Blog Update May 25

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Happy Memorial Day everyone. We all here at Dani and Lisa’s Stories, Lisa, Pops, Annie, Jeni and me, Dani apologize that we have not posted anything lately. We have good reasons.

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The Big Muddy and friends have kept us occupied with ‘extra’ water. We’ve had no ill effects but it has affected our lives greatly. The water rises then it drops then it rises and then it drops – just like Jeni doing a slow fuck on a cock. But it is not nearly as much fun to watch.

Pops bitched at Lisa that he had not been laid in a week. Lisa felt bad and quickly ‘fixed’ the problem but then moms came home and the three of them disappeared for four days. We no longer ask – I did bitch at Mom that I have only seen her for about 30 minutes in the last few weeks. But I forgave her because of all the neat presents she gets me.

One day a parcel (I heard that the other day and like the word for some reason) arrived via the brown truck and it contained three really cool video cameras. They came from Japan. WOW – do those guys have neat stuff.

Her and momtoo also got each of us girls an assortment of beautiful kimonos with belts and sashes. They are the most comfortable things but Annie says they cover too much but as Pops demonstrated he could solve that problem in about 10 seconds for about 5 minutes – the DriveByFuck. Damn it was fun.

Captain and his new lady have settled in his new digs but she is still afraid of the water. Especially since the river is only about fifteen feet under their new apartment. As Captain pointed out it is just like being on the boat. She pointed out that the boat kept a constant distance from the water, it floats. In the boat house their apartment won’t float. He pointed out that in all his years on the river he has never seen it rise that high even in the flood of 1993. She is still nervous.

Annie and Cindy are working hard re-organizing all the offices and zone sales teams and getting their computer systems re-programmed. Pops even spent a few days with her computer people offering his expertise. They offered him a job but Lisa promptly vetoed that idea.

Lisa leaves a week from Monday to attend a training class at Moms’ work. She will become an off-site support person when she is done. Moms’ company had a new phone and computer system installed here last week. Moms will be with her all next week and come home with her the next weekend for a two week vacation.

They suck – they have only worked for the new company since April and they are already due a vacation. Suxs!!

By the way, I can not remember if I told you – Cindy is NOT bi – she is a whore. And I say that with all the respect I can. Her favorite fucks are married people – preferably one female and one male – married – but NOT to each other. What a slut. She loves it and has given Annie a few stories – Annie just has not had time to write anything with work and all.

Jeni and William are busy back home but will arrive here for Memorial Day later this morning. In fact everyone will be here by noon today - BBs and Deni, moms, Annie and Cindy (if they don’t get ate by tornados) are all on the way.

Pops bought another grill – On Sunday we are having our annual cookout – all the people that live around here and many friends from town will be here.

The boat house upper floor and all the decks are done. Still need the outside done and the lower floors and docks finished up. We’ve had lots of rain here and cold days. I sure would like to know when spring will get here – this winter had lasted long enough. We have not even tried to get the pool ready and the last four or five years I know we have used it before Memorial Day.

So we have not forgot about you – as soon as Mother Nature stops screwing with us we’ll get back on track.