Weird Weather - Dec 27 2008 by Pops

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Just heard from Captain who is holding down the fort at the cabin.
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We have several limbs down, most under 3 inches but a couple of bigger ones. Straight line winds above 70 mph. He said they have been under tornado and flood watch since early this morning. Big river is rising fast but so far not a problem. Small river still fine.

The guys at the lock told him the big one will not crest until Tuesday but he thinks it will be faster. Small river is expected to rise quickly tonight and tomorrow. It will crest on Wednesday.

My biological daughter lives about a hundred miles north of the cabin and said they lost a roof from a shed, several semis were overturned on the Interstate and their creek is overflowing.

My caretaker at the big house about 120 miles northeast of the cabin says a tornado has been reported one county over heading his way.

I just checked the calendar and I’m wondering if I am in the twilight zone?

Here it is slightly overcast but 80 degrees with low humidity. Mom called me in from the beach when all the calls started.

I must say this has been one of the craziest years I ever remember. I hope this crap ends soon or I might just stay here all year round.

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Dec 25 2008 by Pops

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Merry Christmas To ALL
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It is 525 AM here on the beach, 75 degrees with a nice breeze from the east. Humidity is 80 some percent and does it feel GOOD!!

The above paragraph was for all my friends who bitched when I commented about the beautiful weather we were experiencing. They are all a bunch of fucking pansies – afraid to travel during the Xmas season.

We both have the same problem – keeping the sand off the floor – our sand is from the beach and their sand is from the ice covered streets and walks.

I’m on the patio enjoying a wonderful hot toddy and fresh warm buttermilk biscuits while I type the drivel that makes up my life.

Dani and the Moms made it home about 6 PM last night. They had over three hundred purchases containing what I refer to as knick-knacks. I’m glad we are the only guests, otherwise a single porter would have needed eight or nine hours to bring all the packages up.

At least that was my initial thought but when they handed me a 1 terabyte external hard drive and the receipt I asked how many they bought.

They did not let me down.

They had discovered a group of factory outlets stores that were going out of business. I have noticed there are several empty shops all over the island.

The resort manager told me most businesses were barely surviving in a good economy. He told me if he continued to lose money into April he also would close.

For the hell of it I asked how much a place like this would go for in the current market.

I was very surprised and am going to talk to all my business partners. It seems to me that the real estate market on these islands needs to be investigated.

But then again I know almost nothing about real estate or economics (except it sure is shitty) so I may be full of shit.

Last night at 9PM local, 7 PM back at home, we fired up the computers and web cams and enjoyed Christmas with everyone we left behind.

Captain, William and Jeni, Cindy and Denny, BBS and DenI, the classmates and Davis and Henry and his family including the very uncomfortable pregnant Debby.

When I told her only four months to go she told me to FO and said she hoped they were preemies. She got yelled at by every female. The guys knew to shut up.

Cheese and Lucy were supposed to stop by but Cheese was busy corralling some runaway barges - one had a hundred foot crane on it and was heading for a bridge.

Jim and Kim were supposed to join us on the island but could not get out of Chicago – luckily they have family in a suburb and are enjoying themselves but not the bad weather.

Jim bitched he did NOT want to shovel snow – that’s why he was going to the tropics. Plus he wanted to lay around and watch all the naked girls (he has never been here).

Their grandparents were supposed to travel to California for the first time to see their great grandchildren but they too are stuck at home with all the snow.

Everyone opened their gifts. We thought we had a box missing for the teens but Lisa found it right where Mom had hidden it.

Fish and his grandparents were supposed to join them at the cabin but their street is still a sheet of ice so we had them on a speaker phone.

Stubby demonstrated Liz’s new remote control for her car stereo in a video he had made. I had not seen it before but Stubby had put her car on a barge and then made it look like he drove it off into the river while he was distracted by the remote.

He and Lisa had edited it perfectly. Liz made Captain take a camera to the garage to see her car. Someone had draped it with what looked like seaweed and dead branches and even dead fishes, snakes and frogs.

Over the low res web cam it looked great. Liz was almost in tears until Captain pulled the plastic off and her intact car was under it. He told her it cleaned up real good then he opened her driver’s door and a large amount of muddy water spilled out.

He told her he was sure the inside would be dried out by the time she got back. She screamed.

Stubby said it took him several days to get everything right.

Then Captain disappeared after setting up the high res video on a tripod on the top deck. He said he was going to show us the decorations that had got damaged but then I guess Davis focused on the dock.

Our boat, fully decorated from bow to stern was just starting to move down river. Captain had done one amazing job. I think there were more lights on the boat then the rest of the joint. My phone rang – it was Captain making sure we could see OK.

Moms were totally amazed and made him promise to leave it until they got home.

Then Davis asked if the surprise had arrived. When we said not yet he made a phone call. He told me it was thirty minutes out.

We decided to say online if we could. Davis read a Christmas story he had found online. I was half listening as I backed up Momtoo’s computer to my new external hard drive.

Then Dani handed me another package. She said when she saw it she thought of me. It was a remote control battery operated Corvette Stingray. It looked just like the one I have at home in the garage.

She told me she had already charged the batteries. I forgot all about computers and the coming surprise and was tooling around the resort following my new toy.

Then I heard a familiar voice and found Adam, Bruce and Mr. Nerd at the check-in. They all took turns driving my new car and then I showed them where to change into swim trunks.

They were so white the staff laughed at them even though they knew it was not polite. The guys just laughed with them.

We went back to the room. My new car was almost totaled when the elevator doors tried to crush it. Thanks to Bruce’s quick action pushing buttons it was saved.

When I walked back into the room, Davis was finishing telling the teens about his first Christmas ghost. I’ll have to get him to repeat it.

Then Liz saw her man and freaked out. She was not prepared to let her ass hang out when her man was around. She looked for a wrap but ended up with a towel.

When Dani and Erin saw Adam and Bruce the surprise was complete.

Both boys had not returned the girls calls for about a week. The girls knew the guys had been at a conference where 99% of the participates were horny nurses according to the guys.

The surprise was complete. I was the only one that knew except I did ask Stubby if it was OK to invite Mr. Nerd. He told me it was fine.

I noticed when I was about to sit that Liz and Mr. Nerd are laying together on a lounge chair. Liz’s butt is uncovered except for where Mr. Nerd has his hand.

Lucky dog.

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Dec 23 2008 by Lisa

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I wonder if I can still do this? It has been so long.
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Dani and Moms went to a neighboring island and found a wonderful place to shop – they missed the shuttle home but found a very nice place to spend the night.

Dani asked me to update the blog so here I am.

Weather is beautiful – it’s 76 with a very nice breeze. I just talked to Captain and it is barely above freezing back home. He has more than a quarter inch of ice on everything and about an inch of snow with more expected. He is loving it. He really likes this weather.

He and Cheese had just returned from retrieving a car from the river. Lady spun on the ice hit the guardrail wrong and flipped it into the river. She’s in the hospital warming up. Cheese and Captain pulled the car onto a barge for the police. He said the trunk was full of Xmas presents that are all ruined now.

Some people just have no luck.

Debby is back in the hospital. Cg1 did not like her blood pressure readings so Debby agreed to spending tonight in observation and spending Christmas at home.

Pops set up cams at home and we are going to have a video conference call on the computer tomorrow night to open gifts even though we are a few hundred miles apart.

Pops, Henry, Rose and Stubby tried it out tonight. Stubby thinks we ought to make all phone calls that way.

Liz wanted to show Captain her ass but Pops had already stowed the camera. Captain was very disappointed so I took a picture of her bent over and sent it to him. I did not notice, did not even look at the photo before sending it, she was sans underwear and she did not realize all of her privates would be visible with a flash.

Captain called back and told me if I ever did that again without warning him he would make a double dildo that he would insert without benefit of lube and make straps that attached ‘through’ my nipples and ear lobes to hold it in place.

I told him I could not wait and he cussed. When I saw the picture I first yelled for Liz then apologized to Captain but did get him to agree she is very nice looking from that angle.

Liz looked then turned redder then the roses in our room. She then said fuck and put her hand behind her as if she was trying to cover up the picture.

The third time she said fuck Captain told me he hoped he had a few years before he had to watch that. I laughed and he said his adopted little girl had sure grown up fast.

We hung up and Liz said she was going to quit shaving – if she still had hair most of her would have been covered. Without thinking I told her she would ‘hate’ it once it grew back.

Erin came in and asked who that was in the picture. I just smiled and Liz mouthed thank you to me. Then Erin said she would love to eat that. Then she covered her mouth while saying fuck and apologized to us. Liz turned bright red again and left the room.

I spread my legs and told her to get busy. If my writing seems disjointed you’ll know why.

Goodnight – btw, we are all sleeping on the beach tonight – suck it kids.

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Dec 22 2008 by Dani

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It’s about 930 AM here. I just talked to Captain, it is 2 degrees back home but the wind has finally died down.
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He did not want to know the temperature here (81 with a nice breeze) but he loved hearing the surf.

He asked if I had been swimming today – I told him I took a quick swim before sunrise and actually watched the sunrise on the beach while letting the wind dry me off.

He said they finally got the power back on about six last night but the cable TV was still out. He didn’t care because the sat was working fine.

He said he made a log mover – we keep several logs five to eight feet long handy to build long lasting fires. Five or six of those logs in the big fireplace will burn for over a day.

But Captain is home alone. He did not want to drag a log over the hard wood floors so he took some bigger wheels left over from a totaled 4-wheeler (I will NOT tell that story) and made a carrier. He said you fasten it to the middle of the log with a clamp and push the log over.

He said he can wheel it right to the fire place sticking one end in and then use the poker to lift it in place after unhooking the wheels.

He said it is currently 85 on the first floor of the great room. He said the third floor balcony is 62 with light winds and the top floor was 58 with a wind chill of 50 – I do not know if he was teasing or not.

I’m just happy we missed the crappy weather. Everyone here is happy. Annie took the newbies “up the hill” as we call it. A tram ride to the top of a beautiful hill – the views are fantastic.

We found that Erin is very, very afraid of heights even if completely surrounded by a steel car. We found out she has never been skiing because of it. She said she went to the top of the Sears Tower and could not leave the elevator – that’s bad.

But get this, she climbed a tree to the third floor balcony on a bet it could not be done. She is so weird about some stuff.

Last night Stubby ordered some Potato Skins and she would NOT eat them until someone scraped the green onions off. She ate them between bites of potato.

We tried not to laugh but it is so funny.

Nothing else to report. We are all getting a nice tan. Liz’s ass looks the best of all of us but Momtoo is not far behind.

Stay warm people – I did see that a warming trend is coming – Christmas might even be more white than it is now. Have fun – we will NOT be thinking about you.

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