The Teens – Apr 10 2009 by Dani

Tags -- Blog Update, Debby, kids

I think I mentioned that B and gB are now attending an all girls school in Colorado.

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They are doing very well, both on the honor roll and playing soccer. B has taken up the piano and gB the flute.

If B gets straight As this semester Pops promised to buy a baby grand to put in the great room.

Liz has started taking college classes two nights a week and is doing extremely well. She teased Pops she only wants to learn how to play the skin flute.

Pops gave her a timeout for 10 minutes in the corner for her vulgarity. Moms were not happy and chewed on Pops the entire ten minutes.

Lisa and I were laughing so hard we had to leave the room. Secretly we both agreed with Moms.

Everyone was here at the cabin for a late dinner to welcome the girls home. We have not seen them since early March.

Red started crying when we heard the perimeter alarm sounded.

B was first in the door. It looked like she had grown a foot and her skin was glowing. She is turning into a beautiful young woman.

They both cried as they hugged – they really miss each other. B went round the room giving hugs and kisses. When she reached Pops she handed him a card. It showed her current grades – all A+.

You could tell was really proud. He took her hand and pulled her to the corner of the great room to what looked like a couch covered with a velvet cover.

He pulled the cover off to show B her new piano. She could not believe.

During this time gB came in and held her mother for a long time. gB s no longer getting boobs – they are here and bigger them mine.

I found out late she has been wearing B’s bra but she needs to get some bigger ones.

I also noticed she had put on some weight. She is not fat but is carrying a few extra pounds.

I patted her tummy and asked if the food was good. She said it was too good. But I had felt something and I pulled her top up to display her new belly button ring.

B had come near me and I pulled her top up. She too had a new piercing. I knew Red was not going to be happy but I was not going to tell her.

Pops threw something as gB and told her to check the 2nd shed.

She had always complained that she had to ride double whenever we went four wheeling. Pops had bought her a four-wheeler painted pink.

It looked like a Barbie car to me. She loved it.

Mom was talking to B and asked what was new. B lifted her shirt holding her finger to her lips.

Mom’s eyes got wide and she pulled her into the kitchen. I heard her raised voice but could not understand what she was saying.

A few minutes later they came back and I could tell B was ready to cry.

She and her mother were talking when B suddenly lifted her top. gB came over and did the same.

I could tell Red was not too happy but she kept her mouth shut and commented they looked pretty good.

That’s when Mom went off. She commanded the girls to tell their mother how the piercing was done.

Red still did not seem too concerned until Mom explained why she was pissed.

Teenage girls piercing each other’s body parts with a pin and block of wood was NOT acceptable.

They could get infections – they might hit a vein. Then Mom wanted to know if they had done it anywhere else and took each girl into the bathroom to make sure.

Pops apologized for Mom but cautioned the girls that she was right.

Annie had pierced my ears very young and I caught an infection that put me into the hospital.

I got my ass beat and was forbidden to see Annie for the whole summer.

So their homecoming was not as happy as we wished. Every time Mom passed one of the girls she smacked them on the head.

Red talked to the classmates and I heard she was going to make the girls take the belly rings out.

I’m sure glad I have no desire to pierce anything but my ears. Annie kept saying she wanted a tongue stud but the classmates talked her out of it.

So our teens are growing into women. I wish they could have stayed teens just a little longer.

Liz took them in to see all their old friends at the hangout. I happened to be in the garage getting a bag of ice and overheard through the door that Liz had warned them about Mom.

She told them NOT to tell them about the tats. I dropped the bag of ice. They all laughed and Liz pointed out they could see my shadow on the garage door.

But you can bet I’ll examine the teens real close tomorrow morning.

One last tidbit – gB peed her pants in excitement when she heard Jeni was pregnant.

It’s all she could talk about for an hour.

Debby is still at the hospital. No new news.

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Liz Is A Good Girl – Dec 6 2008 by Pops

Tags -- Blog Update, DaniUpdate, kids, Laughs, LisaUpdate, Liz, Stubby

I have several people wanting to know how Liz’s party turned out.
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I am happy to say it was a great success but for a while I thought we had been wrong to trust her.

I installed a couple of extra cameras this afternoon to ‘keep an eye’ on things. When Liz got home from school she spent a significant amount of time on the computer.

She printed out several packets of paper but I could not get a look at them.

She took everything with her when she went upstairs to get ready. She came down dressed conservatively but sexy, if you understand what I mean.

Dani came home long enough to eat and she joined the welcoming committee with Captain to meet all her friends. I was busy with Fish – B and gB were invited but were supposed to be baby sitting. Good old Gram Pops took over.

Dani told us old farts, Captain, Stubby and me to not worry – she was sure they had plenty of condoms and on that note she left without telling us where she was going.

I logged into my computer and tried to bring the cameras up BUT they would not accept my password. Ms Liz had changed the passwords. I could not say anything because then she would know we had tried to spy on her.

Captain went up to collect empty plates and check on refreshments. He reported they were in groups talking quietly listening to music.

Stubby was getting antsy, Captain knew something was up but could not figure it out and then Dani came back with a surprise.

Moms and Lisa. They had lied to me about their flights home. Lisa went straight to the ballroom while Mom showed us pictures of her trip. Momtoo was extremely tired and told us to wake her when the orgy started.

None of us were amused. Then we saw everyone leaving the party. It was barely 10 o’clock.

Liz came in to give Mom a hug then asked her and Lisa several questions. She said she was tired and going to bed. She was gone in seconds.

A few minutes later I got a text message to look at camera 45 – and she gave me the new password.

I checked my two cameras but she had taken them offline. I pulled up #45 and we learned that her group of friends had discussed how to provide a Christmas dinner and presents to the local nursing home.

One group made plans to decorate the home and another was figuring out how many hams they needed and what the other side dishes should be.

Mom is still laughing. Dani said she already knew and laughed as she went upstairs.

Captain and Stubby do not know if they should be proud or mad at the deception. I myself am figuring out how to prevent her from taking over my cameras again. I am also embarrassed that she fooled us all. She is getting too good at that.

Lisa checked my vitals and pronounced me alive. Stubby brought us all a stiff drink with backups.

Lisa sat and told Mom from now on the plane trip MUST be split into two legs with at least 18 hours in a hotel between the legs. Stubby told her she would never last 18 hours with someone between her legs.

She dared him to try and the last we saw of them was him chasing her up the stairs.

Mom and I discussed our annual Christmas trip. Last year her and Momtoo stayed an extra three weeks. That’s when this blog got started.

Damnation, we’ve been doing this for almost a year.

And then Mom did something she has never done before after returning from a long trip. She fell asleep before we made it to bed. When I tried to wake her she pushed me away. Never happened before.

When Fish woke screaming she was awake and had him comforted before I could move.

She carried him upstairs and told me not to wake her.

Today she tried to wake me up and I told her to let me sleep. When I came down for breakfast I called her Grandma. She just smiled and fed Fish more cereal.

Dani called me Grand Pops when I sat down at my computer. When the teens showed up they were all calling me Grand Pops.

Liz asked me what it was like being celibate. Mom was just coming into the room and laughed and laughed.

The teens bundled Fish up for the trip home and one of them said loudly but slowly, as if I was old and deaf, they would stay away for at least an hour if I wanted to try for Mom again.

Mom laughed and said she was tired and needed a nap. I am not sure what the game is but I figure I can play it longer than she can.

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Dec 2 2008 by Pops

Tags -- Blog Update, DaniUpdate, kids, Stubby

Dani got home about ten last night totally exhausted. She got everything done so felt extremely satisfied.
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I got her a piece of pie and glass of milk. She fell asleep after four or five bites. Stubby carried her upstairs. He said she never woke.

At 5 am she was up, showered and ready to go. Captain made her a very large breakfast and she chatted with Mom and Lisa who were just going to bed. Lisa was amazed at the poverty she saw. She says she has about fifty children to bring home with her. The equipment she delivered is worth more money then most of these youngsters will see in their lifetime.

Dani hugged the teens when they came over for breakfast. Red and Fish joined them. Fish has the complete run of the house and he does run on his tiny knobby little knees and calloused tiny hands.

He first target was the small tree against the wall between the kitchen and garage hallways. He grabbed it trying to pull himself up but when the tree tipped and he sat hard on his butt he laughed and did it several more times. Red was worried he would pull it on top of him but around the corner was Captain holding the tree to make sure that did not happen.

When he saw Captain he wanted food NOW. Always does. Fish will not eat oatmeal for anyone BUT Captain. It pisses his Mom and sisters off.

Dani left early to study for another test but she came back to trade cars with Liz - Dani's car was out of gas and she did not have time to stop. Liz has heard her car from afar but had never heard it echo over the valley when Dani hit the main road and punched it.

Dani called - she knew Liz would love it. Dani could not figure out how to turn on the CD player/Radio. Liz apologized - her face plate was in her purse. Oh well. Dani called back at noon wondering if I knew what colors Liz liked. Dani had to drive a couple of hours away and stopped to buy a new face plate. She also bought Liz a remote control that sits on top of the center spoke of the steering wheel. Dani says it is really cool. Stubby asked that he let him buy it and give it to her for Xmas. That girl is spoiled so much.

Captain is buying her extra wide wheels and very wide rear tires for Xmas. She saw them on another Stang back at the big house. Denny and Cindy reported that a ten foot tree would not fit in the rec room (I could have told them that) so they moved the kitchen table and set it up under the skylight. Cindy says it looks so cool from outside. Oh, Moms, Cindy swears she felt the baby kick - is that possible?

OK, everything is good. Captain and I are installing the new cabinets in the pool showers tomorrow morning. The teens have most of the trees decorated on the balconies (which one of you whores bought 12 more trees and did NOT tell me?). So I need to buy lights and more trimmings?

BTW, Cheese and his crew will be here to hang the lights on the cabin and out buildings. I decided this year I am also decorating a bunch of trees. Might as well get my money out of the cherry picker since I have to rent it for the entire day.

Captain says he has a big surprise for Xmas. He has made the boat house off limits especially the dry dock area. I have no idea - I asked if he was decorating the inside of the boat but he said No, so I have no idea what is up his sleeve.

Guess that is it for now. Captain made meatloaf and leg of lamb for supper - the smells are trying to make my stomach jump out through my mouth. Later.

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Oct 23 2008 445 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, Debby, kids, LisaUpdate, Liz, Stubby

Sorry, I was sick yesterday – feeling much better this morning – well enough to go to school today. The classmates took notes yesterday.
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Lisa is still missing in action – she called yesterday, they were in Mississippi at a casino that was washed a half mile inland by hurricane Katrina – she had won almost $4,000 dollars on a $5 start.

Playing a slot first then Blackjack then dice and now back to Blackjack. They were only going to stay an hour but now the plan is to stay until she gets bored or loses it all.

Pops told her to take her time. Between Cindy and Debby almost living here while Pops and Captain work on the nursery, he is doing fine.

The nursery is absolutely beautiful. Cindy was commenting a few weeks ago that the last few weeks of her term is when Denny and his parents are usually working in Florida. She hates Florida so she was looking for a place to stay.

Henry mentioned he did not know where to build a nursery and was not sure he should – he would only need it for a few months.

Pops stepped in – he had extra bedrooms and could turn them into a suite. He was sure his girls would not wait much longer before starting a family so it was time.

All he wished was Debby and Cindy’s help and guidance. They have both been at it for over a week and it is amazing. Pops figures another week and it will be done.

Annie was offered a new job – moving up even farther but she turned them down because she can not find anyone to replace Cindy. They told her to look for a replacement for her and Cindy. As soon as it was done they wanted her in planet wide management.

Now she is fretting about every little thing. Summer is concerned she will lose her carefree outlook on life. Pops promised to talk to her but she can’t have lunch with him until Friday – too busy.

It use to be when Pops called she would come running. She called no less then ten times to apologize. Pops finally had Liz drive him into her office and drop him off.

Annie said she had never fucked in her new office until yesterday. She didn’t have time to give details (and I was not feeling that well) but Summer called Pops three times last night to thank him.

When Liz and the teens went to pick up Pops he took them to dinner at a popular spot that imitates a ‘50s soda shop. They absolutely loved it and talked non-stop for almost two hours.

Time to get ready for school.

One other note – Captain is keeping the boat out of dry dock so you (Moms) can have one more ride for the season.

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Watch Who’s Watching You – Oct 19 2008 1705 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, kids, Liz, Tease

Pops took the teens, Captain and Davis to the Bears game – they won – hurray. Liz texted about every five minutes, B sent many pictures from her cell phone, gB was checking out the fan’s butts and Captain sent me a few of the cleavage he got to see.

Pops was silent until the ride back to the airport. He is sending me one line teases about what he will do to me in the shower.

Liz is looking over his shoulder and texted me wanting to know who a certain screen name was – I laughed – he is sending the texts and she is telling me in an 18-year-olds perspective what Pops is going to do to me.

I almost like the 18-year-old’s
ideas better.

Yesterday Pops tried to take the teens and Rose to see Obama at the arch rally. They left in plenty of time to grab a snack and do a little shopping before the rally.. B sent me a picture of the traffic jam leading into downtown

They gave up after waiting fifteen minutes to move five feet. Pops said they should have taken the boat but I guess the Secret Service was preventing certain traffic near the downtown area.

They’ll be home in an hour. I put a pork roast in the slow cooker and Captain will finish it. It smells so good. I am starved. I guess I better run a few miles before dinner.

Wondering why Pops is telling me what he is going to do to me in the shower? Read the coming post – The Shower Phantom. I’ll post it soon.

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TGIF – Oct 17 2008 720 by Dani

Tags -- Classmate(s), DaniUpdate, Debby, kids, LisaUpdate, Liz, PopsUpdate, Stubby

Running really late this morning but I did make it to school on time – barely.

TGIF – I hate coming to school alone – I am a social butterfly as Mom always called me.

Luckily my prof was running late too. He likes to give pop quizzes when attendance is low – this morning there are at least fifteen people missing so he had us answer two essay questions.

You can always tell who has not studied – they are still writing or ‘thinking’ about ten minutes after they should have been done. I’m just glad he does not grade on grammar.

I sent my answers first (we do almost everything by email) and he sent me a smiley face – you either pass or fail with these quizzes and they cannot be made up unless you bring the dead body with you – his joke – he used to work in a morgue.

So I have a fifteen or so minute break. Pops would say I just wasted most of it. I do not have anything else to do – the prof shuts the Internet down in his classes – we are limited to only class stuff and school email. Since Pops is such a nice guy (thanks Pops), I have Internet access using a second card in my laptop – YES!

Liz just texted me that high school sux! – all the guys bitch about their girlfriends or make jokes about nothing – in college they all look like they just fucked their girlfriends or are trying to – she can’t wait.

Lisa called last night – she said the new machines are great Moms and that fucking on a motorcycle is hot when you do it on an overpass above a busy interstate at night – whatever was that girl doing?

Debby and Cindy went baby shopping yesterday afternoon – wait for it – at Pops insistence (and his dime) – he and Captain are converting one of the 2nd floor bedrooms into a nursery. And they are sparing no expense.

Heating and cooling guys were there yesterday to give an estimate on ‘cleanest air’ possible and to maintain ‘incubator conditions’ in the nursery if necessary. What the hell for? Oh well, it is Pops money to spend.

I did learn last night the classmates were giving Pops their expertise and suggestions.

Liz got all As and several awards – she was very proud of herself but was still embarrassed at all the attention. B and gB pretended to be mad at her for being a showoff – those two are such good actresses that Liz really believed it for a while.

I promised her lunch at her choice this weekend.

Time to take notes – the girls will be upset they missed a quiz but it is the first so they should be fine – plus I’ll sweet talk the prof – maybe I can get them excused (big smile).

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College Girl – Oct 16 2008 225 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, JeniAndWill, kids, LisaUpdate, Liz, PopsUpdate, Stubby

Liz loved college – well to be truthful she loved the guys and the professors.

One of my professors hit on her until he found out she was only 18. But he still gave her a thrill.

During my test she visited a counselor and signed up for classes in January. She may change her mind because in January things will change. Lisa, the classmates and me will be at the hospital for the entire semester. We will be working with many different administrators and nurses. We’ll be writing many papers each month if not each week.

Liz is not sure if she wants to start college without us girls able to support her.

I pointed out that we would not be in any of her classes unless we had to take remedial classes.

Liz is trying to decide – I told her to talk to Mr. Nerd – maybe he’ll be staying close to home. He came by today after school but I was asleep by 4:30 – it’s that time of the month.

Cindy stopped by – she had been visiting Annie –with her latest ultrasound pictures. Debby saw her car go down the road so she came over and they shared notes.

Lisa is back on the bike today. After a long hot soak last night and ‘other’ activities she decided maybe the bike is not so bad. I last talked to her at about 3 pm and she said her butt had been numb for about four hours but they were going through the hills of Tenn so she was enjoying the scenery. She did say she may fly back and let Stubby ride back. I thought that was funny.

Pops was going to visit the local eatery but Captain was sleeping and I and the teens were at school so he was stuck here. He is still not allowed on solo trips. He remembered too late that Debby was available if he needed her. He decided the day sucked too much anyway (it rained or drizzled most of the day).

I did well on my test – gB and B got their first grades and both have straight As. Liz missed her report card since she was with me but she has a bet with gB and B that she has all As too. She seems awfully confident.

We made popcorn in the fireplace this afternoon when they got home from school. When B salted hers I tried some – I can not believe how much I miss salt. It is probably better that I forget about it.

Busy day tomorrow – have to go to the office after school - solo tomorrow. Liz has a chemistry test.

William and Jeni called to say they were eating lobster and steak with their fingers – they did not even need a fork for the steak it just fell apart. The fries were the size of carrots – and the ketchup was freshly made. It sounds like they are eating good.

They also informed us they were staying a few extra days. They are definitely having fun. Jeni said trying to make a baby was much different then fucking. I guess I’ll understand that when my time comes.

Well, got to get breakfast. Later.

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A Wonderful, Beautiful Day – Oct 13 2008 – 0045 by Dani

Tags -- Fall_'do', JeniAndWill, kids

I could use the same description for Saturday or Sunday and probably tomorrow – a wonderful and beautiful day. The weather was perfect which made the wedding perfect and the reception even better then the wedding.

The girls were all perfect thanks to the classmates and Red’s efforts and makeup expertise.

Davis and several of his employees provided anything needed – they ran errands, one of the computer nerds fixed and rigged extra video cameras, one filled in as a bartender, another acted as an usher when Jeni’s cousin was too drunk.

Cheese and his crew kept the grounds clean, the tubs full of ice and beer and made sure no one crashed the party.

G’s brother and his people served over three hundred people a perfect lunch and then gave us a five course gourmet dinner complete with the right three wines and two-part salad dressing that made your mouth come (according to Lisa).

BBs broke a heel on her shoes and Captain made her a new one, glued it and painted in within 10 minutes of walking the isle.

All the flowers opened right on schedule and the florist even came back early Saturday to decorate the boat, boathouse and tops decks properly. It was beautiful.

The country band could play just about anything requested including a polka and a ballad by Gary Moore - blues, jazz, rag time and even a song for gB that none of the rest of us knew or had ever heard. Pops even requested a Steve Miller tune and they did a respectable job.

Pops has already hired them for New Years, the April birthday party and the next Fall ‘do’.

Madam W asked if they knew an Ella Fitzgerald song. She played it on the piano – she is really good – and they practiced quietly for a few minutes but Madam W’s voice was not up for it. She attempted to teach it to B, who has a great voice but B would not do it in public.

Madam W told us to wait until the next time – she would get her ready.

So we had a perfect weekend – nothing went wrong – nothing. We even had a perfect moon each evening.

I hung out with the teens almost all weekend. I did not get drunk until late Saturday night after the teens went to bed.

Adam gave me several shots because he wanted ‘an easy girl’ that night. This easy girl got what she wanted – it was nice and hard and lasted long time.

I saw Liz and Adam talking before he left Sunday afternoon. All he will tell me is that I have a surprise coming. Liz had no idea what I was talking about.

The teens and I took William and Jeni to the airport for the honeymoon flight. They took a personal jet and will not tell anyone where they are going. His office has an emergency number IF his secretary thinks we need it.

On the way back B asked why they were going on a honeymoon when they definitely were not virgins. I left it to Liz to explain.

The wedding lasted all of thirty minutes and is exactly the way I want to be married. Cindy wished she had done it and Pops told her to pick a date – Moms had so much fun he was sure they would do it again.

Then Pops surprised Cindy and Denny – he asked them to live at the big house this winter since it looked like we were spending the entire winter at the cabin.

Cindy and Denny have been living in Annie’s old bedroom at the farm while waiting for Annie’s parents’ new house to be completed. But it had been delayed by the weather, then floods and now by the harvest and more then likely the economy.

Cindy and Denny were extremely happy to have a place of their own. Plus it meant they could have guests like Annie and Summer or me and the teens or whoever. Pops can be pretty smart at times.

Moms told them they would help decorate for Xmas – they have a special way to do it. No problem, Cindy would love that.

Now I know Cindy and Denny very seldom read this blog and if you do read this – STOP RIGHT NOW and go to a different story.

I overheard Pops and Denny and Cindy’s parents talking about renting or buying the big house.

I heard Pops tell them that if Denny would farm all the acreage and maintain the place plus let the family use it once in a while, he was sure they could work out a good sale or lease price for the house.

The only obstacle was Moms but they had been talking about remodeling the cabin. Pops is pretty sure we would be here year round.

So lots of changes possible in the near future. I did tell you that Cindy is pregnant? Everyone is excited.

Madam W surprised William and Jeni with an all expensed paid weekend in Hawaii. Jeni said it was too much. Madam W blew them off saying she had not had this much fun since she snuck out of her parents to get drunk and lost her cherry instead.

She said, “Why I would have paid thousands of dollars to be able to act with Blackmama that evening – best fucking time I ever had.”

Momtoo asked Blackmama to write a skit either about that night or make up something new. She wanted to surprise Madam W. Blackmama knew to come to the teens and they schemed all afternoon. I cannot wait.

So tomorrow is a holiday but most people have already returned home, Jeni’s immediate family is still here. It seems her father is changing careers and is opening a new territory for William’s company back home.

DenI is showing him the ropes here for the next two weeks. His family decided to stay with him.

So all is well in Dani’s World – that’s what the teens starting calling it after Madam W named it. I am the Princess of Dani World – Fire, G, Summer, Red, and Blackmama are my court dignitaries and the teens are my court.

We made Madam W the Court Jester. She accepted by telling a really dirty joke – it was perfect. Even gB got it and Liz had to ask gB a question – not really but she is a good actress too.

I don’t have anything else to say – I did just give a really big sigh of relief – it is perfect.

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Liz and Ghosts – Oct 9 2008 654 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Laughs, Liz

Liz screamed, jumped out of her chair and landed on her butt. She had to change her pants – she peed them.

It was so funny. Pops asked her to Google something when she came down from her shower. She was reading something on Wiki when the ‘program’ triggered.

It was so funny. Lisa, who knew it was coming, still shrieked when Liz screamed.

Captain got it on video. It was so funny. Now B and gB refuse to open their laptops.

Liz asked Pops where the program was and she has sent it to all my office girls.

I told you it was going to be a fun day.

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Sailor’s Daughter – Oct 7 2008 1430 by Dani

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On the way home to get the kids from school Liz asked how long Red and Kim had been fucking each other. I told her not long.

She asked if Jim had a big dick, was normal sized or pussy forbid, smaller then normal. I was relieved – she was not as experienced as I thought.

She mentioned that Mr. Nerd looked about the same size. I choked on my bottled water.

I let her talk – I could no longer act like her mama. She wondered how Summer and Annie had found each other – I asked how she knew – she asked if I could not tell Annie and Summer had just had sex. I laughed and asked how long she had known.

She told me B had warned her the first weekend on the boat. I wondered where B got her radar.

She asked if I thought Mr. Nerd would have a stroke if she screwed him. I asked her to slow down – four days ago she was sixteen and today she was talking about fucking her boyfriend.

After a few minutes she asked again. I laughed and asked if she was the mystery robed slut on the balcony. She said no, paused and said she was not a slut and did not really like robes.

I told her I gave up. She told me to watch the balcony tonight about 8 – maybe I would get my answers but make sure no one saw me.

Then some idiot almost ran her off the road - she called him names I have never heard then punched it to catch up to him. She smiled sweetly at him then almost put my door in his lap. He stopped beside the road. She apologized to me calling herself a sailor's daughter. She has the same temper as Stubby AND Lisa.

She said she had another problem to worry about – her boyfriend was only 17 – if she fucked him was she committing rape? She told me she would call the sheriff - I suggested the court house – she told me that place had already given her enough bad news for one week.

When B and gB got in the car I asked where gB’s boyfriend was. She said he was in detention for telling a teacher to kiss his ass. Liz asked which teacher and was surprised. gB said that B had tricked him – he thought he was telling B to fuck off.

I called a halt and said the f word was not appropriate for them period. They bitched a bit but settled down.

When we got home, Liz wanted ice cream so the girls setup the machines. They all have a different favorite flavor. Captain helped them mix everything and get the ice ready.

Pops wondered if we had any pie – Liz yelled at the teens and they were off to let Pops and Captain finish the ice cream.

That was their plan all along. Liz and the teens usually rode the 4-wheelers down to Lucy’s to pick up the pies Pops or Captain had ordered.

Today Pops started cussing as soon as he heard it. When he saw the tank head across the lawn he was cussing and digging for a phone. By the time he had dialed a number the tank had already crossed the first creek.

Pops hung up and told me to look at her go – she was a quick study. Captain wondered if she knew how to use the winch. Stubby said he had shown her many years ago how to winch barges together.

For those of you maybe not familiar – the tank is Pops 10 year old GMC 4x4 that has been heavily modified. Exhaust pipes welded shut and extending out of the fenders to above the cab.

Air intake borrowed from a cat that is also water proof and extends just as high as the exhaust.

The motor has been sealed against moisture and the floor boards have one way drains installed. The doors have two way seals and are supposedly water tight.

Any cloth in the interior has been removed to protect against mold and stink. I watched Stubby drive the tank into the river and completely submerge it except for the exhaust and air intake.

I found out later he had several tons of gravel in the bed – otherwise the tires would have let it float.

There are two paddles fastened to the roof of the cab inside – just in case the motor stalls.

Liz and the girls were back in less then ten minutes which Captain thinks is a record. The tank needs a good bath. Liz jumped the last creek – I usually slow down and drive through it – she jumped it and threw mud every where.

Stubby says he’ll go get a load of gravel to patch his road and give the tank a bath.

All Pops said was to ask permission the next time. Liz asked for permission for next time now so that she would not have to waste time.

Pops called and added her to his insurance policy as a stunt driver. He told the agent he was not kidding.

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Cindy’s Surprise – Oct 6 2008 by Dani

Tags -- kids

Saturday was this month’s birthday party for October babies.

After Liz’s surprise we didn’t think there was much else that could surprise us. Cindy and Denny were here and Pops offered her a beer to go with the weenies and she turned him down.

I’ve got to know Cindy fairly well since she got here and it was unheard of her to turn down ANY alcohol.

I looked at her and she shrugged her shoulders – I let out a little scream and gave her a big hug. Denny asked that we give others a chance to guess. I agreed.

Annie said something to her later about her top – it was cute – it was also new. When Annie’s offer of a beer was refused, Annie asked if she felt OK. Yep, feel fine this evening.

Annie was thoughtful for a moment but started talking to Pops. Pops leaned over later and asked how many weeks – she said eight.

She pulled us aside and told us she had been using a diaphragm except when she was with Denny. And for the last twelve weeks she had stayed away from just about everyone.

We told her we had not even thought about that but she figured others would and we could give a quick answer to confirm the father.

Pops thought it was a neat plan. I was so happy I could not stop grinning. Many people caught on that something was up but I just shrugged when they asked.

I got Denny aside and asked if he had told his parents yet. Nope, just as soon as Annie figures it out. I asked to be the one to call and tease – he agreed, if Annie did. I asked if I could give Annie a few hints. No, he wanted the first to be a total surprise.

When we came back out Annie commented to us both that Cindy was looking very good. She had the glow back that she had when she first met her. I wanted to smack her.

I had all but given up when gB asked Cindy why she was not drinking. Cindy said she couldn’t right now it was not good for her. gB asked if she was pregnant or something.

Annie spun around and squealed – she could not talk for several minutes she was so excited. When she finally settled down everyone gave congratulations.

William and Jeni were full of questions and when Jeni heard her birth control technique her eyes lit up. She confided in me that she and William were missing some of the other people.

I called Annie and Denny’s parents with the bad news. I told them I have very, very bad news. They were asleep and came right awake. I told them that nature and their kids had just turned them into old farts.

Annie’s dad told me to quit joking around and tell them why I had really called. I told them that nature and their kids had just turned them into old farts.

Annie’s Mom figured it out and asked if they were now going to be called Grandparents. I gave the phone to Denny and went for another beer and weenie.

What a great surprise.

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Birthday Month – Oct 2 2008 1640 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Laughs, Liz

October is another birthday month. Many of our birthdays are in April but a few are in October.

We are having a BIG birthday party for everyone this weekend. The next weekend is the wedding so this was the best choice.

Most notable is that little tramp Liz.

I’ll explain the little tramp bit in a moment.

A week to ten days ago Pops asked Liz to borrow her car. When she came home from school Pops told her he heard a noise so he took it to his friends at the Vette shop.

He told her they had to order the parts but it should be ready in a week or so.

This afternoon Pops and I picked them up at school but first we went to get Liz’s car.

Pops is an asshole. His guys installed a cam and headers and gave her chrome pipes down the side. It sounds so sweet. He also had them put in a Bose sound system that is unbelievable. I’ve already ordered one.

I drove her car to school and moved to the passenger’s seat. When the girls got in Liz talked to Mr. Nerd for a moment and started her car. She had missed the new pipes but the grin on her face was priceless.

When she heard the cam the grin became a big smile. When I handed her the stereo remote she stared. Finally speechless.

I know we left school just a little too fast and WAY too loud but it was great.

Her car sounds, looks and runs better then mine, the little tramp. Then she and B handed me $20. They said it was my share for suggesting the business plan.

I had no idea what they meant. Then it dawned on me and I started to switch the stereo off but gB was in the car and I was not going to bring her into this.

B has been relieved of in school suspension. She has aced every test and was helping so much that the janitor was sitting on his butt two hours of the day – he fired her and the principal convinced her mother that she had been punished enough at school.

When we got home I pulled Liz and B into the pool shower room. I crossed my arms and waited. Liz turned around and lifted her skirt. I had no choice but to laugh – she had on cutoff sweat pants and had written sucker across the butt.

B turned around and hers said $100 to pull them down. Then Liz handed me a handful of quarters. I pulled the front of her shirt out and some guys had gotten an eyeful of….fake boobs – she found them in our costume closet.

When B handed me her quarters I wondered because she had a turtleneck sweater on. She lifted it to display a skeleton t-shirt with painted on boobs.

I was getting ready to leave and spread the joke when B handed me a $50 bill. I stared at it then made a circle with my finger. She turned around bent over, pulled her skirt up and sweats down.

Her youthful bare ass in a thong was on display. She stepped out of her sweats and started to leave but told me it was the easier $100 she ever made – Liz said the guy got a real nice stiffy – I started to ask how she knew but covered my ears.

They both left and I did not know what to do. Then Liz came back and snatched the $50 bill form me – it’s mine she said. I must have looked confused – she told me she let B borrow it just so they could see my face and she laughed all the way out.

Little tramp.

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This School Stuff Sucks – Oct 2 2008 0650 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, kids, Liz

I had forgotten how badly the rigorous schedule of school and studying sucks.

I had to get up at 1 am to make sure I got a paper done that was due today. I spent the last two days screwing around thinking I had plenty of time but October got here before I was ready.

It is hard for me to write under a deadline but I found a way that was both efficient and enjoyable.

Liz came down after I dropped my coffee – sorry Captain – hated to waste that coffee but I needed to pick a new mug anyway.

Captain always gets the coffee pots (yes we have two – decaf for the old guys) ready to go in the evening – all we have to do is turn them on.

Anyway, Liz came down and hugged me from the back and said it felt good down here with the fire and smell of coffee – she took a sip of mine and started reading over my shoulder then asked why I typed the first sentence that way.

She told me what is sounded like so I changed it. She told me to keep writing and went for a cup of coffee. I told her to go back to bed but she fell asleep right after supper last night as I did and was wide awake.

I wrote, she critiqued and kept our coffee cups filled and heated some muffins.

By three I was done. I decided to start another paper due next Tuesday and she critiqued it. It went so smooth and after a bit I figured her out and the last two or three pages she never said a word. Less then an hour. I was surprised and pleased.

It was some of the best school writing I have ever done. It was hard but very rewarding.

I must say I am very happy to be back to posting – I don’t think while posting here (shut up you guys) I just write.

Liz settled down with the fortieth rewrite of her paper. The girl loves to write. I asked if she kept a journal or diary – she would not tell me in case I went looking for it which is exactly what I will do now.

B got here around 5 glad to see we were up. She and Liz talked about school stuff then asked me about all the people at the office.

She said her punishment is not so bad since she can at least talk in the morning. She told us she can not believe how a cute guy with a good body can make her so dumb in seconds.

Liz and I both agreed we have suffered the same fate. Liz asked if they kissed and B actually blushed then said, “A lot more then kiss” then glanced at me. I stayed cool.

Liz wanted details. B looked at me and I told her she could say now or later when we were alone and I tortured her. She moved closer to us and said that if the boy kissed good, she let him touch her boobs. Liz agreed.

If he was a really good kisser he could massage them. Liz asked what it took to play with her butt. B looked around and said that if he was good at massaging her boobs, she would never notice him rubbing her butt. Liz agreed again.

At this point momahood took over and…..

I asked what it took to get in her panties – Liz said a very big stiffy. B giggled and said no one had tried yet – one guy rubbed between her legs but she made him stop when he neglected her boobs and she got so wet she was afraid he could feel it.

I told them both that if I caught any guy touching them between the legs before they were eighteen their balls would be detached.

B asked how old I was the first time a guy saw my V-jay. I told her this was not about me – a mistake – they both reminded me of our policy. I told them the first time a guy saw me I was 13 or 14.

Liz started to ask another question but I told them no more discussion – I’m glad we have that rule too.

I thought of something else but was almost afraid to bring it up. I got brave. I asked if they had ever sent a picture of themselves to a guy to tease them.

They both admitted of pictures in bras and panties. B said she sent someone a picture up her dress when she didn’t have panties on. She said he could not see anything.

Liz said a boy kept sending pictures of his stiffy to her – but it was so small she had to use a magnifier to see it. They both giggled and I kept my mouth shut.

I think both girls figured out I was mad but in reality I felt I could not comment since I use to show guys my bare boobs for a quarter and my panties for a dollar.

Then Liz told me that everyone was doing it, some girls sent nudes and some girls would give it up to any guy.

She knew one girl that would take care of your boyfriend – no kisses or romance – and he had to use a condom. She even left her top on.

She and B were not sluts and would never do that. I smiled and told them I knew that – I was just thinking about how different it was in their day compared to mine.

Of course B wanted more so I told them that we let guys see our boobs for a quarter. Panties were a $1. Liz asked who we were. I told her and suggested they ask them.

What have I done?

When we were in the bathroom Liz told B there was one question I had not asked. I did not take the bait. Liz said she had held one guy while he ejaculated. B said she had touched one through his pants while he got off.

I held my tongue. Liz winked at me and I tried not to laugh but I could not help it.

Then it was as if Momtoo was talking to me – better I discuss this stuff then let them learn by doing. Momahood had returned.

But I chickened out today – I am already so horny I would fuck a doorknob – that’s what Annie use to say – and one night I watched her try. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

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Fall Is Finally Here – Oct 1 2008 505 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, Debby, kids, Liz, Stubby

Fall is here – it is 45 degrees here – stars are beautiful – no moon –I am in front of the fireplace drinking my hot toddy sans the whiskey.

Lisa and I reluctantly agreed with the classmates that it was probably not a good idea to go to class with whiskey breath. Plus they say the long term health benefits of tea totaling (pun intended) are worth it.

My brain disagrees – tea tastes like crap without the whiskey. We both switched to Captain’s wonderful coffee for the second cup.

B is already here – her mother told her she had conversation privileges in the morning but once at school she was restricted.

She told Pops she missed talking so she got up early and left her Mom a note. She has kept up a constant banter with Pops and Captain since she arrived.

We heard Liz moving around but we think she is sick today – she yelled at the Captain that his dessert was too damn rich last night. None of us agree with that.

Stubby came down early because Liz’s bitching woke him up.

Moms proposed project next semester for us girls was approved by our school counselors and her company – we are so excited.

Captain and Liz beat Stubby at chess last night. Stubby was up late replaying the game trying to figure out where they outsmarted him.

Debby had a wonderful day yesterday. She said lunch was wonderful and the practical joke made her feel right at home. Davis’s chair really sucks she said – Davis said he found a chair the leaned forward and to the right and had sticky arms.

Debby refused to even try it. Davis returned after his afternoon break to find Debby having a meeting in his office – she was seated behind his desk and was making a point for reducing executive office sizes to save energy.

It took Davis almost five minutes to realize he was being pranked.

So plenty of laughs little of any thing else. Later.

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Red’s Dilemma – Sep 30 2008 703 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Laughs, Red_Update

On school days Red’s kids come over around 6 am to have breakfast and get ready for school with Liz.

Pops usually teases them or quizzes them on their school work.

This morning the mood was depressed. Liz and gB felt bad discussing anything since B could not participate. Pops tried to cheer them up but it did not work.

I started to plan a trip to Grannie’s in my head but stopped when I realized B could not come with us.

Then Red showed up and I could tell she had been crying. Lisa and I were getting ready to leave but I hated leaving Red in her condition – we could all tell she was near a breaking point.

Pops pulled me aside and said he would email or text me about her – he would handle it.

Half way to school Pops texted that Red felt she was being too harsh even though she knows she MUST get B’s attention.

Pops asked for suggestions – I read Lisa the message and we were both silent for a couple of miles. Lisa suggested giving B conversation privileges the two hours during breakfast and getting ready for school.

I texted Pops and he responded a few minutes later with several smiles and the note Red LIKES.

Superwoman gave her presentation this morning in our first class and dropped a chart she made – her response was FUCK! Her audience’s response was total agreement.

Our professor laughed with us then asked Lisa if that was her personal opinion or a group opinion.

He should have known what was coming when the entire group yelled fuck at Lisa’s urging.

It was great and broke the ice and relaxed everyone for their presentations.

At the end of class the professor warned us that he might offend some of us but he wanted to know if we all thought a good and he pointed at Lisa who said ‘fuck’ after which the prof said ‘was the best way to start the day.’

As we all laughed leaving class, several of the students gave him a high five or a pat on the back.

As Lisa left she asked him if it was as good for him as it had been for her. He had to sit down to laugh.

Not to be outdone I sat on his lap, squirmed a little and suggested the next time he brings the whips and chains.

He was in tears when we left.

So it has been a good morning so far. Just as I typed that Red texted Lisa thanks with a promise of great head.

Lisa wanted to go tell the prof but we vetoed her.

And a few minutes later, Pops texted a thx message too but it was signed B. Pops had to have let her use his phone. More To Read...

B and Her Mistake – Sep 29 2008 1730 by Dani

Tags -- kids

B decided she wanted more drama in her life. Her mother’s rule was that she not date anyone older then her until her new boyfriend had been vetted.

But B decided she did not need to follow the rules and went with a senior to lunch – in his car.

B forgot two things or chose to ignore them. First, she cannot leave campus for lunch unless she is going home. Second, all student cars are supposed to be parked in the school lot and once parked cannot be moved until school dismisses or with special permission of the principal or security office.

B’s new friend parked his car at his grandmother’s house less then a block from school. They walked to his car then went to a drive-in for lunch.

Someone at the restaurant recognized B and inquired at the school office.

When Red was called she asked that B be placed in school detention until she could leave work and handle the situation. Effectively B was suspended from all activities until next Monday.

When Red got there she got the punishment changed to ‘janitor’s helper duties”. Red invented the title. B must be at school no later then 6 am – and help get the school ready for classes.

At 10 am she goes to detention where she must read her texts and take tests. If she fails to get an A on the test another day of punishment is added.

At noon she is allowed to eat lunch with the teachers then back to detention until 3 when she helps the janitor clean the school.

At five someone from the approved list can pick her up and deposit her at Pop’s school room. She eats supper at 6 pm alone and then is restricted to the school room where she studies until 9 pm when she must go directly to her room here or at home and to bed.

No TV, no phone, no music, no conversation except with the adults who might give her tutorage. No conversation with said adults except school work.

If she breaks any of the rules, even minor until her suspension is lifted, her at home suspension will continue for another two weeks.

Each infraction, no matter how minor results in a two week extension.

WOW is all I can say. Red says she MUST get her daughter’s attention.

She already called the boy’s parents. The boy was forced to drive his car to Red’s and park it. All sets of keys were locked in a locked box which was placed into the trunk. The keys to the lock box were dropped into the river by the boy.

When his birthday comes around in December, if he has made enough money he can have a locksmith get the trunk open and open the lock box.

His father told him in front of Red and B that any infraction of school or home rules will result in his car being sunk at the local lime quarry pit.

Then the father made him walk the seven miles home.

I feel sorry for the boy – B suggested the lunch road trip. At first the boy refused but B used her charms. B fully admits this.

Red talked to the father later to make sure he understood the facts. The father said that his son would never let another woman charm him into trouble – at least he hoped.

So far B had not cried but when she asked Pops about the White Sox’s game he admonished her and said it was the only break she was getting from him.

She welled up with tears but was able to hold them back. I helped her with biology and I asked how she was doing. She wrote she was not allowed to discuss ANYTHING personal. I wanted to hug her but I must be strong.

I did get some ice cream for a snack and made it look like I only had one bowl but once I closed the door I separated the bowls and we shared the ice cream.

The smile was worth it and if you asshole adults are reading this, give us this one little break please OR I will help her break all the rules.

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Friday Update – Sep 26 2008 755 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, kids, LisaUpdate

I am supposed to pass along a message to Pops: Lisa says go fuck yourself, SIR.

Pops hates being called sir – we have already alerted everyone to call him sir all weekend and Moms will send him several emails and messages with sir.

Might be another war starting. Not much to report – I went to sleep at 4:30 yesterday afternoon and Lisa woke me just in time for the trip to school.

I almost fell asleep in our first class. Cg1 kept kicking my chair to keep me awake.

The teens and Lisa went sailboat fishing with Stubby and Cheese. I mean it – they went fishing FOR a sailboat. Cheese was contracted to recover a sailboat that floated away doing the floods.

It was up a creek (just like the saying) but Cheese’s tugs needed deeper water so he borrowed Stubby’s small tug.

Liz decided to produce a documentary for a school project. B, gB and Liz all had video cameras and Stubby helped them setup three portable with web cams to get the whole picture.

I saw some of the footage – the girls are good – but I do not know how they will turn a five minute event into a half hour documentary.

Stubby suggested they show how they setup to film the documentary and Red suggested they show how they edited the final product.

Pops can’t wait to see the finished product.

We had a quiz just now – we all got perfect scores – see, we ARE studying – and the teacher let us put early.

Lisa just got back from a coffee run and is pissed again. The counter person this time was at least 60 – called her Ma’am six times.

I told her, “You just never noticed before, Ma’am.”

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Where Is Fall? – Sep 24 2008 725 by Dani

Tags -- kids

Where the hell is fall? It was so hot yesterday afternoon I loaded up all who wanted and we went into Annie’s to swim.

It felt so good swimming but even better to sunbath afterwards on the roof. Liz says she wants to move in with Annie. Annie asked if she was a good housekeeper and if she minded cleaning the bathrooms. Liz got it quickly and decided to ask Pops if he she could move into his space.

He asked if she was a good housekeeper. She just can’t win.

Last evening, the teens were in their classroom studying, Mr. Nerd was visiting and gB’s boyfriend was also here. B is mad at all dicks (her words) so she was doing history flash cards with Pops.

I asked gB’s boyfriend to help me with something. When we got outside I asked if he liked his balls. He looked at me with a giant look of surprise.

I asked him again if he liked his balls. He played it cool and asked what balls and I told him the ones hanging in his pants.

He said yes. I told him that if I ever heard of him touching gB in a sexual manner, he would be wearing them around his dick on a chain.

I asked if he understood. He said yes and I waved him away.

I went to bed and was sleeping soundly. About 830 pm, gB came in and flopped on my bed waking me. She asked for Adam’s phone number. I handed her my phone and she hit the buttons.

After a short pause she asked if he liked his balls. I tried to grab the phone but she was too fast. She told him that if she ever saw him at the cabin again, he would be wearing his balls around his neck and she would tell me the story of him trying to touch her boobs and ass.

She threw my phone at me and stalked out. I threw on a robe and went looking for her but she was gone.

B asked what happened and after a quick explanation she tried to call her – her message said whoever was calling would probably find her body at the morgue.

What a drama queen. B went looking for her and Pops put her phone on auto dial in case she had not turned it off or put it on vibrate.

We called Red to warn her. She had not seen her but would let us know if she came home. She told us she can be very dramatic so don’t worry. When she gets cold or hungry she’ll come back good as new.

B came back but had no luck – then she called gB’s boyfriend She asked where gB was. She smiled to let us know all was well then she used her stern voice to tell him if she was not home in ten minutes, he’d never see his balls again – the poor kid – his balls must have retreated deep into his body.

Pops asked me to go back to bed – he would handle it. I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.

This morning I found two messages in Email – Pops saying gB just learned what all guys are after and an apology from gB.

It turns out gB’s boyfriend broke up with her because they could no longer fool around – I would kill him if they did.

GB asked if it really made that much difference and when he said that was one of the reason he even saw her – she liked doing that.

I guess she called him a name and hung on him. Then she wrote me an apology and went home. Red called Pops later and said she had been crying for hours – everything was fine.

I’m sorry I broke her heart and I’m sorry some of you will think me hypocritical considering my teen years but the difference is I was not fooling around at 12.

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Goodbye Summer – Sep 22 2008 0701 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Liz, PopsUpdate

Goodbye Summer – not Annie’s Summer but the season summer – the only problem is that summer is not over. Still hot here.

Pops is not a happy camper – Liz asked Moms about being bisexual. Pops was pissed and wanted to know which of us idiots had told Liz their secret.

B and gB were sitting on a couch in the great room and could not be seen.

B stood up saying, “I’d be that idiot.” Pops was absolutely surprised. He hugged her and told her she was not an idiot. gB told him he was wrong, she was too an idiot.

Pops lightly smacked her head and gB pretended to cry. Pops took B outside and they had a long talk. I went out after a few minutes and whispered into Pops ear that B also knew about Davis and the classmates.

Pops did not look pleased. Then Liz came down from her room and she was very concerned that Pops was displeased with B.

I tried to stop her but she went out and before long they were all laughing.

When they came in, Pops said sometimes the truth is the best medicine. When the classmates argued that she should make her own decisions about sexuality, Pops told them not to worry. Neither of the girls have ANY inclination to kiss women on the lips or any other part of their body.

They just do not understand why Moms did not love Pops. It took Pops about 10 seconds to let them know they both did love him and instead of one of them giving him up forever they decided to share him.

He told them the classmates felt the same way about Davis.

He asked if they ever wanted two different boyfriends. Of course B understood that immediately but Liz was perfectly happy with Mr. Nerd.

He let the girls discuss the virtues of two boys/girlfriends and the moral and legal issues.

He also told them what he always told Moms. We did not learn what that was until the girls were watching TV and Moms offered popcorn – the girls looked at them and in unison told them they were fucking nuts.

That’s exactly what Pops tells them just about every day. Moms told them to change fucking to freaking then offered popcorn again.

They all hugged and peace has returned. gB missed out on the fun, she was with her long time boyfriend at a nature walk.

When she got back her mother went nuts. It seems gB and her boy ‘got lost’ so they used the time to ‘practice kissing”.

Heh, heh. gB has a beautiful hickie on her neck. Her mother was furious with her. Punishment has not yet been decided but gB figures she will not like it.

She whispered to me later that he and she really likes her new training bra. I raised my eyebrows and she told me it feels much better when she can ‘feel’ him touching them.

I’m going to have to put a stop to that. Damn, becoming a mother again.

And on that note Mom is probably telling me to pay attention. I am glad I have three others I can steal notes from. More To Read...

Pops In Trouble – Sep 21 2008 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Liz

Pops, Will and their party got home about 5 am. They were starting to sober up and most definitely tired. Will and Davis headed for bed alone.

The classmates and Jeni were trying not to laugh but all the guys were funny.

Liz was rewriting her term paper for the thirtieth (is that a word?) time and was giving them crap.

Pops grabbed Mom’s ass in one hand and Momtoo’s ass in the other and picked them up over his shoulders. He used to do this all the time but this was the first time in many years.

He told them to get ready, they would be walking funny and would not crap right for a month.

I laughed, Lisa swore, the classmates pretended to be jealous, Annie told him to behave, Cindy told him to use lube, Summer and Red started to follow them and Liz immediately looked at me and asked if he was going to hurt them.

Momtoo told her they would be fine – he likes to do this when he is drunk. Liz said he was not drunk the last time they came home from the airport and he tried to carry them into his room.

Mom told her everything would be fine. Liz asked Pops where her father was. Pops thought about it and said he did not know.

Liz started for the front door but we heard the garage door slam - DenI, Adam, Henry, the Banker, Jim (our contractor), Denny, Captain and Stubby all stumbled in.

I have to admit, they looked like hell – Adam took one look at me and told me our date for tonight was off – asshole – and Jim asked someone to call Red’s and convey a message to Kim – he was dying at Pops – bury him in a Cubs uniform.

He walked to a couch in the great room and I think he was snoring before he hit the laid out position.

Stubby looked at Lisa and called her beautiful – he hugged Liz and told her to never start drinking then he headed for the stairs.

Lisa was a little pissed until Captain told her he had not drank any alcohol – he had babysat them all day and night.

Lisa excused herself to follow him and Liz asked that she leave him enough strength to get her to her friends. Lisa said she would do it – Liz asked if she could drive the boat up to the next town.

Lisa stopped and asked what she meant and Captain filled her in.

So Lisa came back down and set at her computer. Liz apologized and Lisa told her not to worry. She could thank him later.

Then the classmates and I went out to the deck to finish our coffee and wait on our bacon.

Have you ever grilled bacon? Then used it to top breakfast casserole: eggs, hash browns, green onions, green peppers, onions, a couple of minced jalapenos, Colby Jack cheese all baked in the grill with indirect heat.

You’ll give up sex.

Anyway, the classmates had never had it so it was my treat – Liz came out and asked about Pops and Moms again.

Cg2 told her he was just having fun and Liz asked, “Sexual?”

Cg2 looked at me and Cg1 tried not to smile. I sighed and Liz reminded me we had no secrets and could ask anything.

I stood up, moved real close and stared directly into her eyes. She did not flinch one iota – damn.

I asked if she was the mystery robed slut from last SUnday. Our rules say that if we do not want to answer or do not want to admit something we can keep our silence.

The question will still not be answered but the question is out there for later discussion.

When Liz had been here about three weeks, the teens (LIZ, B, and gB) and I were getting ready for school.

B asked Liz if she was still a virgin. Liz said nothing – b and gB were new to the rules so I explained them.

B sounded disappointed but then Liz pulled something out of her makeup bag, flipped it open and took a little pill.

gB asked how long she had been on birth control – Liz said one year – ever since one of her mother’s friends tried to rape her.

I decided I did not need to be there for that - maybe B and gB might learn something.

As I was leaving I heard Liz say she was not a virgin but should not be in a big hurry. That’s the last thing I heard as I walked out of range.

The teens were reserved on the trip to school and when I went out to the deck after school to offer cookie and juice/milk they abruptly stopped talking when they saw me and they looked even sadder.

I asked and B said they were still discussing the morning’s topic. I took their cookie and juice/milk orders and delivered it then let them be.

Liz commented that it took a very bright person to know when to butt out. She promised me she would tell me what they discussed in the near future.

Back to this morning – Liz did not flinch. B walked out of the house looking for Liz – the teens were supposed to go horseback riding but Liz forgot.

B immediately asked Liz what was wrong. Liz told her that Pops was acting strange towards Moms. B asked how and Liz explained briefly. B asked Liz if she knew about Moms and the classmates - they were bisexual.

I asked B how she knew – she said it was easy. Just like the cgs and Davis were a couple, so were Moms and Pops.

Liz’s mouth was hanging open and when she looked at the cgs, they nodded in agreement.

Liz looked at me and I did not move. Then she smiled and laughed and said, “You lucky fucks” then clamped her hand over her mouth.

We all laughed and Liz told B she could not go horseback riding right now. She turned back to Cg1 and asked if Davis ever did them both at the same time.

I jumped up and pointed into the house and said, "Private time Liz." She started to defy me and I pointed and said her name again. She knew I had just got pissed.

We had a nice conversation about privacy. The classmates came in and told her they would love to discuss this with her but they did not want to influence her in any way.

Liz asked if she could ask one question and only one question. They said sure. They should have run. Liz asked what they stuck in each other when they made love. They both blushed and I left – they were on their own.

When Liz came out she asked me if I ever did that. I told her the truth but I really did not know what she meant but I figured I had probably done it. She grimaced and pushed away from me.

When Moms came down Momtoo asked her if she was ok. Liz whispered something to her and Momtoo thought for a moment before answering.

Liz shook her head side to side and said she was going riding and was running out the door before we could respond.

I asked the classmates and Momtoo what she had asked. Momtoo said she wondered if Mom ever used her tongue on her.

Cg1 said she asked them how many fingers we used on each other and if they had ever used them ‘all’.

I just about died - my heart is pumping hard again as I type this.

I do not know how to approach Liz – Moms say to let it lie – classmates say maybe I should ask her for any questions. Lisa just laughs and tells me good fucking luck.

I just found this on my computer – I never sent it to the blog – better late then never. And for the record - this is all Pops fault.
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