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I received a WONDERFUL wake up call a few minutes ago.
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Cg1 called with the news Debby delivered her babies at 5 AM. A boy and girl with all toes and fingers.
She said the boy was well hung and had a head full of hair - The girl is bald but screams the loudest. Sounds normal to me.
Debby’s family got there three minutes before the birth. Her labor lasted less then three hours. What a lucky girl. Her doctor did not think birth would happen until eight or nine.
The others heard Lisa and I celebrating and they joined in. Moms consider themselves grandmas and love it.
The best – it happened on my and Pops’ birthday - On Easter Sunday.
How wonderfully perfect.
More info as I get it.
I think I mentioned that B and gB are now attending an all girls school in Colorado.
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They are doing very well, both on the honor roll and playing soccer. B has taken up the piano and gB the flute.
If B gets straight As this semester Pops promised to buy a baby grand to put in the great room.
Liz has started taking college classes two nights a week and is doing extremely well. She teased Pops she only wants to learn how to play the skin flute.
Pops gave her a timeout for 10 minutes in the corner for her vulgarity. Moms were not happy and chewed on Pops the entire ten minutes.
Lisa and I were laughing so hard we had to leave the room. Secretly we both agreed with Moms.
Everyone was here at the cabin for a late dinner to welcome the girls home. We have not seen them since early March.
Red started crying when we heard the perimeter alarm sounded.
B was first in the door. It looked like she had grown a foot and her skin was glowing. She is turning into a beautiful young woman.
They both cried as they hugged – they really miss each other. B went round the room giving hugs and kisses. When she reached Pops she handed him a card. It showed her current grades – all A+.
You could tell was really proud. He took her hand and pulled her to the corner of the great room to what looked like a couch covered with a velvet cover.
He pulled the cover off to show B her new piano. She could not believe.
During this time gB came in and held her mother for a long time. gB s no longer getting boobs – they are here and bigger them mine.
I found out late she has been wearing B’s bra but she needs to get some bigger ones.
I also noticed she had put on some weight. She is not fat but is carrying a few extra pounds.
I patted her tummy and asked if the food was good. She said it was too good. But I had felt something and I pulled her top up to display her new belly button ring.
B had come near me and I pulled her top up. She too had a new piercing. I knew Red was not going to be happy but I was not going to tell her.
Pops threw something as gB and told her to check the 2nd shed.
She had always complained that she had to ride double whenever we went four wheeling. Pops had bought her a four-wheeler painted pink.
It looked like a Barbie car to me. She loved it.
Mom was talking to B and asked what was new. B lifted her shirt holding her finger to her lips.
Mom’s eyes got wide and she pulled her into the kitchen. I heard her raised voice but could not understand what she was saying.
A few minutes later they came back and I could tell B was ready to cry.
She and her mother were talking when B suddenly lifted her top. gB came over and did the same.
I could tell Red was not too happy but she kept her mouth shut and commented they looked pretty good.
That’s when Mom went off. She commanded the girls to tell their mother how the piercing was done.
Red still did not seem too concerned until Mom explained why she was pissed.
Teenage girls piercing each other’s body parts with a pin and block of wood was NOT acceptable.
They could get infections – they might hit a vein. Then Mom wanted to know if they had done it anywhere else and took each girl into the bathroom to make sure.
Pops apologized for Mom but cautioned the girls that she was right.
Annie had pierced my ears very young and I caught an infection that put me into the hospital.
I got my ass beat and was forbidden to see Annie for the whole summer.
So their homecoming was not as happy as we wished. Every time Mom passed one of the girls she smacked them on the head.
Red talked to the classmates and I heard she was going to make the girls take the belly rings out.
I’m sure glad I have no desire to pierce anything but my ears. Annie kept saying she wanted a tongue stud but the classmates talked her out of it.
So our teens are growing into women. I wish they could have stayed teens just a little longer.
Liz took them in to see all their old friends at the hangout. I happened to be in the garage getting a bag of ice and overheard through the door that Liz had warned them about Mom.
She told them NOT to tell them about the tats. I dropped the bag of ice. They all laughed and Liz pointed out they could see my shadow on the garage door.
But you can bet I’ll examine the teens real close tomorrow morning.
One last tidbit – gB peed her pants in excitement when she heard Jeni was pregnant.
It’s all she could talk about for an hour.
Debby is still at the hospital. No new news.
The classmates just paged me – they may take Debby in for a C-section today. Her doctor is waiting for some test results and monitoring the babies.
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Her parents just hot here and we recruited Liz to bring Rose from school if needed.
Debby is feeling very sluggish and her blood pressure is jumping all over the place.
She is wishing for a steak for dinner and to sit on a toilet to pee and poop – her words.
The classmates don’t think the doctor will deliver today based on their experience.
So even though I’ve made a few posts the last couple of days (and still have a few to post) if I disappear you’ll understand.
This weekend is supposed to be the Birthday weekend celebration (and Easter while we are at it). If you are new you may not know that all but three of our extended family have birthdays in the first 20 days of April.
The family celebrates all the birthdays on one weekend just to make it easier – we usually do it on Easter to take advantage of Good Friday.
I’ll keep you posted.
Extra: I just discovered that our private blog readers are being told the blog has been removed for SPAM – WTF. I’m checking it out and will update as soon as I know something.
I would apologize but fuck it – it’s not my fault.
Since I last posted we have had several things get in the way of the blogs and sorry, that’s just the way it is.
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I posted a story about Annie and hot dogs – I have related stories that I’ve started but need to finish and edit.
But first some updates.
The biggest is Debby keeps trying to push her babies out. Three different times she started labor and all three her doctor stopped it.
Her first occurred two days into our spring break. The classmates canceled their spring break and went back to work to keep an eye on her.
Debby is confined to bed in the hospital. The last few days have been quiet but she is very uncomfortable. The doctor has promised to induce labor a week from Monday if need be.
Captain had another incident during the end of March but this time his heart monitor caught it and they cracked his chest open again. He was out in a week with a new pacemaker.
Pops’ pacemaker seems to be working OK now but his cardio wants to replace a valve in his heart. Pops is not convinced. We are all trying to get him to do it but the last two weeks he has had no more problems.
Momtoo is scheduled to have her baby bag removed in a couple of weeks. She can’t wait.
Mom had a cancerous growth removed from her lower back but there is no sign of other problems so we are all relieved with that.
Jeni and William have been trying to get pregnant. They decided to go to a fertility clinic last month. They both had several tests.
When they went to get the results, the doctor told them he could not help them.
They were both heart broken until the doctor told them Jeni was already pregnant. Talk about a celebration.
Will has quit drinking to support Jeni - at least until the baby is born. She is due in December. We are all hoping for a Christmas baby.
They have moved to their cabin for the rest of the year.
I don’t think I ever told you about Red’s kids. During Christmas vacation they met three girls from a family in Kansas and made fast friends.
The girls attend a private girls school in Colorado. Guess where B and gB are now – they started at the end of January.
Red was a mess but Kim and Jim brought some property a half mile from Red and started building a house. They spend almost all their time at Red’s.
Fish, who is starting to talk, misses his sisters and loves staying with his maternal grandparents – so much so he just about lives there.
Red was broken hearted the first time he refused to leave his grandpa but has grown accustomed to his absence now.
She eats at least one meal a day with him and he loves coming to work with her in the afternoon when she is in the office.
He wanted to go see Pops and Captain, his former babysitters when they were both in the hospital. Lisa and I snuck him in using a wheel chair and a blanket over his head.
He was very quiet and now when he rides in a stroller he wants a blanket over his head and never says a word – unless he smells McDonalds.
Two or three times Red has suddenly changed course when she spots the golden arches on our current path.
It is so cute.
So I think you are up to date for now. If I have forgotten anything I’ll let you know.
Now to edit some more stories.
Updated Apr 4, 2008
We get lots of newbies stopping by to read one or two stories and complain they don't quite understand who every body is. So I'll try to help.
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Pops - aka Alan - The guy that pays most of the bills. He is not a Father or Dad or Husband or Sister to anyone here - no relationship to anyone except maybe the devil.
Moms - Mom and momtoo - Are best friends forever - they are bi-sexual but more lesbian then not -they both love pops. Momtoo has MS but is doing very well.
Dani - I'm mom's daughter by popping out of her vagina. I'm bi-sexual but lean towards dicks.
Adam – My current fuck but we actually went out on a REAL date – twice, let's see - it's April 09 and I think our official date total is five (I kid).
Bruce - Adam's best friend and one of my favorite threesomes and currently living with Erin and Fire.
Erin - Bruce's girlfriend and participate in our threesomes and LOVES Fire. Erin, Fire and Bruce are now a threesome.
Lisa - Pops private live-in nurse/sex therapist. Bi-sexual but leans towards dicks. Stubby's current choice for fucking.
Stubby is sort of Lisa’s partner – sex partner. Stubby has many talents – and many secrets. When we first met him and for several years we all thought he was a down on his luck old man – we were very wrong. As Lisa says he’s got a cock to kill for. Read the blog to find out more about him.
Liz is Stubby’s daughter – 18 yo royal pain in the butt but the sweetest kid in the world. Her and her father are starting a life together and as of April 4, 09 in love with Mr. Nerd (aka Big D).
Dani and Lisa - aka - The sluts (bi-sexual).
Anal - aka - Annie - my bestest friend in the world and she is definitely Anal Retentive...ha ha - more then bi-sexual but less then gay. LOVES boys and their toys but is currently living with one of my employees, Summer.
Cindy - A close friend of Lisa'a that came to visit and never left. She married Anal’s (Annie) stepbrother recently and has just moved with him back home. She is also big as a whale, her words - due in June.
Denny - Annie's stepbrother - Cindy's husband - they have both fucked him - they make a great threesome.
Bbs - is my 2nd bestest friend in the world - her name is pronounced BEE BEE zzzz (think of bb gun - then think of nipples - they always show - pops gave her the nickname) - not really bi. She is married to a great guy named Dennis - we call him DenI (Den - IIII)- Jennifer is BBs fantasy girl and lover - BBs loves to fuck her and DenI does too - for that matter, we all do.
Annie-BBs-Dani - aka - the ABCs - (I'm the C - clueless)
DenI – BBs husband – works for William as his assistant – was working as a service specialist until Jeni met William.
Jeni (Jennifer) - BBs' fantasy girl except now she is real. Engaged Married to a great guy called William who used to be her boss. They were married in October 2008. Search for Hotel room stories or search the blog for Hotel Room or William.
William - owns a very large company in the telecom world. Is engaged to married to Jeni soon to be married. He recently joined the 'nudist' world and is loving every minute of it. Is currently buildingBuilt a cabin near ours.
Captain - He is our boat captain - used to pilot tug boats up and down the river before retiring. Is an excellent much sought after cabinet maker mainly for yachts and sailing ships. Dani found him at a drug store. Search for Absent Minded - it is a cute story.
Red is one of my employees and thinks of herself as a slut. She has beautiful red hair and green eyes – Pops favorite combination. She lives across the street from us in a regular house with horses.
She has three kids:
B – 16 year old daughter
gB – 14 year old daughter
Fish – 1 year old boy – too cute
We call b, gB and Liz the teens.
Cg1 and Cg2 – better know as the 'classmates' – we met them in class because they thought Lisa and I were lesbians. Great girls – both nurses on a natal ward at a big impressive hospital. Both graduate students.
Davis is the cgs’ (classmates) sugar daddy and happens to be the recently promoted president of Pops company. He and the cgs have the same arrangement as Pops and Moms.
Fire, G, Summer and Blackmama are all my employees working with Red. I also have a husband/wife team of contractors, Kim and Jim, who are very good. They and Red just recently got together and still going strong as of April 2009.
Cheese owns several tugboats and is one of Pops best friends. His wife, Lacy, owns a restaurant on the point – she makes the best pies and most anything else except Captain is a gourmet chef – his food is unbelievable.
Henry is a farmer that lives across the street and boards our horses and helps Stubby keep an eye on the place when we are gone. His wife is a sweetheart named Janet, younger daughter Rose and oldest daughter Debby pregnant (Nov 4, 08) - Debby is due any day now.
We are nudists, except for the teens, in the privacy of our homes except BBs who does not care one-way or the other anymore. When she is horny she struts around naked to get hubby's attention and she has been known to flash Pops.
We are all voyeurs - I always knew I liked watching other people but didn't know to what degree until January of 2008. And we really like when people watch us - not the general public though (sorry :( ) - but people we know and are close to.
Annie and I are exhibitionists. Lisa, Jeni, Cindy, Fire, Red, G, the cgs and Kim are all starting to participate – Summer has been one for years – she is really good at it. And we can now add Erin - I got some good stories about her.
We love making people horny. BBs used to join us but since she got married she only exhibits for him (and Pops sometimes).
The teens have no idea what is going on under their nose but they have some suspicions about the relationships some of us share. So far they are cool with it.
Imail is Internet Mail friends - our fantasy world and Email is our 'real' life friends. The most important distinction - Imail friends know us as Dani, Lisa etc - we have never met and probably never will.
Email people have our phone numbers, have our addresses and may have actually physically fucked us. Make sense?
And we love when we know there are people reading our stories and getting sexually aroused or satisfied or whatever you get. That makes you voyeurs too. Dude!!
That should about cover it - still got questions just leave a comment or send me an email - I'll probably answer you.
I am back – sort of – we are on spring break and decided to spend time back at the cabin.
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By we, I mean the classmates, Lisa and me. We have been staying in town to be close to the hospital and school.
Erin has been spending a lot of time here looking after Pops and Captain.
Liz takes over when she gets home from school and Red usually comes over early in the morning to take care of breakfast and whatever else.
I will give all the details later. I have stories written waiting for editing and posting and I plan on starting either tomorrow morning or Monday morning.
Pops was supposed to keep things going but he had to make sure his own heart kept going and help Captain recover from his surgery.
WHAT? Yep, they have both had surgery since the New Year.
So I have lots of news coming and some great stories – one includes by dear little innocent Liz.
I hear the laughter – yes, I used the word innocent and Liz in the same sentence – in fact, I bet it is the first time I have used it on this blog.
Stay tuned.
NO we have not abandoned this blog.
I know it has been a while. The girls are very busy with work and their school project. I have been plagued with some health issues and Captain has been fighting breathing issues.
I hope to start posting again very soon. Until then we have lots of posts and stories you can read.
I hope to get some more posts up today. It is still crazy here. Captain had a problem that seems to have fixed itself - one doctor thinks it was an infection and the other doc thinks he just had a bad cold. Pops thinks they are both full of it. The classmates think he had both but they say his lungs and heart sound fine now.
All I know is that I am completely exhausted - too much work at work, too much work at school and too much work trying to keep up with this extended family.
Stubby will be home Sunday after an extended stay in New York. As soon as he heard that Pops and Captain were having problems he adjusted he plans to come home. I don't think he knew how much they depended on him,
More posts later - I tell you about Mr. Nerd's Christmas present from Liz...talk about growing up.
No we have not abandoned our blog readers. We sent out an Email to our ‘known’ readers almost two weeks ago.
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The short of it is health and work issues. I was writing and editing several stories when the teens came down with a bad case of the flu.
Then I caught it and just when I was starting to recover Alan had a problem with his heart that his pace maker was not able to correct. It was an intense hospital stay and brought Moms home from overseas and everyone else came to offer support and in some cases they described it as saying goodbye.
Thank goodness they were wrong but it was that serious.
All of the coincided with Lisa, classmates and myself starting our school project at the hospital which meant we were close to the action but also busy setting up our project.
The blogs became a dim memory but now Alan is back home doing very well with a new pace maker. He is also required to wear an elaborate monitoring system that rivals what the astronauts and professional athletes use.
It calls home several times a day and immediately sounds alarms when things are not right. Alan hates it but has listened to Moms when they described how his sex life would become as dry as a desert overnight if he did not follow the rules.
The first day he was home alarms started sounding right after he and Moms retired for the night. When their room filled with worried house guests he explained he was just trying to get a blow job.
I told you this was a good monitor. The limits have since been reset. The last time they had to adjust the equipment he had Lisa bent over the third floor railing for a DriveByFuck.
So that’s a brief look at our life the past couple of weeks. I’ll finish my vacation stories and get them posted.
I also give more details as time permits.
Everyone else is fine except Debby who is having pregnancy issues and is currently restricted to bed rest. She is out of her mind but we all work to keep her company and provide distractions.
This morning she was given the OK to go down and sit at the kitchen table for an hour a day.
Captain, Henry and the classmates are going to move her back to the cabin for a few days/weeks. Her parents house is becoming a prison.
So later my dedicated peeples – there is no way I can answer all the email or requests – over 2300 the last time I checked.
If you sent something and really need an answer then re-send it after Monday – it’ll take me that long to clean it out. Thanks.
We are home – we took a detour to see Moms in Chicago.
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They left early this morning for almost 6 weeks in Africa. Glad it is them and not me. I have really missed my bed.
Since I have almost a week before I start school/work again I have lots of stories to post.
Stories about the pilots, G, Erin, LIZ and Mr. Nerd and Pops.
Stubby is still in New York. He made sure Moms caught their plane home then he decided to do some sightseeing – he has never been there.
Captain is making us breakfast as I type. Pops is trying to catch up on his blogs and email. Lisa decided to sleep in.
G is passed out on the biggest sofa and Erin is asleep in the big chair. I do not know where Fire is - I guess they got fucked to exhaustion last night according to Captain.
Bruce and Adam are taking showers and I am getting ready to spend the day writing.
Today is our blog’s first birthday – one year we have been sharing our lives and experiences.
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But none of us feel any older. In fact, I think Pops is feeling better then he has in years.
Moms left for home this evening. A change in their schedule means they had to leave a day early. They were not comfortable with a lay over in New York so Stubby went with them. He has never been to New York.
So it’s now Pops, Lisa and myself. Just like it was a year ago.
Lisa and I were reminiscing about the past year and have decided we are much better off. We also decided that we would wake Pops at midnight for an anniversary fuck.
Lisa is checking the blog to see if she can figure out what we were doing last year. It could be interesting.
We are leaving for home at 2 PM – we could actually stay a few more days but Pops says he misses the teens and I know I miss my own bed.
Lisa says she misses every one. I guess we have changed.
We have several new friends who have become our life. And we are so glad.
Good wonderful morning this new year of 2009.
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Sitting on the beach (close enough) enjoying 81 degrees, sunny morning and 71% humidity.
Moms, Pops, Stubby, Lisa, and myself are all that is left. Everyone else had to go back to school or work.
I do not think I told you that the classmates, Davis, and Captain flew down the Tuesday before New Year’s to join our party.
All my work girls were ready to get back to work. The teens had to get back to school, Jeni had a doctor’s appointment – the first one for William – BBs and DenI flew commercial planning on a stop to see BBs parents vacationing in Florida.
Annie had a very important meeting and she never goes anywhere without Summer.
So Lisa and I are adding a little to our tans. Stubby is out looking for wood to carve and Moms and Pops have been locked in their room since yesterday afternoon.
We will head back on Thursday. Moms go back to work next Monday and we girls start our school assignment at the hospital on the nineteenth.
Adam made a date with me for Saturday night to see a play, have dinner and then some ballroom dancing. He really loves that stuff and I like the attention.
Debby is doing fine and out of danger according to the classmates.
So all is fine here. We’ll be back home Friday so that’ll probably the next time I update.
Alan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.
Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.
Just wait, they all will pay.
Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.
Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.
From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.
Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.
He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.
Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.
I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.
Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.
I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.
So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.
Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.
Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.
Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.
Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.
She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.
I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.
I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.
Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.
Just heard from Captain who is holding down the fort at the cabin.
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We have several limbs down, most under 3 inches but a couple of bigger ones. Straight line winds above 70 mph. He said they have been under tornado and flood watch since early this morning. Big river is rising fast but so far not a problem. Small river still fine.
The guys at the lock told him the big one will not crest until Tuesday but he thinks it will be faster. Small river is expected to rise quickly tonight and tomorrow. It will crest on Wednesday.
My biological daughter lives about a hundred miles north of the cabin and said they lost a roof from a shed, several semis were overturned on the Interstate and their creek is overflowing.
My caretaker at the big house about 120 miles northeast of the cabin says a tornado has been reported one county over heading his way.
I just checked the calendar and I’m wondering if I am in the twilight zone?
Here it is slightly overcast but 80 degrees with low humidity. Mom called me in from the beach when all the calls started.
I must say this has been one of the craziest years I ever remember. I hope this crap ends soon or I might just stay here all year round.
Merry Christmas To ALL
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It is 525 AM here on the beach, 75 degrees with a nice breeze from the east. Humidity is 80 some percent and does it feel GOOD!!
The above paragraph was for all my friends who bitched when I commented about the beautiful weather we were experiencing. They are all a bunch of fucking pansies – afraid to travel during the Xmas season.
We both have the same problem – keeping the sand off the floor – our sand is from the beach and their sand is from the ice covered streets and walks.
I’m on the patio enjoying a wonderful hot toddy and fresh warm buttermilk biscuits while I type the drivel that makes up my life.
Dani and the Moms made it home about 6 PM last night. They had over three hundred purchases containing what I refer to as knick-knacks. I’m glad we are the only guests, otherwise a single porter would have needed eight or nine hours to bring all the packages up.
At least that was my initial thought but when they handed me a 1 terabyte external hard drive and the receipt I asked how many they bought.
They did not let me down.
They had discovered a group of factory outlets stores that were going out of business. I have noticed there are several empty shops all over the island.
The resort manager told me most businesses were barely surviving in a good economy. He told me if he continued to lose money into April he also would close.
For the hell of it I asked how much a place like this would go for in the current market.
I was very surprised and am going to talk to all my business partners. It seems to me that the real estate market on these islands needs to be investigated.
But then again I know almost nothing about real estate or economics (except it sure is shitty) so I may be full of shit.
Last night at 9PM local, 7 PM back at home, we fired up the computers and web cams and enjoyed Christmas with everyone we left behind.
Captain, William and Jeni, Cindy and Denny, BBS and DenI, the classmates and Davis and Henry and his family including the very uncomfortable pregnant Debby.
When I told her only four months to go she told me to FO and said she hoped they were preemies. She got yelled at by every female. The guys knew to shut up.
Cheese and Lucy were supposed to stop by but Cheese was busy corralling some runaway barges - one had a hundred foot crane on it and was heading for a bridge.
Jim and Kim were supposed to join us on the island but could not get out of Chicago – luckily they have family in a suburb and are enjoying themselves but not the bad weather.
Jim bitched he did NOT want to shovel snow – that’s why he was going to the tropics. Plus he wanted to lay around and watch all the naked girls (he has never been here).
Their grandparents were supposed to travel to California for the first time to see their great grandchildren but they too are stuck at home with all the snow.
Everyone opened their gifts. We thought we had a box missing for the teens but Lisa found it right where Mom had hidden it.
Fish and his grandparents were supposed to join them at the cabin but their street is still a sheet of ice so we had them on a speaker phone.
Stubby demonstrated Liz’s new remote control for her car stereo in a video he had made. I had not seen it before but Stubby had put her car on a barge and then made it look like he drove it off into the river while he was distracted by the remote.
He and Lisa had edited it perfectly. Liz made Captain take a camera to the garage to see her car. Someone had draped it with what looked like seaweed and dead branches and even dead fishes, snakes and frogs.
Over the low res web cam it looked great. Liz was almost in tears until Captain pulled the plastic off and her intact car was under it. He told her it cleaned up real good then he opened her driver’s door and a large amount of muddy water spilled out.
He told her he was sure the inside would be dried out by the time she got back. She screamed.
Stubby said it took him several days to get everything right.
Then Captain disappeared after setting up the high res video on a tripod on the top deck. He said he was going to show us the decorations that had got damaged but then I guess Davis focused on the dock.
Our boat, fully decorated from bow to stern was just starting to move down river. Captain had done one amazing job. I think there were more lights on the boat then the rest of the joint. My phone rang – it was Captain making sure we could see OK.
Moms were totally amazed and made him promise to leave it until they got home.
Then Davis asked if the surprise had arrived. When we said not yet he made a phone call. He told me it was thirty minutes out.
We decided to say online if we could. Davis read a Christmas story he had found online. I was half listening as I backed up Momtoo’s computer to my new external hard drive.
Then Dani handed me another package. She said when she saw it she thought of me. It was a remote control battery operated Corvette Stingray. It looked just like the one I have at home in the garage.
She told me she had already charged the batteries. I forgot all about computers and the coming surprise and was tooling around the resort following my new toy.
Then I heard a familiar voice and found Adam, Bruce and Mr. Nerd at the check-in. They all took turns driving my new car and then I showed them where to change into swim trunks.
They were so white the staff laughed at them even though they knew it was not polite. The guys just laughed with them.
We went back to the room. My new car was almost totaled when the elevator doors tried to crush it. Thanks to Bruce’s quick action pushing buttons it was saved.
When I walked back into the room, Davis was finishing telling the teens about his first Christmas ghost. I’ll have to get him to repeat it.
Then Liz saw her man and freaked out. She was not prepared to let her ass hang out when her man was around. She looked for a wrap but ended up with a towel.
When Dani and Erin saw Adam and Bruce the surprise was complete.
Both boys had not returned the girls calls for about a week. The girls knew the guys had been at a conference where 99% of the participates were horny nurses according to the guys.
The surprise was complete. I was the only one that knew except I did ask Stubby if it was OK to invite Mr. Nerd. He told me it was fine.
I noticed when I was about to sit that Liz and Mr. Nerd are laying together on a lounge chair. Liz’s butt is uncovered except for where Mr. Nerd has his hand.
Lucky dog.
I wonder if I can still do this? It has been so long.
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Dani and Moms went to a neighboring island and found a wonderful place to shop – they missed the shuttle home but found a very nice place to spend the night.
Dani asked me to update the blog so here I am.
Weather is beautiful – it’s 76 with a very nice breeze. I just talked to Captain and it is barely above freezing back home. He has more than a quarter inch of ice on everything and about an inch of snow with more expected. He is loving it. He really likes this weather.
He and Cheese had just returned from retrieving a car from the river. Lady spun on the ice hit the guardrail wrong and flipped it into the river. She’s in the hospital warming up. Cheese and Captain pulled the car onto a barge for the police. He said the trunk was full of Xmas presents that are all ruined now.
Some people just have no luck.
Debby is back in the hospital. Cg1 did not like her blood pressure readings so Debby agreed to spending tonight in observation and spending Christmas at home.
Pops set up cams at home and we are going to have a video conference call on the computer tomorrow night to open gifts even though we are a few hundred miles apart.
Pops, Henry, Rose and Stubby tried it out tonight. Stubby thinks we ought to make all phone calls that way.
Liz wanted to show Captain her ass but Pops had already stowed the camera. Captain was very disappointed so I took a picture of her bent over and sent it to him. I did not notice, did not even look at the photo before sending it, she was sans underwear and she did not realize all of her privates would be visible with a flash.
Captain called back and told me if I ever did that again without warning him he would make a double dildo that he would insert without benefit of lube and make straps that attached ‘through’ my nipples and ear lobes to hold it in place.
I told him I could not wait and he cussed. When I saw the picture I first yelled for Liz then apologized to Captain but did get him to agree she is very nice looking from that angle.
Liz looked then turned redder then the roses in our room. She then said fuck and put her hand behind her as if she was trying to cover up the picture.
The third time she said fuck Captain told me he hoped he had a few years before he had to watch that. I laughed and he said his adopted little girl had sure grown up fast.
We hung up and Liz said she was going to quit shaving – if she still had hair most of her would have been covered. Without thinking I told her she would ‘hate’ it once it grew back.
Erin came in and asked who that was in the picture. I just smiled and Liz mouthed thank you to me. Then Erin said she would love to eat that. Then she covered her mouth while saying fuck and apologized to us. Liz turned bright red again and left the room.
I spread my legs and told her to get busy. If my writing seems disjointed you’ll know why.
Goodnight – btw, we are all sleeping on the beach tonight – suck it kids.
It’s about 930 AM here. I just talked to Captain, it is 2 degrees back home but the wind has finally died down.
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He did not want to know the temperature here (81 with a nice breeze) but he loved hearing the surf.
He asked if I had been swimming today – I told him I took a quick swim before sunrise and actually watched the sunrise on the beach while letting the wind dry me off.
He said they finally got the power back on about six last night but the cable TV was still out. He didn’t care because the sat was working fine.
He said he made a log mover – we keep several logs five to eight feet long handy to build long lasting fires. Five or six of those logs in the big fireplace will burn for over a day.
But Captain is home alone. He did not want to drag a log over the hard wood floors so he took some bigger wheels left over from a totaled 4-wheeler (I will NOT tell that story) and made a carrier. He said you fasten it to the middle of the log with a clamp and push the log over.
He said he can wheel it right to the fire place sticking one end in and then use the poker to lift it in place after unhooking the wheels.
He said it is currently 85 on the first floor of the great room. He said the third floor balcony is 62 with light winds and the top floor was 58 with a wind chill of 50 – I do not know if he was teasing or not.
I’m just happy we missed the crappy weather. Everyone here is happy. Annie took the newbies “up the hill” as we call it. A tram ride to the top of a beautiful hill – the views are fantastic.
We found that Erin is very, very afraid of heights even if completely surrounded by a steel car. We found out she has never been skiing because of it. She said she went to the top of the Sears Tower and could not leave the elevator – that’s bad.
But get this, she climbed a tree to the third floor balcony on a bet it could not be done. She is so weird about some stuff.
Last night Stubby ordered some Potato Skins and she would NOT eat them until someone scraped the green onions off. She ate them between bites of potato.
We tried not to laugh but it is so funny.
Nothing else to report. We are all getting a nice tan. Liz’s ass looks the best of all of us but Momtoo is not far behind.
Stay warm people – I did see that a warming trend is coming – Christmas might even be more white than it is now. Have fun – we will NOT be thinking about you.
The beach is the BEST place to have an office meeting.
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So relaxing, so productive and so drunken.
We are a bunch of lushes. We started at lunch and fifteen hours later we are all awake and having a great time.
The resort folks built us a fire pit in our patio area not far from the hot tubs. We now think we have everything we need.
It is 74 with almost no wind and we can see some stars. It seems like it has rained about two minutes of each hour but it is not really a bother. Just have to clean off our sunglasses every so often.
Tonight we are the only guests at the resort. That is so sad. Usually we arrive a week before vacation and within a day the place is close to full. They are not expecting other guests until late Sunday.
But I must say we like the attention we get. For supper tonight we each had two wait people – talk about service.
Stubby figured out how to run in the sand with his tennis shoes. He said he locked something in his bionic ankle. He has drawn a lot of attention. I heard someone ask if he lost his leg in Iraq.
He told them a couple of wars before but was not specific. He quickly excused himself and Momtoo went after him. We asked but she would not talk.
We learned that Blackmama had never eaten shrimp. After the first half-dozen she repeated her mantra to find a job and a place to live – she was not going back to the main land.
Tonight the chef brought a giant bowl with two or three dozen shrimp and cocktail sauce – he could not believe she ate the whole thing. When she sent her steak back for 'just a little more' grill time he came out and offered to dig a pit and cook a pig. She told him he could do that Christmas Eve.
She says it has been a long time since someone has cooked such good food for her. She is taking advantage of it while she can. Pops told her he would get the chef and her a room. She said he had not earned 'that' just yet,
So we are all in swim suits tring to keep cool instead of tring to keep warm like Captain back home – I almost forgot. Liz came out to the beach this morning wearing a tiny bikini. Pops and Stubby were laying closer to the resort then us and the teens laid between us and them.
About three minutes later Mom said something which meant check out the scenery walking by.
But in this case she wanted us to check out Liz. She was wearing a thong and on her stomach. The girl has a very nice butt.
Pops and Stubby went for a swim and when they came back Stubby went bonkers (I think that is what Pops said). Liz told him to grow up – she was.
Stubby was not sure what to say but Annie and Summer showed up about that time wearing even smaller thongs.
I am sure I saw him get an erection. He left the beach in a hurry and never said another mean thing to Liz.
I saw him kiss her good night so I am assuming he has accepted his daughter’s growing up.
Nothing else new. Just loving this weather.
Just talked to Captain – he has almost a quarter inch of ice on every surface. And it is raining with lightning. The rain is freezing on impact.
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He lost power three or four times and finally fired up the generators and disconnected from the grid(Sp??).
He and Cheese put six eight foot logs in the big fireplace – from past experience they’ll last for almost two days.
I am sitting on the balcony drinking coffee and typing this. It is 73 degrees and humid – but it feels so good.
Erin, Fire and the teens all went for a swim when we arrived last evening and the teens starting sleeping on their balcony but we are having scattered showers so they went to real beds about 3 AM.
Moms already have a slight burn from this afternoon.
So in summary, we made it. We are all in heaven and Blackmama says she is looking for a job tomorrow and a permanent home.
We usually have a daily vote to determine if we are leaving or staying. One year it NEVER stopped raining. We never saw the sun. We went home eight days early.
The funniest moment – Stubby and Lisa took a run on the beach and Stubby tripped face first into the sand. He said he had a similar problem running on a muddy field.
He has to change to a spring instead of a shoe. The shoe sticks in the sand or mud. The only problem – he left it at home. So he tried…and tried…and tried….and tried but is having no luck with the running shoe.
Someone offered him a flip flop but Lisa said he already had one in his pants.
He carried her out into the ocean, dumped her and prevented her from getting back to shore for almost an hour. She was not happy. I think Stubby slept in Pops room. Later.
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On April 12 of this year we lost a very special friend. Captain, who had recent heart surgery, died of a aneurysm. He was preparing the meats for a cookout we had planned later.
He and Pops visited their newest 'grandkids', Debby's babies (see previous post).
Pops said they were discussing how much food to prepare when Captain took a seat at the kitchen table complaining of a headache. He was dead in seconds. The paramedics tried for ten minutes on site and part of the way to the hospital before pronouncing him.
We were all devastated.
On Friday after the funeral Debby's little boy underwent surgery to repair a heart valve. Everything went fine and he is acting normal. We just got him home for the first time a week ago. The classmates took a week's vacation time to help keep an eye on him.
Some vacation - they've been working 12 hour shifts and are extremely tired (and crabby).
On April 20th Pops had some sort of event with his heart. Took two days to get it to beat nice and steady. Pops thinks he had an anxiety attack because Momtoo was having problems.
That afternoon, after Pops was declared alive, Momtoo had a mild seizure and the doctors think a mild stroke. This is turn caused Mom to freak out. For twenty-four hours, Pops, Mom and Momtoo shared a hospital room.
The nurses were so glad when Mom was released and Momtoo was moved to the rehab wing. Momtoo is fine and learning how to use her left hand and arm again. Pops pacemaker is firing once or twice a day - the doctors are still not sure what is wrong.
It is so weird when Pops is giving someone a Drive-By-Fuck and his pacemaker beeps. Does not slow him down but sure does freak out Moms and whomever he is fucking.
William was diagnosed with skin cancer but it turned out to be benign.
Stubby fell out of a tree (a great story) and broke his 'good' leg and a couple of fingers. He is really good at hopping one-legged on his bionic leg (Lisa says it is really a turn on when he has a hard on).
Our semester and project ended May 15th. Lisa disappeared for a few days with Stubby. We thought they went on vacation but Lisa had her reproductive parts removed. She had possible cancerous growths so she had them remove everything.
Her test results from yesterday shows she is cancer free. She refused to let anyone know because of all the turmoil in the last few weeks. She didn't even tell Stubby until they were wheeling her into surgery and forbid him from calling us.
Everyone is still bitching at her for that.
In mid March I started feeling weird and Momtoo thought I might be pregnant. I'll give no details but on April 24 I miscarried. It was on that day when I realized how much I was looking forward to being a mother.
I am still recovering but sooner or later I will discuss it.
So there you go - life gets in the way. I'll be back soon.