything with work and all.

Jeni and William are busy back home but will arrive here for Memorial Day later this morning. In fact everyone will be here by noon today - BBs and Deni, moms, Annie and Cindy (if they don’t get ate by tornados) are all on the way.

Pops bought another grill – On Sunday we are having our annual cookout – all the people that live around here and many friends from town will be here.

The boat house upper floor and all the decks are done. Still need the outside done and the lower floors and docks finished up. We’ve had lots of rain here and cold days. I sure would like to know when spring will get here – this winter had lasted long enough. We have not even tried to get the pool ready and the last four or five years I know we have used it before Memorial Day.

So we have not forgot about you – as soon as Mother Nature stops screwing with us we’ll get back on track.


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