Pops is spending lots of time with Chrome.
If you have not tried it get off your ass and try it. I think it is great. Pops had us turn off the DNS pre-fetch option otherwise Chrome can use 7 to 100 percent of the CPU.
I have a fairly new computer. Momtoo has an older computer she does not want to part with. My computer was at 7% but hers was at almost 75% until we turned that one thing off.
Pops disagrees that it does not use as much memory. As soon as he gets his normal twelve tabs opened, Chrome uses almost twice as much memory as Firefox BUT it is much faster.
Every once in a while my computer locks up while waiting for Chrome to do something. Pops keeps reminding me that it is Beta.
But I do like it. Pops told me to check out the home page but for some reason I am getting a blank page.
His home page shows his nine most visited pages and recent bookmarks and recently closed tabs.
So check it out – it is pretty good.
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Posts for Saturday, September 13, 2008 (archive)
Chrome – Sep 13 2008 by Dani
Posted at 1:50 PM
Where is the Sun? – Sep 13 2008 1215 by Dani
Posted at 1:41 PMWhere the hell is the Sun? IT is 85 with humidity almost that high – hey Nature, you bitch, it is September, it is supposed to cool down now.
I hate this kind of weather – if it would rain I would be happy.
The rivers are a rising – looks like someone put some yeast in both of them – one river is flooding, the other is about three feet short.
We can see the gauges of both although a high-powered set of binoculars is required to accurately see either.
And a minute ago Captain called to make sure we had heard the flood warnings. I guess that hurricane, Ike, is going to affect us tomorrow. Oh, boy. More fucking water.
We have all been sleeping around the clock and I am posting from my bed. Yes, perves, I am nakid.
Pops is about the only one that is up but that is because he cannot breath when he lays down plus he spent so many years in front of his computer not feeling well that it feels natural to him.
He is screwing around with Chrome – more later.
Captain spent a day and half in the hospital to fight dehydration and hoping to fight off pneumonia. When they released him he went to a hotel and would not tell us where he is.
Red has tried to go home several times but is usually back as soon as Fish gets going at high speed. Her daughters and Liz went to Red’s house so that they did not have to listen to us bitch about the their noise level.
They were back in two hours – our classmates/nurses have been god sent. Without them we would probably all be in the hospital.
B, gB, and Liz all had another surprise – me too, twice. Since then our back ends have been quiet BUT anything we eat comes back north after ten minutes.
The nurses are going to bring us IVs this afternoon if things have not improved. One of our local emergency doctors came out and looked down our throats, up our nose, in our ears, pounded on our stomachs, listen to our hearts and lungs and checked our pulse at our feet. I am pretty sure he looked up and down Lisa and my gowns.
Then Liz asked if he could check one more thing. When he asked what, she asked him to check her surprise receiver – it was really painful. We all laughed.
He did not know what she was talking about so she bent over and pointed.
The poor doctor turned bright red. Luckily he knew Moms well and they explained what the surprise was. He found that very funny.
He wrote orders for our nurses depending upon where our recovery is over the next few days.
If me and the teens can keep some food down it would all be better. Every one else is already in final recovery. Not sure about Captain.
Stubby keeps sneaking smokes. Liz caught him and went out without a coat or blanket and smoked one with him. The next time he went to the boathouse and then out to the dock. It is blocked from the lower floors but not from my room.
Lisa went to join him but did not bitch – she was feeling sorry for him.
So we are here – sorry no stories – don’t much feel like sex or even talking about it. I’ll ask Annie if she can post something. Don’t you guys like re-runs? L8r.
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Some People Are Idiots - Sep 13 2008 1140 by Dani
Posted at 12:00 PMSome people should not be allowed anywhere near a computer.
We have a reader (maybe has read the blog twice) that is sending us many comments and Imails. If we have not answered him or posted something within fives minutes he gets upset and calls us names and threatens us.
We don’t publish comments because of idiots just like him. We converse with most of our readers through email using untraceable accounts.
So we ignored him and other idiots like him because they usually go away after they get no response.
This guy is so stupid he sent us email that is attached to his real name although he thinks he is hiding behind his screen nickname. Absolutely hilarious.
The idiot made sexual comments about the kids. Since we live a very sexual life I was not too concerned but when the idiot said something about not sharing, he pushed Pops buttons.
Pops called the city and town indicated by his IP address and Pops started laughing. The dumb ass has his phone number listed.
Pops called and asked for him by screen name – the dumb fucker admitted it was him then accused Pops of breaking into his computer. He was going to call the police.
We are waiting for the police to call us. While we are waiting the idiot sent another message saying he had sent friends to talk to us. He is on the far west coast.
This is a message just for him – we are waiting.
But please tell them to hurry or they will miss the orgy.
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Posts for Friday, September 12, 2008 (archive)
Are We Alive? – Sep 12 2008 932 by Dani
Posted at 9:54 AMWe are not sure if we are alive – it is more of a ‘being’ here but we are not alive.
Thank goodness for our classmates – they have done more for us the last five days then we deserve.
The teenagers went to work with them last night again and the doctor said he could not do much. The respiratory infection on top of the other infection has weakened our immune system and essentially wore us out.
The respiratory infection really has Stubby and Pops down. Moms, Lisa and I are just fatigued. A trip to the bathroom can put us out of it for 6 or 7 hours. It is really sad.
Captain went to his doctor and got admitted to the hospital because of his previous bouts with COPD.
We’ve told everyone else to stay away. Red took Fish home Wednesday night but was back about three hours later.
He is doing fine and cheers all of us up but none of us can take full responsibility.
Cg1 took him to work Wednesday night just to give us a break.
She said he slept the whole night. Cg2 wonders if we are re-infecting each other so we are communicating via computer and text messages.
This little ditty had worn me out. So later.
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Posts for Wednesday, September 10, 2008 (archive)
My Date Results – Sep 10 2008 by Red
Posted at 3:43 AMSorry, I got sick and didn’t get a chance to tell you about my date.
After a great dinner with three bottles of great wine Kim and Jim brought, I settled down to seduce my dinner guests.
I flirted with them both but Kim seemed reserved even though she was feeling no pain.
Jim enjoyed the company of two sparsely dressed females trying desperately to outshine the other. I noticed his hard-on within five minutes and I noticed Kim kept discreetly giving him gentle rubs and squeezing his balls.
One time Kim came back from the restroom without her panties and sat on his lap. He went to the restroom and Kim asked if he needed help.
He said someone could come help him keep it from dipping into the cold water. They were gone for about fives minutes and I was about to go help when they came out.
She was flushed and his hard-on was gone. I gave him some private shots of my offering and saw he was hard again but Kim kept distracting him.
They switched to coffee and things cooled down for a bit but then Kim got all lovey-dovey since he was driving.
She went to the restroom to ‘stem the flood’ and he stood up to get a coffee refill and his cock was definitely ready for some pussy or a mouth.
But he didn’t make a move. He did apologize for Kim – she was jealous of me and worried I might steal her cock.
I repeated what I said to her – I didn’t want him forever – just for an hour or so – and I spread my legs. He told me I looked beautiful and wished she would shave.
I told him I could shave her while he watched and I could repeat it weekly if he liked. He adjusted his cock and asked me to cover up before she came back and we lost all chance.
She came back and whispered something to him and he finished his coffee and they said their good-byes.
He went out first and she apologized for chickening out. She said maybe I should come to their house and we made a date for tonight, Wednesday. I won’t make it but maybe that is good for now.
I did not hear their car leave so I looked outside to check. I turned the night lights on and could see they had laid the passenger seat back.
Kim was on her back and her right leg was spread wide and high and Jim was giving her long quick strokes.
She looked at the house and grinned, then grabbed his ass. I went to my bed to get my toy and fantasize.
She called me early the next morning to apologize for being such a bitch. I asked her when that happened.
When I turned the light on she grinned in victory and grabbed his ass. Then she made him change position so that she could suck him and let me watch.
When I told her I had gone to bed to masturbate and missed her show she sighed in relief.
She told me Jim did not know what she was doing, he just went with it. She had to clean her window off after she let him shoot on it a couple of times before she finished him off.
She said they got about a mile down the road and he pulled to the side, made him suck him and then ride him.
When they got home he kissed and teased her in the garage until the garage door opener light went off then he held her over the trunk of the car, striped her and almost raped her with the garage door up.
I called her ‘lucky girl’. Then she told me that I had intimidated her – I was so beautiful and my shaved pussy really turned Jim on. She was afraid she would lose him.
I started to convince her but she told me Jim promised he would never leave her and besides, he didn’t want kids and I had too many.
Then he suggested a fantasy that I was shaving her and when I was done I got her off then he fucked her and then me.
She told me his cock was extra hard during the fantasy.
I offered to make it reality. She confirmed our date for tonight and I told her I would dress conservatively.
She told me OK but she wanted me to strip as soon as I walked in the door and ask them to fuck me.
She said she needed to go and I told her to let me listen. She said not yet and was gone. I visited Pops for a DriveBy.
He wondered why I was so horny.
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Sick Update – Sep 10 2008 by Dani
Posted at 2:36 AMI’m sorry – I did not see that Pops did not update his post.
gB called about 115 am and said they had seen a doctor and the doctor recommended an IV for her and some other stuff.
The cgs put the girls all in the same room, hooked all of them up to IVs and gave them pills and a surprise. At least she thought it was a surprise. Pops started to ask what kind of surprise but gB said she was almost asleep so Pops let her go.
This morning the cgs brought the girls home about 10. I told them to take care of my kids, I felt well enough to go to classes and take notes for us all.
I should have stayed home. I was not well. Anyway I got home about 2 – Pops was back in bed sicker then hell and coughing bad.
The classmates were just leaving and told me everyone also now have respiratory infections. Both Moms and Pops had it bad.
Captain and Stubby were just starting to get affected and Lisa was worse then this morning but had not starting coughing yet.
The teens were much better but Liz was starting to cough. Pops came down to get some juice and he asked Cg1 what kind of surprise they had given the girls. Cg1 asked Cg2 and they had no idea what Pops was referencing.
Liz popped in and Pops asked her. Liz starting laughing but it made her cough more. She finally got out suppository.
It all made since to Pops but he was coughing so hard he had trouble telling the story. When he finally got it out we were all laughing.
gB was trying to tell Pops she had gotten a suppository – not a surprise.
Liz said the hell it was not a surprise. It was a surprise suppository. Stubby walked in and said that Lisa loves suppositories.
No one could adequately explain to Liz what he meant.
I am still chuckling.
I got a surprise and a batch of antibiotics then drank a gallon of juice and slept for almost 12 hours. I feel much better but I had to tell the surprise story.
One other quickie (story - not fuck). Mr. Nerd stopped by Sunday evening to see Liz – he said he never gets sick.
He called Liz this afternoon right after I got home and she told everyone to listen to this and she turned her speaker phone on.
She asked Mr. Nerd to repeat what he said. He said he was never going to kiss Liz again. He was sicker then hell.
We all laughed when Liz told him that she would have to break up with him if he quit kissing her. He said OK and hung up.
The look on Liz’s face was priceless.
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Posts for Tuesday, September 9, 2008 (archive)
Pops Notes – Sep 9 2008 by Pops
Posted at 1:28 AMEveryone is still pretty sick – I took a cocktail of Pesto and Imodium two or three times and it did not take long for my stomach to settle down.
Dani never really got sick either but she played nurse and was worn out after a 14 hour day.
I watched my football and finally caught the end of NNS race.
Mom called the school nurse and several kids are sick. The boyfriend of gB stopped by Saturday morning and we figure he contaminated her, then she did me and the banana bread got the rest.
Luckily none of the other girls who went home Saturday morning got sick.
The cgs brought out many different things to try and Momtoo says she is fixed just very tired. The cgs stopped by tonight and think that gB is dehydrated so they took her to work with them. B didn’t want to miss out so in the end the girls took the 3 teens and things got much quieter.
I’ve been taking care of Fish’s needs – he was fine this morning. Liz called to tell me she had given him more electrolytes right before she went to the hospital.
I expect he’ll let me know pretty quick.
I’m trying to find a chess program online that Liz downloaded. My machines all clear browsing histories when the browser is closed and the main server cleans out it’ records and cache at midnight on Sunday so I can’t look it up.
The chess program is really good in that it offers NO hints and once you moved you are screwed.
It does analyze the game after you lose (no one had won yet). I copied the installation program from Liz’s machine and used the network to send it around to different machines.
When I cranked my copy it told me it determined I already had another copy running on a different machine – I would need another license but when I tried it could not find its website.
It told me it was having trouble getting to its site so it would allow me a temp license.
That was an hour or so ago. It just popped up and said it could not find it’s home DNS record so it would assume for now his website was gone for whatever reason so he granted me a full license.
I thought that was a neat way to handle the problem.
So here I sit with a baby next to me sleeping very peaceful, waiting for word from the hospital about the teens.
I also have 5 women in the house that aren’t putting out so I guess I’ll just let this game kick my ass for a while.
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Posts for Monday, September 8, 2008 (archive)
Sick Time – Sep 8 2008 by Dani
Posted at 4:28 AMWe are all sick. I figure gB caught a bug at school and gave it to all of us because she got sick first – about 1 pm Sunday followed by her sister then mother then baby brother and Liz.
gB made some banana bread Sat evening and asked Pops to taste her dough several times. They were sharing a spoon which is something Captain has bitched at both of them about.
Pops got sick in the middle of the Bears game and then almost everyone came down with it over night.
The johns have been busy. I checked with the girls in town and the classmates and they are fine. It seems the people that ate the bread get it faster.
I was not here that night but did eat some last night. I am starting to feel the effects.
Stubby, who ate half of the last loaf is still fine but Lisa is terribly sick.
So I am sure the bloging will be sparse for a bit. Red and Fish are in Momtoo’s room. Pops and Captain are in the boathouse.
GB is really hurting. Fish finally settled down after several bottles of electrolytes and several diaper changes.
For a while we just wrapped a diaper around him and wanted for the results.
Lisa said antibiotics might help since Stubby who still has some in his system is still fine.
Pops says bullshit – Stubby is fine because his entire system was made stronger from all the ‘river water’ (moonshine) he drank over the years.
I did see Pops raid his medicine cabinet for antis looking for something less then a year old.
The classmates are coming out after work and bringing stuff for us. They’ll come sooner if needed.
New news – Liz just came down and confessed that she may have put a little of that infamous rock salt ‘into’ the ice cream instead of into the ice she made Saturday night.
She is not sure but Mom said it did taste more salty then usual. Pops checked the brine, whatever that is and said he can feel the salt in it so we are not sure.
One thing - Stubby did not eat any ice cream – he sneaked a cigarette and when he got back the ice cream was all gone.
Liz is still yelling/bitching/yelling at him from her room even though he is in the kitchen making chicken soup for us all.
Liz just yelled asking Lisa to shut him off for a month whenever he smoked. Lisa responded he was already cutoff for being an asshole.
Liz is laughing between her yelling/bitching. This is going to be a long day – it’s already been a long night.
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Posts for Sunday, September 7, 2008 (archive)
Dani Update – Sep 7 2008 1045 by Dani
Posted at 11:37 AMThe previous three posts Red sent me yesterday afternoon but I was not near a computer until just now.
I was on a real, live, perfect date. Adam was an absolute gentleman, until we got in the elevator leading up to his apartment. Before the doors closed he bent me over, threw my dress over my head and buried his cock in me.
He pumped until the door opened on his floor then he picked me up and walked me to his door where he tried to ram my head through his door.
He finally gave me his key without missing a stroke and I walked right in sliding off his cock.
Then I locked my ass in the bathroom and teased him for at least ten minutes.
When it sounded like he was ready to cry I opened the door. He grabbed me, threw me over the couch and did not stop until he came.
Then the little fucker went to bed and fell asleep. I kept teasing his cock and when he started getting hard I sucked him and finally got him to wake up.
I let him go back to sleep at 4 am. He said he was not happy with me but when he cuddled I did not feel any anger.
We went to a real live play then semi-late Italian dinner with really good red wine then we went, of all things, ball room dancing.
It was so much fun and I danced with several old guys, several who grabbed a feel here and there.
Adam danced with several sophisticated women. He said several of them grabbed a feel too. One rubbed his cock until it was hard. She offered to blow him but he told her his wife would kill her.
One old refined madam wanted to know if I knew my ass would show every time I was spun. I asked if it all showed or just the bottom of my cheeks.
She laughed and wished she had been that way when she was young.
The last dance was a slow one and Adam held me gently. I noticed all the others were looking at us real hard. I figured they were remembering their younger days.
When the song was almost over he told me to check the back of my dress – something was wrong.
The little fucker had gently and slowly rolled my dress up until my full ass was showing. He told me every man in the room was hard and every woman was jealous.
I reached around and grabbed his cock – he was ready. I tried to pull his pants down but he was too fast.
I had a big smile and told everyone that thanked me they were welcome.
One really handsome guy told me that every woman in the joint was going to get it tonight while their man pictured my ass.
I kissed him and told him to have a pleasant orgasm. He patted my ass before I could get away.
Adam told me when I left this morning we could make this an annual affair. I told him to pick me up at 9 pm if the dance club was open.
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My Part In the War – 3 – Sep 6 2008 by Red
Posted at 10:32 AMI had to write part three because I forgot an important part.
When Mom made up the ice water she used a trick of Pops. She added ice cream salt or more commonly called rock salt?
Pops uses it to get beer cold fast and of course when making ice cream. The problem is the original package is gone – Moms did not know if it was edible rock salt, the stuff mixed with other grit to melt ice in the winter or purified ice cream salt.
I don’t really fucking care, have you ever tasted salt water? Ever get it in a cut? Imagine rock salt up your ass or pussy.
I had ice water with rock salt in my holes. Moms gave me an enema AND a douche at the same time. It helped but I was still hurting. Mom went to call the hospital but remembered the classmates worked in delivery and asked them.
Cg1 got her medical bag out of her car and gave Moms some things and I got another enema and douche.
I was very embarrassed especially when I could not stop farting. I asked for some alone time and I cranked the hot water.
I tried to stick the flexible sprayer up my ass then cunt. They hurt but my biggest concern was the cold – I was still frozen. The water was so hot and the room so steamy I could not see the other wall.
Just when I thought I might be starting to get warm I ran out of hot water. Moms found that incredible. They had two hundred gallon water heaters.
She went to check and one of them was off. I went to the kitchen and they were all re-living their parts in the victory.
I had no smiles, no joys – I just wanted to be normal again. Momtoo threw an electric blanket around me then a sleeping bag.
I was almost in heaven when I heard a snap. Evidently the electric blanket had thermal protection to prevent what we had just done. It over heated and shut off.
Dani brought me a big heating pad. It was great but only did one part. Lisa led me into the great room –she had built a fire. It was heaven but again only heated one side.
Mom finally told me I had hot water again and Cg1 and Cg2 worked their magic. Those two girls can give me enema and douches ANYTIME they want. The multiple orgasms were great and whatever solution they used numbed the pain.
I did not want to get out but they led me to bed, made a sandwich of me and covered me in fresh blankets straight out of a hot dryer.
I dozed off thinking I was in heaven.
Pops later told us the guys all took quick showers to get the salt off but he ran out of hot water since they only have 30 gallons and we had shut off any way to heat water.
He said he did not warm up until the long shower he took before going to the race.
He was pretty sure the rock salt had come from the supply the local road commissioner stores at the end of the road. Who knows what else might be in it.
Well my pussy and ass would like to know.
And that’s the rest of the story.
One more promise. The next time Captain and I are in the 69 position, I am going to be on top and smother him with my pussy then swallow his cock and the stick at least two fingers from each hand up his ass without lube and bite his cock and maybe fart in his face. As I said it’s a promise.
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My Part In the War – 2 – Sep 6 2008 by Red
Posted at 10:31 AMWe went out and I made Stubby lay on his back and I mounted him. Actually I just put his dick slightly in my pussy then sat down hard. We both love that.
Then Captain pushed his cock in with him. It was a tight fit but it was a great feeling.
Captain pulled out and went back in for lube. Pops pushed his cock in with Stubby. I have never had that much cock in me before. It damn near killed me – the pain was unbelievable. When they started stroking I screamed and made them stop.
Pops moved to my mouth and they got a rhythm going. Then I felt Captain go back in with Stubby in my pussy and his thumb lubing up my asshole.
Captain pulled out several times and I kept waiting for him to invade my ass but he just stretched my pussy more.
I became lax and just enjoyed their cocks. Then Captain invaded my asshole without warning. His fucking thumb was still in it and then he added his other thumb.
He put them UNDER his cock right next to my taint and pulled my ass apart. Stubby commented it really felt good. He pulled his cock and thumbs out and replaced his thumbs with his index fingers then shove his cock back in.
Then he pushed his middle fingers in. I tried to move but these guys were serious.
Stubby was pinching my nipples and pulling them to his chest. I do not think my tits had ever been stretched that far. Stubby was also trying to break a hole in the back wall of my pussy. He had never slammed me so hard.
Pops had a handful of hair at the top of my head pulling it up and back as far as he could almost cutting off my wind pipe and stretching my tits even farther.
He was trying to get his cock down my throat. No way – it hurt like hell, my throat and my head where he was pulling my hair and my tits.
Then fucking Captain tried to put his ring fingers in with the other two. At the first knuckle Stubby said that was great. Yeah, maybe for him.
He had just pushed the ring fingers all the way in pushing me to extreme pain but something took my breath away and I could not scream.
Then my mouth and nose filled with really cold water – it tasted fumy and it fucking hurt. But it didn’t end there. Mom had just dumped her bucket of ice and water on Pops head and back.
When he pulled back and out of my mouth I got the remaining two gallons on my head and back, but Stubby got a face full and let my tits ‘bounce’ back to my chest when he let go. But then he used them to push me up and back off his dick.
He rolled off the bench but not before Lisa poured her bucket on his chest and stomach and crotch and his back as he was on his hands and knees trying to get up to run.
He collided with Pops and they both went down again but on dry deck.
When Stubby pushed me back he pushed me into Captain who used his cock and fingers in my ass to balance himself and then Momtoo poured her bucket on his head AND my back and my ass.
Captain had pulled his cock out but his fingers still had my ass stretched wide and guess what poured into my asshole.
I have heard of girls that like their pussy filled with crushed ice – I have never met one – and I will not believe it until I see it in person.
CAPTAIN yanked his fingers out and pushed me forward. I fell onto the iced picnic bench using my tits to cushion my fall. My hands were trying to put my ass back together.
I didn’t get my hands under me in time to catch my fall to the deck covered with water and ice.
Ever fallen on a pile of crushed ice using your pussy, then ass and finally your back to cushion the fall? Ever had ice cubes cramped up your crack?
I do not care how much you like pain do NOT try this at home.
I rolled to my stomach onto my tits and jammed more ice into my poor tits.
I finally got my hands under me but it was too slippery – I fell twice, once on my face and once on my tits before I rolled off the fucking ice onto dry deck.
I was crying like a baby, and felt like I was in the artic ocean.
I saw Annie nail Captain in the balls with her water cannon then watched her nail Stubby in the ass and Pops right above his cock. They were screaming for me.
Then Dani, Cg1 and Cg2 threw more water on them and Fire nail their privates several times shooting double handed from the hips. She looked right out of a western. The ‘ole guys’ were off to the boathouse, cocks flopping in the breeze.
And I felt the breeze freeze my cunt lips together. I tried to stand but I couldn’t. The pain came back.
G came out to help me up but I was still lucid enough to know she should not lift me but I did need her to steady me as I stood and hobbled to the shower.
The hot water felt like needles piercing my skin and when it hit my pussy and asshole I screamed.
I scared G and she hollered for Moms. Momtoo came in and asked how I was. I explained between my gasping tears and she moved me to the tub and started gently rubbing me and spraying me with the flexible hose and warm water.
She told Fire to get Mom in here as fast as possible. I was ready to pass out from the cold and pain. I think it was only a few minutes before Mom came in but it seemed like an hour.
Momtoo explained and Mom apologized – she had not thought about this happening.
And that’s my part in our victory.
But there I still a little more to the story but it was embarrassing. Maybe I will tell you maybe I won’t. Check for part three.
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My Part In the War – 1 – Sep 6 2008 by Red
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