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A Very Good Christmas – Dec 28 2008 by Dani
Posted at 1:08 AMAlan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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Posts for Saturday, December 27, 2008 (archive)
Weird Weather - Dec 27 2008 by Pops
Posted at 2:17 PMJust heard from Captain who is holding down the fort at the cabin.
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We have several limbs down, most under 3 inches but a couple of bigger ones. Straight line winds above 70 mph. He said they have been under tornado and flood watch since early this morning. Big river is rising fast but so far not a problem. Small river still fine.
The guys at the lock told him the big one will not crest until Tuesday but he thinks it will be faster. Small river is expected to rise quickly tonight and tomorrow. It will crest on Wednesday.
My biological daughter lives about a hundred miles north of the cabin and said they lost a roof from a shed, several semis were overturned on the Interstate and their creek is overflowing.
My caretaker at the big house about 120 miles northeast of the cabin says a tornado has been reported one county over heading his way.
I just checked the calendar and I’m wondering if I am in the twilight zone?
Here it is slightly overcast but 80 degrees with low humidity. Mom called me in from the beach when all the calls started.
I must say this has been one of the craziest years I ever remember. I hope this crap ends soon or I might just stay here all year round.
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Posts for Thursday, December 25, 2008 (archive)
Dec 25 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:39 PMMerry Christmas To ALL
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It is 525 AM here on the beach, 75 degrees with a nice breeze from the east. Humidity is 80 some percent and does it feel GOOD!!
The above paragraph was for all my friends who bitched when I commented about the beautiful weather we were experiencing. They are all a bunch of fucking pansies – afraid to travel during the Xmas season.
We both have the same problem – keeping the sand off the floor – our sand is from the beach and their sand is from the ice covered streets and walks.
I’m on the patio enjoying a wonderful hot toddy and fresh warm buttermilk biscuits while I type the drivel that makes up my life.
Dani and the Moms made it home about 6 PM last night. They had over three hundred purchases containing what I refer to as knick-knacks. I’m glad we are the only guests, otherwise a single porter would have needed eight or nine hours to bring all the packages up.
At least that was my initial thought but when they handed me a 1 terabyte external hard drive and the receipt I asked how many they bought.
They did not let me down.
They had discovered a group of factory outlets stores that were going out of business. I have noticed there are several empty shops all over the island.
The resort manager told me most businesses were barely surviving in a good economy. He told me if he continued to lose money into April he also would close.
For the hell of it I asked how much a place like this would go for in the current market.
I was very surprised and am going to talk to all my business partners. It seems to me that the real estate market on these islands needs to be investigated.
But then again I know almost nothing about real estate or economics (except it sure is shitty) so I may be full of shit.
Last night at 9PM local, 7 PM back at home, we fired up the computers and web cams and enjoyed Christmas with everyone we left behind.
Captain, William and Jeni, Cindy and Denny, BBS and DenI, the classmates and Davis and Henry and his family including the very uncomfortable pregnant Debby.
When I told her only four months to go she told me to FO and said she hoped they were preemies. She got yelled at by every female. The guys knew to shut up.
Cheese and Lucy were supposed to stop by but Cheese was busy corralling some runaway barges - one had a hundred foot crane on it and was heading for a bridge.
Jim and Kim were supposed to join us on the island but could not get out of Chicago – luckily they have family in a suburb and are enjoying themselves but not the bad weather.
Jim bitched he did NOT want to shovel snow – that’s why he was going to the tropics. Plus he wanted to lay around and watch all the naked girls (he has never been here).
Their grandparents were supposed to travel to California for the first time to see their great grandchildren but they too are stuck at home with all the snow.
Everyone opened their gifts. We thought we had a box missing for the teens but Lisa found it right where Mom had hidden it.
Fish and his grandparents were supposed to join them at the cabin but their street is still a sheet of ice so we had them on a speaker phone.
Stubby demonstrated Liz’s new remote control for her car stereo in a video he had made. I had not seen it before but Stubby had put her car on a barge and then made it look like he drove it off into the river while he was distracted by the remote.
He and Lisa had edited it perfectly. Liz made Captain take a camera to the garage to see her car. Someone had draped it with what looked like seaweed and dead branches and even dead fishes, snakes and frogs.
Over the low res web cam it looked great. Liz was almost in tears until Captain pulled the plastic off and her intact car was under it. He told her it cleaned up real good then he opened her driver’s door and a large amount of muddy water spilled out.
He told her he was sure the inside would be dried out by the time she got back. She screamed.
Stubby said it took him several days to get everything right.
Then Captain disappeared after setting up the high res video on a tripod on the top deck. He said he was going to show us the decorations that had got damaged but then I guess Davis focused on the dock.
Our boat, fully decorated from bow to stern was just starting to move down river. Captain had done one amazing job. I think there were more lights on the boat then the rest of the joint. My phone rang – it was Captain making sure we could see OK.
Moms were totally amazed and made him promise to leave it until they got home.
Then Davis asked if the surprise had arrived. When we said not yet he made a phone call. He told me it was thirty minutes out.
We decided to say online if we could. Davis read a Christmas story he had found online. I was half listening as I backed up Momtoo’s computer to my new external hard drive.
Then Dani handed me another package. She said when she saw it she thought of me. It was a remote control battery operated Corvette Stingray. It looked just like the one I have at home in the garage.
She told me she had already charged the batteries. I forgot all about computers and the coming surprise and was tooling around the resort following my new toy.
Then I heard a familiar voice and found Adam, Bruce and Mr. Nerd at the check-in. They all took turns driving my new car and then I showed them where to change into swim trunks.
They were so white the staff laughed at them even though they knew it was not polite. The guys just laughed with them.
We went back to the room. My new car was almost totaled when the elevator doors tried to crush it. Thanks to Bruce’s quick action pushing buttons it was saved.
When I walked back into the room, Davis was finishing telling the teens about his first Christmas ghost. I’ll have to get him to repeat it.
Then Liz saw her man and freaked out. She was not prepared to let her ass hang out when her man was around. She looked for a wrap but ended up with a towel.
When Dani and Erin saw Adam and Bruce the surprise was complete.
Both boys had not returned the girls calls for about a week. The girls knew the guys had been at a conference where 99% of the participates were horny nurses according to the guys.
The surprise was complete. I was the only one that knew except I did ask Stubby if it was OK to invite Mr. Nerd. He told me it was fine.
I noticed when I was about to sit that Liz and Mr. Nerd are laying together on a lounge chair. Liz’s butt is uncovered except for where Mr. Nerd has his hand.
Lucky dog.
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Posts for Wednesday, December 24, 2008 (archive)
Dec 23 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 12:07 AMI wonder if I can still do this? It has been so long.
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Dani and Moms went to a neighboring island and found a wonderful place to shop – they missed the shuttle home but found a very nice place to spend the night.
Dani asked me to update the blog so here I am.
Weather is beautiful – it’s 76 with a very nice breeze. I just talked to Captain and it is barely above freezing back home. He has more than a quarter inch of ice on everything and about an inch of snow with more expected. He is loving it. He really likes this weather.
He and Cheese had just returned from retrieving a car from the river. Lady spun on the ice hit the guardrail wrong and flipped it into the river. She’s in the hospital warming up. Cheese and Captain pulled the car onto a barge for the police. He said the trunk was full of Xmas presents that are all ruined now.
Some people just have no luck.
Debby is back in the hospital. Cg1 did not like her blood pressure readings so Debby agreed to spending tonight in observation and spending Christmas at home.
Pops set up cams at home and we are going to have a video conference call on the computer tomorrow night to open gifts even though we are a few hundred miles apart.
Pops, Henry, Rose and Stubby tried it out tonight. Stubby thinks we ought to make all phone calls that way.
Liz wanted to show Captain her ass but Pops had already stowed the camera. Captain was very disappointed so I took a picture of her bent over and sent it to him. I did not notice, did not even look at the photo before sending it, she was sans underwear and she did not realize all of her privates would be visible with a flash.
Captain called back and told me if I ever did that again without warning him he would make a double dildo that he would insert without benefit of lube and make straps that attached ‘through’ my nipples and ear lobes to hold it in place.
I told him I could not wait and he cussed. When I saw the picture I first yelled for Liz then apologized to Captain but did get him to agree she is very nice looking from that angle.
Liz looked then turned redder then the roses in our room. She then said fuck and put her hand behind her as if she was trying to cover up the picture.
The third time she said fuck Captain told me he hoped he had a few years before he had to watch that. I laughed and he said his adopted little girl had sure grown up fast.
We hung up and Liz said she was going to quit shaving – if she still had hair most of her would have been covered. Without thinking I told her she would ‘hate’ it once it grew back.
Erin came in and asked who that was in the picture. I just smiled and Liz mouthed thank you to me. Then Erin said she would love to eat that. Then she covered her mouth while saying fuck and apologized to us. Liz turned bright red again and left the room.
I spread my legs and told her to get busy. If my writing seems disjointed you’ll know why.
Goodnight – btw, we are all sleeping on the beach tonight – suck it kids.
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Posts for Monday, December 22, 2008 (archive)
Dec 22 2008 by Dani
Posted at 7:47 AMIt’s about 930 AM here. I just talked to Captain, it is 2 degrees back home but the wind has finally died down.
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He did not want to know the temperature here (81 with a nice breeze) but he loved hearing the surf.
He asked if I had been swimming today – I told him I took a quick swim before sunrise and actually watched the sunrise on the beach while letting the wind dry me off.
He said they finally got the power back on about six last night but the cable TV was still out. He didn’t care because the sat was working fine.
He said he made a log mover – we keep several logs five to eight feet long handy to build long lasting fires. Five or six of those logs in the big fireplace will burn for over a day.
But Captain is home alone. He did not want to drag a log over the hard wood floors so he took some bigger wheels left over from a totaled 4-wheeler (I will NOT tell that story) and made a carrier. He said you fasten it to the middle of the log with a clamp and push the log over.
He said he can wheel it right to the fire place sticking one end in and then use the poker to lift it in place after unhooking the wheels.
He said it is currently 85 on the first floor of the great room. He said the third floor balcony is 62 with light winds and the top floor was 58 with a wind chill of 50 – I do not know if he was teasing or not.
I’m just happy we missed the crappy weather. Everyone here is happy. Annie took the newbies “up the hill” as we call it. A tram ride to the top of a beautiful hill – the views are fantastic.
We found that Erin is very, very afraid of heights even if completely surrounded by a steel car. We found out she has never been skiing because of it. She said she went to the top of the Sears Tower and could not leave the elevator – that’s bad.
But get this, she climbed a tree to the third floor balcony on a bet it could not be done. She is so weird about some stuff.
Last night Stubby ordered some Potato Skins and she would NOT eat them until someone scraped the green onions off. She ate them between bites of potato.
We tried not to laugh but it is so funny.
Nothing else to report. We are all getting a nice tan. Liz’s ass looks the best of all of us but Momtoo is not far behind.
Stay warm people – I did see that a warming trend is coming – Christmas might even be more white than it is now. Have fun – we will NOT be thinking about you.
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Posts for Saturday, December 20, 2008 (archive)
Dec 20 2008 by Dani
Posted at 3:40 AMThe beach is the BEST place to have an office meeting.
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So relaxing, so productive and so drunken.
We are a bunch of lushes. We started at lunch and fifteen hours later we are all awake and having a great time.
The resort folks built us a fire pit in our patio area not far from the hot tubs. We now think we have everything we need.
It is 74 with almost no wind and we can see some stars. It seems like it has rained about two minutes of each hour but it is not really a bother. Just have to clean off our sunglasses every so often.
Tonight we are the only guests at the resort. That is so sad. Usually we arrive a week before vacation and within a day the place is close to full. They are not expecting other guests until late Sunday.
But I must say we like the attention we get. For supper tonight we each had two wait people – talk about service.
Stubby figured out how to run in the sand with his tennis shoes. He said he locked something in his bionic ankle. He has drawn a lot of attention. I heard someone ask if he lost his leg in Iraq.
He told them a couple of wars before but was not specific. He quickly excused himself and Momtoo went after him. We asked but she would not talk.
We learned that Blackmama had never eaten shrimp. After the first half-dozen she repeated her mantra to find a job and a place to live – she was not going back to the main land.
Tonight the chef brought a giant bowl with two or three dozen shrimp and cocktail sauce – he could not believe she ate the whole thing. When she sent her steak back for 'just a little more' grill time he came out and offered to dig a pit and cook a pig. She told him he could do that Christmas Eve.
She says it has been a long time since someone has cooked such good food for her. She is taking advantage of it while she can. Pops told her he would get the chef and her a room. She said he had not earned 'that' just yet,
So we are all in swim suits tring to keep cool instead of tring to keep warm like Captain back home – I almost forgot. Liz came out to the beach this morning wearing a tiny bikini. Pops and Stubby were laying closer to the resort then us and the teens laid between us and them.
About three minutes later Mom said something which meant check out the scenery walking by.
But in this case she wanted us to check out Liz. She was wearing a thong and on her stomach. The girl has a very nice butt.
Pops and Stubby went for a swim and when they came back Stubby went bonkers (I think that is what Pops said). Liz told him to grow up – she was.
Stubby was not sure what to say but Annie and Summer showed up about that time wearing even smaller thongs.
I am sure I saw him get an erection. He left the beach in a hurry and never said another mean thing to Liz.
I saw him kiss her good night so I am assuming he has accepted his daughter’s growing up.
Nothing else new. Just loving this weather.
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Posts for Friday, December 19, 2008 (archive)
Dec 19 2008 by Dani
Posted at 5:03 AMJust talked to Captain – he has almost a quarter inch of ice on every surface. And it is raining with lightning. The rain is freezing on impact.
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He lost power three or four times and finally fired up the generators and disconnected from the grid(Sp??).
He and Cheese put six eight foot logs in the big fireplace – from past experience they’ll last for almost two days.
I am sitting on the balcony drinking coffee and typing this. It is 73 degrees and humid – but it feels so good.
Erin, Fire and the teens all went for a swim when we arrived last evening and the teens starting sleeping on their balcony but we are having scattered showers so they went to real beds about 3 AM.
Moms already have a slight burn from this afternoon.
So in summary, we made it. We are all in heaven and Blackmama says she is looking for a job tomorrow and a permanent home.
We usually have a daily vote to determine if we are leaving or staying. One year it NEVER stopped raining. We never saw the sun. We went home eight days early.
The funniest moment – Stubby and Lisa took a run on the beach and Stubby tripped face first into the sand. He said he had a similar problem running on a muddy field.
He has to change to a spring instead of a shoe. The shoe sticks in the sand or mud. The only problem – he left it at home. So he tried…and tried…and tried….and tried but is having no luck with the running shoe.
Someone offered him a flip flop but Lisa said he already had one in his pants.
He carried her out into the ocean, dumped her and prevented her from getting back to shore for almost an hour. She was not happy. I think Stubby slept in Pops room. Later.
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Posts for Thursday, December 18, 2008 (archive)
Dec 17 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:54 AMI just read something that I really like:
Only write what is absolutely necessary to make your point.
Not a word more.
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It was on a writing blog and I hope I have correctly quoted it.
So without further ado, we are packed – remind me to NEVER EVER AGAIN ask fourteen women to accompany me on a trip to a tropical paradise.
I finally made them throw out all makeup, consolidate all sun tan lotion into several plastic bags filling one large suit case, and bring only one dress apiece for Christmas Day dinner.
We finally got the luggage down to two dozen pieces not counting computers and other carryon stuff.
Luckily I chartered a plane to take us first to Florida and then to St. Thomas. The extra bag fees would bankrupt me.
It was 86 today with scattered showers and is currently 75 with high surf warnings until 6 PM tomorrow.
I just brought in a load of firewood – it is 21 degrees outside with three inches of snow over a half inch of ice. My two wheel drive car can not make it out of the drive.
Tomorrow we have freezing rain in the forecast and more snow.
I ordered a 4-wheel drive extended Hummer to take us to a local airport to meet our plane and Captain is bringing my 4-wheel drive vehicle with all the luggage in the back to the airport to say goodbye.
He is the smart one – he has no desire to leave his chilly environs for sandy beaches.
Stubby had been trying to decide what swim trunks look best with his bionic leg. Lisa told him she had the perfect suit. She stripped him then wrapped a ribbon around his dick and put a bow on it.
Dani got a picture for the archives.
Moms arrived about an hour ago in St. Thomas and have been told the resort is only 1/3 full because of the economy.
They say our wing of rooms is perfect – it even has six hot tubs on the bottom floor.
So everyone is excited and barely sleeping. Our flight leaves at 9 AM – we are hoping to make Florida and possibly go on to St. Thomas tomorrow late afternoon.
I am not sure if any posting will get done – I am done until the New Year – I think.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to All.
See you next year.
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Posts for Tuesday, December 16, 2008 (archive)
Dec 16 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:43 AMDani aced a final today and turned in her paper she didn’t start until about nine last night.
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Moms sent a comment that their return flight to St. Thomas had been cancelled. They needed new flights or whatever but had waited on hold for an hour.
Lisa took over then called Blackmama for help. Blackmama got their non-refundable tickets refunded and also have them on two different flights just to be safe.
They will arrive a day before us but Blackmama checked and was able to move their arrival date up a day. She also verified our reservations and talked to the manager.
She worked out a better deal. We get one wing (twelve rooms-six suites) to ourselves. Never would have thought of that myself.
Debby is now safely stowed in the room next to Liz’s here. Captain made her four different courses for breakfast this morning. The odd thing is that Debby has only gained twenty-five pounds. The classmates want her to gain more but from the ‘good’ food groups.
Rose (her sister) tried to sneak in some Resse’s cups – three packs – about 10 packs. Captain caught her and brought Debby down here and let her watch each of us eat two of them (they are too sweet for me).
Captain told Rose that if she ever tried to sneak snack food in for her again, he would make her eat it all at one setting while her sister watched. When Henry came over he was not happy with either of them.
Dani got home late and went to talk to Debby. When I went in to ask Dani a question I saw Debby hide something in her hand. I gave her a look and she opened her hand to show me a fun size candy bar.
Dani took full responsibility and promised she would not do it again. I could not be angry with either of them. When I was first diagnosed as diabetic, Dani would sneak me hard candy or half a brownie or cookie. I know how they both feel.
Stubby had a joint break while he was jogging – he had to hop back about a half mile. This afternoon he took another run but he had a back pack.
When he got back he showed me his spare leg in the back pack. He told me hopping on one leg was the hardest thing to do now that he was used to having two legs.
The same joint seized this evening while he was walking up the stairs. I took it apart but didn’t really see anything. He has an appointment at 7 AM to get it replaced or repaired.
Annie and Summer are here tonight – they are going upstate for a half day tomorrow and wanted a head start. But if you remember, Annie is cold blooded so I cranked up the backup furnace for the top floors and I’ve got a big fire going.
It is about 92 degrees here in the computer room and about 78 in the great room. It is about 7 outside – luckily no wind.
Creek from river to back pasture has about an inch of ice on top – it froze fast but it’ll be 45 on Thursday when we leave. Dani says she is wearing shorts. We’ll see.
Two more days then a night in Florida and we’ll be there.
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Posts for Saturday, December 13, 2008 (archive)
Debby Status – Dec 13 2008 by Dani
Posted at 7:26 PMOK, who pissed off Pops? You guys just don’t learn, hey? I’m grinning ear to ear and want to say thank you.
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BUT Debby is bedridden for another week. Her blood sugar is too high but Liz thinks it is because she ate a batch of cupcakes at one sitting and she found the half bag of Fun Size Snickers under her pillow. Oh, but it was empty when she found it.
Debby has some of the weirdest cravings. Liz drove an hour south to get her a sack of White Castle hamburgers. Debby called her on the drive back and Liz stopped at KFC for a bucket of extra crispy.
Liz said she went looking for a snack about eight PM but all the hamburgers and chicken was gone. That’s when she put Debby on a diet.
And Debby responded by hiding and sneaking food. Liz feels bad she did not do a better job but we’ve all told her there was nothing she could have done against a pregnant woman.
Debby has apologized several times then asked her to go across the street and get her a sundae with brownie from DQ.
Liz got pissed and told her to fuck off then they cried for an hour.
The classmates says there is nothing to worry about – the nutritionist is making up a very generous food plan for Debby and Captain has agreed to keep her fed but she had to come here to eat.
Debby has not quite signed on.
I went to Chicago Friday and have taken over another twelve buildings in MO for a bank. Three of them are in foreclosure.
Luckily I have two exams this week and am finished with this semester. Next semester we are all working at the hospital under the classmates boss. He is a real push over.
We leave for Saint Thomas on the twenty-first. I can not wait. Since we have done so well this year I am taking the entire office with me. We can work while we sit on the beach.
Annie and Summer are coming too. Blackmama may even try to overcome her fear of flying. I hope so, I bet she is a blast when full of umbrella drinks.
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Dec 13 2008 by Pops
Posted at 2:13 AMSee this is the way it works. You shut up and I post.
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Dani made it to and from Chicago. Flights were on time for once.
Debby is in the hospital in the classmates suite. They think she is having a problem with some type of diabetes. Lisa knows more but is asleep. Debby will probably have to stay in bed for a couple of weeks.
By the way, all you cheaters are out of the pool - not telling us she was having twins. We know the sex and you don't. She has promised not to tell you. Bitches.
Liz went to visit her aunt and called about 11 PM ready to come home. Captain told her to sleep and he would get her at 7 AM. Stubby thinks he ought to intervene but he is not sure how. Hurry home Momtoo, he needs your help.
My truck will not stay in 4-wheel mode - local dealer does not have a 4-wheel expert so Denny is taking it with when he and Cindy head home.
Nothing much else. But before I forget - Will is pregnant. I forgot to tell anyone - think he told me this morning. I have big grin - bye all.
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Posts for Thursday, December 11, 2008 (archive)
Dec 11 2008 by Pops
Posted at 6:06 PMMoms left this morning on another business trip so I’ll start updating again.
I hope you folks know that sending me three or four emails a day will not make me speed up my updating schedule. In fact it might make me slow down.
For example, Dani is alive. Lisa is back at school. Debby and Liz are doing fine, and Stubby and Captain are cooking for the ole folks today.
Bye.
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Posts for Saturday, December 6, 2008 (archive)
Going to use Twitter? Some ideas - Dec 6 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 7:36 PMIf you use twitter you can follow us BUT you do not have to.
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If you would prefer not to let others know you read our blog or are following us just go to our twitter page and read the posts we have made and the @replies we made to others.
You can also create a twitter account using a different user name and we'd have no idea who you are. Your choice - we are not trying to add followers - we are going to use it to keep track of each other.
UPDATE: Someone asked why they didn't see too many 'tweets' from us. It is because several of us use the account and we mostly DM (direct message) each other. It's faster then email and easier then IM or text messages. Plus everyone knows what is going on with just one message.
I'll try to remember to send a normal tweet as often as I can but don't forget you can also @reply to us..
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Liz Is A Good Girl – Dec 6 2008 by Pops
Posted at 10:40 AMI have several people wanting to know how Liz’s party turned out.
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I am happy to say it was a great success but for a while I thought we had been wrong to trust her.
I installed a couple of extra cameras this afternoon to ‘keep an eye’ on things. When Liz got home from school she spent a significant amount of time on the computer.
She printed out several packets of paper but I could not get a look at them.
She took everything with her when she went upstairs to get ready. She came down dressed conservatively but sexy, if you understand what I mean.
Dani came home long enough to eat and she joined the welcoming committee with Captain to meet all her friends. I was busy with Fish – B and gB were invited but were supposed to be baby sitting. Good old Gram Pops took over.
Dani told us old farts, Captain, Stubby and me to not worry – she was sure they had plenty of condoms and on that note she left without telling us where she was going.
I logged into my computer and tried to bring the cameras up BUT they would not accept my password. Ms Liz had changed the passwords. I could not say anything because then she would know we had tried to spy on her.
Captain went up to collect empty plates and check on refreshments. He reported they were in groups talking quietly listening to music.
Stubby was getting antsy, Captain knew something was up but could not figure it out and then Dani came back with a surprise.
Moms and Lisa. They had lied to me about their flights home. Lisa went straight to the ballroom while Mom showed us pictures of her trip. Momtoo was extremely tired and told us to wake her when the orgy started.
None of us were amused. Then we saw everyone leaving the party. It was barely 10 o’clock.
Liz came in to give Mom a hug then asked her and Lisa several questions. She said she was tired and going to bed. She was gone in seconds.
A few minutes later I got a text message to look at camera 45 – and she gave me the new password.
I checked my two cameras but she had taken them offline. I pulled up #45 and we learned that her group of friends had discussed how to provide a Christmas dinner and presents to the local nursing home.
One group made plans to decorate the home and another was figuring out how many hams they needed and what the other side dishes should be.
Mom is still laughing. Dani said she already knew and laughed as she went upstairs.
Captain and Stubby do not know if they should be proud or mad at the deception. I myself am figuring out how to prevent her from taking over my cameras again. I am also embarrassed that she fooled us all. She is getting too good at that.
Lisa checked my vitals and pronounced me alive. Stubby brought us all a stiff drink with backups.
Lisa sat and told Mom from now on the plane trip MUST be split into two legs with at least 18 hours in a hotel between the legs. Stubby told her she would never last 18 hours with someone between her legs.
She dared him to try and the last we saw of them was him chasing her up the stairs.
Mom and I discussed our annual Christmas trip. Last year her and Momtoo stayed an extra three weeks. That’s when this blog got started.
Damnation, we’ve been doing this for almost a year.
And then Mom did something she has never done before after returning from a long trip. She fell asleep before we made it to bed. When I tried to wake her she pushed me away. Never happened before.
When Fish woke screaming she was awake and had him comforted before I could move.
She carried him upstairs and told me not to wake her.
Today she tried to wake me up and I told her to let me sleep. When I came down for breakfast I called her Grandma. She just smiled and fed Fish more cereal.
Dani called me Grand Pops when I sat down at my computer. When the teens showed up they were all calling me Grand Pops.
Liz asked me what it was like being celibate. Mom was just coming into the room and laughed and laughed.
The teens bundled Fish up for the trip home and one of them said loudly but slowly, as if I was old and deaf, they would stay away for at least an hour if I wanted to try for Mom again.
Mom laughed and said she was tired and needed a nap. I am not sure what the game is but I figure I can play it longer than she can.
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Posts for Friday, December 5, 2008 (archive)
Dec 4 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:19 AMOnly 23 hours before my partner and nurse are due home. Lisa says jet lag really sucks and the eighteen hours on planes is a close second.
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She texted me that she really missed an Internet connection and could not wait to get back. When I told her she had over 500 messages waiting in her mailbag she txt something that sounds like Yuck. Heh!
Liz came down this morning wanting to know if she could have a party Friday. I asked for how many and she said about twenty. When I asked who she said people from school. I asked for a list and she said she was not sure who they were.
She was not happy when I told her I wanted to know exactly how many and exactly who they were. Then she asked if she could rent a room or suite at the hotel – I told her to call. When they asked her what for they said that all people would be carded at the door by a security guard and they all had to be over 21.
She was not happy at all when she plodded back upstairs to shower. She ran into Dani who told her she could use the conference room on the fourth floor of the building downtown but Liz was not sure how many of the kids would be able to go downtown.
She went upstairs and I could see the dejection in her posture.
Captain came out to get breakfast orders. He is gaining weight because he has been making a little of everything to cover all the bases but he ends up eating most the leftovers the rest of the day.
By taking orders he hopes to reduce the amount of food he fixes plus reduce his intake (and even though he did not say it I am sure he wishes to reduce my expense).
Liz came slogging down the stairs and Captain asked for her order then an explanation why she looked like she had lost her best friend.
She said she wanted to have a party but nobody was helping. He immediately offered to help and I told him to ask her who was coming. When he heard he told her he would need to know how many AND have permission slips from each of their parents with emergency contact numbers.
Liz wondered why and before I could answer Captain told her if they were under 21 he would be responsible for them while at the party.
She asked where and he told her the ball room in the boat house. I had forgotten it was even there.
She asked me and I told her that was Captain’s domain – deal with him. She followed him into the kitchen and they talked while she helped him get breakfast cooked.
Then she made up a permission form on her computer with his help and I reviewed it.
Liz was on cloud nine and could not wait to get to school. Captain asked if she wanted supper or just snacks and what to drink. When she started listing hard liquors Captain just stared at her until she saw and laughed telling him she was just teasing.
If anyone came with any alcohol she would personally kick their ass. Captain smiled and asked about decorations. None she said – just some way to listen to music.
As she was putting on her coat and starting out the door Dani asked what the party was for. Liz said an orgy and closed the door behind her.
Captain brought glass cleaner and paper towels so that Dani I could clean the coffee and orange juice we had spewed onto our screens and keyboards.
Captain asked if we thought she was joking and Dani said probably not. Captain got a strange look on his face and I told him we had better install some hidden cameras. Dani told us to use the infrared mode to make sure we didn’t miss anything. She was sure there would be enough heat from twenty or so teenagers in a darken room without supervision.
Captain swore and wondered what he got himself into. He was also going to call Stubby to get his take on it. Dani asked him to trust Liz this one time. If she broke that trust then he could talk to Stubby. He didn’t answer as he went back to the kitchen.
So we are having a party tomorrow night. Please hurry home Mom and Lisa –we might need your help.
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Posts for Thursday, December 4, 2008 (archive)
My Bad – Dec 4 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:57 AMLast evening Dani had guests plus one.
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She had not seen Adam romantically (if that is what you call it) for over three weeks.
Adam, Bruce, and Erin came out, they got drinks and were talking at the bar. Dani asked Erin how Fire was doing and Erin commented that Fire was afraid of fraternizing with the boss. Dani and I laughed at that and she dialed Fire’s number.
When Fire answered, Dani gave her lots of static then told her the next time make sure she came out with Erin – she could do two at once – we all heard the front door open and I started laughing.
Fire came in and hugged Dani. She had waited in the car until Erin talked to Dani just in case there was a problem.
After a few drinks they retired to Dani’s room.
About ten minutes later Liz came down looking like she had just woke up. She told me she needed to talk to Dani – did I think she would be mad if she woke her up.
My mind was racing trying to come up with an explanation that Liz would take at face value.
I said Adam was visiting. Liz said it sounded like here was more than one person. I didn’t have an answer but I was trying hard to find one.
She walked over, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said she knew what an orgy was – her Mom would bring home three or four guys and send Liz to a friends for the night.
Liz wondered why she had to leave every time so one night she doubled back and watched her Mom and all the guys have an orgy.
Liz asked who was here and I listed them off. Liz wondered what the extra girl did then she clamped her hand over her mouth and started laughing.
I asked her what was so funny and she said now she knew what the classmates were talking about and she giggled some more. I decided I did not want to know any more. Luckily she kept it to herself.
As she went back upstairs she asked me to make sure Dani woke her up at least a half hour before she left – she needed some advice about sex.
I choked on my drink and she giggled all the way to her room. This morning Liz told Dani they had to talk in private. Mr. Nerd wanted her to do something and she didn’t know if it was sex or not.
I choked again.
This morning Red brought Fish over hoping me, Stubby and Captain could watch him. She knows we will never turn her down. She promised she was only working a half day and she would pay us when she picked up Fish around two.
Fish laid down for a nap around 130 and Red showed up shortly after.
Kim and Jim are in Arizona for the holidays. I have not seen Red without clothes for a long time. This afternoon she walked in, asked about Fish, spoke the code words and when I said yes she was naked in 10 seconds on her knees in front of Captain.
She paused long enough to ask about Stubby and was disappointed he was helping Cheese on the river. She was hoping to have all holes filled.
Me and Captain tried our best. That girl just has to have more than one person doing her otherwise she feels lonely.
Fish did not wake up until shortly before four and Red just barely collected her clothes and closed the bathroom door when her daughters and Liz came walking in the door.
B had just wondered where her mother was when Red walked out of the bathroom. B looked at her and said, “Well! We know what you’ve been doing.”
Red blushed and gB winked at me. B asked where Stubby was and Red said he just left. I wondered just how much her daughters knew but had no idea how to find out.
Captain invited Red for supper and she went to help. B watched her for a moment and yelled at her to get her bra out of her purse and wear it. Otherwise they would be hanging to her knees by next year.
We all got a laugh out of that.
So good last 24 hours. Davis and Debby went to a meeting this afternoon and Debby had strange pain near her belly.
Davis insisted on an ambulance but he thinks half the Fire department paramedics showed up. They all assumed he was the father and he did not explain different.
They carried her down four flights of stairs because the back board they had would not fit in the elevator with her on it.
The hospital took some pictures but nothing was found and so far – at least as of an hour ago, Henry reports she has had no other problems.
Liz has agreed to stay at Will’s cabin with her for a few days just in case.
Otherwise we miss you Moms and Lisa I do not have your flight numbers – please text me. Thanks.
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Posts for Tuesday, December 2, 2008 (archive)
Dec 2 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:23 PMDani got home about ten last night totally exhausted. She got everything done so felt extremely satisfied.
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I got her a piece of pie and glass of milk. She fell asleep after four or five bites. Stubby carried her upstairs. He said she never woke.
At 5 am she was up, showered and ready to go. Captain made her a very large breakfast and she chatted with Mom and Lisa who were just going to bed. Lisa was amazed at the poverty she saw. She says she has about fifty children to bring home with her. The equipment she delivered is worth more money then most of these youngsters will see in their lifetime.
Dani hugged the teens when they came over for breakfast. Red and Fish joined them. Fish has the complete run of the house and he does run on his tiny knobby little knees and calloused tiny hands.
He first target was the small tree against the wall between the kitchen and garage hallways. He grabbed it trying to pull himself up but when the tree tipped and he sat hard on his butt he laughed and did it several more times. Red was worried he would pull it on top of him but around the corner was Captain holding the tree to make sure that did not happen.
When he saw Captain he wanted food NOW. Always does. Fish will not eat oatmeal for anyone BUT Captain. It pisses his Mom and sisters off.
Dani left early to study for another test but she came back to trade cars with Liz - Dani's car was out of gas and she did not have time to stop. Liz has heard her car from afar but had never heard it echo over the valley when Dani hit the main road and punched it.
Dani called - she knew Liz would love it. Dani could not figure out how to turn on the CD player/Radio. Liz apologized - her face plate was in her purse. Oh well. Dani called back at noon wondering if I knew what colors Liz liked. Dani had to drive a couple of hours away and stopped to buy a new face plate. She also bought Liz a remote control that sits on top of the center spoke of the steering wheel. Dani says it is really cool. Stubby asked that he let him buy it and give it to her for Xmas. That girl is spoiled so much.
Captain is buying her extra wide wheels and very wide rear tires for Xmas. She saw them on another Stang back at the big house. Denny and Cindy reported that a ten foot tree would not fit in the rec room (I could have told them that) so they moved the kitchen table and set it up under the skylight. Cindy says it looks so cool from outside. Oh, Moms, Cindy swears she felt the baby kick - is that possible?
OK, everything is good. Captain and I are installing the new cabinets in the pool showers tomorrow morning. The teens have most of the trees decorated on the balconies (which one of you whores bought 12 more trees and did NOT tell me?). So I need to buy lights and more trimmings?
BTW, Cheese and his crew will be here to hang the lights on the cabin and out buildings. I decided this year I am also decorating a bunch of trees. Might as well get my money out of the cherry picker since I have to rent it for the entire day.
Captain says he has a big surprise for Xmas. He has made the boat house off limits especially the dry dock area. I have no idea - I asked if he was decorating the inside of the boat but he said No, so I have no idea what is up his sleeve.
Guess that is it for now. Captain made meatloaf and leg of lamb for supper - the smells are trying to make my stomach jump out through my mouth. Later.
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Posts for Monday, December 1, 2008 (archive)
Bumper Cars – Dec 1 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:57 PMPeople who buy 4x4s should be required to take driving lessons. Dani saw fifteen 4x4s in the ditch on the way to school.
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Fire and G got rear ended by a jacked up 4x4 with a sixteen year old driver. G said it felt like a boxer’s punch when the side airbags deployed. I insisted they go to the hospital for a checkup. Company car, workmen’s comp and no reason NOT to go. They are both OK.
The pictures from their cell phones show the truck’s front bumper and winch actually started climbing into the back window of the Mercedes. I am glad they were in a company car and not one of their little toys.
Not more then ten minutes after that call, an old fashioned Willy’s jeep roared across the lawn in front of the window wall and promptly hit a tree and tilted about sixty degrees from vertical.
Two kids climbed out shaking their heads and checking for broken appendages. I don’t think they expected Stubby and Captain telling them they were about to get a couple of appendages up their asses.
They tried to drive away but the driver gave up when Stubby yanked him out through the top and made him hug a tree. The other started crying.
I won’t let the father have a tow truck tear up my yard – I told him to get a crane and if he didn’t by tomorrow I would and then I would own the jeep.
He called the sheriff on me who promptly arrested both kids and then the father when he tried to interfere. So far the rest of the day has been good except when gB told me she needed to go back to Victoria’s Secret.
Her new thong underwear is chafing her. I did not ask where. She also said she needed a bigger size in one style of bra.
Captain and Stubby are trying not to laugh but I would be laughing with them if I could.
MOMS – DANI – LIZ – any female get your ass home NOW!
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Hello Again – Nov 30 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:49 AMDani has been busy and has not been to class or work since Nov 9, three weeks ago.
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After fighting a virus, burying one of her closest family members and helping Momtoo get her head back together, she is completely worn out and has over three weeks of school work to catch up on and many things at work that need her attention.
So guess what? I am taking over her posting duties for a while. Mom and Lisa left for a different continent yesterday – Lisa is taking Momtoo’s place for the week. Momtoo is staying with Angel’s husband and in-laws while they finish up all the legal stuff.
The classmates are taking extra notes for Lisa and helping Dani get caught up.
She has two tests schedule for tomorrow then meetings from 1 to 8 PM.
They only have two weeks of this semester left then they begin their project at the hospital which means they will probably all live there. It will be lonely here come the third week in January.
The teens are doing fine. They had met Angel once and had a blast. She acted their age most of the time so they had a great time. She told Liz once to get her ass upstairs and cover up those tits.
Liz did it without a word and dressed conservatively for the few remaining days angel was here.
When Liz has an attitude, I used to tell her I was going to do an Angel on her ass. She always lost her attitude and many times would call Angel to let her know I was invoking the wrath of Angel on her. They would talk for hours.
I am going to miss that girl and I think many others will too.
I had flash backs today of Dani’s and my past.
gB needed to go shopping for clothes today. The next three or four weekends she is busy with family and school stuff then Christmas and New Years when we will be in the Virgin Islands, at least that is the plan.
Lisa and at least the teens are going to Washington DC for the presidential inauguration. We all have tickets and I reserved hotel rooms in September at Lisa’s insistence. I am sure glad I did.
Anyway, gB and I went to the mall today. The first stop, the Gap was uneventful. The next stop she was trying to decide how tight her top should be and asked for my opinion. I dialed Dani and handed her the phone.
The last stop was almost the deal breaker. Is Victoria Secret’s the place to buy training bras? I always thought Sears was the place.
Anyway when gB asked me to go get a different color and the next bigger size I entrusted her care to a clerk and waited outside on a bench with the rest of the males. If you have not read – I first saw Dani’s boobs many years ago when she was buying a training bra.
Who would have thunk I’d be doing it again when I am old and gray.
So here I am filling in for Dani – in more ways than one I guess.
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Posts for Saturday, November 29, 2008 (archive)
Goodbye My Angel – Nov 29 2008 by Dani
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Posts for Thursday, November 20, 2008 (archive)
Absence Explained – Nov 20 2008 by Adam
Posted at 6:58 AMSunday evening Dani’s family received terrible news.
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Momtoo’s daughter died suddenly from a breaking blood vessel in her brain. At least that is what they think happened.
The doctors think it is connected to a near fatal accident five years ago that severely damaged her skull and consequently her brain.
Autopsy was performed Tuesday after they finally contacted Momtoo but the results are not known.
Momtoo and Mom should return home this afternoon.
Dani is devastated. They were very close. The girl was a year older then Dani. After her accident Dani lived at the hospital with Momtoo waiting for her to wake up.
The brain damage was extensive but for some reason she connected with Dani and they spent several months in therapy learning how to do everything. Her memory had been almost completely destroyed.
But her brain function was not impaired. One of the smartest people the girls have known.
Dani is completely incapacitated and all of their hearts are hurting.
They’ll bounce back soon. Thanks for your patience.
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Posts for Saturday, November 15, 2008 (archive)
Nov 15 2008 by Dani
Posted at 6:57 AMThings are improving but they got worse before they got better.
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Pops and Cg1 both ended up in the hospital with pneumonia. His nurses visited again and decided they needed more attention.
Neither got their flu shot this year and neither had a pneumonia shot in the last three years. Moms are not happy with Pops. Captain and I made supper last night, red meat, potatoes and veggies and the others cleaned their plates and the pots. The teens even felt like making some homemade ice cream and the three of them were pigs - didn't offer us even a bite.
Good to see them hungry again.
I took a half-hour shower and did not get tired at all - I even shaved ALL the necessary body parts. Captain felt good enough this morning to make homemade biscuits, sausage patties, bacon and cooked up scrambled eggs for sausage/bacon, egg and cheese biscuits. Yum Yum.
Pops called saying he was leaving at 9 am with or without permission and Cg1 was coming with him. If someone was not there when they did their jail hospital break, they were running away together. Captain told him laa-dee-freaking-dah and to have fun.
Cg1 called back to make sure we knew they were serious. Poor girl, Davis gave her so much crap - even Davis felt sorry for her. Henry called a little later wanting to know if there was anything else he needed to get when he went in to get Pops.
We gave him several things we needed - all made up - if he gets half, it'll take all day. We figure Pops will tell him to forget it all - if not, we are going to be swimming in it this weekend.
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Posts for Thursday, November 13, 2008 (archive)
Nov 13 2008 by Dani
Posted at 5:16 AMWe do not need anymore "Get Well" messages or home remedies or suggestions of healthy food.
We have a virus - it is a really bad virus. Several of us took showers INSTEAD of baths this morning which is a big step forward - yesterday all we could do was crawl into the bath tub or jacuzzi and lay there until the water got cold.
It felt SO good to wash my hair this morning. Erin, Fire, G, Annie, Summer and Red's Mom came out last night to help anyway they could. Bruce and Adam stopped by later but no one wanted what they offered. Sorry guys.
So, how do I say this with tact? Leave us the fuck alone - we are sick - thanks much!
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Posts for Wednesday, November 12, 2008 (archive)
Nov 12 2008 by Dani
Posted at 5:21 AMWe are no better. Pops even got his oxygen machine out of the closet early this morning for a breathing treatment. Davis is back acting as head nurse - Cg1 even felt like sex but only lasted about 2 minutes before falling asleep.
Red's parents drove out to get Fish. Her father spent several minutes looking around and Pops invited them out for dinner once we are better. Red told him her Dad used to fish everyday but quit once he retired. Captain said he would show him some good fishing if it warms up again.
So I am awake long enough to tell Moms we are all still down - later.
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Posts for Tuesday, November 11, 2008 (archive)
Nov 11 2008 - Evening by Dani
Posted at 10:21 PMPops doc brought him home this afternoon with a portable oxygen machine - I think it makes it's own or something.
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It is fairly small, battery/AC operated, quiet and can fit into a back pack. As soon as his doc left, Pops put it on a closet and has not worn it since.
The doc brought two nurses with and when they gloved up I warned everyone to cover their buttholes - these girls looked to prefer anal thermometers. They laughed and checked us all.
The result - we have a virus that affects the respiratory system and I think it kills the immune system but they didn't say that.
The teens wanted something so they got some very mild antibiotics and a shot - probably of B vitamin or something. They did seem to perk up after about an hour but they didn't look any better.
After the medics left, Pops gave everyone a small pill and said the doc told him they would help.
And in about two hours everyone did seem in better spirits and Red even ventured home for a bit. Stubby told Lisa he was horny and Lisa told him to pick on me. I told him where to put his monster but it was in his own body.
Lisa just showed me the bottle containing the pills we took. Inert - placebo - not-even-sugar-pill. It was all in our heads. She gave Liz another and she actually seemed to feel good enough to take a quick walk on the treadmill but she did not last long - too soon Lisa told her.
We ate more chicken soup - this time with perfect dumplings - yum, yum. Cheese even ate with us and said he never gets this when he is sick - usually he just gets a swift kick in the ass.
Lisa caught Stubby, Pops and Captain smoking - she was not happy and told them all where their dicks would end up if she caught them again. I wonder if they would close the lock down to look for three severed penises?
The second time they did it I went with them - I bad - but it clears my sinuses. Sorry Moms.
Time for sleepy-bye.
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Nov 11 2008 by Dani
Posted at 9:53 AMNope, we are not better. I thought I was until I tried to sit up and eat. I quickly returned to my preferred position - on my stomach. This virus is mean.
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No one- not even Fish was immune from this round. Lisa called Cheese to take Pops to the emergency room. She said his lungs sounded like sandpaper on gravel. Cheese rolled Pops out of here in a wheelchair - Pops was too tired to walk.
The hospital put him on oxygen and gave him several breathing treatments. His doctor kept him overnight just to be careful.
Lucy sent Cheese with pies and a big pot of chicken soup and several different type of sandwiches. They were yummy.
We are fed, hydrated and getting plenty of rest. Pops doctor said if we were still down this afternoon he would bring a team out to examine us.
Wish us luck.
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Posts for Monday, November 10, 2008 (archive)
Nov 10 2008 by Dani
Posted at 3:56 AMSome days everything sucks.
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No matter what you do, no matter what planning, no matter backups you have in place - everything still sucks.
Last night I sat through about a thousand pictures the kids took of trees. Not that is was boring, some of the pictures were really beautiful. I've asked Pops to 'break' the connection between the photo server and the TV or at least use only the great room TV. The kids made my bed the center of attention while we watched the pictures on my TV.
I was so glad when Liz finally saw me yawn the hundredth time and determine I was tired and not feeling very well. I was frozen under several blankets. She texted an apology a little later when I was almost asleep. Thoughtful girl.
This morning I woke up to someone shaking me. The teens were here all with fevers. Captain was in front of the fire under two heavy quilts - Pops was beside him with an electric throw blanket. Stubby was banking the fire wearing a heavy coat and a blanket around that.
Lisa was on another couch under the bear skin and wearing a hooded coat. It looked like she had gloves on.
It was about a hundred degrees in the great room in front of the fireplace but they were all shivering. What they didn't know - I was still sick and just as cold as them. I sat on the hearth with my back to the fire and when my back was cooked I laid on my side with my front facing the fire. When I felt just about ready to burst into flames, I crawled into the blankets and sleeping bags with the teens. They loved it.
I woke up with one of the girls wrapped around my legs, another in front and the last one curled up against my back. We were nice and toasty. Davis was handing out cups of soup and tea and then I saw the classmates on the floor in front of the fireplace. They were hugging each other shivering. Davis said Lisa left work at one and the classmates left at two. He brought them here since he heard others were sick and he was to leave for Chicago this morning.
He didn't know he was going to be the nurse for all of us. Red and Fish got here with her just as bad as the rest of us. Pops took Fish and made a tent for them at the end of the couch on a big pillow. Last glance showed they were sound asleep.
I had antibiotics ready to fight whatever - I had all the pain relievers and fever fighters you could want. I have plenty of juice - I have extra TP, hot water bottles, ice packs, heating pads, electric blankets, electric throw blankets even electric hunter's socks. We have the furnace set to 80 and Davis is in shorts and still sweating.
Erin called late last night - she and Fire are sick. So even thought we were all washing our hands several times a day and not sharing silverware or glasses, we are all sick again. Pops says he is throwing out the antibacterial crap and we can all share everything - maybe we won't get so sick.
Cg1 just woke and told us the entire third floor of the hospital, pediatrics including patients and staff are all sick. They called an extra shift in to care just for that floor. Someone said it was a virus. She shivered, Cg2 hugged her and they went back to sleep.
This sucks - I've drank a half carton of orange juice and some whiskey - I am still frozen am writing this under a blanket. The laptop is shivering from me. Later when I warm up.
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Posts for Sunday, November 9, 2008 (archive)
Sick Again – Nov 9 2008 by Dani
Posted at 4:43 PMI cannot believe how many times I have been sick this year. Pops says it is the teens fault but they don’t seem to be sick and so far, no one else is complaining.
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I went to bed about noon yesterday feeling nauseated. I got up about 1 this afternoon and do not feel too bad. I am starved so Captain is making me some chicken soup. Best medicine in the world.
Erin and Fire came out yesterday but I fell asleep about 10 seconds after they got here. Lisa said they just wanted to make sure I was OK with everything. I wonder why they are so worried. I tried to call this afternoon but all I get is their voice mail.
Everyone is gone – Pops and Stubby took his small tug somewhere. Lisa met the classmates for lunch then went to the hospital to work this evening for her monthly requirements.
Captain put together some soup for me – I can tell it is almost done from the smell. Captain went to work at some job location – he has so many jobs right now he is busy, busy, busy.
Adam and Bruce are in Canada – Will and Jeni are in hiding again trying to make a baby.
Denny and Cindy went back home for a week or so – Debby went with to check out that office.
Summer and Annie are in Colorado or Idaho – maybe skiing – they have not checked in yet.
G is with her sister who just had a baby boy. No pics yet (hint-hint).
Moms are someplace in Europe to teach more classes. The installation crew got detained for some of the tools they had. It took over 48 hours to get them cleared so they are a couple of days behind schedule.
Red, Kim and Jim are staying close to home – Fish is teething and Jim seems to be the only one that can comfort him.
Liz took the other girls north to Grannie’s for more fall pictures and to check on things. Rumor has it that Mr. Nerd and gB boyfriends went with. B currently hates all men – not sure why and she is not saying.
Davis and DenI went looking for motorcycle parts in Kentucky and BBS and her Mom are on the magnificent mile spending boat loads of money but saving even more. (???)
So I am reading a few chapters and waiting for the race rain delay to end and the soup timer to ring.
Don’t know when this will get posted – have to wait for Pops and I do not know where he is.
Total update – how was that?
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Posts for Saturday, November 8, 2008 (archive)
Nov 8 2008 by Dani
Posted at 7:51 AMBy now most of you should know that William and Jeni are trying to have a baby but their first attempt failed. They have another attempt coming soon we think – they are silent about it.
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Debby moved into their cabin Wednesday – the contractor finally declared it finished. Will told her to pick whatever room she wanted. She ended up in a guest room at the back of the lower floor that has an attached bath and sitting room.
It is also three steps from the garage door, a few feet from the laundry room and down the hall from the kitchen and main recreation room. Pops called it a good choice – then I hear he bent her over her car and tried to shove the kid back in with his dick.
Debby teases him terribly. She went to work with Cindy yesterday and met the second in charge from the corporate offices who was visiting relatives. He made a surprise visit to the office.
She ended up spending four or five hours with him and he told Annie she had a knack for finding great employees.
Annie warned him if he stole her, he would be missing his cock. He laughed and Annie warned him she was not teasing.
Debby told Annie, Cindy and Pops that the guy must have a giant cock as cocky as he was and as much as he flirted with her. Made Pops look like an amateur.
Erin came out to take Moms to the airport yesterday morning and then she came back to the house which surprised me.
She asked if I had a few minutes. She wanted privacy. When we got to my room she stuttered for a moment and I finally told her to spit it out – I did not bite and very seldom hit unless someone wanted spanked.
She laughed but relaxed and said she had been spending so much time with Moms because she thought she was a lesbian but was not sure.
I knew Moms would have already discussed everything with her and I went right to the point – what that had to do with me.
She told me she was very attracted to Fire. Would I mind? Mind what? Then I asked her about Bruce. She still wanted him too. I saw her problem.
I called Fire and asked what her romantic situation was. She told me terrible. I told her she had a secret admirer who had a lover. She did not even ask if they were male or female – she just asked when she could meet them – it had been too long.
I told her I would let her know and I called Bruce. He was a little upset but when I told him he would not lose pussy privileges – in fact he would gain another three holes he liked the idea of two girls at once.
He said he was free this afternoon so I conference called Fire, handed the phone to Erin and let them work out the details.
Erin wanted to take a quick shower and wear something sexy. I told her to go, get them all in the shower and to hell with clothes. She smiled and was gone.
Last night she called thanking me saying it was perfect but she needed Moms number to ask them something.
I figured if Moms had wanted her to have it, they would have given it to her. I told her I would message them.
Fire left me a text message saying she was in love and G asked that I warn her the next time I setup an orgy across the way.
G has been seeing someone but we have not met him yet. She told me when the time was right.
Debby called saying the heat had quit and she had no firewood. Henry stopped by for Stubby and they took her a wagon full of wood but Henry found the problem with the furnace and got it working.
Debby heated up some left over soup and Stubby told Captain he had a rival. Debby texted me again about four this morning saying the heat had quit again – thank goodness she had firewood. I sent the teens to make sure she had plenty of wood IN the house and was waiting for either Stubby to come down or Lisa to see what they wanted to do.
Adam texted me saying I should get someone up soon – it was below freezing and although he doubted the pipes would freeze better safe then sorry.
I said something to pops who was already up. He called someone to get their ass out here now. He had a pregnant lady in a cold house and he was not happy – the owner would be furious.
Less then an hour later Debby called saying the heat was back on and the guy went to get a different something or rather. He was very apologetic and had helped the teens lay fires in all the fireplaces.
At first I thought she meant he tried to ‘lay’ the teens but I figured it out quickly.
Liz said the guy had a neat trick for laying fires and showed it to Pops when she got back.
Pops had never seen it but Stubby showed us an even better way that Pops thought was too simple for him not to have thought of.
Then Stubby showed us about ten different techniques and Pops grumbled about the fucking mountain man.
Captain came down and added a different technique to the list and then decided he was making fireplace biscuits – the first time I have heard of them. The teens are helping.
Whatever he is cooking it smells great. Liz bought some French Vanilla coffee. I liked he way it smelled but didn’t think I would like the way it tasted. I was wrong.
Captain made his own by roasting the coffee beans and grinding them himself. As Lisa says, it made my mouth come. Liz threw the store bought can away but gB dug it out and filled it with some of Captain’s beans for her mother. She told us Red LOVES flavored coffee.
Nothing special today. In fact, I am going go back to bed after breakfast. Adam, Bruce, Erin and I (and I guess Fire) are going to a musical then we’ll play musical dicks – and maybe musical pussies. Ought to be fun.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.
Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.
Just wait, they all will pay.
Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.
Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.
From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.
Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.
He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.
Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.
I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.
Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.
I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.
So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.
Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.
Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.
Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.
Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.
She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.
I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.
I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.
Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.