Not done yet - not posting yet - future not known yet - I'm just full of good news. An explanation to Jeni happened so now we know more about why - think positive thoughts and hope it works.More To Read....
Posts for Saturday, April 26, 2008 (archive)
Not Done Yet
Posted at 8:50 PM
Posts for Friday, April 25, 2008 (archive)
Blog Status (By Lisa, Annie, Dani)
Posted at 4:06 PMWe do not know which of you pushed Pops' buttons but you did a great job. Do not expect the blogs up anytime soon. He does not care. And when he does not care he will not talk about it nor is he even thinking about it (at least he will not admit it).To Read the rest click
We girls, the ABCs have tried about everything we can think of but we will be the first to admit we are enjoying this cruise down the river and when Pops insists he does not care - what's done is done - we have a feeling he means it.
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One positive note - he has not deleted this blog - the others are all showing 404.
So don't write us - we can not respond anyway. He has not opened his computer all day and he told Moms that email would be worthless for the next couple of days.
If this blog disappears - it's been fun. Otherwise check back time to time. Bye - Lisa, Annie, Dani.
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Jeni's Update
Posted at 3:28 PMWell if this posts it simply means that pops forgot about me or he is letting us have one access point.To Read the rest click
He did not tell me I could not post - in fact he has not said anything to me at all.
William and I arrived about noon and we immediately hit the river. Pops said we could check the resort out on the way home. He wanted to try and beat the bad weather coming and Captain agreed. So far so good.
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Annie, Lisa, and Dani all tried to post but their portable respond with mail destination is no longer available.
The girls all asked me to say that yes, they have seen your messages but no they can not post to any blog and they know nothing more then the information in the nore pops sent.
Sorry. I really loved this and Lisa is trying to setup her own blog but is not sure how to get a message to everyone. She is working on it.
So hopefully a minor bump in the road and I hope I can tell you how I first saw a man fuck a man. Maybe pops is waiting to shut me down so that I can bring closure to that?
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Posts for Thursday, April 24, 2008 (archive)
I Told You So
Posted at 8:44 PMMore To Read....
Well by now if you read any of the other blogs, Pops said – well you know. Sorry, I warned you. All I can say is let’s hope Pops cools off and decides a few dip shits are not representative of the rest of you.
And if you think Pops pulling the plug on all the other sites was wild – Annie is so pissed she has vowed not to write or talk to anyone until each and every one of you apologize to Pops.
Some of you are scratching your heads – we have several blogs that deal with lots of things – many sexual – many personal – some are private and personal – I have one – it only has 34 members and that’s from a pool of 275+ I started with. Very elite club.
Unless you are a member – you had no way to know about it. But now it is dead – oh well, more time for senseless nothingness as Lisa says.
Lisa is really sort of bummed – she had just gotten her website the way she liked it – she had struggled so much to learn HTML and CSS and all that other crap.
Oh well, if Pops is serious she can always learn everything else she needs to start her own page.
So, sorry folks, I told you so. The only reason this site is still alive is me. I’ve convinced him it is my primary enjoyment. If it is gone on the morning you will know why.
Just is case – it has been fun – bye.
Dani’s Request
Posted at 9:57 AMHey fans, quit pissing pops off with your stupidity – he does not suffer idiots and he will block your address in a heart beat. And if he blocks you and you try to get around it (some of you must learn about MAC addresses and ARP) well he might just have your neighborhood shut down until they can remove your wiring from your house. And the neighbors will be told why. Once a guy told them he owned all the wiring in the house and would not allow the techs access.More To Read....
I guess the wiring somehow got accidentally hooked to something and the wiring and the devices and outlets it was hooked to were removed from the outside when the guy drove off – I never did understand it completely.
So please THINK or at least show just a little respect. Pops maintains these sites – he knows one hell of a lot more then any of you.
Thanks.
Blog Update
Posted at 9:25 AMSome of you (and now all of you) know we like to refer to the other blogs by number. Well 1 and 2 are both offline- big storm in Texas had caused problems – it has also caused problems with one of my providers – they promised the blogs would be in different server farms – when a storm in one city takes out two servers someone had lied so I have already stopped their services and the DNS records have been changed but it may take a bit for them all to catch up.More To Read....
Blogs 4,5 and 6 should be back to life by noon - they are getting a hardware upgrade - if you read the daily updates then you would already know this and I would not have to waste my time.
Remember the CTRL-RELOAD feature of your browser in case your cache is old and needs refreshed. And if you are not using it yet and have a PC, go find CCleaner and use it during the downtime.
If you saved the first email we sent you (and we asked you to) you will have an IP address ###.##.##.### - type it in to your browser address and you might be surprised.
OK I’m on vacation – I have done all I can do. In the future anyone who sends me a note or comment that a particular blog is down will be promptly sent to Internet hell.
I have four different tests that constantly monitor my sites. I usually know when a site is down long before anyone else. Did you know that the test site many of us love goes down about 10 minutes out of every hour? One of the widgets is screwing things up – I know it but none of you do – why?
Someone please tell me why I should bother to tell you – how can it possible affect you. I’ll give you a break – IF any of my sites are down for more then 12 hours and we have NOT posted anything on this blog (run by Google) then feel free to email me. Don’t know my email address – then I must not have a reason to hear from you - get it?
Some Blogs Are Down
Posted at 8:54 AMYes we know the other blogs are down. Did you really think we would not check our blogs each morning.More To Read....
Pops figures DNS is having problems since the blogs are all hosted on different servers or else the eastern coast has disappeared and we just don’t know it yet. Or a particular city has fallen into a crevice caused by an earthquake - which is preventing system updates – but I’m pretty sure we’d have heard – it could also be that a fiber has been cut and our systems can not reach the control head.
Or maybe, pops got pissed with all the stupid idiots on the Internet and pulled the plug. He did that once – pulled the plug on all three routers and pulled the RJ-45 out of the backup router from 20 feet away.
So yes, we know that our favorite blog is down – and yes folks we have several irons in the fire. If you have left us an email address and we liked what we read and saw you might have been invited to join us in other environments – if we did not invite you, try again, maybe one of us girls were on the rag that day – but since it is a group decision, more then likely we didn’t like you. Sorry – that’s life.
Pops says our main server site had lost connection to the backbone due to storm damage – sorry no more then that – be patient – and quite bitching – just how much is this costing you ?? You might have a bitch if we were stealing money from your wallet but all we do is give you a reason to stick your hand(s) in your pants.
So shush – otherwise we will shush you – sorry there are only a few – what assholes. Their lives must really, really suck.
Jeni’s Wake Up Call
Posted at 8:05 AMThis morning William tried to drive my head through the wall between my parent's and my rooms. He tried using my head as a battering ram to break through the bead board and then the drywall.More To Read....
I did not notice it at the time since I must of really liked my wake up call – a hard cock in my just woken pussy. Man was it good. When he came I knocked on the wall and I heard mom say I didn’t need to knock – she had heard it all – then my Dad asked William if it was as great as it sounded.
It just dawned on me that I must get awfully vocal when William is in control – he went to pee and I called Pops – that SOB told me he had edited the sound on the last batch of tapes he made – he had to reduce the sound level by almost 70%.
I wanted to talk to Dani but Pops said the pamper crew had her legs, toes, fingers and arms spread wide apart – I wonder what the hell I am missing – wow – I am starting to sound like a brat – sisters say sometimes it sound like I am a movie star – surely not – don’t call me Shirley –
The rumors of my imminent doom have been grossly exaggerated – I am not getting married anytime soon and to stop everything in its tracks – I am already fucking married – assholes try to ruin such a beautiful important institution – fuck off people.
Girls, I’ll see you sometime tomorrow morning – I am bring two highly impressionable young girls with me that probably know more then we ever thought about at that age. Be prepared.
Lisa’s No Sun Update
Posted at 7:33 AMWhere the fuck is the sun? This place is too nice to not have sun – the temp is perfect – I slept like a baby – Annie says she came in about 2 but I remember nothing. The concierge offered Annie her own room but when she discovered I had an extra room WITH a empty bed, she told them she was fine.More To Read....
Dan just sent us a wake up call – we need to get up and do our morning functions (gads I hate that word) and then get ready for a trip to heaven.
I went to heaven last night – about 10 times. This place must have something good in the water – Pops and Captain were non-stop hard-ons – wow boys – keep it coming.
Yes, I’ve heard the rumor we may have a wedding this weekend – but I’ve not been asked to do anything and I know moms are not due back to Illinois for at least another two weeks. So don’t ask me.
Annie just walked out of the bathroom – the inside of her thighs are lightly bruised – says she really liked spanking her – What? - Guess Annie has some stories.
Can’t wait – and from the cart they rolled in here – I am going to have a story too. Wow – I love this place.
Dani’s Seven AM Update
Posted at 7:21 AMGot laid last night – twice - slept so peaceful – this place is absolutely one of my favorite places. I asked for the morning pamper package – they asked that I finish personal functions by 6 and then reserve the next two hours for the treatment.More To Read....
At the present I am relaxing after an intense but totally relaxing massage. I decide when I am ready for the next phase. But I am not sure what it is.
Every square inch of my body has been cleaned – I could deny anything but I let them do it all. These girls are great – I did warn them I was bisexual but none of the girls chickened out.
I have never felt so content. During the first 15 minutes I knew that Lisa and Annie HAD to experience this. So I told the pamper team to give them the same treatment. They were both just waken to get ready. They are going to love this.
One of the girls just held up a jar and I gave her the finger – all the girls are trying not to laugh but it was funny. I will let you all guess what I just turned down. I’ll bet everyone out there will know unless you are real new and have not read everything.
Oooooooooooo – time for maxi-cures – got to go – can’t type during this.
Posts for Wednesday, April 23, 2008 (archive)
Dani’s After Dinner Update
Posted at 8:13 PMSo this is the best – we are at a 10 star resort and I mean ten count them any way you want. My suite of rooms is larger then Moms and Pops at home.To Read the rest click
Each of us has our own suite and personal concierge until Friday morning when we leave. This is an old friend of Captain’s. When she and her daughter welcomed us it was like we were old friends. And the crew that took the GirlsPops (her newest name) over to dock her knows more about her than we do.
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Thirty minutes after we had departed the boat every deck was polished and they were cleaning the windows. When they got done every visible surface had been polished and some not visible.
Captain did an inspection and noted a few minor details and announced the land crew ready for business. Pops gave them a $1000 tip for such a quick job. Captain told him to ask him first next time. Pops was afraid he had screwed up but it was nothing more then the owner overruling the captain. Rules of the river. Captain said later he had no idea if $1000 was too little or too much – he had never tip for a boat cleaning before – he always bought the crew drinks.
We arrived here about 2:30 – Captain said we made excellent time and pronounced his crew ready. Lisa said not yet and Captain wondered what he had missed.
Lisa asked if all his needs had been met and more importantly had all of her needs been met? Captain said that should be part of off duty time and Lisa said no fucking way – schedule it next time. Captain was heard mumbling about scheduling sex – what happened to spontaneous? I told Lisa what he had said so she went down and gave him some spontaneous. He now spells it sex and I know that on Friday at 11pm I’m scheduled for some.
I’m going to ask him to bracket it by maybe a couple of hours.
And then at supper we got the biggest surprise. The lady and her daughter are Captain’s daughter and granddaughter. We all thought back to how we had described or addressed the Captain. He laughed and said we were fine.
The supper was cooked by a tiny Asian girl that looked to be about ten but she was actually 24 and had perfect English and was a better cook than Captain or for that matter anyone we knew.
So we are relaxing in an unbelievable resort – the boat has passed its first test and is now getting a rest. Annie is somewhere in the air and someone will go get her when she lands about a half hour out.
Jen and William will meet us Friday afternoon about thirty miles farther south. Yes Jenny, we looked around and figured out that the radar showed us exactly where we were. We also found many other things too. You are right – Pops loves his toys.
And now I am going to go find some more of that spontaneous stuff – even though I am not scheduled.
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Jeni’s Pre-Breakfast Update
Posted at 9:49 AMWho started these damn titles? Pops asked me to NOT track the girls phones using GPS – so I haven’t but I have tracked his and he is about a hundred miles south of country road 35, if ANY body knows where that is – you almost have to know where they are to figure it out.To Read the rest click
But Pops I can not let my girls down – girls please do not be mad but on your left is a monitor that shows current radar – it shows many different things but the most important one is the last layer – I know you know what a layer is so just try it. When you get it please don’t stick the monitor up either of their asses – when you are on a boat on a plane or anywhere for that matter you must be aware of your surroundings.
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We all know pops and he would never be far from something that tells him what he needs to know. THINK!
Dad apologized to me this morning. But he made a slight mistake – he has been trying to show William he does not need a young girl to have lots of sex – he just needs a willing partner or a whore. Since I know my Mom is not a whore she must be a willing partner or my Dad has turned into a rapist. Whatever – he fucks mom and when he is done he knocks three times on the wall that separates my old room from theirs.
I do not know how the tradition got started but it has been going on for a long time. Well Dad knocked on it so much that he interrupted me getting off three times so I finally padded into their room naked (he has not seen me naked since I was 10 or so) and asked if they wanted to join William and I or if I could join them.
I was not a happy camper and Dad was very embarrassed. This morning he came to apologize. William was already up doing business things and talking to Mom but I decided to be lazy. When Dad came in he started to talk and I ripped off the covers telling him I was so hot – and it was all his fault.
He didn’t get it and was embarrassed again. I was naked again. (I just noticed that Pops program automatically changes nakid to naked – I have to type it wrong twice before it leaves it the way I want. Wonder if I can turn that off.) He looked and started to turn away and I asked if I disappointed him. He asked how and I said by the way I looked. He said I looked fine and I asked him if he was sure and he turned around and pointed down.
His cock was hard and easily seen through his shorts. I reached and he jumped back and said my mother would kill us both and he left.
When I heard him in the shower I went in and asked him if I had scratches on my back. When he turned to look he got a full view of my ass. He told me to stop it.
When he was shaving I took a shower – the sink is outside the bathroom. I yelled that I got something in my eye – it really hurt – he came running and I let him see my tits. He looked in my eye and I tried not to laugh. He told me to stop it and I said or what? And he grabbed a belt so I turned around and bent over and told him to not hit my clit too many times – William might get mad. He dropped the belt and yelled for Mom.
Mom is still laughing and Dad is covering his eyes. Sisters both bent over and pulled their night shirts up to show their panties and how little they covered and sis told him it was safe, I was gone and when he opened his eyes, he got a full close-up view of the sister’s asses.
Now he is not sure who he should listen to. William told him to enjoy it – we must be. Now Dad examines whatever he sees and even spread my sister’s ass to get a better view of her asshole. It was funny. She tried to fart but she was out.
William and Dad are going to visit the local court house and see what the restrictions are on the marriage license and if I can get married in a different place or is the license only good for here. Dad wants to make sure he had done everything he can to insure I follow through with my engagement.
Mom asked if William lasted as long as it sounded he did and without thinking I told her to try him. She was stricken with shock. But now she is teasing and William is worse.
So my dreaded task is over and everything went well. Mom says sisters can come back with us for a week if they want. I am worried it might not be good to let these guys hang out with Dani, Lisa and Annie – hell they may never want to come back home.
We’ll see.
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The Captain's Log
Posted at 7:28 AMThe Captain can not sleep so he is dictating a log entry to me, Lisa, at the helm. Hopefully I will not hit anything.More To Read....
Captain’s Log 04/23/2008
The Pops is doing extremely well for a newly launched ship. One bilge pump failed but the backup is working nicely. The engine room is so well insulated I can not hear the engines even under full throttle. This morning when Lisa did a systems check it appears the engines are using abut half of the fuel we expected.
If this is so, then this ship will be a resounding success. Pops may have gotten a much better deal then we first thought. I can hear the birds along the river’s edge and hear the water splashing against the trim tabs. I am so use to hearing the engine exhaust – this is a welcome change. I just hope if I do a maneuver that I listened for engine sound I can compete it by feel and not just sound. (Did that make sense?)
My new crew has completely surprised me. They all understood the mechanics and physics almost immediately. Danielle says it is all the video games she played. Lisa says its all the math and physics she took. Pops says it all the fucking he did in the early days.
All I know is they are very competent and could probably survive without me. Luckily Dani will not let that happen. I have no idea why.
Sun is up, sky is clear, temp outside is 63 going to 80. No rain expected for 24 hours but dew point and tree pollen is high and mold is through the roof.
Lisa has a smile that makes your heart warm and Dani, who is still asleep – does that girl ever wear clothes? – also has a smile that you can only see when a girl holds her legs just right and has shaved her….
(Lisa know EXACTLY what smile he is talking about)
Pops River Update
Posted at 6:56 AMI should have bought a boat a thousand years ago. I slept for 6 hours then took a four hour turn at the helm. I slept great and feel great.More To Read....
I have a lot to learn yet. Captain figured traffic would be light during the early morning hours and he was right but I did count 10 barges. I have to learn what all the bells and buzzers mean plus the beeps and soft horns – Captain said it was a language used by old-timers and if I really needed to know something I’d hear it on the radio.
I asked about one sound I had heard and he told me they were talking about fishing. Then I asked why he did not have a line out – he told me he would not eat a fish from this river to stay alive – things are too contaminated – need to get stuff from the sea – usually not contaminated.
He asked if I knew where we were at and I leaned towards him and told him saying I wanted the girls to figure it out by themselves.
He laughed and said he was doing the same thing. When Lisa asked a minute ago I gave her an un-true answer – this ought to be fun.
Dani is sleeping so peaceful she asked for a wakeup call at 8 am but I told Lisa to let her sleep until either she woke on her own or it was her shift time.
Lisa is on until 10, then Captain till 2 then Dani until we arrive unless I or we decide to keep going. Captain said the boat is doing beautifully and is using much less fuel then expected – or else the gauges are wrong. He can make you feel great one second then get you thinking really bad thoughts the next second. It’s great.
So all is well at 7 bells (I think I heard that somewhere) and I am going to bed.
Lisa’s Pre-Pee Early Morning Update
Posted at 6:28 AMI do not know who started these crazy titles but they are fun. I just got my coffee – the Captain makes GREAT coffee since we can’t drink our toddies.To Read the rest click
Pops is still here on the bridge as he calls it – Captain said he did great – Captain makes sure the shifts are covered – he is used to four or five hour naps with 10 or 15 minute walks around his ship. He told me he sometimes sleeps twelve hours a day in 4 hour shifts.
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Pops got me some coffee and will let me pee in a minute then he is going to sleep until noon. By then we should be where we are going – Dani and I have no idea where that is or where we are at. We sent Jeni a text message asking her to track our phones and let us know. Hopefully William does not interfere.
I got a email from Jeni at 102 am – says she got mad at her parents and walked into their bedroom naked and asked if they wanted to join her and William – her Dad kept pounding on the wall between them. When they declined she asked if she could join them – she was not having any luck get off with William.
She said her Dad was totally embarrassed and her mom thought it was great.
Everyone here is content and I have to say we really love the river and this boat.
Later – almost forgot – Annie made NY just fine and was last celebrating at some fancy place near Times Square – said she’d drop a note early afternoon.
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Posts for Tuesday, April 22, 2008 (archive)
Lisa’s After Dinner Drink
Posted at 10:01 PMPops is healthier then most of us. Except his lungs and heart could be better but all his numbers from the blood tests are much better then us girls. He is still losing weight by not eating so much and we have gradually been cutting down his insulin. Doc says we might be able to wean him of that by end of summer.To Read the rest click
Doc told Dani and I to keep up whatever exercise we were getting out of him and Dani said lots of fucking. Doc looked at her and told her to pick up the pace – double it for next time – get him morning and night. Dani said we’d have to add mid morning and mid-evening to double it.
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The doc laughed and told us good job. Dani asked if he had ever fucked so much he got sick of it? He said once in France with a set of twins and their twin sisters. All under 25 and he had one whole summer with them. When he got home he did not fuck anyone for a week. It would have been longer but he got drunk and fucked his sister-in-law by mistake. Doc is funny.
So sorry moms – we forgot to post – we were in a hurry to give pops a mid-after nooner for being so good with the tests. We also wanted to get to the ship in a hurry – Captain was ready to leave without us.
We are onboard – just had unbelievable crab cakes – wow the sauce and taste – damn I could come with those things. Dani is at the helm, pops is asleep, Captain is cleaning the galley and I am loafing – I get the helm at 6 am – not sure where we are – Captain told us we were so good with computers to figure it out.
Dani is trying to remember how GPS works.
Later when I am the Captain of the shift or whatever they call us.
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I Did Get A Nooner
Posted at 8:26 PMWilliam and I decided to leave a little early today – everyone was in a good position so we decided to face the music.To Read the rest click
William chartered a plane – he has his license – and my sister picked us up at the little airport right outside my parents town. My sister is quite the character. She walked behind us carrying my bag after fighting William for it and she commented that his ass was much firmer then I had let on.
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William turned around and asked what I had said about the front. My sis told him she didn’t need to be told anything about it. If her sis was fucking it, then it was hard and a perfect size. William said good and turned back to the front and I caught her eye and mouthed Thank You.
That will screw her up for a while because I never thank her. When we walked in the door my mom gave him a hug, my dad shook his hand and said thank goodness – William asked what – and my Dad said he looked much younger then his dad. I could have shot him and then William asked and Dad took him to Grandpa’s house right behind ours. I knew William is in good hands. I did not know about my reputation.
My ex’s sister popped up from the couch – my sister and her were still and would always be best friends to get a hug and say hi.
When we were together my ex was not a part of her family – last summer for July 4th our families got together as usual except my ex was missing. His father said his son was the stupidest man he knew and he was never mentioned again.
My family never mentioned my ex and when I called and told them I was bringing home a man that had asked to marry me they all said about time.
He was older then the hills and richer then anyone we knew but I loved him. Mom said he sounded nice which meant she had not heard me and sis had asked how big he was – I told her tall and hard and she knew what I meant. I have no secrets from my sis and she has none from me.
When William and my dad came back in grandpa asked why I just didn’t marry him – didn’t he have enough money? Was he not old enough? I walked to him to give him a hug and sis told him it was none of those things and even though mom warned her, she said his cock was not up to the task.
Who knew what grandpa thought then he smiled, turned and looked at her and asked how the fuck she knew that - every once in a while he surprised us all.
My sister was white as a ghost. Grandpa turned to William and asked how he wanted to settle this. Just whip them out or should they let the girls get them hard first? I shushed grandpa and he shushed me and William was laughing so hard he had to sit down.
In the end the ‘old men’ went to the bar to watch the rest of the Cubs game – they are all fans and when they get back William is going to show them how to make pizza on the grill. I have not had it yet.
Grandpa was telling William as they walked out the door that if a certain bartender was there, she would be glad to get them hard and she could sign an affidavit for them. I yelled at grandpa telling him that if some strange woman was going to touch my man, make sure he had a condom.
His hand disappeared for less then 2 seconds and he waved one at me saying never leave home without it. William also had one and so did my Dad – then my sister and sister-in-law and then of all people – my mom.
We all laughed and laughed. I asked sis-in-law what was new and she said 6 foot skinny, nice ass, too over-dressed, and smiles more then a circus clown. I am not sure if I have got that far in my story so I will say no more until I can check it out.
We talked about her parents – they are somewhere far away at the time. Mom and I got caught up and then sis remembered the ring and came to take a look.
When I told her it was just my everyday ring she asked about the real one so I took out two cases, told both sis’s to close their eyes, I slid them on their fingers and when they opened them, well the looks were great.
Mom had also closed her eyes – she told me they were too big – and why did I have two ? I explained but I forgot to mention one of the stones was fake.
When I answered sis when she asked how much, they all looked at me and back to the rings and did not believe me. I pulled the receipt out – I had it to give to the insurance company.
Mom noticed it only listed two stones but three settings. Then she remembered the small ring. Then she said that these rings cost more then the house we were in – mom and dad had paid cash for it. She got the receipt and we girls could not believe it. So many years ago.
Sisters gave me the rings back and asked what it was like to have them. I told them I had never been more scared in my life – even with the little one on my finger.
Mom asked how I had saved so much – I looked at her like she was nuts. She had always been on my account in case I had a problem that I needed someone to help me with. She told me all my checks had been automatically deposited but I was not using my debit card nor writing any checks – not since I moved from Chicago.
I got online and checked. I called the landlord and he told me he got a check at least a week before the first from some trust. Same with electric and gas company. Cell phone and TV are free from work and my car is paid for and insurance good till August. I did not have any bills down here and was surprised at how much I had saved.
It dawned on me I never bought groceries – BBs did all the shopping, at the cabin it was always charged to pops. I felt really bad.
I called BBs but she blew me off – said we’d settle up when we die. Dani laughed so hard she had to give the phone to Lisa and when she heard about the trust she had to give the phone to Pops and he played dumb and said my pussy was worth more then a few groceries or car rides or monthly rent checks. And my mouth, why I could fly all the way around the world. No matter what I said he refused to hear any of it except yes sir.
So Mom and I talked and the boys got back from the bar and grandpa stuck his crotch up against my ass so I rubbed him and he told me that William had won.
He sat in the recliner and was asleep before Dad and William made it all the way in. Mom asked Dad how he had done then she showed me and William where we would sleep and Dad came along and added fuck to sleep and Mom asked if he was going to behave himself and he grabbed her ass.
Mom told him not to tease her so he took her by he hand and told William he would bang on the wall when he was done. William closed and locked the door and bent me over the bed. He was fucking me before I got my top all the way off.
When he came he banged on the wall and thirty seconds later we heard someone else bang the other side. I actually blushed and we cleaned up and went downstairs and Mom leaned over to tell me that when Dad heard William bang on the wall he told her our girl just got fucked and they both came together.
Sis asked who was fucking who and banging finished on the wall like old times. Everyone laughed when grandpa said he knew it was not him.
So far so good – we have a big dinner tonight for Wiliam's grill pizza when opinions might clash. And I am sure sis will be trying to get under someone’s skin. I’ll let you know.
Update 8:18 pm
Dinner went fine – no complaints from anyone except gramps wonders how he will get any sleep tonight with all of us horny teenagers banging the walls.
Pops called William for something but he is being closed mouth at the moment. William did ask my dad for my hand in marriage and I heard that he was still thinking about it. Hopefully he will not tease William too long.
I’m sitting on the patio – the weather is absolutely beautiful – I’ve emailed everyone about my expenses and how we are going to work it. Grandpa came out and asked what I was doing and he said he had always hated being a kept man. Then he told me to love it while I could – before long other things would get in the way.
I was reviewing this when my Dad walked up and asked me if I really loved William. I hesitated and he told me he already knew. He kissed me and wished me luck.
So now I am sending this and then going to find William. I feel so lucky.
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Lisa and Dani’s Nooner
Posted at 2:22 PMNow everyone will be looking for the description of sex we just had or want to have. Maybe I should have added the word update to the end. Nah, you can cuss me now – I’ll wait.To Read the rest click
All done? Good – Dani and I just pulled into the big town – we have our schedules and got exactly what we wanted at school. Everyone is extremely nice and Dani got a wake up call of wet tongue in a certain place. Her wake up call lasted longer then my shower AND our first meeting.
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Unlucky for her, my friend who was supposed to be off today was not able to meet her when we left but she told us to come back any time.
Dani was so wet and horny she got off the first ten miles home then we traded places because she made me horny and I needed ten miles to catch up with her.
We are meeting Jen and Pops at a restaurant for coffee and maybe a snack before we get his results. Jen was so relieved to hear we would make it.
We hear that Annie has another promotion – damn, I do not think we can enlarge her room door any more – how will she get her head through it. Congrats girl if we have not talked to you.
These Internet cards are great! Thanks William!
Good day so far – crossed fingers for pops.
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Annie’s Nooner Update
Posted at 1:48 PMWell it is noon or shortly after – Pops has done it again. I bring him to work to honor him and let him know how much he means to me and let the other employees meet the man that had really shaped me (not physically assholes).To Read the rest click
He was very gracious and greeted each of my co-workers with his great charm and wit and was able to get each of them to sign a petition.
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The petition was given to me at the beginning of lunch which is not really in his honor but all of us sort of have an impromptu luncheon and the cafe staff will make us a cake and we celebrate that person.
Pops gets up on a chair and announces that he now has enough signatures to make it official and he hands his partition to one of my directors to read and present to me.
It is a declaration that I have managed to shape and tone my ass into the ‘Best Piece of Ass’ in blah, blah county. And at the top of the petition is a picture of my ass with legs spread wearing a thong that barely covers my holes.
I am wearing a dark maroon top and my secretary said I blushed deeper then it. I was so stunned I stood in shock and pops turned me around to show off my clothed ass – luckily I was wearing pants.
I decided to keep my cool and laugh at myself and his joke. As we walked back to my office he asked if I was mad – I asked how he could be so insensitive – this was really important to me. He assured me he knew but I needed to lighten up – life should be fun and not so serious.
Then I got the surprise of my life. In my office were the top four big wigs. The cream of the crop – the bosses that with a tiny nod made you for life. The guys you fear but one day hope can be.
They each shook my hand and told me what a fine job I was doing – so fine I had captured a few peoples attention and they decided the company would benefit if I moved to the upper floor.
When I heard that I had been promoted I looked to Pops figuring he had a hand in it. He was having the director of HR or something check out my ass and sign his petition.
I was given a new name plate and a key to the executive washroom – they told me it had been installed 4 years ago but never used – it was being cleaned and tested as we talked.
Then it was a mad house as everyone congratulated me and shook my hand or patted my back and one of the directors patted my ass. I was too quick and squeezed his hand and held it long enough to tell him that was harassment.
He said Pops told him that I found it enjoyable. I told him the only enjoyment I would have was mounting his hand on my wall if he did it again. I guess my tone finally woke him up and he apologized.
So, I am now responsible for three times the number of employees I use to have and ten times the landmass. I guess I have another raise coming and maybe more vacation.
So I am numb – I just sent Jen and Pops to his appointment and I am heading for the airport and New York – and a new position that I know very little about. Tomorrow at 10 am I get all the details and duties. For tonight I am to celebrate as best I can and enjoy the room upgrade I will get.
Later – am I a president or director ? I don’t know – maybe a vice-president but the guy that used to be my boss was a president. He retired.
President Annie – yeah right.
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Dani and Lisa’s Trip Update
Posted at 4:41 AMTwo, three or maybe more days ago, William gave us all high speed Internet cards to use in our portables. Jen installed them and programmed them to automatically switch to which ever network is most secure. If we are in the cabin, we are on Pops network. If we are on the deck outside the great room then it might be Pops but more likely it’ll be William’s network.To Read the rest click
If we are driving down the road at about 80 we are probably using William’s network but we might be on anyone’s since they all share. BUT we know we are secure when we are asked for login info and passwords. It is really cool to drive down the road drinking coffee, eating some coffee cake AND surfing the web all while traveling in the wrong direction very quickly – and writing posts.
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We love this. We can even send real time messages to anyone back at the cabin using our internal mail client. It is great.
So here we are making great time. We’ll pull into the campus at about 5:05 – way ahead of schedule – but Lisa has a friend that insisted we wake her up no matter what time we arrived and she has twin beds for us to borrow since our first appointment is not until 8 – I have no idea why we left so early.
I asked if she had anything bigger – Lisa says she is partially bi – like for three people and she said she’d get a shower – Lisa says we may not get home for a week – she may have to come with us – I got to be with Pops when he gets his results.
So far so good. BTW, we heard the Captain pulled a muscle in his back – Janet told us she jigged when she should have jagged - Jen has already given him a massage – Annie thinks he just trying to exceed his personal record. If I was there I’d make sure he did –on well, next time.
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Dani Daily Update
Posted at 2:28 AMI am not sure how I will feel in 6 hours but after about 4 hours I don’t feel too bad – I get the first two hours and then Lisa will take the last two hours and we will be visiting our new school’s main campus about 3 hours away. We will never have any classes there but we want to meet our counselors and sponsors and editors for our theses.To Read the rest click
Plus we can sign up four days early for our classes and get some cool college clothes like visors and hats and sweatshirts and pants and whatever knick knacks we find.
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Then we have to hurry back –Pops gets his test results at 3pm – Jen will take him but we want to be there if at all possible. Pops usually only remembers the last two or three things he is told so someone has to be there.
Annie and I had fun tonight – she is off for New York for a few days and no we will not be telling where she is staying.
Captain says tomorrow evening , Wed, and Thur might be good for a long trip down river if everyone feels up to it. As it turns out William and Jeni are going home to meet her parents.
William is scared to death. Jen’s parents are cool – I have talked to them a few times but I am not sure how they will take William.
So it may only be Lisa, I, Pops and Captain. Captain says it will be hard to keep a 24-hour watch going and Pops told him he would take the over night shift as long as he can sleep during the day.
Captain said he might have a couple of friends that will make the trip. Why do we have to watch 24 hours a day – don’t they have rest areas like they do on the Interstates? Guess I’ll find out.
Have fun in case we are gone for a few days.
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Annie’s Daily Update
Posted at 1:08 AMWore my fluorescent green bikini today and laid out at lunch on the dock at work. As it turns out I got a lot more attention then I was looking for – a local TV news crew and the police.To Read the rest click
The news crew - I had to flash my crotch at to ruin their tape. The cops were not happy with that move and were going to use the tape to charge me with an indecency charge – the female cop must have hated all women today. Even flirting with her or agreeing that all men were stupid failed to make her happy.
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The company security guard came down and wanted to know why his assistance had not been requested. As it turns out the company owns this dock and provides security for it. The news crew was trespassing and the cops should have arrested them and not given an employee of the company a hard time.
When the cops and news folks were gone he told me he agreed with Pops. I asked what he agreed with – he told me best piece of ass – I asked when he had sampled it – he said never and then he told me he didn’t have to – he could always tell what a women would be like in bed.
I sounded disappointed that I would never be able to sample him. He wondered why – I told him I never fucked in a bed – I always needed a very expensive car or boat or house with a pool. And I wrapped my skirt back around me as I walked away. I heard him moan. Later I sent his boss a that-a-boy for training his staff so well.
When the security chief called me back he wanted to know how I had ruined the guys day so bad. I explained and he laughed.
Right now I am waiting for a fax and then I am heading home. Captain says we can take a little ride later I hope he meant a boat ride but I’ll take either one.
Three hours later – we had a nice ride up the second river since the Captain had never been far – he was surprised how wide and deep it was and how far it went. He does not know why he had never been up this river – he guesses he never had a reason.
When we reached a bridge we were too tall for he was wondering how he contacted the bridge master when the lights started flashing and a buzzer went off. Then the bridge raised and we got all green lights. He went through and as soon as we were clear the bridge lowered and everything was back to normal. He tooted the whistle and the bridge master tooted one back.
Then we heard something on the radio and the Captain was confused so Dani answered and the guy told Dani the proper radio etiquette to contact the bridge. He also told them about the automatic system we could use.
Captain was surprised things have become so advanced in the past ten years. We went under another railroad bridge and Dani used the automated system. It was amazing how well it worked. When stopped at a place just to stop and visited the little café and talked to several river rats who knew stubby and wondered if we had any of his stuff with us.
Captain was sorry to inform them he did not but the next time they saw this boat they should ask again.. At first I did not know what they were talking about but I figured it out fairly quickly.
Lisa took the helm (she did not know what that meant until we explained it to her) and took us all the way home. No problems until she remembered she did not know how to dock coming from this direction and Captain told her to go with what she knew. So she went past the dock, did a 180 and brought us back to a perfect ‘landing’ if that’s what you call it. I got to learn all the terms.
Nobody was in a hurry to demark ? – no that’s not it – to get off – the boat people the boat but more then likely there was some of that wanted to.
Disembark – I think that is it – does it have a ‘naughty’ connotation ? Anyway – we all had a drink and then one would leave and then another and finally Pops said he would walk me to the cabin. I was actually thinking about staying when Dani gave me the get out of here signal.
So I walked with Pops to the cabin. I asked what was going on and he didn’t refuse to tell me, he just stayed silent. When we got in the house he said the Captain had asked for privacy. A very old girlfriend was stopping by and Captain did not want to upset me or Dani. I asked if Dani knew and he said no.
I headed up the stairs and as soon as I could I ran for Dani’s room and said our special words and we changed into our ‘sneak’ clothes (all black) and out the balcony door and slid down the supporting column. We have done this many times.
I pointed to the boat and when we were halfway there I explained to Dani what was up. She called the captain a horny ole coot – which I found very funny. We heard someone speak so we hid and the Captain came from the front of the cabin with a beautiful older lady – she may have been older but she was hot.
Now I am pretty sure Dani and I are not the jealous type but then again we have never had an older woman move in on our man. We waited until they were on the boat and we could tell he was trying to impress her. Then his phone rang he said OK twice then silence.
All of a sudden the sun came out - at 9:30 at night – and we girls were caught. Captain invited us aboard and introduced us as his crew – the nosy crew. We shook hands with the elegant lady and Captain asked if we needed something special. We decided we should get back to the cabin but when we said no he asked that we clean the downstairs deck – it had lots of footprints. We could not say no but we also had no idea how the hell we should do that.
He already knew that so he excused himself and followed us down the stairs – he grabbed our asses and told us payback would be a bitch. About that time a voice behind us all asked us girls if he constantly abused us and how long had we worked for him.
We all turned and the elegant lady was NOT happy and was firing off question after question – she finally told him to sit and pulled us into the front lounge.
As soon as the door closed behind us she laughed with her hand over her mouth and motioned us to the bar. She mimicked pouring a drink and Dani pointed to ice and Jack and she poured three glasses, offered a toast and we all drained the drink. She immediately poured us new ones.
She whispered that she heard the Captain had met two girls one evening and the next day he acted like he was healed and in love. Were we those two girls? – she swore secrecy – and we admitted our role. She wondered how long she could keep the Captain on the fence.
We asked how far she wanted to take it. She asked what we meant so we explained. We pulled our cells out and called Pops to clue him in – he thought it was great – then we got Jen and Lisa on the phone and last we called three of our really good friends – they needed twenty minutes.
Jen and Lisa came down with the shortest dresses they could find. We gave them a few minutes and we walked out of the lounge. They were bent over in front of the Captain and he was looking.
The lady, Janet, asked Jen and Lisa how long the Captain had been making them do this. They both said they had been doing it a long time. She pushed them into the lounge and we followed and she gave Captain the dirtiest look.
Once the door was closed Dani poured us all drinks and we tried not to laugh. After twenty minutes we heard heavy boots on the stairs and some yells and don’t moves. Janet needed to pee she was laughing so hard.
When we walked out the Sheriff asked who this fuck head had sexually abused. Janet pointed to all of us girls and Captain started laughing. Very hard and finally told Janet that she had never been any good at bluffing. He also looked at the sheriff and asked how many times he arrested people with no bullets in the gun and handcuffed them in front of the body.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. We left the Captain and Janet alone and we all went into the great room to let Pops know how it went. William made it very funny.
About 30 minutes later Captain and Janet came walking in and Janet wanted to confirm a few things. Dani walked up to and whispered in her ear and she giggled and asked if it was really true. Dani assured her it was. Pops was introduced and he shook her hand and asked if she still owned something or rather then it dawned on me and Dani who she was.
We asked at the same time and that got us a girlish giggle. Pops invited her on the boat anytime and when she asked for what he told her he knew she was not tanning anymore. She cackled and giggled and then she grabbed Pops hands and pulled him close and asked a few questions to which Pops affirmed the answers.
Then we saw him open his checkbook and rip open an envelope and Captain indicated his approval with a nod of his head. Pops handed her the check – she looked and looked again and she handed it to the Captain who folded it and tucked it in his bulky billfold.
She took the Captain’s arm and told Pops she had forgotten to check if the boat rocked at anchor thus providing an extra push on the rudder. We all laughed. Pops told her to let him know – he had not checked either.
About ten minutes later Pops phone rang and whoever was on the other end asked Dani and I to come to our boat.
Now Dani and I agreed not to tell what happened on the boat – not even to admit we went to the boat or if we did what time we left or whatever – in other words we are not going to tell you what happened between the last paragraph and this one. Time has disappeared.
I finished writing this a while ago and I had Pops and Captain proof read it for their approval.
Dani and Lisa are going for a visit to their new college tomorrow. I am taking Pops and Jen to work for a half day tomorrow (more like two hours) and then she is taking him to get his blood test results – hopefully Dani and Lisa will meet him there and then I leave for New York for a two day conference.
So until I return have fun – if the girls don’t keep you updated maybe I can from the big apple. Have fun until then – and be patient – it is spring time – time for quickies and fun – right?
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Lisa’s River Update
Posted at 11:11 PMI should have joined the navy a long time ago. I love being on the water – it can be so peaceful and everything has to be planned completely ahead of time. These guys make it so easy.To Read the rest click
I remember being in ski boats or fishing boats that could maneuver quickly but they were not nearly as much fun as these big toys. Captain is so good and so confident of many of these tug drivers that he pulled close to one tug and they laid a board between them but the board never touched the other boat.
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They somehow kept it a few inches above the other’s deck. Dani and I walked on like we were on a casual stroll. It was so weird but so exciting. And the tug crew was the most sincere, kind, and decent guys we have met on the river. When we went up and down the ladders they looked away (until Dani pointed out she had worn this particular skirt so that guys would try to look up it and I pointed out I had purposely forgotten a key piece of clothing because my dress looked better without it).
The next ladder they all got down first and were looking up when Dani started down. She stopped for almost a full ten seconds on each ladder rung and pretended not to notice all their stares. As she reached the bottom one of the guys said she did not have anything on underneath the skirt. When Dani got close to him she kissed him and said, “Right!” The guy blushed and asked why. One of the guys told him to shut up. I slid down the ladder using the handrails and of course my dress flew up displaying my privates and the guy was incredulous that two women on the same boat would have forgotten their undies.
His mate told us he lived a sheltered life because he became almost unmanageable when he didn’t understand things and he always wanted to ask many questions. I told them to let him talk to us but they were worried. I assured them we would not hurt or embarrass him..
We asked him to show us how the barges were hooked together and he was an absolute gentleman but he did ask lots of questions. The one that made us realize he really was not use to the real world was “How much we charged to suck a dick.”
Dani and I looked at each other and one of the original guides started to answer when Dani shushed him and asked the guy to repeat his question. I asked why he would want his dick sucked when he could fuck a girl. He said he didn’t want to catch AIDS from us prosties so he always made them suck his dick.
We asked why he thought we were prosties (I was not even sure what that was at first his accent was so thick). He said we didn’t wear undies. He showed us the cables and the chains and the come-alongs or something like that. I was actually surprised how simple and strong the system was.
We asked to see inside one of the barges – they were hauling propane in large tanks. The boss told us that was impossible – against insurance rules because one missed step and we could level everything for miles. He told me the only reason we got as far as we did was Captain and our bald but he would not finish he sentence. We girls both knew and laughed.
As we moved back to the tug and our ship we joked with our guide. He again wanted to know how much we charged. I told him we were free but he had to be real nice AND never tell anyone. He watched as we climbed each ladder and still could not believe he could watch for free. Our real guide told us we were being real nice. I told him we liked to make people horny. That’s all. He asked what we got out of it and Dani told him we get horny too.
He was going to ask if we fucked anyone we made hard but Dani told him no guy that looked ever got lucky unless he had already been lucky. He found that weird.
Before we crossed back to our ship we thanked the tugboat captain and the wheelman and our tour guide. I wondered why there were so many people for so few barges when Captain said there were two crews – one was returning to get their boat and load after they were stranded by a lock problem for a month.
Captain told Dani to move the ship away from the tub and to circle it and asked me to take pictures. Then Dani decided it was my turn to take the helm. I did not know what she meant. Her and Captain got a big laugh out of that and he motioned me over and I took Dani’s place in the Captain’s chair and control of the ship. It is like playing a giant video game – but you don’t want to lose.
He told me he would never be more then ten feet away until we had our licenses. He said we only needed to watch a few gauges and to yell if we saw any red lights. He is a licensed instructor and had trained several dozen idiots as he calls us.
But he is also a pain in the ass. As I pulled far enough ahead to initiate a turn around the barge he had me stand to get a better view out one window and when he pulled me back telling me it was OK to sit, well it was but I was not sitting directly on the chair. There was something between me and the chair. Captain wondered if I was able to concentrate with a hard cock under me.
I asked if he had ever fucked while underway. He said he was about to and I fucked him WHILE I successfully steered the Lisa Marie around the barges and back to the starboard side (or was it port?).
I do know that the next time the Captain uses his bow to try to infiltrate my stern I will stick my big foot up his stern and yank his balls from port to starboard while jerking his cock the opposite way.
I’ve been writing this post since about 2pm – no hurry – I’m on the river. Captain is running us through several tests – he keeps pointing out that he is getting older and if he decides to die at sea, one of us will probably have to take him home. We told him we are going to fuck his heart back to health so he does not have to worry. He smiles and wants to know when we are giving him his next booster shot.
I was rushing to finish this at first but Pops told me there were several spots I could transmit along the river. I have yet to find a place I am out of touch except for about a half mile up and down river from the cabin.
So today has been very lazy – Annie fell asleep on top of the wheelhouse (I think that is what they call it) and burned her boobs – Captain took great care to put on enough medicine – twice – he is definitely a boob man.
Lisa gave William a slow fuck on the roof of the galley which is directly in front of the wheelhouse. She had to stop several times when other ships came by. Captain said it was best to go slow unless we were in a hurry. There was always plenty of room to pass but he insists we watch for barges and listen to river traffic and if we can help by waiting for a lock position or by helping a tug around a tight curve, then we help.
He even offered to pin a barge for a tug while he went back for his others but when the tug captain saw me in the chair he passed. Captain came out of hiding and asked if he would do. Instead of pinning the barge, Captain told me and Dani exactly what to do and he ‘walked the plank’ as he called it and had a cup of coffee with an old friend. Pops was nervous until Captain came over the radio and said he had a test. The other tug’s captain barked four orders to us which we immediately evaluated and executed.
When Pops saw what we were doing and watched the Captain walk the plank back to our ship and we then ended up bow to bow with the upriver barge ready to push if needed (even though we had no bumpers) Pops was very impressed and the other Captain offered us both jobs.
We setup without help and walked the plank to confer with the other tug’s crew. Captain took over and we learned later he could not believe how fast we caught on.
Annie was lurking in the background and overheard what he said. She came forward and told him to get the fuck out of her chair. He did and she pulled up next to the tug and used the loud speaker to tell both ships she was horny and wanted to head for home port and some hard docked dick.
Both Captains lost it and Annie complained that some dicks just don’t hang the right way. Dani and I got back on board but were laughing so hard I had to pee.
Captain told Annie to do a switch-a-roo but she had not been around when Dani and I named it so he took over and we headed for home and I came back from changing my pee wet pants to finish this and post it.
Annie was teasing Captain and I heard her ask if he had ever fucked while at the wheel. I told her no that he would not fuck me because he wanted to ask her first. He smiled and winked at me. Annie told him to dim the lights. When he leaned back, she let her clothes drop and climbed on him. He was already hard. I told them I could get us home but Annie insisted I join them – the Captain should be able to handle it.
As it was Captain was finished before we reached the other river and he showed us all how to come up river to our dock and swing the ship around to dock. We all got to practice and when it was Pops turn he took us back down river and docked perfectly at the restaurant.
He invited us in for coffee and desert. Afterwards he headed up stream and docked perfectly at our dock. Captain was confused until someone volunteered that Pops used to live on the water in his home town and was awfully good with a canoe and a row boat and making things work.
Captain said we would practice tomorrow and the next day if the weather held. It would not be long and we’d be able to go without him. Pops said he would never let that happen.
We all had a wonderful day – I think we all got off at least once, some of us twice and I know Annie is going to peel. And now you know too.
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