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Posts for Saturday, December 6, 2008 (archive)
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Liz Is A Good Girl – Dec 6 2008 by Pops
Posted at 10:40 AMI have several people wanting to know how Liz’s party turned out.
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I am happy to say it was a great success but for a while I thought we had been wrong to trust her.
I installed a couple of extra cameras this afternoon to ‘keep an eye’ on things. When Liz got home from school she spent a significant amount of time on the computer.
She printed out several packets of paper but I could not get a look at them.
She took everything with her when she went upstairs to get ready. She came down dressed conservatively but sexy, if you understand what I mean.
Dani came home long enough to eat and she joined the welcoming committee with Captain to meet all her friends. I was busy with Fish – B and gB were invited but were supposed to be baby sitting. Good old Gram Pops took over.
Dani told us old farts, Captain, Stubby and me to not worry – she was sure they had plenty of condoms and on that note she left without telling us where she was going.
I logged into my computer and tried to bring the cameras up BUT they would not accept my password. Ms Liz had changed the passwords. I could not say anything because then she would know we had tried to spy on her.
Captain went up to collect empty plates and check on refreshments. He reported they were in groups talking quietly listening to music.
Stubby was getting antsy, Captain knew something was up but could not figure it out and then Dani came back with a surprise.
Moms and Lisa. They had lied to me about their flights home. Lisa went straight to the ballroom while Mom showed us pictures of her trip. Momtoo was extremely tired and told us to wake her when the orgy started.
None of us were amused. Then we saw everyone leaving the party. It was barely 10 o’clock.
Liz came in to give Mom a hug then asked her and Lisa several questions. She said she was tired and going to bed. She was gone in seconds.
A few minutes later I got a text message to look at camera 45 – and she gave me the new password.
I checked my two cameras but she had taken them offline. I pulled up #45 and we learned that her group of friends had discussed how to provide a Christmas dinner and presents to the local nursing home.
One group made plans to decorate the home and another was figuring out how many hams they needed and what the other side dishes should be.
Mom is still laughing. Dani said she already knew and laughed as she went upstairs.
Captain and Stubby do not know if they should be proud or mad at the deception. I myself am figuring out how to prevent her from taking over my cameras again. I am also embarrassed that she fooled us all. She is getting too good at that.
Lisa checked my vitals and pronounced me alive. Stubby brought us all a stiff drink with backups.
Lisa sat and told Mom from now on the plane trip MUST be split into two legs with at least 18 hours in a hotel between the legs. Stubby told her she would never last 18 hours with someone between her legs.
She dared him to try and the last we saw of them was him chasing her up the stairs.
Mom and I discussed our annual Christmas trip. Last year her and Momtoo stayed an extra three weeks. That’s when this blog got started.
Damnation, we’ve been doing this for almost a year.
And then Mom did something she has never done before after returning from a long trip. She fell asleep before we made it to bed. When I tried to wake her she pushed me away. Never happened before.
When Fish woke screaming she was awake and had him comforted before I could move.
She carried him upstairs and told me not to wake her.
Today she tried to wake me up and I told her to let me sleep. When I came down for breakfast I called her Grandma. She just smiled and fed Fish more cereal.
Dani called me Grand Pops when I sat down at my computer. When the teens showed up they were all calling me Grand Pops.
Liz asked me what it was like being celibate. Mom was just coming into the room and laughed and laughed.
The teens bundled Fish up for the trip home and one of them said loudly but slowly, as if I was old and deaf, they would stay away for at least an hour if I wanted to try for Mom again.
Mom laughed and said she was tired and needed a nap. I am not sure what the game is but I figure I can play it longer than she can.
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Posts for Friday, December 5, 2008 (archive)
Dec 4 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:19 AMOnly 23 hours before my partner and nurse are due home. Lisa says jet lag really sucks and the eighteen hours on planes is a close second.
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She texted me that she really missed an Internet connection and could not wait to get back. When I told her she had over 500 messages waiting in her mailbag she txt something that sounds like Yuck. Heh!
Liz came down this morning wanting to know if she could have a party Friday. I asked for how many and she said about twenty. When I asked who she said people from school. I asked for a list and she said she was not sure who they were.
She was not happy when I told her I wanted to know exactly how many and exactly who they were. Then she asked if she could rent a room or suite at the hotel – I told her to call. When they asked her what for they said that all people would be carded at the door by a security guard and they all had to be over 21.
She was not happy at all when she plodded back upstairs to shower. She ran into Dani who told her she could use the conference room on the fourth floor of the building downtown but Liz was not sure how many of the kids would be able to go downtown.
She went upstairs and I could see the dejection in her posture.
Captain came out to get breakfast orders. He is gaining weight because he has been making a little of everything to cover all the bases but he ends up eating most the leftovers the rest of the day.
By taking orders he hopes to reduce the amount of food he fixes plus reduce his intake (and even though he did not say it I am sure he wishes to reduce my expense).
Liz came slogging down the stairs and Captain asked for her order then an explanation why she looked like she had lost her best friend.
She said she wanted to have a party but nobody was helping. He immediately offered to help and I told him to ask her who was coming. When he heard he told her he would need to know how many AND have permission slips from each of their parents with emergency contact numbers.
Liz wondered why and before I could answer Captain told her if they were under 21 he would be responsible for them while at the party.
She asked where and he told her the ball room in the boat house. I had forgotten it was even there.
She asked me and I told her that was Captain’s domain – deal with him. She followed him into the kitchen and they talked while she helped him get breakfast cooked.
Then she made up a permission form on her computer with his help and I reviewed it.
Liz was on cloud nine and could not wait to get to school. Captain asked if she wanted supper or just snacks and what to drink. When she started listing hard liquors Captain just stared at her until she saw and laughed telling him she was just teasing.
If anyone came with any alcohol she would personally kick their ass. Captain smiled and asked about decorations. None she said – just some way to listen to music.
As she was putting on her coat and starting out the door Dani asked what the party was for. Liz said an orgy and closed the door behind her.
Captain brought glass cleaner and paper towels so that Dani I could clean the coffee and orange juice we had spewed onto our screens and keyboards.
Captain asked if we thought she was joking and Dani said probably not. Captain got a strange look on his face and I told him we had better install some hidden cameras. Dani told us to use the infrared mode to make sure we didn’t miss anything. She was sure there would be enough heat from twenty or so teenagers in a darken room without supervision.
Captain swore and wondered what he got himself into. He was also going to call Stubby to get his take on it. Dani asked him to trust Liz this one time. If she broke that trust then he could talk to Stubby. He didn’t answer as he went back to the kitchen.
So we are having a party tomorrow night. Please hurry home Mom and Lisa –we might need your help.
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Posts for Thursday, December 4, 2008 (archive)
My Bad – Dec 4 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:57 AMLast evening Dani had guests plus one.
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She had not seen Adam romantically (if that is what you call it) for over three weeks.
Adam, Bruce, and Erin came out, they got drinks and were talking at the bar. Dani asked Erin how Fire was doing and Erin commented that Fire was afraid of fraternizing with the boss. Dani and I laughed at that and she dialed Fire’s number.
When Fire answered, Dani gave her lots of static then told her the next time make sure she came out with Erin – she could do two at once – we all heard the front door open and I started laughing.
Fire came in and hugged Dani. She had waited in the car until Erin talked to Dani just in case there was a problem.
After a few drinks they retired to Dani’s room.
About ten minutes later Liz came down looking like she had just woke up. She told me she needed to talk to Dani – did I think she would be mad if she woke her up.
My mind was racing trying to come up with an explanation that Liz would take at face value.
I said Adam was visiting. Liz said it sounded like here was more than one person. I didn’t have an answer but I was trying hard to find one.
She walked over, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said she knew what an orgy was – her Mom would bring home three or four guys and send Liz to a friends for the night.
Liz wondered why she had to leave every time so one night she doubled back and watched her Mom and all the guys have an orgy.
Liz asked who was here and I listed them off. Liz wondered what the extra girl did then she clamped her hand over her mouth and started laughing.
I asked her what was so funny and she said now she knew what the classmates were talking about and she giggled some more. I decided I did not want to know any more. Luckily she kept it to herself.
As she went back upstairs she asked me to make sure Dani woke her up at least a half hour before she left – she needed some advice about sex.
I choked on my drink and she giggled all the way to her room. This morning Liz told Dani they had to talk in private. Mr. Nerd wanted her to do something and she didn’t know if it was sex or not.
I choked again.
This morning Red brought Fish over hoping me, Stubby and Captain could watch him. She knows we will never turn her down. She promised she was only working a half day and she would pay us when she picked up Fish around two.
Fish laid down for a nap around 130 and Red showed up shortly after.
Kim and Jim are in Arizona for the holidays. I have not seen Red without clothes for a long time. This afternoon she walked in, asked about Fish, spoke the code words and when I said yes she was naked in 10 seconds on her knees in front of Captain.
She paused long enough to ask about Stubby and was disappointed he was helping Cheese on the river. She was hoping to have all holes filled.
Me and Captain tried our best. That girl just has to have more than one person doing her otherwise she feels lonely.
Fish did not wake up until shortly before four and Red just barely collected her clothes and closed the bathroom door when her daughters and Liz came walking in the door.
B had just wondered where her mother was when Red walked out of the bathroom. B looked at her and said, “Well! We know what you’ve been doing.”
Red blushed and gB winked at me. B asked where Stubby was and Red said he just left. I wondered just how much her daughters knew but had no idea how to find out.
Captain invited Red for supper and she went to help. B watched her for a moment and yelled at her to get her bra out of her purse and wear it. Otherwise they would be hanging to her knees by next year.
We all got a laugh out of that.
So good last 24 hours. Davis and Debby went to a meeting this afternoon and Debby had strange pain near her belly.
Davis insisted on an ambulance but he thinks half the Fire department paramedics showed up. They all assumed he was the father and he did not explain different.
They carried her down four flights of stairs because the back board they had would not fit in the elevator with her on it.
The hospital took some pictures but nothing was found and so far – at least as of an hour ago, Henry reports she has had no other problems.
Liz has agreed to stay at Will’s cabin with her for a few days just in case.
Otherwise we miss you Moms and Lisa I do not have your flight numbers – please text me. Thanks.
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Posts for Tuesday, December 2, 2008 (archive)
Dec 2 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:23 PMDani got home about ten last night totally exhausted. She got everything done so felt extremely satisfied.
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I got her a piece of pie and glass of milk. She fell asleep after four or five bites. Stubby carried her upstairs. He said she never woke.
At 5 am she was up, showered and ready to go. Captain made her a very large breakfast and she chatted with Mom and Lisa who were just going to bed. Lisa was amazed at the poverty she saw. She says she has about fifty children to bring home with her. The equipment she delivered is worth more money then most of these youngsters will see in their lifetime.
Dani hugged the teens when they came over for breakfast. Red and Fish joined them. Fish has the complete run of the house and he does run on his tiny knobby little knees and calloused tiny hands.
He first target was the small tree against the wall between the kitchen and garage hallways. He grabbed it trying to pull himself up but when the tree tipped and he sat hard on his butt he laughed and did it several more times. Red was worried he would pull it on top of him but around the corner was Captain holding the tree to make sure that did not happen.
When he saw Captain he wanted food NOW. Always does. Fish will not eat oatmeal for anyone BUT Captain. It pisses his Mom and sisters off.
Dani left early to study for another test but she came back to trade cars with Liz - Dani's car was out of gas and she did not have time to stop. Liz has heard her car from afar but had never heard it echo over the valley when Dani hit the main road and punched it.
Dani called - she knew Liz would love it. Dani could not figure out how to turn on the CD player/Radio. Liz apologized - her face plate was in her purse. Oh well. Dani called back at noon wondering if I knew what colors Liz liked. Dani had to drive a couple of hours away and stopped to buy a new face plate. She also bought Liz a remote control that sits on top of the center spoke of the steering wheel. Dani says it is really cool. Stubby asked that he let him buy it and give it to her for Xmas. That girl is spoiled so much.
Captain is buying her extra wide wheels and very wide rear tires for Xmas. She saw them on another Stang back at the big house. Denny and Cindy reported that a ten foot tree would not fit in the rec room (I could have told them that) so they moved the kitchen table and set it up under the skylight. Cindy says it looks so cool from outside. Oh, Moms, Cindy swears she felt the baby kick - is that possible?
OK, everything is good. Captain and I are installing the new cabinets in the pool showers tomorrow morning. The teens have most of the trees decorated on the balconies (which one of you whores bought 12 more trees and did NOT tell me?). So I need to buy lights and more trimmings?
BTW, Cheese and his crew will be here to hang the lights on the cabin and out buildings. I decided this year I am also decorating a bunch of trees. Might as well get my money out of the cherry picker since I have to rent it for the entire day.
Captain says he has a big surprise for Xmas. He has made the boat house off limits especially the dry dock area. I have no idea - I asked if he was decorating the inside of the boat but he said No, so I have no idea what is up his sleeve.
Guess that is it for now. Captain made meatloaf and leg of lamb for supper - the smells are trying to make my stomach jump out through my mouth. Later.
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Posts for Monday, December 1, 2008 (archive)
Bumper Cars – Dec 1 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:57 PMPeople who buy 4x4s should be required to take driving lessons. Dani saw fifteen 4x4s in the ditch on the way to school.
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Fire and G got rear ended by a jacked up 4x4 with a sixteen year old driver. G said it felt like a boxer’s punch when the side airbags deployed. I insisted they go to the hospital for a checkup. Company car, workmen’s comp and no reason NOT to go. They are both OK.
The pictures from their cell phones show the truck’s front bumper and winch actually started climbing into the back window of the Mercedes. I am glad they were in a company car and not one of their little toys.
Not more then ten minutes after that call, an old fashioned Willy’s jeep roared across the lawn in front of the window wall and promptly hit a tree and tilted about sixty degrees from vertical.
Two kids climbed out shaking their heads and checking for broken appendages. I don’t think they expected Stubby and Captain telling them they were about to get a couple of appendages up their asses.
They tried to drive away but the driver gave up when Stubby yanked him out through the top and made him hug a tree. The other started crying.
I won’t let the father have a tow truck tear up my yard – I told him to get a crane and if he didn’t by tomorrow I would and then I would own the jeep.
He called the sheriff on me who promptly arrested both kids and then the father when he tried to interfere. So far the rest of the day has been good except when gB told me she needed to go back to Victoria’s Secret.
Her new thong underwear is chafing her. I did not ask where. She also said she needed a bigger size in one style of bra.
Captain and Stubby are trying not to laugh but I would be laughing with them if I could.
MOMS – DANI – LIZ – any female get your ass home NOW!
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Hello Again – Nov 30 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:49 AMDani has been busy and has not been to class or work since Nov 9, three weeks ago.
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After fighting a virus, burying one of her closest family members and helping Momtoo get her head back together, she is completely worn out and has over three weeks of school work to catch up on and many things at work that need her attention.
So guess what? I am taking over her posting duties for a while. Mom and Lisa left for a different continent yesterday – Lisa is taking Momtoo’s place for the week. Momtoo is staying with Angel’s husband and in-laws while they finish up all the legal stuff.
The classmates are taking extra notes for Lisa and helping Dani get caught up.
She has two tests schedule for tomorrow then meetings from 1 to 8 PM.
They only have two weeks of this semester left then they begin their project at the hospital which means they will probably all live there. It will be lonely here come the third week in January.
The teens are doing fine. They had met Angel once and had a blast. She acted their age most of the time so they had a great time. She told Liz once to get her ass upstairs and cover up those tits.
Liz did it without a word and dressed conservatively for the few remaining days angel was here.
When Liz has an attitude, I used to tell her I was going to do an Angel on her ass. She always lost her attitude and many times would call Angel to let her know I was invoking the wrath of Angel on her. They would talk for hours.
I am going to miss that girl and I think many others will too.
I had flash backs today of Dani’s and my past.
gB needed to go shopping for clothes today. The next three or four weekends she is busy with family and school stuff then Christmas and New Years when we will be in the Virgin Islands, at least that is the plan.
Lisa and at least the teens are going to Washington DC for the presidential inauguration. We all have tickets and I reserved hotel rooms in September at Lisa’s insistence. I am sure glad I did.
Anyway, gB and I went to the mall today. The first stop, the Gap was uneventful. The next stop she was trying to decide how tight her top should be and asked for my opinion. I dialed Dani and handed her the phone.
The last stop was almost the deal breaker. Is Victoria Secret’s the place to buy training bras? I always thought Sears was the place.
Anyway when gB asked me to go get a different color and the next bigger size I entrusted her care to a clerk and waited outside on a bench with the rest of the males. If you have not read – I first saw Dani’s boobs many years ago when she was buying a training bra.
Who would have thunk I’d be doing it again when I am old and gray.
So here I am filling in for Dani – in more ways than one I guess.
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