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Posts for Monday, November 3, 2008 (index)

Am I a man or a woman?

Posted at 4:30 AM
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Want to have some fun?

Go to this website and check some sites, especially this one: http://danilisastories.blogspot.com

Pops says it is because he heavily edits our posts. Our grammar is so bad he is ashamed to let us publish without editing. Plus the modified word processor we use has many of his phrases and suggests them constantly.

But it is still funny - I mean I've always got dick but sheesh - it is NOT attached!

BTW, I tested several sites that I personally know the sex of the author (and a few I was not sure of). The web page never, NEVER missed.

So am I a man or woman?

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Posts for Monday, October 20, 2008 (index)

New Feature in Place - Oct 20 2008 by Pops

Posted at 6:57 PM
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I have added a new feature - actually it is a different way to do what I already do.

I found out that even though I do not "display" an entire post, the entire post is still downloaded. I could not figure out why download speeds stay the same.

I finally looked at the source coming down. Anyway, from now on when you see this:

Click To Show/Hide The Rest of the Post +/-


And the rest of the post magically appears without the need to reload the page. Wish I would have found this trick a long time ago.

I'll be going back to change some posts - don't think I 'll do them all but some of them.


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Posts for Sunday, October 19, 2008 (index)

What Is This Place? – Oct 19 2008 by Dani

Posted at 2:50 AM
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Many people look at this site and are not sure what it is. At times I am not so sure either.

First, we are nudists – secondly we are private swingers – VERY private swingers – and we are public exhibitionists as well as voyeurs.

Now, to save your time - if you only care about erotic or dirty stories, click the link that says

•All Stories in Published Order

and read whatever you want until you are satisfied. If you have a particular ‘type’ of story you want to see and can’t find it, use the email links and mail us. We’ll listen to all. We like ‘pleasing’ our lovers.

There is no advertising (yet) or hidden tricks or traps. This site is for OUR enjoyment – but we’ll let you enjoy it as much as you want.

If you want the ‘whole’ story about this site and its evolution, read on.

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Still here? GOOD. Bear with me – Pops says I give too much detail – I’m still learning how to write. Many people have told me to tell Pops to fuck off, they love reading me – I would rather fuck him. Now I am off topic.

Briefly it started out as a place for Pops, Lisa and I (Dani) to write about our sex life and share it with all the Internet friends we had made.

We had so many ‘readers’ on our emails lists it became cumbersome to send out certain stories to only a select few with the same interest.

Bi-sexual stories to those interested in that. Orgies to those that wanted that. Blowjobs, anal, double penetration of the asshole OR the pussy and once in the mouth (I think), and three cocks at once.

Wearing a short skirt and flashing people in the drive-thru, bending over without panties wearing a short shirt in the produce isle and giving the stock boy AND the customer a good view - you get the idea.

Fucking on a motorcycle on an Interstate overpass at dusk (Lisa just did that). See how much fun we have?

We each started exploring the ‘I’ underworld – the Internet sexual underworld independently – the we are Lisa, Pops, Moms and I. We started in the chat rooms and groups and found a few websites and joined in on the fun.

Pops introduced us to the ‘voyeur’ side of things by showing us a website that had a camera running 24 hours a day, 365 days a year showing a couple’s bedroom and every activity that occurs in that bedroom.

My first visit I watched and listened to the wife talk on the phone with her daughter and shortly after her husband came in, undressed and crawled into bed.

After a few minutes of teasing and talking they were soon fucking and sucking and letting us watch it all. Pops was beside me and it was such a turn on.

The first time Lisa watched it she got so horny and infatuated she spent 24 hours looking for more such sites.

One other time the wife was sick and was laying in bed watching TV, eating chocolates, talking on the phone and after lunch she used two dildos to get off.

It allowed us to talk about our likes, dislikes, fantasies and past experiences – BUT we were all ‘new’ to each other and were very embarrassed to talk about such things. Even saying words like cock, asshole, pussy, nipples and fuck were almost beyond us.

At Pops suggestion and demonstration we started writing stories to each other about our pasts to get to know each other intimately. One of us would be asked a question and we answered it by writing a story.

Normally someone was watching over our shoulder and asking additional questions.

All to get to know each other. And boy did we.

We all found that writing about it was as big a turn on as actually doing it.

We invited our Ifriends (Internet Friends) to be ‘voyeurs’ to our private sex lives - and get to know us - by the written word. And many of our readers and REAL friends LOVED it and wanted more.

We cannot put our pictures or videos online for fear of damage to our professional and/or private lives.

So we started writing stories and emailing them. Before long we had so many people on our email lists it was too much trouble to send out the stories. That’s when Pops setup the blog(s).

Everyone could come get what they wanted at any time. And they could leave us private comments or emails about the stories – much easier to handle.

Remember our private swinger group? NONE of our neighbors know about our life styles unless they are part of the group and I can count those on one hand.

To get invited, we spend six or more months getting to know the people and making sure they will fit and meld with the others AND that they keep it a secret.

Each current member can independently get to know the candidate and we all vote.

I just became a ‘swinger’ member in the last nine months – same with Lisa. For ten years Pops and Moms and their friends and my friends parents hid it from me.

Boy was I surprised. I knew most of us were nudist but the swinging – talk about an adjustment.

Only ten people have been added to the group in ten years and most of them in the last nine months.

The original swinger members were all part of our Email friends – real people that know our real names and have probably fucked us AND watched us get fucked by everyone else. We shared emails and stories. We shared the blogs with them.

Plus we moved to our ‘cabin’ (big dump mansion on the river) and our ‘family’ has grown.

In the end we got so many followers we started getting questions about our everyday life.

Our Email friends wanted to hear about daily activities since we were only back ‘home’ once a month so we started posting those updates too. It was just easier to put everything in one place.

We started sharing our everyday life and introduced many of our friends/swingers on the site as well as two readers that Momtoo helped out.

Then Moms started a new job and are out of country three weeks out of the month. Once they were in a country they could not get phone service and had spotty email service. But they could always access the blog. So it became sort of a diary for our family.

They keep up with things at home by reading the blog. Our ‘swingers’ back home kept up with our sexual activities and lives and got to know the ‘new’ friends.

We don’t talk about the swinger group – it’s private – but the people that have ‘joined’ our blog family are fair game – with their permission.

Recently our life style took a big hit.

We have teenagers in the house most of the time. We could have prevented it and actually talked about it but Pops and Moms (Lisa and I too) LOVE having them around and would not have it any other way.

We just have to be very careful to hide everything but they go away for a couple of days here and there and we can let it all hang out.

We do miss being naked all the time but we can do it enough to still be satisfied and we can write about it all we want AND we can exhibit just about any where. All our doors have locks and what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors – until we write about it.

The biggest surprise was that so many of our Imail friends – people who only know us through the Internet – started following our lives so closely that if I mention something in passing and don’t give an update in a timely manner, I get my ass chewed.

As one long time reader says, she is living life with us and feels like she is part of our life.

And we have several couples who follow us and have ‘acted out’ our stories. They are the greatest.

So, there you go. If you read every post, you will get to know us fairly well. We don’t give out enough information for even close friends to ‘identify’ us so nobody in the real world will ever find us. There are many things we will never tell you.

But that’s the voyeur part – I wonder who is reading (watching) what we are doing and when they read the stories if they have to clean off the keyboard or mouse.

Or, if like one couple, they got so horny they fucked on the computer desk and it broke – she told him if he stopped she would cut it off – they finished and then spent three hours cleaning up the mess and putting together a bigger stronger computer table.

He told me he can fuck her as hard as he wants and she can still read the story to him.

That’s what we like to hear – and watch or read about.

I am going to go get fucked – just thinking about making people horny gets me wet – thinking about them climaxing and satisfying each other – I have to clean the puddle off my chair before I can go get fucked.

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Posts for Sunday, September 28, 2008 (index)

Order of Posts – Sep 28 2008 1045 by Dani

Posted at 10:55 AM
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Note: I wrote a few posts on Saturday the 27th of September but forgot to post them.

So that’s why the posts might seem out of order. Sorry.
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Posts for Saturday, September 13, 2008 (index)

Some People Are Idiots - Sep 13 2008 1140 by Dani

Posted at 12:00 PM
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Some people should not be allowed anywhere near a computer.

We have a reader (maybe has read the blog twice) that is sending us many comments and Imails. If we have not answered him or posted something within fives minutes he gets upset and calls us names and threatens us.

We don’t publish comments because of idiots just like him. We converse with most of our readers through email using untraceable accounts.

So we ignored him and other idiots like him because they usually go away after they get no response.

This guy is so stupid he sent us email that is attached to his real name although he thinks he is hiding behind his screen nickname. Absolutely hilarious.

The idiot made sexual comments about the kids. Since we live a very sexual life I was not too concerned but when the idiot said something about not sharing, he pushed Pops buttons.

Pops called the city and town indicated by his IP address and Pops started laughing. The dumb ass has his phone number listed.

Pops called and asked for him by screen name – the dumb fucker admitted it was him then accused Pops of breaking into his computer. He was going to call the police.

We are waiting for the police to call us. While we are waiting the idiot sent another message saying he had sent friends to talk to us. He is on the far west coast.

This is a message just for him – we are waiting.

But please tell them to hurry or they will miss the orgy.
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Posts for Tuesday, July 15, 2008 (index)

Blog Comment by Pops

Posted at 10:32 PM
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Sorry folks I have fucked something up - sometimes the sidebars (left side of screen) are a real small font but others they are normal. I'm searching for the reason but nothing is popping out and I am out of steam - just click on any posting title and the problem seems to go away - I'll update later.

Updated thirty seconds later - it's fixed - had extra HTML in one of the titles. Eyes are getting old. Not enough pussy or blowjobs.

Side note - why does Firefox spelling dictionary think blowjob is two words but almost every other dictionary think it is one? I know - Google thinks it is one word - but a better laugh - synonym is cock sucking - tain't it great?
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Posts for Thursday, April 24, 2008 (index)

Dani’s Request

Posted at 9:57 AM
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Hey fans, quit pissing pops off with your stupidity – he does not suffer idiots and he will block your address in a heart beat. And if he blocks you and you try to get around it (some of you must learn about MAC addresses and ARP) well he might just have your neighborhood shut down until they can remove your wiring from your house. And the neighbors will be told why. Once a guy told them he owned all the wiring in the house and would not allow the techs access.

I guess the wiring somehow got accidentally hooked to something and the wiring and the devices and outlets it was hooked to were removed from the outside when the guy drove off – I never did understand it completely.

So please THINK or at least show just a little respect. Pops maintains these sites – he knows one hell of a lot more then any of you.

Thanks.

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Blog Update

Posted at 9:25 AM
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Some of you (and now all of you) know we like to refer to the other blogs by number. Well 1 and 2 are both offline- big storm in Texas had caused problems – it has also caused problems with one of my providers – they promised the blogs would be in different server farms – when a storm in one city takes out two servers someone had lied so I have already stopped their services and the DNS records have been changed but it may take a bit for them all to catch up.

Blogs 4,5 and 6 should be back to life by noon - they are getting a hardware upgrade - if you read the daily updates then you would already know this and I would not have to waste my time.

Remember the CTRL-RELOAD feature of your browser in case your cache is old and needs refreshed. And if you are not using it yet and have a PC, go find CCleaner and use it during the downtime.

If you saved the first email we sent you (and we asked you to) you will have an IP address ###.##.##.### - type it in to your browser address and you might be surprised.

OK I’m on vacation – I have done all I can do. In the future anyone who sends me a note or comment that a particular blog is down will be promptly sent to Internet hell.

I have four different tests that constantly monitor my sites. I usually know when a site is down long before anyone else. Did you know that the test site many of us love goes down about 10 minutes out of every hour? One of the widgets is screwing things up – I know it but none of you do – why?

Someone please tell me why I should bother to tell you – how can it possible affect you. I’ll give you a break – IF any of my sites are down for more then 12 hours and we have NOT posted anything on this blog (run by Google) then feel free to email me. Don’t know my email address – then I must not have a reason to hear from you - get it?

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Posts for Friday, April 18, 2008 (index)

Comments and Email Address

Posted at 12:52 AM
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I've had a few comments and requests and pops told me to post an update. Almost all of the people that read this blog are also our Imail friends (Internet Mail). Imail friends are people we have met on this blog or other blogs, people we've met in chat rooms or groups, and people we've met through other Imail friends - friends of friends. We have NEVER and will NEVER meet any of these people in real life - they are all make believe or a fantasy as far as we are concerned.

UPDATE:
This blog now has it's own email address : danilisastories+blog(at)gmail.com

You can also just click the link that says Send Mail..... on any page.


To get our email address or chat name or even our real first names we want to get to know you first. There are many weird people out in our fantasy world. We get to know you through your comments to our blogs. Yes, I said blogs.

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As in more then one or two or three. Once you provide us with a good email address we will start an Imail friendship - but YOU have to start it. And you will get a temp email address from us - if you freak us out or pops traces your IP back to a known asshole then we can write you off.

Now pops said to remind all you wanna be Internet Hackers - we are NOT running Window Servers. You are not trying to fuck around with a couple of stupid girls - you are not smart enough to outsmart Google - and you are not smart enough to outsmart a very secure UNIX system not counting the routers and VPNs between you and our servers. If you want to try, be his guest but when he shuts down your access point and takes your money in court, you have been warned and don't cry and say it was a mistake and you'll never do it again - you are correct - you will never do it again because you only get one chance.

Want to talk to us? It is easy - leave a comment with an email address. The address can be fake to protect your identity but before we give you a REAL address for us we will need one from you and then we will not promise you anything.

The comments are all moderated by the person that originated the posts - want to talk to Dani, find a message posted by her and leave a comment - blogspot will send her a message and she'll take it from there IF she has an email address for you in the mail client or in the comment. If not, then you will not hear from her. And if one of us sends you a message to fuck off - I'd advise that you do exactly that. Trying to bully us or sending us threats or whatever just pisses us off. Once we let pops know, you are on your own.

Our responses or comments are mainly for "real friends" and we don't need to publish them. If you have something important to say or point out leave us a comment - we do read them all good or bad.

If you are just looking for a place to see your name in lights then find another blog or better yet, start your own. It is easy.

One last note - at last count we have over 400 people who read this blog AND we communicate with - many of them never come to this exact site - we have a mirror that only our friends know about. Since we maintain this site and a mirror and another three or four blogs, it may take us a little over 5 minutes to get back to you - in fact please give us six months before wondering if we forgot you. If you don't hear back from us in a week or so, more then likely you never will.

Because I just posted a post does not mean I am online - I may have written the post four hours ago and pops just posted it or I might have sent the post via email and closed my portable before the message was completed. And 5 hours later the message is completed when I open my computer again. If you start out bitching more then likely we hit delete before we even finish reading your message.

Nice guys always finish first with us - assholes don't even get started.

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Posts for Friday, January 25, 2008 (index)

Daily Update from Dani - Important INFO

Posted at 2:37 AM
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It's been a while. I've been thru hell the last few days but it was a good trip. Been to the very top and slammed to the bottom of the emotional spectrum.
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Already knew most all I found but I also revealed lots more then I wanted - but I'm glad I did. Pops kept saying nothing hidden and no lies -must answer the question no matter how much it hurt me or the other person. So I did, let it all hang out as he says. It was good.

I was told by one reader that someone stumbled upon this blog by accident (I teased her and wondered what she had searched for - I won't embarrass her) and posted our address in a married/lonely/single women's private blog/chat room and about 50 of our readers can not wait to get their daily fix. And a couple of you summarize what's happened on our blog or post links to our stories. When Lisa logs into the chat room, within minutes the word spreads and they'll be 25 women all wanting details. The first time it happened she got scared and shut off her computer.

Anyway, these women are the ones that comment the most and want to remain unknown. But as life goes, the assholes (wankers), ignorant, uncaring dipshits in this world ruin it for us all.

We must have been found by a group of 12 year olds that have no idea what a pussy looks like except from Internet porn sites and would probably run home to mama if they were shown one from across the room. They left 176 comments one day this week on Lisa' s first time story and they were mean.

They don't get it - but then most guys probably wouldn't.

Pops has decided that he is tired of clicking on a post and blogger giving that post and all the older posts which he then has to page thru to get to the next he wants to read. He wants a summary (he also said that Lisa and I have not and will probably not learn how to be concise and brief with our posts - but he's the one that starts every editing review with DETAILS - more DETAILS).

He is also upset that our archive tree is screwed because it appears to newbies and those that don't read the Guide to This Blog message, that some of our posts are from 1998 and 1988.

So to put everything in the proper date order, to put the compete stories in one spot, to stop the dipshits from ruining our day and wasting our time AND so that each and every post on this page is short and refers to another post containing the details, he's first looking for a new place to host the blog or even finding his own software and running the server himself OR, in the meantime, he is creating another private blog that will contain the full contents of each post.

What does that mean? We are probably going private on this site AND the story site. If you just cum for the stories, you can go to that blog, if you want the soap opera you can come here for your fix. The address for that blog is danilisastories1.blogspot.com and it is private.

So I need for every reader that wants to remain a privileged reader to send me a comment giving me an email address I can use to add you to the list of allowed users. The email address can be fake, like from spamgourmet, but you have to be able to receive at least one email invitation to join the blog.

You'll have to sign up for a Google account to login to the blogs but it is very easy and you can use any email address. This login will also give you access to many other Google tools but you won't get any spam or pressure from Google - we have not, at least so far and pops was a original signer. Other users will only see that part of your profile you want, they can never get your email address or name unless you publish it. It's good for all.

We decided to give you a week to get me those emails. It'll take just a few minutes. And I promise we will only use it to invite you to this blog. Once you are signed up, we can give any updates or new addresses thru the blog. Setup a new email, get the invite and then never use that email for anything else - we will not keep them.

So send me a comment from any post - we moderate them all - and we'll set you up.


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Posts for Tuesday, January 15, 2008 (index)

Blog Changes and Design

Posted at 3:31 AM
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I'm playing with the blog adding this and that. If something bugs you or does not work right just zap me a message and I'll fix it.

Thanks.
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Posts for Thursday, January 10, 2008 (index)

Fixing the Blog

Posted at 12:19 AM
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Well pop just continues to amaze me. Yesterday all he did was bitch about how LLLLLOOOOONNNNGGGGG my posts were and how it took SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO much time to page down to the next post - he asked me to be BRIEF??? Never in my life, except when I tell someone to FUCK OFF - that is how brief that conversation is.
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And then he was bitching about the fact that I wanted to put all my posts in chronological order so it was taking time to get everything in order - he figures I have written over 300 pages of single spaced "stuff" in the last 9 or 10 days.

He says most of the people in my Imail group wants tits and ass. We don't care about other crap (noticed he's put himself in my Imail group - actually there are about 8 people that are in both Imail and Email group). But pops, there are many people in my Imail group that want to know more about my life. Not everyone spends all day long getting off or surfing the porn net :):)

So after I gave him a bunch of things to post he started to post the Me&Lisa story and determined it was TOO much for the blog. If someone just wanted to skip the story to read the other stuff that I posted, like my diary, it'd drive them crazy. (Him is the only one).

Well someone on the east coast only had dial up available during the day. She complained it was taking FORRRRever to load the page. So pops shut the router down to a trickle and by my-pussy, she was not exaggerating.

So pops kicked us off the blog and "played" as he called it. He even setup a "test blog" so that if he really screwed it up, no problem.

A few minutes (how long have I been typing) ago he showed us the result. It's pretty neat. All entries will be fairly short [Ed. Note: ALL future entries]. If you want to read more, there'll be this cute little link to let you see it. keewwwlllll !!!

He showed me how and it is SSSSOOO easy - just takes a partial double post and a trip back in time. Cut&paste can be so kkkeeewwwlll.

If you use blogger, did you know that you can change the date and time of a post to sometime in the past or even the future???

Want a post to stay at the time all the time ?? When you post it, change the date and time to the future. It'll will be listed first all the time. If you use that trick, best to indicate when it was actually posted somewhere in the text.

Pops always says learn your tools well then "get out of the box" and adapt.

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Posts for Tuesday, January 8, 2008 (index)

Comments about blogspot

Posted at 7:04 PM
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A few bitches and groans.

A) Need a summary mode of reading posts; user reads first paragraph and can then "Read more...." or go to next post.
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B) Ability to put labels or at least a text box at top of blog message if can't have A)

C) Kill any emails addresses or "real names" from profiles unless user approves it.

Pops replied to one of the weather posts from last night and blogspot automatically assumed he wanted to use the REAL gmail (on goggle web site and the speller does not know "gmail") account he set it up with. The reply had his "real name" as the user and listed his profile that had all the good stuff. Like location etc.

He caught it immediately and was able to kill comments until he could delete it - so he's pretty sure it didn't make the web. He created plain Google accounts for us all with the fake info (for some reason we can't get Lisa's to work yet).

Pops has given us a few pointers to follow:

1) He controls all posts for now - OK
2) I & Lisa & him will moderate comments (see below)
3) Publish the fucking stories - most of us wants tits and ass - not the weather.

He doesn't get it I'm trying to pull "ALL" my friends together.

Somehow, pops has not checked this out yet, people could see my blog as soon as I started posting. We had almost 200 comments from probably young stupids boys with their dicks in their hands.

And then crap from somebody offering a chance to publish on a "real" site. As soon as we turned off moderated comments - problems went away.

Ok bitching done.


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Posts for Monday, January 7, 2008 (index)

Why this site was started

Posted at 7:23 PM
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Hello and Welcome to Dani and Lisa's Stories

This blog was started to act as a distribution point for stories that I, and my friends have written. We have a many Internet/Real friends and it was just too difficult to keep everyone straight with an email account so Pops (real name Alan - NOT my father) helped me set it up (OK he did most of it).

We're found that we all LOVE to read the story we are telling as it is typed into a text editor. We all gather around a monitor, one person at the keyboard and the others watching the screen. Pops (real name Alan - NOT my father) thought of "recording" our thoughts and stories so that mom could read them later (more on that later) and the process evolved into this blog.

It does not have to be a story, it can be our thoughts as we surf the web. What did we think about the movie we just watched. How I lost my cherry. The first time I saw two people fuck on a web cam. Get it? It could be anything.

As of this date, we only have TRUE stories. In the future we'll probably have fiction.

But the thing we like the best in how WET we get reading the 'good' stuff.

So enjoy the stories and try to have as much fun as we are. :)
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Posts for Tuesday, January 1, 2008 (index)

If You Came From A Search Engine Please Read This Post

Posted at 12:01 AM
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For some reason Google and other search engines have indexed my archive pages and finds them before regular posts.

When you search, many times you end up on an archive page which contains many different posts for one week or day.

To 'find' what you wanted search this blog again using either the nav bar at the top, the search box in the left column, the Search Keyword or Search Tag boxes.

As a test, go back to your search page and click on advanced search then put danilisastories.blogspot.com in the site or domain box and click search.

Or goto Google or Yahoo and search for: 'pussy site:danilisastories.blogspot.com' without the quotes.

I think you will like what you find.

Thanks - the Dani And Lisa's Stories Webmaster

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