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Fun time

Posted at 11:30 PM
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We had a great time - wonderful meal and TOO much wine and absolutely great company. Waiters wanted to know how Pops and Anal's mom got lucky with such beautiful and well behaved girls.
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Pops told him he spanked us alot.

Anal and Lisa are trying to find someone that can at least type and I've got the video cam ready with a fresh tape.

They added to the bet when the waiter took Lisa's credit card - not only do they have to be naked but they both have to get off by touching each other - they can shut the cam down and leave the guy hanging unless he gets off first. We are such teases.

When the waiter came back he apologized but someone had already paid the bill and left a very handsome tip.

I WON ! ! !


Time to look at some pussy......and maybe a dick if they can ever find one....hhhmmm.....maybe a gal on line...


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Tricky little girl

Posted at 6:34 PM
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Quick but dirty - Lisa has been visiting many chat rooms, she had only chatted twice before she met us. Hope there's no law about corrupting the naive on the Internet.
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Anyway, she was chatting up one guy who was an asshole and she really wanted to see what he looked like, mainly to see if he was lying about anything.

She told him he sounded so hot, what about web cams - he said yes. So they hooked up but Lisa using a video cam in REC mode on a fire wire, left the lens cap on and even tho the guy could hear he could not see her.

The guy was pretty smart, plus Lisa said he didn't look that bad, he asked if she had taken the lens cap off. Well Lisa had already figured that one out. She moved in front of the cam, put a piece of plastic over the lens as she pulled the cap off, then when she hit pause the camera went into standby and it shut the video off BUT left the sound on.

The kicker, when she hit pause, she also tapped it real hard and shook the camera and yelled fuck. Then asked if he could still hear her (she already knew the answer).

When he said yes, she told him she had knocked the cam to the floor and she'd set it back up. She waited and moved the camera around to make noise and sat down heavily and told the guy she could not see herself.

He tried for 2 or 3 minutes to help her get it working, while we all just sat there trying not to laugh out loud and he finally gave up.

She apologized again and said she was really really wet, she could watch him and she'd talk dirty. He agreed and stripped down.

Lisa was not impressed so she acted very in-experienced (ouch - she just hit me - I know you're not) and the guy told her twice to make it hotter.

Once he told her to lick his balls and she said "eeew", I don't do that so then he told her to suck his cock and she said...well you know.

Lisa let it go for about 30 more seconds, this guy's getting close and then pops yells out "What the fuck is going on. You are only 13 years old young lady. Whoever you are young man, the police are going to arrest your fucking ass." And smacked his hand real loud. I stood up to let him use my ass for smacking but....shucks...

The camera went dead, last thing we saw was a very soft, small peter with very shriveled balls. (I like the way Lisa can describe stuff - makes me hot).

And we were ROTFLOAO.

It was great!!!

Gotta run, Anal's almost done putting my hair up. Anal and her mom are here and Lisa suggested we all go out to eat on her (she's paying; not spreading) - pops picked the most expensive Italian joint on The Hill, and Lisa said fine. They've never been there.

Didn't even bat an eye - but I know pops, he hasn't used the company card for a while and he'll pay to claim it for his expense account. Lisa and Anal don't think so - we have a bet - if I win, they both have to strip, wrap something around their heads and pick some random guy and jerk off while he watches - if they win, I do same.

Gonna be fun when we get home tonight and I get to see these two jerk off.

They are staying very close to make sure I don't talk to pops.

Pops, post this NOW please.


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How I met the girls - 1

Posted at 12:44 PM
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Many people have asked about pops and moms.

Hi, my name is pops - a derogatory name for an old fuck - not to be confused with father, dad, daddy, or grandpa. My son started calling me pops after I lost the first race against the kids in the pool.
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When a girl named Annie (I call her Anal) stood at the opposite end of the pool bent over showing me her ass - well I beat them all and took Anal for a walk to extract my prize.

When we returned, son asked her how I was, and she said, "He pops!" and I've been know as pops ever since.

Moms - we call them moms because there are two of them, mom (Dani's mom) and her best friend since age 9, momtoo (get it? - if you don't, well, too->two).

I met them 10 years ago in February. I had-1/2 have - a company that specializes in large business accounting.

Momtoo was the payroll boss at one of our long time clients and seemed to have a major problem with our latest update. She could not get the check writer to work and payday was two days away - she had to get out 1400 checks ASAP.

After several attempts to help over the phone and a trip by her to borrow a check writer from another client (I was deep in Wis. installing an upgrade) it was finally decided that I better get my ass there now.

No scheduled flights so I hopped in the car and away I went to my future -if I had only known.

momtoo's company was one of our original clients and we had several conversations over many years. In some cases she knew more than I about parts of the software my partners had written.

So when she said she had a problem I knew she did. (This little incident reminded me of that famous saying, 'Do not assume or you'll make and ass out of u and me').

So I drove a few hours and checked in my cell phone so that she could meet me. I had never met momtoo before - we'd talked 500+ times in the many years and I knew an awfully lot about her.

My favorite memory is a call about 3 in the morning about incorrect tax calculations. She woke my daughter (she was afraid of storms and sleeping with me) and when I got out of bed to head for the computer, momtoo heard me tell her I'd be at the computer if she needed anything.

Momtoo assumed it was a sleepover (she knew I was a born-again bachelor). I logged into her system and found what I thought was the problem and her computer had to recompile and recalculate the checks. Boring time and we're both tired and she keeps yawning.

She told me to keep talking to keep her awake. So after about 30 seconds of boring talk she said, "I be I can make this interesting." And foolish me told her to go for it.

She said, "So is she any good?" I was lost and she said, "Your latest piece of ass." And again I was lost. "Did she do what you wanted?" and I could hear the lust in her voice and I assumed she was in a fantasy. So I got into it and we got pretty steamy and then she told me she wanted to reach out and touch us to let us know she was watching and I got hard as a rock!

I started telling her what I was doing to her after I discovered she was there and when I asked her where she wanted it… - now see, I'd never had phone sex with a client, and the business side of my brain was saying one thing and my 'little' brain was in complete disagreement.

Luckily we were waiting for the computer to finish its work so we had both hands free. I asked if she was playing with herself in real life and she said yes, and my cock became cement.

She told me to grab myself (a few minutes too late for that) and I again asked where she wanted it. She moaned a little and she told me to slide it down her crack, past her pussy, rub her taint a bit and then ram it in her ass.

We both came - we both heard the other cum - and then we both got embarrassed. She told me to hang on, she had to go wipe off so I wiped the cum off the phone - I came so hard.

She gets back on and tells me that 1) She never had phone sex before and 2) That was the first time she and her partner came together.

She also apologized for being such a slut but she was tired, my voice was sexy, my descriptions of the scene were very real in her mind and she had not been laid in over a year.

I told her to call anytime, we'd bill her direct.

About that time the computer finished it's run and we figured out I had fixed it and as we were hanging up she said, "I hope I didn't steal your friend's thunder. Talk to her like you did me and maybe she'll let you fuck her ass."

I was lost and asked who she meant and when she said the girl I left in bed, I laughed and laughed and finally was able to tell her that I was a good father and I would never touch my daughter and called her a pervert and hung up on her.

I masturbated again thinking about fucking her. Every conversation after that turned sexual as soon as we identified each other. Got any lately, had any asshole or good head lately.

One early evening I asked what she had on and she told me right down to the color of her undies.

She had told me that she had just gotten a digital camera and I told her to send me a picture of her under things.

An hour or so later I got an email with a photo showing me a very fuzzy picture taken in a steamy bathroom mirror of her in her undies.

She wanted a picture of my dick so I took one of me soft and sent it to her. I heard from her the next Friday night fairly late and when I answered the phone, she said "Wanna date?" and I told her I had reserved the night just for her and I really needed a blow job.

We talked for 3 hours and both got off three times. We went another two years like this and one evening she called and said she had just left her husband and she was coming to see me.

I broke her heart when I told her I had just moved in with another woman. She agreed that it was her fault, she should have told me how she felt, she was vary sorry she called and of course I felt like shit.

After a few minutes she asked if my girlfriend was home and when I told her no, she asked if I thought she'd be mad if we had phone sex one more time and dummy me said no (my girlfriend did not know about her and after this I KNEW she never would).

So I pulled off my pants and grabbed a face towel and laid down on the bed and we start talking. After I was nice and hard and she had come once, I was getting ready to put her over the top and I'd join her when somebody grabbed the phone out of my hand.

I about died when my girlfriend wanted to know who the slut was on the other end that she was going to cut her tits off, stuff them up her fucking cunt, staple it shut and sew her lips shut and she was NOT talking about her fucking mouth.

I jumped up and tried to get the phone away from her and I swore I heard mad laughter from the other end.

The girlfriend pushed me back on the bed. I was panicked. And she listened for what seemed an hour and then she started describing what she saw.

The I heard no he's gone soft and his balls have disappeared inside and she laughed. LAUGHED I tell you. And she asked, "I should do WHAT?" into the phone.

Girlfriend stripped off her clothes and laid at the foot of the bed with her ass facing me. Then she spread she legs and arched her back and lifted that beautiful ass way up giving me a look at her crack and slit. Then she started playing with herself.

Now this girl was VERY vain and I had never seen her like this, she usually kept covered up unless I was between her legs and the first thing she'd grab after I came was a robe then the towel. I liked to be naked ALL the time - which she found sexy but she would not join me. She had only came once during sex and she seemed to be mad when it happened.

After quite a few minutes of show, during which she had turned around several times saying hard as a rock, stay away when I moved to help, get my hand off my cock - I was being punished for what I had done, yea, he's even harder, and other things, she got off hard. And I KNOW I heard momtoo getting off.

I heard the girlfriend mumbling and laughing with momtoo and then she rolled over, moved up and laid her head on the pillow and told momtoo, "I think we ought to leave him frustrated. I know he's a good friend. Well, OK." And she told me I could taste and she spread her legs.

Momtoo listened as the scene was described to her and directed the whole session to the point that girlfriend was on top riding me hard, I had her tits in my hands and was pinching her nipples.

And she starting moaning and telling momtoo I was getting longer and harder and then she exploded and I joined in and I could here momtoo joining us over the phone.

She got off and collapsed on her side of the bed and rested in silence for a bit then she acted like she was pissed off she had cum, she said she had to shower and told momtoo to never ever fucking call here again and hung up the phone.

I started to roll over to do something - didn't not know what, was going to wing it or best yet; keep my mouth shut - and she jumped up, called me an asshole and went in the bathroom.

I lay there contemplating suicide or a life without my dick or pussy. She came back wearing her 'old ladies' robe and laid down and turned off the light.

I am not a dummy, I like my dick, and I never go to bed with a mad woman. When I opened my mouth she said, "Fuck you." But it sounded like there was laughter in her voice. I started to talk again and she called me something but I swore I heard joy or something in her voice.

And the phone rang - she grabbed it and said, "I take short showers.", laughed and handed me the phone.

It was momtoo and she asked if I liked my 'pussy whipped' present. I had finally joined the ranks of the pussy whipped and let a girl move in with me.

I was PISSED, and then the girlfriend sat up and pulled her robe off and pushed the covers off and my big head got confused and the little head took over. And then the surprise of my life, she sat up, pushed my legs apart, knelt between them and………



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How I met the girls - 2

Posted at 12:43 PM
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And then the surprise of my life, she sat up, pushed my legs apart, knelt between them and grabbed my cock.
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When she kissed my balls I guess I made a sound because momtoo asked if I really liked blowjobs. When I didn’t say anything she yelled for me to pay attention, and I did.

As it turned out momtoo had called the house one afternoon looking for me because she was horny and sitting in her car in the mall lot and wanted to get off.

Girlfriend answered the phone and said, “Talk dirty to me.”, expecting it to be me.

Momtoo, always one to do as she was told, said, “I was expecting to talk to a man about a very long, hard cock but I can tell you how wet my pussy is and that if you touch me gently, kiss and lick my honeypot, why honey, I’ll be glad to do the same.”

Girlfriend was first embarrassed but when she heard momtoo laugh she joined in. She asked momtoo if she could help her and momtoo said, “Talk dirty to me – and I MEAN it.”

They laughed even more and finally momtoo decided to feel her out and asked if she was the new girlfriend but she hoped she wasn’t cause she really needed to get off.

Well girlfriend tried to trick mom into revealing the last time her and I had talked. Momtoo handled it well and pretended she could not remember for sure because she had been drinking at the time and today she was nursing a 4-martini lunch.

She said March (previous month), then April but said no I think, and girlfriend fell for it and asked about a date about two weeks past.

Momtoo pretended to think and then girlfriend, impatient as she was, told momtoo that she had walked into my computer room, caught me on the phone but when I didn’t look up she looked closer and saw I was jerking off.

Said she listened outside the door for a few minutes, got pissed and headed for the bedroom and was going to get him excited and then nail him for cheating.

It was only a couple of minutes when he game in, grabbed her and fucked her brains out and she got off for the first time with him. If it was momtoo, she wanted to thank her for the orgasm.

Momtoo told her she was welcome and told her that she was a client of his and she asked if it was truth time but no secrets could be repeated to me.

Girlfriend agreed and they talked for a few minutes and girlfriend asked how she was able to talk dirty to a man she had never met so momtoo taught her how.

As a matter of fact, girlfriend got off twice and wanted more but momtoo had to get back to work. For girlfriend, it was the wildest thing she had ever done.

Girlfriend called momtoo back that evening for more and one of them, they won’t tell me which, planted the idea of tricking me and the joke became my present.

One thing I did learn, momtoo coached girlfriend into getting me to let her move in.

But the night momtoo told me the story; in fact while she was telling me the story, girlfriend was practicing what momtoo had taught her over the phone. They called it cocksucking by long distance.

And she was doing a fairly good job being her first time. Momtoo asked how she was doing and I said just fine and that I had to go, I needed both hands to hold her head still while I fuck.....



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How I met the girls - 3

Posted at 12:42 PM
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….while I fucked her mouth.

Later that evening girlfriend told me she wanted to meet our other lover. I asked, "Other? Just you?" She laughed and said yes, both of us. I told her to set it up but only if we could get a room and lay with our heads next to each other and have a three-way phone chat without the phones.
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Her only comment was "Chat?" and said she'd do it. But she never did. That's not how I met momtoo.

They did talk on the phone and once momtoo told me she liked talking to girlfriend more because she knew what it was like to be a woman.

To get her back for the joke I did three things. First I modified the check printing routine so that IF momtoo was running the checks the system would on print one check and then ask for confirmation, which is what it usually did BUT when she glanced at it and confirmed it, the computer printed one more check and again asked for confirmation.

She thought she hit the wrong key so she carefully pressed C - for continue and started to leave. It beeped again but this time it told her that she really needed to proof the checks to make sure they were aligned right.

So she looked at the checkwriter and the check looked fine. She again confirmed it but this time the screen showed, "Are you fucking BLIND? Please confirm. She sort of had the idea that I was up to something.

She finally noticed a message as the bottom of the check that said, "Hey dicks - I ain't been laid in over a year. One of you dicks come make me your slut!!!" and I printed her name and phone number.

But I also printed a code for her to type to get back control of her computer.

She tore off the checks it had printed to protect herself and started printing again. This time it took her a little longer, every check was made out to her.

The third, fourth and fifth messages were fine but for a million dollars and the code she had to give to get back control got longer and longer.

The sixth time it told her to give up, she was to call me. So she did, but I was not available - I was getting my ass chewed for having sex with one of the clients she was told.

So she asked for a return call and waited, and waited, and called me back and wait, wand waited and then she panicked and call one of the other techs.

He called into her computer and told he did not see anything wrong. He'd have to talk to me. She waited, and she waited. When I knew she just barely had time to get the job done I called her back.

And we laughed for a bit and then she asked for the code to get her computer back. I said, "Please fuck me." And she told me I was almost married and so I repeated it.

"Please fuck me," I said. She said she was married, how about phone sex. And I said, "Please fuck me. The code." And again she said phone sex fuck and I told her that would not work because the computer was programmed for (and I paused, then lowered my voice) please fuck me.

When she started to protest I told her to pretend my dick was in her mouth. I started to talk and she interrupted. I told her to put my dick back in her mouth. When she interrupted again I said, "Please fuck me."

That's when she got mad and I told her to shut the fuck up, listen and it would take 10 seconds, but she had to close her mouth.

Silence. I said, "Press P. Press L. Press E." Then she got it and typed it in and the computer started beeping and printing characters all over the screen and right in the middle it said, sorry - premature ejaculation.

And she got really mad and wanted to know how fucking long this was going to take. I said, "You didn't ask that before. Log off then back on."

A couple of minutes later she said I could NEVER fuck with at work again and she hung up on me.

She printed the checks and sent them to the mail room to be stuffed and mailed. A few days later several people asked her who Big D was. She was clueless.

She got suspicious and looked at her own paycheck. At the bottom, intertwined in the company name was "XXXX needs a BIG D - can you help?"

Her accountant friend two or three doors down heard the word fuck at least 20 times and when she stormed past her door momtoo was as red as a beet.

I didn't answer the phone the next two days.

The second way I paid her back was billing her company for "Sexual Services for XXXXX…..$10,000." Now I'm pretty sure who ever pays the bill lost their job when I sent the check back and told them it was $10000 too high.

It was several months later that momtoo called me so mad she could not talk. She was spitting out FUCC and repeating it over and over trying to get it out.

I told her when she got off the booze call me back and hung up.

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How I met the girls - 4

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But that's not how I met momtoo....I sent somebody else in my place.
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At the time I was still sole proprietor of the business but I had a very good client that wanted me to buy him out. (I finally did but at this time he was still client).

We'll call him Jim. Now Jim was my support person if I had a client that had problems and we could not solve them over the phone (like momtoo's problem) he could visit and check several things (and many times drum up business for himself) and we could decide if a tech needed to visit (I only had 2 plus me and our time was cramped).

I called him and told him I needed a favor. I wanted the biggest, ugliest, scariest black guy he could find (By the way, Jim is black but if you saw him on the street you'd think he was a dark skinned white man - he's a good actor).

I wanted him to be nice under the hood but able to act like a mean asshole. He asked me to give him some time and the next day he called and said he had my man.

The guy called, and I told him what I wanted and he agreed. I called momtoo and told her I had to come to town and I'd really like to meet her for lunch. She was very excited and we made plans for the next day.

At the time I didn't know what race momtoo was, she sounded white but she could have been anything.

The next morning I called Jim's friend to make sure everything was set. No problems all details worked out.

I wanted momtoo to take over writing this but she won't so I might have forgotten some of the details but here's what I remember.

He meets her at a very nice restaurant. Jim had never met momtoo even though she had been to his office several times. So he and one of the girls from the office were sitting at another table and Jim sat with them until momtoo walked in. She told me she would be wearing a white top and black skirt and an orange scarf around her neck with matching shoes.

Hard to miss but what Jim and his buddy saw was a skinny, but stacked (VERY well stacked Jim said) perfect women with dark hair and the most unbelievable eyes. The girl only knew that Jim had a blind date and he wanted to see what he was getting into.

Jim told her she had to eat and asked her to tag along for camouflage. The girl said momtoo was absolutely gorgeous and told Jim he was very lucky.

At this point Jim and his buddy almost backed out, they were not sure they wanted to be part of this but his buddy said I was paying him good so he had to do it. Jim agreed.

So Jim watched as momtoo met me, well him. She gave a great big hug (picture a little tiny girl hugging a giant black bear) and kissed his cheek.

They sat and as I told him I'm pretty quiet in normal conversation because I don't like me overheard. So momtoo was leaning over to hear his soft voice and he got a good view of her boobs.

They ordered a drink - him Jack and coke (she knew this) and she got a coke. Said she didn't like to drive after drinking.

They ordered and I had told him to talk about his family as if they were mine. He would not have to worry about remembering things he told her. He just had to be me. She and I had never discussed my family so we were safe.

They ordered lunch and Jim said they never stopped talking and looked like a couple of old friends having lunch together.

They left and Jim followed them out to see how they left. Momtoo climbed in beside Jim's friend and away they went. He called me - phase two was about to begin.

They went to a local bar - by local, I mean to Jim's friends. No white woman would be caught alone in that part of town.

She later told me she about died when they walked in the place - she did not expect to come out alive. Everyone in the place automatically assumed white woman, black man, got to be a whore.

They ordered a drink and she was so un-comfortable she asked where he was staying and suggested they go to the bar there. If he had to much he'd be 'home'. She didn't know that was going to be the next stop anyway.

When they got to the hotel he suggested they go to his room so he could change into something more comfortable. She said fine.

This is where he got nervous but when they got to the room she asked if it was OK to order a bottle from room service so they could talk without being disturbed. He agreed and she ordered.

By now he was thinking this is too easy and was much more relaxed. Next step. He comes out of the bathroom after changing and she's sitting proper and prim in a side chair.

She asked what he was doing for dinner and he asked for suggestions. He told me later that she has great taste. Then she asked what he was doing for breakfast and again she suggested they have breakfast in his room.

The guy said he almost lost it but kept his cool and jumped ahead in the plan. He told her he had to run a quick errand. She asked where he was going and he said something personal. She pressed him with how personal. He didn't know how to respond so she said we have no secrets so he told her.

She got up to get her purse, opened and handed him a box…..of extra large condoms. He started laughing and panicking at the same time. She was suppose to be running by now, not helping out.

So room service got there an delivered 5 (yes I said FIVE) bottles of Jack and a couple of liter cokes and ice, etc . She opened a bottle of each and made him a drink - mostly jack, coke to taste, exactly the way I like them. But this guy very seldom drank whiskey, let along top label.

He took a drink and choked. She made hr drink and emptied then made another. She turned to him and told him she knew he (I) had to leave by 6 the next morning; she had a baby sitter all lined up and her work was covered. She didn't want to waste any more time - go into the bathroom and get undressed while she got herself ready.

He said he went into the bathroom and panicked. After a few minutes he finally came up with a plan and he cracked the bathroom door and asked her to cover up he wanted to talk first.

He didn't get an answer. He tried again. Silence. So he opened the door and snuck a peek at the chairs and table and didn't see anyone. He went out with his hand over his eyes asking if she was covered up. No answer. He worked his way by feel to the edge of the wall so that he could look around the corner at the bed. Again he asked if he could come in.

When he tell the story now he said his eyes were screwed shut and covered with his hand. He stuck his head around the corner and asked if they could talk. Nothing. He uncovered on eye and barely peeked through his fingers and the only thing he saw was a pair of pure white panties, so thin you could see the quilt through them, and a bra with giant cups - it matched the panties. Mo momtoo.

She had taken her underwear off (I suspect that she had the items in her purse but she still says otherwise) and left with the 4 unopened bottle of Jack.

And I still had not met momtoo, but I knew what she looked like and it was time to finally meet her. We set up a meet at a convention in Chicago the following summer. I knocked on her room door and I heard someone say it was open.

I pushed open the door and…..


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Good morning

Posted at 2:23 AM
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Good morning even tho it seems late at night to me. pops say we need to get back to a regular schedule but then we'd miss all our webcam friends.
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It's been busy around here with many discussions of the future - should Lisa keep her apartment for a hideaway and will she need her own car. Pops was asking things like do we need more closets and a bigger washer or dryer - is the frig going to be big enough - how many more closets do we need - how much extra booze does he need to order - nothing helpful.

Anal and her mom are visiting tomorrow afternoon I may take a day off. Sure can't let her mom see this.

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Lisa's Lucky Day

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Busy Busy day.

We girls looked at schools - the 2 we really like start classes next week and we just don't have time to get ready. Another said it would be at least 2 weeks before we knew if we met academic standards.
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So pops, of all people, suggested we give it a break. We have enough to keep us busy for a couple of months. He suggested we just spend the next 6 months getting into a routine. We are a bit disappointed but its ok.

Lisa and I went up to cell point and she called work to quit but her new boss would not let her. Lisa started to argue when she was told that she had almost 60 days of sick time (only been sick once in five years) and 13 weeks of vacation due her.

She is now on a 60 day medical leave and then she will start a 13 week vacation period. And the big kicker, after 6 months of paid time off with benefits (pops biggest worry) she will be on a 6 month leave of absence with minimal benefits but no pay.

While on leave she has to pay work's monthly share of her insurance which is less then $100 bucks a month.

So for the next year, she has health and dental, plenty of time for pops to figure something out. And for the next 6 months she's got a paycheck coming in.

Before she got off the phone she was told one more thing - and she was confused - she has been appoved for promotion retro-active to December of last year. She jumped 4 pay grades. Plus she was designated Shift SUpervisor which is another promotion and pay grade.

I thought that was great news. She said that was a 25% increase in pay for the next 6 months. (My first thought was moms was going to have to pay her more to take care of pops).

When she hung up she had tears in her eyes and when I raised my eyebrows all she said was mom. I didn't get it. Back at the cabin she was filling pops in but he was talking with her - he already knew most of the details but when she mentioned the promotions he said, "Shit! I was suppose to tell you about that so you would not be surprised."

I asked what that meant - then it hit me - good ole mom - she had put Lisa in for promotion without telling her. As we discussed things it became clear that mom has setup this whole thing before she left.

So Lisa is still walking in the clouds - she has almost a year to "try" her new job and if anything goes wrong she has a backup plan. She's pretty happy.

And then pops gave something that made her go to her room - when I got there I KNEW that pops must have really hurt her.

After a while of crying and her trying to tell me everything was fine, she handed me the piece of paper that he was supposed to have given her last night.

It detailed what her pay was going to be with the promotion at work. If pops approved her as his nurse, and to convince her to come to work for them, moms were offering 25% more in salary plus at least two weeks vacation.

PLUS they were offering 1/2 her NEW yearly salary as a bonus to come to work since she had endured so much from them for the last 6 months and pops had added 3 months pay in advance!

Plus he had already signed the agreement and scribbled on a sticky-note that if the amounts were too low, change them to whatever she wanted.

And the kicker - there was a blank, signed check made out to her with another sticky-note that said make it out yourself, pops. Welcome to the family.

Whe she was settled down we went back down and she asked pops if the bank the check was drawn on was a good one - he said they have not lost any of his money and they had branches here and home.

We went to the bank to deposit the check. Now being a small town, they already knew that Lisa was visiting us, but when the teller at the bank knew her name - we knew pops had already called.

We were on the way home when she asked if it was always like this. I asked her what she meant. She told me to quit being a smart ass.

When she got home she tried to tell pops thanks and chatted with moms but she can't find the words. Pops said, "You'll just have to show me!" and chuckled for a while at his stupid joke.

She left the room and pops told she was floating on cloud nine. Now what the hell does that mean - I'm still working on 'medium to sluts passed on'.

She also passed on her Lisa's standing orders when she is gone:

1) Don't let Dani wrap pops around her little finger - she can't either

2) Don't kill us

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A medium to sluts that have passed

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Lisa was checking pops vitals (she's really getting into her new job) and he looks at me and says, "You are medium to the sluts that have passed on."
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Lisa looked over at me and noticing my surprised and confused look (she's getting really good at reading me) laughed and laughed.

Well I know that when someone calls me a name I should make sure I know what that name means before I load up my cannons, so I goggled medium and looked at the definition.

The first few listed didn't make any sense so I just shrugged and laughed.

I still have no idea what it means - then it dawned on that he might be talking about my size.

They will NOT tell me what he's implying cause I know he is.

Feel like they are ganging on me....



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Unbelievable News:

Posted at 4:22 AM
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We got news tonight that has us floating - about 6:30 this evening, pops was chatting with moms on the computer - they are at a island resort in the Bahamas or someplace where it is warm.
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Mom wanted him to go up to cell point and call her. We girls wondered why chat would not work but she needed to gauge his response in person.

Bottom line - my family just hired Lisa to be pops full time live-in nurse. I have a BIG sister!!

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Moms have a new job - they resigned their present position (well they will once they have used all their vacation time - sometimes in march) and are going to work for a company to train users all over the world to use that company's equipment. They'll be gone for 2 weeks at a time and home at least a week between trips.

Now moms have always wanted to travel but since pops' surgery, they have been forced to stay near home - pops does not like to travel and to be honest, after a couple of days I'm ready to come home.

They've been planning a trip to Germany for two years but were struggling to figure out a way to make sure pops would be OK.

Pops forgets to take his medicine - he does things he shouldn't - he HATES injecting insulin and HATES a pump even more - when his memory is screwy he can't be left alone. He has given Lisa no problems at all - has not bitched when she wants to check his vitals - no complaining when she checks his blood sugar - he's been an angel and I can tell you, he ain't an angel.

Well mom had told Lisa she would no longer be her boss but had not given her any details. She had asked Lisa a series of questions and decided she might be perfect for our needs.

Lisa decided she really didn't like anyone else at work so she sent out a few dozen resumes and they had discussed the possibility of Lisa finding a job taking care of one or more patients long term. Lisa liked the sound of that and it would let her go back to school for her masters.

They have checked her out throughly for entrance into the group. And since moms were pretty sure she'd fit in, they started thinking about asking her to move in with us. They have been working on this for six months and it all depended upon pops and I accepting Lisa as a person.

Pops also got to see what she was like as a nurse since that was part of the deal.

As luck would have it, everything fell into place for a trial run with pops and me. And we are all the most relaxed any of us can remember in years. Pops and I have not fought at ALL.

SO, mom asked pops his thoughts tonight on the phone - pops did not even answer, he started planning how we would move things around to give her some privacy at the main house.

And how we would get her health insurance - then he told moms thanks for being so smart and HUNG up on them.

Lisa is still lost - is so happy she does not have to go back to her lonely apartment or the stupid people at work - and started calling me sis - she called pops sir once and I don't think she ever will again - pops xplained why.

So moms have extended their vacation for at least two more weeks - they have vacation time thru March and start their new job in April with their first trips scheduled for Japan twice, then England, then Mexico. But a week after they get home they are heading for Germany.

We all told them we'd miss them, but we girls heard pops say something about the hell we willy or something like that.

We are in heaven - it is just an amazing time...and moms kept it from all of us.

moms and us girls have been chatting all night and I just told pops I'm going back to school with Lisa for my masters (which is one thing moms and I have been fighting about).

We've been surfing local colleges and we "think" we have decided to go to a school close by so that we don't have to go back to the corn fields. It is so relaxed here.

Pops said he's not sure his pocket book was deep enough - Lisa said she'd loan me the money.

So, what an absolutely fantastic day - they are few and far between when everyone gets what they want. I even heard pops whistling under his breath - he use to do that ALL the time before they diced and sliced him.

I'm have found heaven on earth - and pretty soon I'm going to go fuck my new sis and her patient - and it's going to be better then heaven.



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Quick Answers to your questions

Posted at 8:49 PM
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We have several new visitors and many people have questions so here's some quick answers.
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The blog looks this way cause pops was trying to get things working right while I was trying to find the right template and colors. pops got po'ed because he'd make a change and when he loaded the blog, everything was different. He made me go away.

Is that one of our pussies on our Google account - what do you think? I will say it is NOT pops

Nope Lisa and Dani are not our real names. What are they ? FUCK OFF

Anal is actually Annie (real name). Anal is her nickname cause she is.

bbs is actually, well bbs (her real nickname)

pops is a derogatory nickname for, well pops - once the ABCs (Aanl, bbs and clueless (me)) were swimming laps. pops came out to watch (our asses not our swimming) and mom bet him he could not beat any of us (she just wanted him to quit looking at our asses and to get some exercise).

Pops jumped in and started swimming with us. Well pops son (10 years older) was making fun of him and called him pops because he was so slow - like an OLD person. You know see some old guy shuffling down the streets and call him pops?

Sometimes he acts old but others he's a kid. In the end anal had a cramp so she was standing at one end and we were all joking around at the other because pops was so out of breath. Mom told us to line up, race time. Then she told anal to turn around and bend over - let pops see the goods.

Anal bent over and mom yelled go and pops was standing on the other end before any of the rest of us touched. He also picked up anal and they disappeared. When they didn't come back for thirty minutes we went looking and could not find them.

They showed back up and acted very shy and reserved (as my other says) and pops son asked anal how was it and she said he's pops - but the" 's " in he's was so soft we all thought she said he pops. Been his name ever since.

Nope, pops is NOT my father. He is also NOT my dad. He is a family friend with benefits - BIG ones - and one of his POPS

Lisa is one of my mother' best friends/co-worker and she is visiting so that pops and I can get to know her. She has my mother's blessing - do what you want, just leave him alive for me. She is just a few years older then me. And yes, I'm old enough to vote and drink and think for myself.

We live in a house on earth. We are currently staying at our cabin, which as the name would imply that there is a body of water nearby - we have four - two rivers, a lake and a pond/ice rink (stocked).

Yes, we are nudist but only in/around our property. Very few people know. (Anal and bbs know but we are clothed around them. We can almost count on our hands the people who know. Our siblings do not know.

I have two moms - Mother (mom) is my real mother. momtoo (get it?) is the other and was there when I was born - she just was not in pain. [Ed. Note (with mother's blessing) moms are gay - but they did not know it until late twenties]

To our neighbors we are a fun loving normal family, fairly private with eclectic tastes.

Anything else just ask - if you get a smart ass answer - then we won't answer.


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Pop's New Trucks

Posted at 8:06 PM
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Seven years ago pops had an executive secretary working for him. Her name was Olivia. She was one of the best he had. Anyway, one day all employees were at a meeting and had just got finished listening to pops lecture them and give them info about their future.
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Now pops had bad news for some and when one asked what he was hiding, pops went to the edge of the stage, unzipped and said oops (making a joke).

As Olivia tells the story, every woman in the place moved 20 feet closer to the stage and the men could not see pops.

Olivia thought pops was finally going to answer the most asked question she got from almost every women she talked to about pops.

U see when he wants to flirt with a women or knock them off their pedestal, generally confuse them, turn them on, fuck them up, well he sorta thrusts out his crotch and changes one leg position so that his cock has to be glanced at.

Most women stare. Some blush others reach out to touch it; pops says that some strip on the spot (mom said she knows one woman that actually did that - HER).

Anyway, the Olivia said, all women thought for SURE they were going to finally get the answer that they had asked themselves and her many times....

But pops said, oops turned around with his back to them and the girls moaned.

Well, pops already knew what the guy wanted - when the guy started working for pops, pops asked him if he would cut his shoulder lenght hair to get the job. Now pops didn't care what anybody looked like as long as they were clean and the best at what they did. He insisted on casual dress (he hates ties except to tie us up - I've never tried that - oooohh - new sex stuff - I have a story and another 1st time).

A favorite business family story - he once walked away from a very good business deal because one the client's directors asked how they could trust a bunch of guys that don't know what a tie was much less a suit.

As pops walked out he said (and I'm phrasing), "I KNOW i don't want a client that has a fuckhead in a director's position that judges books by the covers and not what is in them. Do you make sure your wife has the proper clothes and makeup on so she looks good before you fuck her?

Do you not look for the path cause the fucking forest is in your way? Take this contract and shove it up you ass - oh wait, I'll bet your secretary is the only one in your office that understood anything I just said." (I am real close recounting it)

And his team walked out with him with sad sad looks on their faces. Pops' partner laid into him as soon as they were in the car - fuck this, and what the fuck is wrong with you - pops just let him vent until they got back to the office and then he told him to shut the fuck up, they had the deal, don't worry about it, and his partner bet him he was wrong - a new truck for whoever was right - and the other paid for it, not the company. They shook hands.

Well, that afternoon pops was conducting the final interview for a guy that was all but hired. Dad offered him a job and the guy said yes. Next week the guy shows up with nice new haircut.

The guy that asked the question - that was the guy and he heard the story but, as pops says always happens, over the years it got turned around that everyone had to look nice, company policy and what a fuckhead pops was cause we he came to corp (pops lived 200 miles away and did everything by computer - telecommuting I think they call it, and he was only at corp once or twice a year) he always wore faded jeans and a blue dress shirt with the tail out, tennys and a high collared coat vest. Always had the vest on when he was there no matter what the temp.

Well here's this guy asking the question cause he is positive pops got a secret - he heard a rumor in a bar in a town not too far from where pops lived - and if it was true he's going to be pissed.

Pops started to pull down his pants and stopped then turned back around to face them (Olivia said he'd undone his belt and as first the girls thought it was his dick but it was just his belt) and pops said oops, wrong end, and takes off his vest.

He then starts lecturing about the importance of looking good in the business world. If you didn't dress for success, you'd never reach it.

And then he said, look at me, this is a perfect example of what a fucking bunch of shit that is, and if you really feel that way, then get the fuck out of my building.

Now he's looking at people that are dressed to the nines for a meeting with the boss....there were 400 people there - and there were 398 hundred mouths wide open with their bottom lips on the floor...:):):)

Just imagine - and the hair guy looks at pops and says what about long hair - and pops turned around and showed them his pony tail that ended at his waist.

It had to be great.

The guy pops - stands up - and says but you made me cut my motherfucking hair to fucking work here and pops said, "I just asked if you would - not that you had to." And he mentioned the director story.

And the room fell quiet - pops' partner stood up and said that he wondered for years why the company policy of casual dress and hair out of the eyes was ignored and everyone looked like a model from Business Week. He always wondered if he was paying them too much.

Needless to say everyone started talking to each other.

Pops raised he hands for quiet and started zipping up and pulled his vest back on and one of the girls asked if he had anymore secrets.

Pops just smiled and said just like this meeting , it will not get any longer and left the stage.

Olivia was a fuddy-duddy - is that right? And a couple of months later she was at the house for a retirement party - her husband had died the previous year and left her well off so she retired.

When pops walked out to the pool where we were all sitting, and pops looked at her and popped his eyes out of his head and told her he did not believe what he saw. Tits! Said he never knew she had any.

She then described what her life had been like with an extremely religious man that was overbearing and possessive.

This was the first time another man had seen so much of her skin since her husband in the bedroom. And then she looked at pops dick and said you can sure see a lot better when you are wearing swim trunks. But you HAD to be lying that day, and she told me the story above.

1st or 2nd nite last week, pops told me the rest of the story.

As the night was wearing down, it was decided by mom that her "new" friend needed to stay the night, she'd had too much to drink and they had lots of stories left to tell. Everyone left and they were getting her bed ready.

Olivia apologized to mom for being so forward towards pops and mom just laughed and then asked her if she wanted an answer to the question that very few women knew.

Olivia (I'll have to go back and give her a name and check grammar) did not say anything.

Later that night pops told her he had wanted to fuck her since the first time she had bent over a drawer.

Guess she finally got the answer and she comes to visit once or twice a year from Fla with her new husband that is 10 years younger. Last time she was here, her damn top kept falling off.

Oh by the way, pops "old" truck at the cabin is the GMC he got when the director's company hired pops' company the next day, AFTER the director was fired.

Two years later Pops got another truck when his company acquired the first; it was the part that closed the deal.

Pops got his third truck 2 years ago as a retirement present from the company. Olivia and I got to pick it out - it's got everything, even shows him how to get home when he forgets and the CD changer has all my favorites and a couple of "blue eyes", who ever that is and Steve Miller and some group called Bloods, Sweat and Tears. Their music is not bad.

And FINALLY, finally, mom asked about the hair guy. Pops partner said he grew his hair to about shoulder length but his wife told him it did not turn her on anymore - he came to work broken hearted but at lunch his wife showed up and when he returned, he had a buzz cut and a big grin.

Story is she got him a haircut and thought he was so hot the he got the first nooner he ever had.



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Dinner table pussy

Posted at 7:34 PM
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Tonight (and one night last week) pops was being an asshole and he told us to act like women and go fix supper. So we went into the kitchen last week trying to decide what to make when it dawned on me:
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And now to get you guys' cocks hard:
Imagine, your wife/girlfriend/partner hollers that supper is ready. You walk into the kitchen and laying on the table in your spot, is a beautiful young girl with her legs spread wide.

But you can't see her pussy cause there is a younger girl's head in pigtails blocking your view. Girl on bottom, girl on her knees on top.

Both tongues in the honeypot. Both using their hands to spread the other's ass wide apart. Tits stickin' up, tits hanging down.
We hear you enter and say, "Here's dinner!"

Pops never got back to his desk that night! His cock gets SO hard when he watches his sluts touch each other....and tonight he didn't do too bad either.

Sorry just had to post before I forgot....


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Great Fuck & Sleep

Posted at 6:26 PM

Nothing better...and now that I have your attention, please excuse me because there is NOTHING better then doing it in the afternoon.
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Got you to cum and read didn't I?

Sorry, hate to leave you hanging but got stuff I got to say. Besides, pops is shaving Lisa - use your own imagination - and I MUST say he's good at it. And if you ever have a straight razor on your lips and a finger on your clit - see how long you can stay perfectly still...

First, I can not believe there are people who scan the blogs and then try to FORCE their beliefs (religious or otherwise) on you and then contact their army of zealots to help.

We're not hurting anybody or anything - everyone makes their own choice. Don't like what you're reading then LEAVE - it's not like I'm forcing you to stay.

But they figure they'll bomb us with comments hoping to make someone feel guilty or get the blog down.

One bitch even accused us of "hiding" the comments and that we were violating her free speech. She was stupid enough to be logged into goggle and had her email address in her profile - pop used fake mail to see if it was real and the stupid bitch sent 3 or 4 bible verses before the fake-email expired.

Pops figures she's going to get bombed with email telling her what God REALLY thinks....

We could insist that everyone have a google account to get to our blog but that could stunt it's growth - we want to give to the world.

We don't mind scanning the comments for "Our Folks" and pops wrote a script to kill the rest. Me&Lisa - 3 had over 100 comments - all together all six stories had 300-400 pops estimates.

So if you leave comments make sure I know its you.

Some fucking people.

But what pops does not understand is he has NOT been able to get google to bring up our site. And if you go to your blog and use the "Next Blog" button after 5 or 10 blogs, you're thrown out of blogspot and have to back up the browser. After a while, pops thinks maybe 25 sites, they start repeating.

So HOW the fuck did they find us?

Enough on that - I've another article on how you can hide (or be found) on the internet - stay tooned (pun intended).


Pops runs an OS (ends in icks (IX)) I'd ask but he's still shaving....Lisa....) that our windows hides behind and it's got a system monitor that beeps everyonce in a while and prints stuff I'll never get - all we know is that if he is not here and it starts beeping and flashing the print, we shut our machines down NOW.

Anyway, he can have it send all the IPs of the people accessing his server or sending stuff thru the router to our windows computers - he can specify to show traffic for only one ip or for all - and his window box will pinpoint them on a world map. It can be SOOOO kewl to watch. It looks like we're following airplanes flying around the world - and each track is a different color - web traffic - email - something called ICMP...sorry.

But it also tells us that a couple who say they are in New York fucking (not really New York - I've changed what they said to protect them) and letting us watch are actually in the heart of Mormon country or the bible belt - hope they're not using the church's AV room. :):) And one of the guys - nevermind, I won't rat you out...you're just not living in the country you say you are...story l8r..

NOTE : I just wrote pops that we need his shaving technique described in a story - you'll like it girls..



OK, many people have asked why I'm fucking my father - short answer - he' not my father;my father is a dickless, heartless, coniving..... asshole - and pops are none of those things. But at this point I'll let pops take over and xplain things in another post....



I heard there was a new tape of Brittney fucking 2 gals and a guy - anybody sees it send it my way plez.

Anybody like to masturbate? Cute story here:

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20080110-111467/Masturbate-a-Thon-coming-to-Copenhagen

And talking about mastubation:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article672423.ece

Lisa saw this one and we're gonna have pop do it and we're going to decorate like cupcakes or cookies and frame it for moms welcome back gift :):)

Got to finish editing a story - but something just came to mind....


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Long day

Posted at 6:33 AM
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It's been a long nite - pops going on 24 hours and I'm at about 20. Lisa gave up about 4 hours ago.

We've been editing stories and watching webcams.
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We saw a girl satisfy 4 guys. And she said she was still horny. Then we watched a girl strip and use a dildo about the size of beer bottle. Lisa wondered if a real beer bottle is any fun - any experience out there?

I do not know how they can take it SO deep. Anything over 6 inches causes me pain.

If I have not mentioned inflatable dildos - get one - they are fantastic - so many uses.

We hope to post at least 2 stories and Lisa had an addition to Lesbian - yes or no and Annie has related story to My First Story.

And then we girls (and maybe pops) are going to tell about our first times. While we were telling the stories to pops, he had many first times. We just won't let the poor guy alone.

Well, it's about time to grab pops by the dick, scoot Lisa over and climb in our communal bed. I'm hoping pops wants to use the inflatable again. He is really good with it.

Don't forget tonight - 8 PM CST (Central Time) - exhibs/fuck chat tonight. sweetp123 has some pictures of her at a museum with just a trench coat. The guard posed with her - he was holding the coat like he was chasing her and he had just pulled it off of her. Guess there were a few people around to watch.

Tonight - if not before.

Have a great great day!


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Fixing the Blog

Posted at 12:19 AM
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Well pop just continues to amaze me. Yesterday all he did was bitch about how LLLLLOOOOONNNNGGGGG my posts were and how it took SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO much time to page down to the next post - he asked me to be BRIEF??? Never in my life, except when I tell someone to FUCK OFF - that is how brief that conversation is.
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And then he was bitching about the fact that I wanted to put all my posts in chronological order so it was taking time to get everything in order - he figures I have written over 300 pages of single spaced "stuff" in the last 9 or 10 days.

He says most of the people in my Imail group wants tits and ass. We don't care about other crap (noticed he's put himself in my Imail group - actually there are about 8 people that are in both Imail and Email group). But pops, there are many people in my Imail group that want to know more about my life. Not everyone spends all day long getting off or surfing the porn net :):)

So after I gave him a bunch of things to post he started to post the Me&Lisa story and determined it was TOO much for the blog. If someone just wanted to skip the story to read the other stuff that I posted, like my diary, it'd drive them crazy. (Him is the only one).

Well someone on the east coast only had dial up available during the day. She complained it was taking FORRRRever to load the page. So pops shut the router down to a trickle and by my-pussy, she was not exaggerating.

So pops kicked us off the blog and "played" as he called it. He even setup a "test blog" so that if he really screwed it up, no problem.

A few minutes (how long have I been typing) ago he showed us the result. It's pretty neat. All entries will be fairly short [Ed. Note: ALL future entries]. If you want to read more, there'll be this cute little link to let you see it. keewwwlllll !!!

He showed me how and it is SSSSOOO easy - just takes a partial double post and a trip back in time. Cut&paste can be so kkkeeewwwlll.

If you use blogger, did you know that you can change the date and time of a post to sometime in the past or even the future???

Want a post to stay at the time all the time ?? When you post it, change the date and time to the future. It'll will be listed first all the time. If you use that trick, best to indicate when it was actually posted somewhere in the text.

Pops always says learn your tools well then "get out of the box" and adapt.

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Finally - Update on Stories

Posted at 9:42 AM
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Good morning. Pops worked his magic and we've got the story that many of you have been waiting for.
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We have discovered that Google Blogger has lots of temperamental quirks.

Like cut&paste a rtf file and it'll look great in the blogger editor but after it's saved, the formatting is gone.

Cut & paste a .doc file into email and then send it to be posted and all the formatting disappears.

So Pops "fingered" it out (YES he did!) and we're in business.

Remember when pops bitched about posting the stories? Well he reviews everything and authorizes the posts (Lisa and I are no longer admins on the blog and it's O U R blog) so we sent him 45 files, mostly stories. He asked for it, you got it (course we ALWAYS give him what HE wants).

Since the stories are about our life I want to keep things in chronological order. Some stories many or all of you have already read. Those folks that joined us "late" have not seen them so please bare (my favorite kind of bear) with us. Some stories were originally only for one person and I've decided to share them with all.

A couple of other notes. Thanks in part to Lisa surfing the deep deep recesses of the net and the fact she finally figured out mIRC (inside joke), we now have 49 friends on our mailing list. And we have already kicked 3 off - we are NOT fools.

We have 8 friends who like to be watched (all couples) and we've had good fucks with us using audio only (our voices are masked) while we watched. It is so cool to tell someone thousands of miles away to stick his dick in her mouth and watch it happen. We even taught a new position we recently tried to a couple. It is great.

We had a ninth couple that fooled us - when their bottoms came off there were two dicks instead of one and the nicely enclosed boobies in the great looking top were alas not to be - they lied to us - it was a good joke - but they are Bye-Bye. Were we too harsh? We just don't enjoy a dick in an ass that has another dick hanging under it. Guess you have to be completely gay to enjoy it. Luckily we can make the choice.

Enjoy !!

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Me&Lisa - The Whole Story

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My new friend was a bit wary when we first met. We were at a luncheon at my mom's work and I was to be her "distraction".

Lisa was her name and little did she know what I was really there for. We had shook hands and I said, "These things suck - suck bad". "You've been to one before?", she asked, and I replied "No, but I have it on good authority."
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She looked puzzled so I said, "You told Mom you hated these fucking things - that you'd just as soon be out enjoying the sunshine, right?"

Lisa shook her head yes and the puzzlement became deeper. About that time, the pre-luncheon bullshit started and we had to listen to the old bitches that hadn't been laid since WWII praise these great techs and RNs, all of who already knew it.

Everybody in the room under the age of sixty would just as soon be anywhere but here. But as usual the old biddies wrote the paychecks so giving them an hour a month and eating a passable free meal with two free drinks was not too much to ask.

And if they were lucky, they'd stop at the bar on the way out and possibly find a businessman that needed a quickie.

But I had other plans. We ate and it was pretty good. The martinis were too wet but still went down easy.

Mom had told me that after Mary, her good friend has received her award she would signal and the "distraction" would begin.

Mary graciously accepted her little plague and was on the way back to the table when Mom kicked my leg and I grabbed my stomach. I closed my eyes and heard someone across the table say my name, then I groaned and Mom kicked me again and I leaned against Lisa who promptly asked, "Are you OK." I moaned and looked at her and motioned to my stomach and said, "Upset and dizzy". Mom said "Take her out for air. Maria, help them please."

So they assisted me out and as soon as we had turned a corner I grabbed their hands and took off jogging.

When we hit the sunshine, Maria gave me a hug, said thanks and I led Lisa to my car. Before we even left the parking lot the top was coming down.


I asked "Do you live close." And when her response was too far out of the way I went to plan B.

Oh the way out of town we stopped at a little garment shop and I went straight to the swimwear section and immediately found a sweet little purple number with a thong bottom.

I held it up and moved behind her and put the bottoms across her lovely bottom and said, "Let's go."

To her credit she did not hesitate. Less then five minutes later we're down the road and I said try it on. She asked "Here?" and I said "Why not?"

She looked ahead then behind and pulled off her scrubs top and unhooked her bra and pulled on the new top. I watched and told her I liked her breasts. She smiled and pulled off her pants then her thong and I noticed she, like me, liked bald.

Bottoms in place I told her to roll over and when she did I smacked her bottom and said "Real nice".

Not once did she hesitate nor blush. My kind of woman.

When we hit my little town I slowed and took my hands off the wheel and told her to drive and she reached over for the wheel. I unbuttoned my skirt and pulled it off to reveal my purple thong and then took back the wheel.

She asked, "Where's your top" and I replied "What top." Finally, a surprised look. When we hit the opposite city line, I mashed the gas and shook out my hair.

After another minute I said windows up, slowed to a crawl, turned off, stopped and hit the button for the top. As soon as I could I pulled the locking lever and she did the same for her side and I headed down the lane at a leisurely pace.

I pulled into the garage and said "We're home" and she followed me into kitchen and I made an immediate left into a hallway and walked to the second door and turned right where I pulled off my top and pushed my bottoms down. I walked into the shower and told her to strip.

I washed real quick came out and patted her butt and said entry and exit then get rid of the makeup. "Need something other then soap?" for your face and she shook her head and stepped in.

As soon as she was done I said follow me and I stepped into the hall, turned right and pushed open the door to beautiful sunshine. I walked about 10 steps and said backwards "12 feet" and I dived into the pool.

I felt her impact with the water and we both slowly kicked to the surface and we started swimming laps. After two I pulled myself up on the side, pulled my hair back and she joined me.

I hollered "Bartender" and almost immediately someone said "Miss?" and a tray appeared between us.

I picked up my Jack and coke, tall, and she lifted her whiskey sour. I drained the drink and lifted it above my head and when my hand came back down with a full drink I sipped and said, "Drink up - you're not driving!" And she did.

When she lowered the empty glass I raised my arm and she did the same and when it came back down she had a fresh drink.

She was trying to figure out what was going on when I said all we need now is a stiff dick, and paused, or maybe fresh pussy, I finished.

I think she choked when a really deep voice behind us said, "No fresh pussy, but will this do?

We both turned around and the voice said, "Miss, I believe you should introduce your guest BEFORE the drink." But we were appraising a dick, at least what looked like a dick, behind wet trunks that were clinging to his skin. We did not have to imagine anything.

He said, "And how many times have I said, no top, no bottoms?" So I pulled them off and handed them back.

I turned toward Lisa lifting my leg, bending my knee, and laid them on the pool deck, which of course gave her full view of my pussy and said, "Lisa," holding my hand towards the voice, "the butler." She imitated my turn and started to lift her hand when the dick in the swim trunks knelt down and a hand appeared between us.

Lisa followed the dick down never once wavering and as their hands met she said, "Nice to…" and the voice said, "Yes, thank you. I know it is." And then and only then did she look up. I said, "We call him Pops or dickhead. Take your pick."

He dropped two towels between us. I held out my hand and said, "Lotion" which he promptly smacked into my palm and started to walk away. I let him get to the door and I said, "Hey.'

He stopped, turned and said, "Miss?" I pointed in his direction and said, "Crooked."

He laid his hand at the top of his dick, put his index finger on the left side, the ring finger on the right and rested the middle finger on top. Then he slowly slid his hand down to the tip and slowly back up and said, "Agreeable, Miss?"

I said, "Lisa?" and she opened her mouth.....

Part 2

I said, "Lisa?" and she opened her mouth, licked her lips and said, "Absolutely."

I got up, spread out the towel, sat down then handed her the lotion and asked, "Do me?" and she said, "Roll over."

She buttered me up on both sides, between my ass crack and my pussy. She only hesitated twice, one the first time she went over my nipple and second, when she hit my slit.

I heard movement then "Do me." I grabbed the lotion and noticed her swimsuit was gone. I paused in the same places she did, but maybe a bit longer on her slit.

After I lay down, I said. "Welcome Lisa"

And that's how Lisa met Pops.

The next time Lisa and I saw each other was the next time she saw pops.

The next time Lisa saw pops it looked like he was fucking me. He was sitting/laying in his office chair, ass just on the front with his balls hanging over the front, legs spread very far apart and eyes closed. Guess what was sticking up.

I was on top, my ass facing him, legs spread on each side of his, I could not spread them much farther, and it looked like I was fucking him but still had about 6 inches to get in. I had my head back moaning cause I was coming (I really was) and my eyes were tightly closed.

His dick will not fit in me yet - no way. But I hope Lisa can help me. And I hope Lisa can take it.

Lisa and moms turned the corner from the front hallway into the great great room (that's what we call it, the great great room) and there we were for the world to see.

I heard the rustle of clothes and felt someone approaching and then hands on my shoulders and they started pushing me down. Mom said to pops, "Hold still. Dani, try to relax, it will eventually go in."

Momtoo reached between my legs and felt pops dick and my cunt and hollered at pops about lube. That's when I felt pops sort of jerk and I opened my eyes. Standing there, with a big ribbon under her boobs, was Lisa. But she didn't see me. She was staring between my legs at pops dick. Momtoo removed her hand and Lisa grabbed pops dick and slide her hand up to my cunt and told pops she was his to command.

I asked, "Think you can take it?" and lifted off and held out my hand offering her a seat, well I guess a cock. All she could do was stare.

Mom figured out what the joke was (pops and I were just pretending - well sort of; his dick won't fit in my pussy but I was coming when they walked in). She laughed and pushed us both away and she leaned down to kiss his cheek, and then me.

Momtoo asked if he had his dick in anything lately and I answered no, but not for the lack of trying. And momtoo led him away to his fate.

I said hi to Lisa and gave her a hug then kissed and hugged mom and sat back down. Lisa sat on a stool sitting beside the computer desk and mom sat in pops chair.

Mom asked how it was going and I said great - look at our new toys and hit a button and after a bit we saw momtoo leading him to his bed. She had already pulled off her clothing.

She kissed his dick, laid back and patted her pussy. We didn't hear what they said cause I killed the sound.

Mom and Lisa sat mesmerized by the scene in front of them. I knew exactly how they felt. Mom asked how it was going and we talked for about 10 minutes and I'm pretty sure Lisa never heard a word.

I asked mom how she felt to see her daughter on top of her boyfriend and she smiled and said, "No problem. In fact last night I was thinking about it and I got so horny I went and fucked momtoo."

By then pops had done his job and we could hear momtoo coming and mom, turning her head, said, "Hear that lovely sound." Lisa turned in the direction of the stairs to listen and mom told her to go see the action live.

Pretty soon we saw the back of Lisa's head as she stood behind momtoo and pops watching. And momtoo saw her and started moaning louder and then pops went in for round 2 and the kill.

Moms and I watched for another 15 minutes and when pops rolled off I asked how things had gone the night before and she said to ask Lisa.

She was going to give a blowjob and then they had to go. I was all alone and watched mom kneel on the bed and grab pops cock and I turned away, still having a hard time watching mom fuck due to some fucking pictures I had seen and the bad memories.

A while later Lisa sat back beside me and said "Wow!"

We talked for a bit about general crap and then I asked if she was mad when I left her. She assured me it was fine.

I asked what happened and she said, "Your mother said you would ask and that I could give you very general info and that after this we could never talk about it again."

I frowned and said, "OK"

Pops rolled into the room smelling freshly showered, sat down on the stool and said, "Mine to command, huh? Hi, my name is pops, or asshole, or.." and I took over with about anything else I could think of. The list was quite long but we never mentioned Alan.

He then said, "Your first command is to get the fuck out of my chair." She popped right up. I told her to sit in the other chair and grabbed the stool, pulled it close to pops, sat down, adjusted my feet on the rungs and spread my legs. They both looked, he lean back and said life was good.

Pops stood up to reach for something and Lisa followed his dick the whole way....

Part 3

Pops stood up to reach for something and Lisa followed his dick the whole way. When he sat she looked around the computer desk and wondered what spaceship she was in.

I brought up our favorite, well MY favorite webpage and Lisa watched for a few minutes then asked how many computers were here and pops told about 100 million, give or take a 100 million.

Then pops asked how long she had known Dani and how did we meet. She said that she had only met Dani once before and spent some time sunbathing with her. That was almost six months ago. Today is the second time we’ve met.

Pops turned around to me and raised his eyebrows and started to say something but I beat him to it. I said, “Lisa, why don’t you tell pops why you are here.”

She said, “I am trying to join a very special, very secret club and to qualify, I’ve been attending interviews, Q&A sessions and meetings with certain people. I had to pass a background check, suffer through a financial audit, and let a few people totally search my house. I am here for the next week to make sure you fuck the young lady next to you and to insure your total sexual satisfaction. This is the final exam. After you and Dani submit the final reports, they’ll make a decision.”

I swear pops almost fell off the chair. He looked at her, looked her up and down and then leaned over to me and whispered, loud enough for her to hear, “Green eyes.” And I laughed at his private joke. He loves green –eyed red-hair women.

He said, “Your second command is to fucking relax and enjoy yourself.” And Lisa sat back and asked, “What’s the restrictions?” We both said,” None, absolutely none.” And she smiled and spread her legs.

Pops started surfing his news site. Lisa moved her chair next to me and we started surfing and talking.

Six months ago we spent the afternoon flipping over and over to get a good tan, swam or soaked and re-buttered our bods and drank quite a bit of whiskey, well really pops Jack, - she changed over to Jack and Coke after the second drink – and we talked about everything BUT sex.

When the west fence shadow had just hit our feet, I heard mom’s car pull in the garage. I leaned over to her ear and whispered I had to go in, wait here.

I kissed her ear lobe, her cheek and then I leaned over her right breast and blew on it. I took my left hand and touched her cheek, trailed my fingers down her neck to between her breasts.

I kissed her nip then flicked it with my tongue and slid my hand to her stomach where I started rubbing in small circles. When I got low enough I flicked her nip again and moved to her slit and stopped. She was breathing hard and her legs moved apart. I pressed at the top of her slit and then slid my finger down touching every part of her while she lifted and spread her legs.

I reached under and grabbed her left cheek and squeezed gently while I pressed my hand and wrist and arm against her.

I said, “You can remember where I left off and maybe you could continue in the same place on me when you see me next.” And I got up and left. I grabbed a top and shorts and waved at mom as I headed to the garage and used Mom’s care to drive to Annie’s. Her and I were double dating that night, well double fucking if it worked out.

And this is what happened next, according to Lisa.

She waited for a few minutes then started smelling something good. Somebody laid down beside her. Keeping her eyes closed, Lisa reached over and grabbed an ass cheek. When she pressed her forearm against the pussy lips mom said, “Well hi to you too.” And Lisa just about died.

(When she paused I said “SLUT”). And Mom just about killed me when I got home the next night. I set her up. That little lesbian scene was NOT planned. I loved it).

They spent the next 6 hours talking about many things. At midnight momtoo came in, sat down and joined in. About 6 AM they fell asleep. Mom woke her at 2 and they had brunch and talked some more.

At five a good-looking man stopped by and took her home. They grabbed take out on the way, and they talked till about 10 and he fucked her till who knows when. When she woke up he was gone. She didn’t know his name.

And she finished with “And that’s all I can tell you.”

We spent the next few hours eating and surfing the web and listening to pops bitch at the coaches and players of the football games. His teams won so he was happy.

I introduced Lisa to the exotic stories pops and I had written. When she learned we were writing about personal experiences she perked up. She knew the people in the story. MUCH better.

She went to take a nap and pops was looking around the computer and figured out I had broken the cardinal rule. Talking about the group. I don’t belong so don’t dare risk other people with your stupidity.

He was pissed and not saying much. I was so scared. I started supper, did a little cleaning, kept his drink fresh and generally was a little princess.

I checked my email and asked pops about the situation a new friend had. He (actually we) would help them. Then I surfed for a bit and got bored and tried to follow one of the football games.

I finally asked what he was doing and he said figuring out your punishment. I offered several and he said physical so I ran and gathered a few good “whipping tools” and offered them up and he chose the ping-pong paddle.

He swatted me a few times then asked if I was enjoying it and when I turned around with a smile he changed the plan and the next thing I knew he had stuck his finger up my ass! It hurt a little but it was not that bad. He told me to “think” which meant go to my room and get away from him.

As I walked by Lisa’s room I noticed her eyes were open and I said, “Appetizer is downstairs. He is really, really hard. Go give him a blowjob.” As she rushed out the door she said, “Watch from up here.”

A few minutes went by and pops said “How are you going to learn anything if you don’t get your ass down here and watch?” I was there before he finished.

I could not believe what I saw. It was fucking amazing and such a turn on. After 10 or 15 minutes she pulled off and asked, “Close?” and pops shook his head.

I asked if she wanted some help getting him off and she shook her head up and down.

I reached down and rubbed her tits and said, “look pops.” I moved my other hand to her ass and started rubbing it and then I slid it down her crack and when I reached her clit she let her hand drop to his balls.

I moved behind and licked her butt cheeks letting pops see everything. Then I moved to the front and scooted under her and spread her apart until pops could see me and I kissed her pussy.

I stuck my tongue out and ran it up and down her slit and she started moaning and pops started pumping faster.

Pops was having a little bit of a hard time seeing everything but he was breathing hard. But he sat up and looked down and he could see my pussy. Lisa spread my legs and starting playing with me. I really love a good 69 with a woman.

After about 30 seconds we were all moaning and then pops said, “I’m going to cum. Cum with me.” As soon as he started Lisa and I came.

We took a shower together and I learned that pops does not like his asshole touched (but we girls both made sure it was clean). He loves his back washed and after we cleaned his dick he said watch and learn and he poured some body wash in one hand and wrapped his hand around his cock right under its head and then he pulled back his hand and about two inches of skin slid with it and he washed. Got to get it all girls.

Lisa said we should tell a little about pops dick before we go on. It is unusual and whoever was reading this may not understand. She has never seen one like it before.

When pops is soft he looks hard – six or seven inches of hard cock hanging straight down. His head, when soft, is bigger then I’ve ever seen on any other guy hard. When he is soft it looks about an inch and ½ thick. And it is beautiful.

When you put it under some shorts or swimming trunks he looks unbelievable. Instant turn on. Many, many, many, really all, women who see it in his pants wants to know how long it is when it is hard. His women never tell. Annie thinks it has to be at least a foot long. Bbs thinks longer and Lisa figured at least 10 inches and two and a half inches wide if not more.

It looks like he has two lemons for balls and one thing I noticed is they swell to orange size, if not bigger, right before he comes.

Now when he gets hard, it does NOT grow longer, it actually gets shorter. Not much but it does shrink in length. But it swells to a giant size; it looks like a 20 oz bottle of pop. Mom says it doubles if not triples in width. (Lisa says girth – that sounds dirty). Now all girls (and guys) you can try this test at home.

Take a 20 oz Pepsi or water bottle with screw on top. Wash it good on the OUTSIDE then fill to the very top with warm water – no air left – and screw the cap on tightly. (You can pressurize water but you can not COMpress water. But you can CUM). Put a large rubber over it and lube it up good. Now get on your knees and spread em wide. Put the bottle cap in your pussy (or ass) and sit on it.

Now girls, IF it goes eventually goes in all the way, please leave me an Email – I got a man that would LOVE to meet you (guys can FUCK OFF).

Pops is just stiff enough, when he is soft, to put in it a wet pussy or a lubed asshole and it is the perfect size for most mouths. Momtoo says she had ridden him soft for many orgasms.

The first time I touched it when he was soft (and he was NOT soft for very long) I tried to bend it and it was very stiff.

We all toweled off, went downstairs....




Part 4

We all toweled off, went downstairs and ate supper and pops turned on a football game. Lisa and I started writing this story.

At half time I went over to pops and sat on his lap facing him. I reached down and positioned his cock so that it pointed up and pressed my pussy against it. He asked what I was doing and I said "Playing slut". After a little bit he started getting hard so I reached down and spread myself apart to get his cock against my clit and after a while I starting coming.

When I felt relieved I climbed off and said, "Thanks!" When I sat back down, I leaned over to Lisa and said, "Sluts motto - leave em long and hard." Lisa said, "I thought that was the 'teases' motto." And Pops piped up. "I think they both suck!"

We laughed and pops said, "Well?" We looked over at him and he said, "Sexually satisfied?" And I told Lisa, better hurry, games about to start. She walked over to him and asked if there was anything she could do for him and she climbed on his lap. The way she rubbed her body against his was way different from mine and it turned me on to watch.

I walked over and sat on the coffee table to watch them. She lifted pops hands to her boobs and told him to suck her. He did. Then he moved his hands down to her ass to rub it. He'd spread her cheeks apart and run his finger up and down her slit then slap her butt. He was really turning her on. And me.

After a bit he was fingering her pussy and he looked at me, "Can I fuck this or do you want me to wait for you?" I said, "I can't fuck you so have at it." He lifted Lisa's ass up and she reached down and grabbed his cock and guided it to the honeypot. I leaned closer and she started moving her ass in a circle and she'd reach down and spread herself apart and then all of a sudden, the head of pops dick disappeared. I know I came a little.

She started pumping on him and finally he was buried. I know it took her at least five minutes. After a few more he started fucking her. Picked her up and let her fall on his cock. She leaned back and put her hands on his knees and helped. Then she started coming and pops pumped harder. She laid against his chest and said break and they just sat still.

After a little bit she told him to stop it, she needed to relax. He tried to look innocent and he said he could not control it. She smacked him softly and asked him to stop. She turned to me and said, "You are going to love this. He's got the best cock I've ever had." And I got wetter. She said come and feel this. I got up and she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach and I could feel something throbbing and I knew immediately what it was. I told her I'd felt it before.

I asked if she was hurting and she shook her hand no. I asked if it was really tight and she lifted and said find out. I reached between her legs and found pops cock which throbbed right after I touched it. I slid my hand up and felt her pussy, then I leaned down to look and she lifted some more. Her lips were spread so far. And they were shivering. I asked if she could take bigger and she said see if there is room. So I tried to put my finger in her. It was really tight.

I licked my finger and stick it in her ass and she came and then she started moving her hips back and forward. Forward she buried his cock and back she'd pull him out a couple of inches. It was wonderful to watch. Then I put my head down and lifted his balls to my mouth and kissed them and starting licking. A couple of times I move my head up and she'd feel me and pause on the backstroke and lift a little higher and I'd lick up his cock to her pussy lips then I'd licked around the sides as far as my tongue would reach and when I started back down she'd move slowly forward and when he when he was buried I'd lick his balls.

He was groaning really loud and she was coming and the last time I licked up his dick to her pussy she told me he was getting harder and longer. He had completely filled her. And when she moved back forward, I noticed he lifted her whole body off him when he reached bottom. And she starting her panting and coming every other stroke.

I was licking his balls and he stopped moving and held her tight. I lifted away and I felt her asshole shiver. His balls started swelling and then his dick throbbed and immediately I saw come shoot out her pussy and down his dick and I stuck my head in and caught it on my tongue as it dripped down.

He was making all kinds of noises and she was panting and coming and his balls swelled again and I opened my mouth and stuck in on his balls and it felt like a cannon went off. His balls exploded and cum dripped out of her and down his dick and I exploded. I heard a moan come from me and I exploded again.

He shot several times and then relaxed and I watched his dick shrink. And as cum drained out I licked it up. When she pulled off him I grabbed her ass and licked her pussy and stuck my tongue in to get the rest. She kept coming. Finally she put her hand on top my hand and pushed me away.

I swallowed as much of his dick as I could and moved my tongue all around and he throbbed. I kept doing it until he grabbed my head and pushed it away. When he came out of my mouth I heard a popping sound as the suction broke.

I sat back and thought...

Part 5

We all toweled off, went downstairs and ate supper and pops turned on a football game. Lisa and I started writing this story.

At half time I went over to pops and sat on his lap facing him. I reached down and positioned his cock so that it pointed up and pressed my pussy against it. He asked what I was doing and I said "Playing slut". After a little bit he started getting hard so I reached down and spread myself apart to get his cock against my clit and after a while I starting coming.

When I felt relieved I climbed off and said, "Thanks!" When I sat back down, I leaned over to Lisa and said, "Sluts motto - leave em long and hard." Lisa said, "I thought that was the 'teases' motto." And Pops piped up. "I think they both suck!"

We laughed and pops said, "Well?" We looked over at him and he said, "Sexually satisfied?" And I told Lisa, better hurry, games about to start. She walked over to him and asked if there was anything she could do for him and she climbed on his lap. The way she rubbed her body against his was way different from mine and it turned me on to watch.

I walked over and sat on the coffee table to watch them. She lifted pops hands to her boobs and told him to suck her. He did. Then he moved his hands down to her ass to rub it. He'd spread her cheeks apart and run his finger up and down her slit then slap her butt. He was really turning her on. And me.

After a bit he was fingering her pussy and he looked at me, "Can I fuck this or do you want me to wait for you?" I said, "I can't fuck you so have at it." He lifted Lisa's ass up and she reached down and grabbed his cock and guided it to the honeypot. I leaned closer and she started moving her ass in a circle and she'd reach down and spread herself apart and then all of a sudden, the head of pops dick disappeared. I know I came a little.

She started pumping on him and finally he was buried. I know it took her at least five minutes. After a few more he started fucking her. Picked her up and let her fall on his cock. She leaned back and put her hands on his knees and helped. Then she started coming and pops pumped harder. She laid against his chest and said break and they just sat still.

After a little bit she told him to stop it, she needed to relax. He tried to look innocent and he said he could not control it. She smacked him softly and asked him to stop. She turned to me and said, "You are going to love this. He's got the best cock I've ever had." And I got wetter. She said come and feel this. I got up and she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach and I could feel something throbbing and I knew immediately what it was. I told her I'd felt it before.

I asked if she was hurting and she shook her hand no. I asked if it was really tight and she lifted and said find out. I reached between her legs and found pops cock which throbbed right after I touched it. I slid my hand up and felt her pussy, then I leaned down to look and she lifted some more. Her lips were spread so far. And they were shivering. I asked if she could take bigger and she said see if there is room. So I tried to put my finger in her. It was really tight.

I licked my finger and stick it in her ass and she came and then she started moving her hips back and forward. Forward she buried his cock and back she'd pull him out a couple of inches. It was wonderful to watch. Then I put my head down and lifted his balls to my mouth and kissed them and starting licking. A couple of times I move my head up and she'd feel me and pause on the backstroke and lift a little higher and I'd lick up his cock to her pussy lips then I'd licked around the sides as far as my tongue would reach and when I started back down she'd move slowly forward and when he when he was buried I'd lick his balls.

He was groaning really loud and she was coming and the last time I licked up his dick to her pussy she told me he was getting harder and longer. He had completely filled her. And when she moved back forward, I noticed he lifted her whole body off him when he reached bottom. And she starting her panting and coming every other stroke.

I was licking his balls and he stopped moving and held her tight. I lifted away and I felt her asshole shiver. His balls started swelling and then his dick throbbed and immediately I saw come shoot out her pussy and down his dick and I stuck my head in and caught it on my tongue as it dripped down.

He was making all kinds of noises and she was panting and coming and his balls swelled again and I opened my mouth and stuck in on his balls and it felt like a cannon went off. His balls exploded and cum dripped out of her and down his dick and I exploded. I heard a moan come from me and I exploded again.

He shot several times and then relaxed and I watched his dick shrink. And as cum drained out I licked it up. When she pulled off him I grabbed her ass and licked her pussy and stuck my tongue in to get the rest. She kept coming. Finally she put her hand on top my hand and pushed me away.

I swallowed as much of his dick as I could and moved my tongue all around and he throbbed. I kept doing it until he grabbed my head and pushed it away. When he came out of my mouth I heard a popping sound as the suction broke.

I sat back and thought...

Part 6

I answered some email then went to bed and decided I wanted to sleep with pops since I never had before and I told Lisa to come and pops has his sluts on each side.

When I woke up I was spooning Lisa and pops was spooning me. I could not see the clock, but it had to be after 7 cause it was light outside. Pops has 2 skylights in his room but I could not tell if it was cloudy or not.

I decided I was really horny so I rolled into pops and rolled him to his back. I pulled off the covers and decided that what I needed was right there. I climbed up, put his cock at the honeypot and gently slid it in. The stretching of my pussy left me sore. But once it was buried it felt good. I just sat there and I got wetter.

Pretty soon I had to move or I was going to go crazy. I lifted up a couple of inches then slowly put it back. I repeated this several times and wet does NOT describe what happened to my pussy. It was great. When I came I held myself steady and just let it wash over me and kept all the noise inside. It reminded me of mom and pops fucking in the next room of the tent. So quiet.

The thing that amazed me; pops never woke up. He moved a bit and signed when I buried his cock in me but otherwise he was out. I kept going and have no idea how many times I came.

I started getting anxious - I wanted to make all kinds of noise whenever the tip hit the back wall. Finally I started moaning very softly. I closed my eyes and fucked this wonderful cock. Then I noticed that someone was in rhythm with me and I opened my eyes. Did not seem to be pops. I turned my head and Lisa was watching his cock go in and out and she was rocking with the motion. Her hand was playing with her clit and I could hear her moan just barely. She closed her eyes and I watched her shudder.

She touched my shoulder and she said I just came and I feel so content. And I knew what she meant. My tension started easing and I felt well fucked. I slowed down and stopped and very gently lifted up and rolled next to Lisa.

All of a sudden I was grabbed by the waist and pulled to my back. Pops put his hands behind my knees and lifted them up and back to my chest. He positioned himself and then spread my knees and gently pushed them to the bed next to my boobs. My crotch was spread so wide. It was so sexy. I looked down and show pops move his body till his dick was in the right place and he slid it in.

He held me down and started pumping, he pull it out until I thought it was going to pop out and then he buried it. I started coming each time he buried it. Lisa has moved and was watching from behind pops and she told me that it was something to watch. Pops told me that if he started hurting me, push him up and he'd stop. Never in this lifetime was I going to stop him.

He started pushing into me very hard and it sounded like he was slapping me with his legs. And then his balls started slapping my asshole. And then his thighs would come down on my hips and he was fucking me harder and faster then I'd ever experienced.

When the orgasm came, it completely blocked out everything. All I knew was my body and mind were going someplace else. When I came back he was going harder and faster. And another orgasm hit me.

I still think that these were the first "real" orgasms I ever had. I looked down and saw him pounding me and watched the slaps and feeling the effects on my body. And then the pain started - I could feel his dick start to swell and I told Lisa to get ready.

He was still pounding and about an inch of his dick has swelled but it was still going in and out. Then another inch swelled and I rolled my head and just happened to find Lisa watching me and she told me not to let him hurt me. Won't happen. Then his dick swelled another inch and it really hurt when he forced it back in. But it felt so good. I did not want the feeling to stop.

The next push felt like my cunt had just split wide open. I screamed a little and noticed Lisa was right there spread apart and waiting and pooooof, he pulled out of me, moved over 5 feet and buried his cock in Lisa never missed a pump. It took her 2 minutes at most before she came. And came. And came. And came.

Then pops let loose and I tried to suck it but this time Lisa wanted it all. And I let her. We heard pops peeing and then he came in and we were both laying with one knee splayed out, our pussies in plan view, hands laying out to the side of our heads. He said, "You look like pussy cats who just ate the canary." Neither one of us knew what he meant but we didn't care.

Pops went down and pretty soon we could smell coffee and hear the teapot whistle and soon smelled bacon (turkey - no preservatives - he hates it). We grabbed a quick shower and when we walked into the kitchen he had eggbeater French toast cooking. With enough vanilla and fake powered sugar and even more fake syrup - they were not that bad.

After breakfast he asked when we were going to town. I said town? He said to get party stuff. Party? It was the last day of the year. I had friends coming and a party to throw. And my pussy had never felt better. But then I realized I still had not fucked pops from start to finish. But it didn't matter - it sure felt like I had.

The End




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