Pop's New Trucks

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Seven years ago pops had an executive secretary working for him. Her name was Olivia. She was one of the best he had. Anyway, one day all employees were at a meeting and had just got finished listening to pops lecture them and give them info about their future.

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Now pops had bad news for some and when one asked what he was hiding, pops went to the edge of the stage, unzipped and said oops (making a joke).

As Olivia tells the story, every woman in the place moved 20 feet closer to the stage and the men could not see pops.

Olivia thought pops was finally going to answer the most asked question she got from almost every women she talked to about pops.

U see when he wants to flirt with a women or knock them off their pedestal, generally confuse them, turn them on, fuck them up, well he sorta thrusts out his crotch and changes one leg position so that his cock has to be glanced at.

Most women stare. Some blush others reach out to touch it; pops says that some strip on the spot (mom said she knows one woman that actually did that - HER).

Anyway, the Olivia said, all women thought for SURE they were going to finally get the answer that they had asked themselves and her many times....

But pops said, oops turned around with his back to them and the girls moaned.

Well, pops already knew what the guy wanted - when the guy started working for pops, pops asked him if he would cut his shoulder lenght hair to get the job. Now pops didn't care what anybody looked like as long as they were clean and the best at what they did. He insisted on casual dress (he hates ties except to tie us up - I've never tried that - oooohh - new sex stuff - I have a story and another 1st time).

A favorite business family story - he once walked away from a very good business deal because one the client's directors asked how they could trust a bunch of guys that don't know what a tie was much less a suit.

As pops walked out he said (and I'm phrasing), "I KNOW i don't want a client that has a fuckhead in a director's position that judges books by the covers and not what is in them. Do you make sure your wife has the proper clothes and makeup on so she looks good before you fuck her?

Do you not look for the path cause the fucking forest is in your way? Take this contract and shove it up you ass - oh wait, I'll bet your secretary is the only one in your office that understood anything I just said." (I am real close recounting it)

And his team walked out with him with sad sad looks on their faces. Pops' partner laid into him as soon as they were in the car - fuck this, and what the fuck is wrong with you - pops just let him vent until they got back to the office and then he told him to shut the fuck up, they had the deal, don't worry about it, and his partner bet him he was wrong - a new truck for whoever was right - and the other paid for it, not the company. They shook hands.

Well, that afternoon pops was conducting the final interview for a guy that was all but hired. Dad offered him a job and the guy said yes. Next week the guy shows up with nice new haircut.

The guy that asked the question - that was the guy and he heard the story but, as pops says always happens, over the years it got turned around that everyone had to look nice, company policy and what a fuckhead pops was cause we he came to corp (pops lived 200 miles away and did everything by computer - telecommuting I think they call it, and he was only at corp once or twice a year) he always wore faded jeans and a blue dress shirt with the tail out, tennys and a high collared coat vest. Always had the vest on when he was there no matter what the temp.

Well here's this guy asking the question cause he is positive pops got a secret - he heard a rumor in a bar in a town not too far from where pops lived - and if it was true he's going to be pissed.

Pops started to pull down his pants and stopped then turned back around to face them (Olivia said he'd undone his belt and as first the girls thought it was his dick but it was just his belt) and pops said oops, wrong end, and takes off his vest.

He then starts lecturing about the importance of looking good in the business world. If you didn't dress for success, you'd never reach it.

And then he said, look at me, this is a perfect example of what a fucking bunch of shit that is, and if you really feel that way, then get the fuck out of my building.

Now he's looking at people that are dressed to the nines for a meeting with the boss....there were 400 people there - and there were 398 hundred mouths wide open with their bottom lips on the floor...:):):)

Just imagine - and the hair guy looks at pops and says what about long hair - and pops turned around and showed them his pony tail that ended at his waist.

It had to be great.

The guy pops - stands up - and says but you made me cut my motherfucking hair to fucking work here and pops said, "I just asked if you would - not that you had to." And he mentioned the director story.

And the room fell quiet - pops' partner stood up and said that he wondered for years why the company policy of casual dress and hair out of the eyes was ignored and everyone looked like a model from Business Week. He always wondered if he was paying them too much.

Needless to say everyone started talking to each other.

Pops raised he hands for quiet and started zipping up and pulled his vest back on and one of the girls asked if he had anymore secrets.

Pops just smiled and said just like this meeting , it will not get any longer and left the stage.

Olivia was a fuddy-duddy - is that right? And a couple of months later she was at the house for a retirement party - her husband had died the previous year and left her well off so she retired.

When pops walked out to the pool where we were all sitting, and pops looked at her and popped his eyes out of his head and told her he did not believe what he saw. Tits! Said he never knew she had any.

She then described what her life had been like with an extremely religious man that was overbearing and possessive.

This was the first time another man had seen so much of her skin since her husband in the bedroom. And then she looked at pops dick and said you can sure see a lot better when you are wearing swim trunks. But you HAD to be lying that day, and she told me the story above.

1st or 2nd nite last week, pops told me the rest of the story.

As the night was wearing down, it was decided by mom that her "new" friend needed to stay the night, she'd had too much to drink and they had lots of stories left to tell. Everyone left and they were getting her bed ready.

Olivia apologized to mom for being so forward towards pops and mom just laughed and then asked her if she wanted an answer to the question that very few women knew.

Olivia (I'll have to go back and give her a name and check grammar) did not say anything.

Later that night pops told her he had wanted to fuck her since the first time she had bent over a drawer.

Guess she finally got the answer and she comes to visit once or twice a year from Fla with her new husband that is 10 years younger. Last time she was here, her damn top kept falling off.

Oh by the way, pops "old" truck at the cabin is the GMC he got when the director's company hired pops' company the next day, AFTER the director was fired.

Two years later Pops got another truck when his company acquired the first; it was the part that closed the deal.

Pops got his third truck 2 years ago as a retirement present from the company. Olivia and I got to pick it out - it's got everything, even shows him how to get home when he forgets and the CD changer has all my favorites and a couple of "blue eyes", who ever that is and Steve Miller and some group called Bloods, Sweat and Tears. Their music is not bad.

And FINALLY, finally, mom asked about the hair guy. Pops partner said he grew his hair to about shoulder length but his wife told him it did not turn her on anymore - he came to work broken hearted but at lunch his wife showed up and when he returned, he had a buzz cut and a big grin.

Story is she got him a haircut and thought he was so hot the he got the first nooner he ever had.