Dani and Lisas Stories: A Wonderful, Beautiful Day – Oct 13 2008

Tags -- Fall_'do', JeniAndWill, kids

I could use the same description for Saturday or Sunday and probably tomorrow – a wonderful and beautiful day. The weather was perfect which made the wedding perfect and the reception even better then the wedding.

The girls were all perfect thanks to the classmates and Red’s efforts and makeup expertise.

Davis and several of his employees provided anything needed – they ran errands, one of the computer nerds fixed and rigged extra video cameras, one filled in as a bartender, another acted as an usher when Jeni’s cousin was too drunk.

Cheese and his crew kept the grounds clean, the tubs full of ice and beer and made sure no one crashed the party.

G’s brother and his people served over three hundred people a perfect lunch and then gave us a five course gourmet dinner complete with the right three wines and two-part salad dressing that made your mouth come (according to Lisa).

BBs broke a heel on her shoes and Captain made her a new one, glued it and painted in within 10 minutes of walking the isle.

All the flowers opened right on schedule and the florist even came back early Saturday to decorate the boat, boathouse and tops decks properly. It was beautiful.

The country band could play just about anything requested including a polka and a ballad by Gary Moore - blues, jazz, rag time and even a song for gB that none of the rest of us knew or had ever heard. Pops even requested a Steve Miller tune and they did a respectable job.

Pops has already hired them for New Years, the April birthday party and the next Fall ‘do’.

Madam W asked if they knew an Ella Fitzgerald song. She played it on the piano – she is really good – and they practiced quietly for a few minutes but Madam W’s voice was not up for it. She attempted to teach it to B, who has a great voice but B would not do it in public.

Madam W told us to wait until the next time – she would get her ready.

So we had a perfect weekend – nothing went wrong – nothing. We even had a perfect moon each evening.

I hung out with the teens almost all weekend. I did not get drunk until late Saturday night after the teens went to bed.

Adam gave me several shots because he wanted ‘an easy girl’ that night. This easy girl got what she wanted – it was nice and hard and lasted long time.

I saw Liz and Adam talking before he left Sunday afternoon. All he will tell me is that I have a surprise coming. Liz had no idea what I was talking about.

The teens and I took William and Jeni to the airport for the honeymoon flight. They took a personal jet and will not tell anyone where they are going. His office has an emergency number IF his secretary thinks we need it.

On the way back B asked why they were going on a honeymoon when they definitely were not virgins. I left it to Liz to explain.

The wedding lasted all of thirty minutes and is exactly the way I want to be married. Cindy wished she had done it and Pops told her to pick a date – Moms had so much fun he was sure they would do it again.

Then Pops surprised Cindy and Denny – he asked them to live at the big house this winter since it looked like we were spending the entire winter at the cabin.

Cindy and Denny have been living in Annie’s old bedroom at the farm while waiting for Annie’s parents’ new house to be completed. But it had been delayed by the weather, then floods and now by the harvest and more then likely the economy.

Cindy and Denny were extremely happy to have a place of their own. Plus it meant they could have guests like Annie and Summer or me and the teens or whoever. Pops can be pretty smart at times.

Moms told them they would help decorate for Xmas – they have a special way to do it. No problem, Cindy would love that.

Now I know Cindy and Denny very seldom read this blog and if you do read this – STOP RIGHT NOW and go to a different story.

I overheard Pops and Denny and Cindy’s parents talking about renting or buying the big house.

I heard Pops tell them that if Denny would farm all the acreage and maintain the place plus let the family use it once in a while, he was sure they could work out a good sale or lease price for the house.

The only obstacle was Moms but they had been talking about remodeling the cabin. Pops is pretty sure we would be here year round.

So lots of changes possible in the near future. I did tell you that Cindy is pregnant? Everyone is excited.

Madam W surprised William and Jeni with an all expensed paid weekend in Hawaii. Jeni said it was too much. Madam W blew them off saying she had not had this much fun since she snuck out of her parents to get drunk and lost her cherry instead.

She said, “Why I would have paid thousands of dollars to be able to act with Blackmama that evening – best fucking time I ever had.”

Momtoo asked Blackmama to write a skit either about that night or make up something new. She wanted to surprise Madam W. Blackmama knew to come to the teens and they schemed all afternoon. I cannot wait.

So tomorrow is a holiday but most people have already returned home, Jeni’s immediate family is still here. It seems her father is changing careers and is opening a new territory for William’s company back home.

DenI is showing him the ropes here for the next two weeks. His family decided to stay with him.

So all is well in Dani’s World – that’s what the teens starting calling it after Madam W named it. I am the Princess of Dani World – Fire, G, Summer, Red, and Blackmama are my court dignitaries and the teens are my court.

We made Madam W the Court Jester. She accepted by telling a really dirty joke – it was perfect. Even gB got it and Liz had to ask gB a question – not really but she is a good actress too.

I don’t have anything else to say – I did just give a really big sigh of relief – it is perfect.