Alan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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Posts for Sunday, December 28, 2008 (index)
A Very Good Christmas – Dec 28 2008 by Dani
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Posts for Tuesday, December 16, 2008 (index)
Dec 16 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:43 AMDani aced a final today and turned in her paper she didn’t start until about nine last night.
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Moms sent a comment that their return flight to St. Thomas had been cancelled. They needed new flights or whatever but had waited on hold for an hour.
Lisa took over then called Blackmama for help. Blackmama got their non-refundable tickets refunded and also have them on two different flights just to be safe.
They will arrive a day before us but Blackmama checked and was able to move their arrival date up a day. She also verified our reservations and talked to the manager.
She worked out a better deal. We get one wing (twelve rooms-six suites) to ourselves. Never would have thought of that myself.
Debby is now safely stowed in the room next to Liz’s here. Captain made her four different courses for breakfast this morning. The odd thing is that Debby has only gained twenty-five pounds. The classmates want her to gain more but from the ‘good’ food groups.
Rose (her sister) tried to sneak in some Resse’s cups – three packs – about 10 packs. Captain caught her and brought Debby down here and let her watch each of us eat two of them (they are too sweet for me).
Captain told Rose that if she ever tried to sneak snack food in for her again, he would make her eat it all at one setting while her sister watched. When Henry came over he was not happy with either of them.
Dani got home late and went to talk to Debby. When I went in to ask Dani a question I saw Debby hide something in her hand. I gave her a look and she opened her hand to show me a fun size candy bar.
Dani took full responsibility and promised she would not do it again. I could not be angry with either of them. When I was first diagnosed as diabetic, Dani would sneak me hard candy or half a brownie or cookie. I know how they both feel.
Stubby had a joint break while he was jogging – he had to hop back about a half mile. This afternoon he took another run but he had a back pack.
When he got back he showed me his spare leg in the back pack. He told me hopping on one leg was the hardest thing to do now that he was used to having two legs.
The same joint seized this evening while he was walking up the stairs. I took it apart but didn’t really see anything. He has an appointment at 7 AM to get it replaced or repaired.
Annie and Summer are here tonight – they are going upstate for a half day tomorrow and wanted a head start. But if you remember, Annie is cold blooded so I cranked up the backup furnace for the top floors and I’ve got a big fire going.
It is about 92 degrees here in the computer room and about 78 in the great room. It is about 7 outside – luckily no wind.
Creek from river to back pasture has about an inch of ice on top – it froze fast but it’ll be 45 on Thursday when we leave. Dani says she is wearing shorts. We’ll see.
Two more days then a night in Florida and we’ll be there.
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Posts for Saturday, December 13, 2008 (index)
Dec 13 2008 by Pops
Posted at 2:13 AMSee this is the way it works. You shut up and I post.
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Dani made it to and from Chicago. Flights were on time for once.
Debby is in the hospital in the classmates suite. They think she is having a problem with some type of diabetes. Lisa knows more but is asleep. Debby will probably have to stay in bed for a couple of weeks.
By the way, all you cheaters are out of the pool - not telling us she was having twins. We know the sex and you don't. She has promised not to tell you. Bitches.
Liz went to visit her aunt and called about 11 PM ready to come home. Captain told her to sleep and he would get her at 7 AM. Stubby thinks he ought to intervene but he is not sure how. Hurry home Momtoo, he needs your help.
My truck will not stay in 4-wheel mode - local dealer does not have a 4-wheel expert so Denny is taking it with when he and Cindy head home.
Nothing much else. But before I forget - Will is pregnant. I forgot to tell anyone - think he told me this morning. I have big grin - bye all.
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Posts for Saturday, December 6, 2008 (index)
Liz Is A Good Girl – Dec 6 2008 by Pops
Posted at 10:40 AMI have several people wanting to know how Liz’s party turned out.
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I am happy to say it was a great success but for a while I thought we had been wrong to trust her.
I installed a couple of extra cameras this afternoon to ‘keep an eye’ on things. When Liz got home from school she spent a significant amount of time on the computer.
She printed out several packets of paper but I could not get a look at them.
She took everything with her when she went upstairs to get ready. She came down dressed conservatively but sexy, if you understand what I mean.
Dani came home long enough to eat and she joined the welcoming committee with Captain to meet all her friends. I was busy with Fish – B and gB were invited but were supposed to be baby sitting. Good old Gram Pops took over.
Dani told us old farts, Captain, Stubby and me to not worry – she was sure they had plenty of condoms and on that note she left without telling us where she was going.
I logged into my computer and tried to bring the cameras up BUT they would not accept my password. Ms Liz had changed the passwords. I could not say anything because then she would know we had tried to spy on her.
Captain went up to collect empty plates and check on refreshments. He reported they were in groups talking quietly listening to music.
Stubby was getting antsy, Captain knew something was up but could not figure it out and then Dani came back with a surprise.
Moms and Lisa. They had lied to me about their flights home. Lisa went straight to the ballroom while Mom showed us pictures of her trip. Momtoo was extremely tired and told us to wake her when the orgy started.
None of us were amused. Then we saw everyone leaving the party. It was barely 10 o’clock.
Liz came in to give Mom a hug then asked her and Lisa several questions. She said she was tired and going to bed. She was gone in seconds.
A few minutes later I got a text message to look at camera 45 – and she gave me the new password.
I checked my two cameras but she had taken them offline. I pulled up #45 and we learned that her group of friends had discussed how to provide a Christmas dinner and presents to the local nursing home.
One group made plans to decorate the home and another was figuring out how many hams they needed and what the other side dishes should be.
Mom is still laughing. Dani said she already knew and laughed as she went upstairs.
Captain and Stubby do not know if they should be proud or mad at the deception. I myself am figuring out how to prevent her from taking over my cameras again. I am also embarrassed that she fooled us all. She is getting too good at that.
Lisa checked my vitals and pronounced me alive. Stubby brought us all a stiff drink with backups.
Lisa sat and told Mom from now on the plane trip MUST be split into two legs with at least 18 hours in a hotel between the legs. Stubby told her she would never last 18 hours with someone between her legs.
She dared him to try and the last we saw of them was him chasing her up the stairs.
Mom and I discussed our annual Christmas trip. Last year her and Momtoo stayed an extra three weeks. That’s when this blog got started.
Damnation, we’ve been doing this for almost a year.
And then Mom did something she has never done before after returning from a long trip. She fell asleep before we made it to bed. When I tried to wake her she pushed me away. Never happened before.
When Fish woke screaming she was awake and had him comforted before I could move.
She carried him upstairs and told me not to wake her.
Today she tried to wake me up and I told her to let me sleep. When I came down for breakfast I called her Grandma. She just smiled and fed Fish more cereal.
Dani called me Grand Pops when I sat down at my computer. When the teens showed up they were all calling me Grand Pops.
Liz asked me what it was like being celibate. Mom was just coming into the room and laughed and laughed.
The teens bundled Fish up for the trip home and one of them said loudly but slowly, as if I was old and deaf, they would stay away for at least an hour if I wanted to try for Mom again.
Mom laughed and said she was tired and needed a nap. I am not sure what the game is but I figure I can play it longer than she can.
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Posts for Thursday, December 4, 2008 (index)
My Bad – Dec 4 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:57 AMLast evening Dani had guests plus one.
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She had not seen Adam romantically (if that is what you call it) for over three weeks.
Adam, Bruce, and Erin came out, they got drinks and were talking at the bar. Dani asked Erin how Fire was doing and Erin commented that Fire was afraid of fraternizing with the boss. Dani and I laughed at that and she dialed Fire’s number.
When Fire answered, Dani gave her lots of static then told her the next time make sure she came out with Erin – she could do two at once – we all heard the front door open and I started laughing.
Fire came in and hugged Dani. She had waited in the car until Erin talked to Dani just in case there was a problem.
After a few drinks they retired to Dani’s room.
About ten minutes later Liz came down looking like she had just woke up. She told me she needed to talk to Dani – did I think she would be mad if she woke her up.
My mind was racing trying to come up with an explanation that Liz would take at face value.
I said Adam was visiting. Liz said it sounded like here was more than one person. I didn’t have an answer but I was trying hard to find one.
She walked over, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said she knew what an orgy was – her Mom would bring home three or four guys and send Liz to a friends for the night.
Liz wondered why she had to leave every time so one night she doubled back and watched her Mom and all the guys have an orgy.
Liz asked who was here and I listed them off. Liz wondered what the extra girl did then she clamped her hand over her mouth and started laughing.
I asked her what was so funny and she said now she knew what the classmates were talking about and she giggled some more. I decided I did not want to know any more. Luckily she kept it to herself.
As she went back upstairs she asked me to make sure Dani woke her up at least a half hour before she left – she needed some advice about sex.
I choked on my drink and she giggled all the way to her room. This morning Liz told Dani they had to talk in private. Mr. Nerd wanted her to do something and she didn’t know if it was sex or not.
I choked again.
This morning Red brought Fish over hoping me, Stubby and Captain could watch him. She knows we will never turn her down. She promised she was only working a half day and she would pay us when she picked up Fish around two.
Fish laid down for a nap around 130 and Red showed up shortly after.
Kim and Jim are in Arizona for the holidays. I have not seen Red without clothes for a long time. This afternoon she walked in, asked about Fish, spoke the code words and when I said yes she was naked in 10 seconds on her knees in front of Captain.
She paused long enough to ask about Stubby and was disappointed he was helping Cheese on the river. She was hoping to have all holes filled.
Me and Captain tried our best. That girl just has to have more than one person doing her otherwise she feels lonely.
Fish did not wake up until shortly before four and Red just barely collected her clothes and closed the bathroom door when her daughters and Liz came walking in the door.
B had just wondered where her mother was when Red walked out of the bathroom. B looked at her and said, “Well! We know what you’ve been doing.”
Red blushed and gB winked at me. B asked where Stubby was and Red said he just left. I wondered just how much her daughters knew but had no idea how to find out.
Captain invited Red for supper and she went to help. B watched her for a moment and yelled at her to get her bra out of her purse and wear it. Otherwise they would be hanging to her knees by next year.
We all got a laugh out of that.
So good last 24 hours. Davis and Debby went to a meeting this afternoon and Debby had strange pain near her belly.
Davis insisted on an ambulance but he thinks half the Fire department paramedics showed up. They all assumed he was the father and he did not explain different.
They carried her down four flights of stairs because the back board they had would not fit in the elevator with her on it.
The hospital took some pictures but nothing was found and so far – at least as of an hour ago, Henry reports she has had no other problems.
Liz has agreed to stay at Will’s cabin with her for a few days just in case.
Otherwise we miss you Moms and Lisa I do not have your flight numbers – please text me. Thanks.
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Posts for Tuesday, December 2, 2008 (index)
Dec 2 2008 by Pops
Posted at 4:23 PMDani got home about ten last night totally exhausted. She got everything done so felt extremely satisfied.
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I got her a piece of pie and glass of milk. She fell asleep after four or five bites. Stubby carried her upstairs. He said she never woke.
At 5 am she was up, showered and ready to go. Captain made her a very large breakfast and she chatted with Mom and Lisa who were just going to bed. Lisa was amazed at the poverty she saw. She says she has about fifty children to bring home with her. The equipment she delivered is worth more money then most of these youngsters will see in their lifetime.
Dani hugged the teens when they came over for breakfast. Red and Fish joined them. Fish has the complete run of the house and he does run on his tiny knobby little knees and calloused tiny hands.
He first target was the small tree against the wall between the kitchen and garage hallways. He grabbed it trying to pull himself up but when the tree tipped and he sat hard on his butt he laughed and did it several more times. Red was worried he would pull it on top of him but around the corner was Captain holding the tree to make sure that did not happen.
When he saw Captain he wanted food NOW. Always does. Fish will not eat oatmeal for anyone BUT Captain. It pisses his Mom and sisters off.
Dani left early to study for another test but she came back to trade cars with Liz - Dani's car was out of gas and she did not have time to stop. Liz has heard her car from afar but had never heard it echo over the valley when Dani hit the main road and punched it.
Dani called - she knew Liz would love it. Dani could not figure out how to turn on the CD player/Radio. Liz apologized - her face plate was in her purse. Oh well. Dani called back at noon wondering if I knew what colors Liz liked. Dani had to drive a couple of hours away and stopped to buy a new face plate. She also bought Liz a remote control that sits on top of the center spoke of the steering wheel. Dani says it is really cool. Stubby asked that he let him buy it and give it to her for Xmas. That girl is spoiled so much.
Captain is buying her extra wide wheels and very wide rear tires for Xmas. She saw them on another Stang back at the big house. Denny and Cindy reported that a ten foot tree would not fit in the rec room (I could have told them that) so they moved the kitchen table and set it up under the skylight. Cindy says it looks so cool from outside. Oh, Moms, Cindy swears she felt the baby kick - is that possible?
OK, everything is good. Captain and I are installing the new cabinets in the pool showers tomorrow morning. The teens have most of the trees decorated on the balconies (which one of you whores bought 12 more trees and did NOT tell me?). So I need to buy lights and more trimmings?
BTW, Cheese and his crew will be here to hang the lights on the cabin and out buildings. I decided this year I am also decorating a bunch of trees. Might as well get my money out of the cherry picker since I have to rent it for the entire day.
Captain says he has a big surprise for Xmas. He has made the boat house off limits especially the dry dock area. I have no idea - I asked if he was decorating the inside of the boat but he said No, so I have no idea what is up his sleeve.
Guess that is it for now. Captain made meatloaf and leg of lamb for supper - the smells are trying to make my stomach jump out through my mouth. Later.
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Posts for Saturday, November 8, 2008 (index)
Nov 8 2008 by Dani
Posted at 7:51 AMBy now most of you should know that William and Jeni are trying to have a baby but their first attempt failed. They have another attempt coming soon we think – they are silent about it.
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Debby moved into their cabin Wednesday – the contractor finally declared it finished. Will told her to pick whatever room she wanted. She ended up in a guest room at the back of the lower floor that has an attached bath and sitting room.
It is also three steps from the garage door, a few feet from the laundry room and down the hall from the kitchen and main recreation room. Pops called it a good choice – then I hear he bent her over her car and tried to shove the kid back in with his dick.
Debby teases him terribly. She went to work with Cindy yesterday and met the second in charge from the corporate offices who was visiting relatives. He made a surprise visit to the office.
She ended up spending four or five hours with him and he told Annie she had a knack for finding great employees.
Annie warned him if he stole her, he would be missing his cock. He laughed and Annie warned him she was not teasing.
Debby told Annie, Cindy and Pops that the guy must have a giant cock as cocky as he was and as much as he flirted with her. Made Pops look like an amateur.
Erin came out to take Moms to the airport yesterday morning and then she came back to the house which surprised me.
She asked if I had a few minutes. She wanted privacy. When we got to my room she stuttered for a moment and I finally told her to spit it out – I did not bite and very seldom hit unless someone wanted spanked.
She laughed but relaxed and said she had been spending so much time with Moms because she thought she was a lesbian but was not sure.
I knew Moms would have already discussed everything with her and I went right to the point – what that had to do with me.
She told me she was very attracted to Fire. Would I mind? Mind what? Then I asked her about Bruce. She still wanted him too. I saw her problem.
I called Fire and asked what her romantic situation was. She told me terrible. I told her she had a secret admirer who had a lover. She did not even ask if they were male or female – she just asked when she could meet them – it had been too long.
I told her I would let her know and I called Bruce. He was a little upset but when I told him he would not lose pussy privileges – in fact he would gain another three holes he liked the idea of two girls at once.
He said he was free this afternoon so I conference called Fire, handed the phone to Erin and let them work out the details.
Erin wanted to take a quick shower and wear something sexy. I told her to go, get them all in the shower and to hell with clothes. She smiled and was gone.
Last night she called thanking me saying it was perfect but she needed Moms number to ask them something.
I figured if Moms had wanted her to have it, they would have given it to her. I told her I would message them.
Fire left me a text message saying she was in love and G asked that I warn her the next time I setup an orgy across the way.
G has been seeing someone but we have not met him yet. She told me when the time was right.
Debby called saying the heat had quit and she had no firewood. Henry stopped by for Stubby and they took her a wagon full of wood but Henry found the problem with the furnace and got it working.
Debby heated up some left over soup and Stubby told Captain he had a rival. Debby texted me again about four this morning saying the heat had quit again – thank goodness she had firewood. I sent the teens to make sure she had plenty of wood IN the house and was waiting for either Stubby to come down or Lisa to see what they wanted to do.
Adam texted me saying I should get someone up soon – it was below freezing and although he doubted the pipes would freeze better safe then sorry.
I said something to pops who was already up. He called someone to get their ass out here now. He had a pregnant lady in a cold house and he was not happy – the owner would be furious.
Less then an hour later Debby called saying the heat was back on and the guy went to get a different something or rather. He was very apologetic and had helped the teens lay fires in all the fireplaces.
At first I thought she meant he tried to ‘lay’ the teens but I figured it out quickly.
Liz said the guy had a neat trick for laying fires and showed it to Pops when she got back.
Pops had never seen it but Stubby showed us an even better way that Pops thought was too simple for him not to have thought of.
Then Stubby showed us about ten different techniques and Pops grumbled about the fucking mountain man.
Captain came down and added a different technique to the list and then decided he was making fireplace biscuits – the first time I have heard of them. The teens are helping.
Whatever he is cooking it smells great. Liz bought some French Vanilla coffee. I liked he way it smelled but didn’t think I would like the way it tasted. I was wrong.
Captain made his own by roasting the coffee beans and grinding them himself. As Lisa says, it made my mouth come. Liz threw the store bought can away but gB dug it out and filled it with some of Captain’s beans for her mother. She told us Red LOVES flavored coffee.
Nothing special today. In fact, I am going go back to bed after breakfast. Adam, Bruce, Erin and I (and I guess Fire) are going to a musical then we’ll play musical dicks – and maybe musical pussies. Ought to be fun.
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Posts for Wednesday, November 5, 2008 (index)
Erin Comes To(at) Lunch – Nov 5 2008 by Dani
Posted at 8:49 AMI mentioned that Bruce called wanting me to introduce Erin to Pops
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– specifically his dick.
I called Erin Sunday night and asked Erin to lunch Monday after class. She accepted. We seem to have much in common.
I told Pops a friend was coming for lunch and I wanted him here.
Erin got lost twice but finally arrived and when she walked in the front door she wondered how long we had lived here in the middle of nowhere. When I told her ten years she wondered why.
Keep in mind that when you come down the drive you can not see the cabin. The drive ends in front of the garage and trees hide almost everything.
Erin asked why I didn’t stay in town when we entered the great room and her mouth fell open. She looked at me and commented about nice surprise. She looked at the window wall for several moments then I pointed up and she caught her breath.
She could not believe what she was seeing. I took her to the window wall past the giant fireplace – she started to ask if it worked but felt the heat from the coals of the morning fire.
When she saw the boat house she wondered what it was so I took her up the stairs and we walked out on the connecting deck. She paused saying she did not like heights but when she saw the trees, the river and the pool she quickly forgot her fright.
She turned around several times to look at the window wall and the cabin. We entered the boat house and walked down the hall to Captain’s door which I knocked on. Wonderful smells came tumbling out his door and I introduced them.
I asked if the Dani Marie was up or down and he said down and warm – he had tested the heating system.
I took Erin out the door to the balcony that surrounds the dock. She gasped – and asked if the boat was mine. I took her to the back and showed her all the names. Then we boarded and I gave her a quick tour.
I was not trying to impress her – I just wanted her to know where I was coming from.
We walked back to the cabin on the ground and she wondered whose tug boat that was. I told her it was Stubby’s little tug – he sometimes helps Cheese out with smaller projects.
We walked into the kitchen from the kitchen deck and the smell of bacon hit us. Lisa asked if Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato on sourdough sounded good. Erin accused me of talking to Bruce – yes I had – it was her favorite.
We sat down with Lisa and they talked about themselves while we ate. I asked where Stubby and Pops were. She said Pops was taking a nap and Stubby was carving.
Erin only ate about a third of her sandwich and nothing else. She told me she was nervous – she was always this way when meeting new people. Lisa told her to relax – nothing would hurt her here – except maybe when she got a surprise fuck.
Erin had a question on her face but I told her it was time to meet Pops. Lisa, who I had clued in, told her to get ready for a treat.
We walked up to the third floor and she had to stop and look over the balcony into the great room. She kept commenting how beautiful it was.
We walked towards Pops room and she asked how old he was. I told her old enough. She looked sideways then asked who owned all of this when Pops door opened and he said, “Technically, Dani does BUT only when my body is cold.” He looked real serious and mean then broke into a smile and laughed holding out his hand.
I introduced them using his real name. He invited her in and asked me where I wanted to do it. Erin asked do what and I said here.
He had reached the bed and he turned around and dropped his shorts. Erin caught her breath. I pushed Pops on his back and helped Erin get naked and climb on top. Pops said she could never take him, she was too small. I told him to get ready for a surprise.
She looked at me and I told he to fuck him now. She sat on him and moaned then started riding him horsey style as he calls it. He commented that I had been giving her lessons.
She came and said it felt so good. Then she tried to look between her legs and I grabbed her shoulder and told her to get ready – magic was about to happen.
As Pops got hard she started coming harder and longer until finally she was coming each time she buried him in her.
I asked if it hurt and she said fuck no while gasping for breath. Pops said she was so tight and he grabbed her hips to push himself in farther. I reached around and played with her tits. Pops told her they were perfect.
Pops asked if he should hold back and I told him no. He grabbed her hips and held her still while he came. She came every time he shot.
She collapsed on top of him and said WOW. I told her this was a present from Bruce. He wanted her to be completely filled.
She could not believe what I said. She pulled off and looked his cock over – she tried to suck him but her mouth barely fit around his cock head.
About this time Lisa came in and told her she needed to be a big mouth to give him a blowjob and she swallowed him which made Erin groan and come a little.
Lisa pulled off and told her she tasted sweet. She came again then Lisa asked what the hair was for. Erin said to prove she was a real blonde.
Pops went soft and Erin could not believe his size. Lisa told her that if she liked anal, it was best to take him soft and then prepare to be stretched to the limit. Erin could not believe it – she said she was saving her virgin ass for Bruce if and when she decided to do it.
Lisa told her to make it soon, if she liked it she would kick herself for not trying it sooner.
Pops asked her a few questions and then Stubby came in looking for Lisa. I introduced him to Erin and Stubby asked Pops if he had satisfied Lisa. She said no, he had fucked Erin.
Erin started to ask something but said it was none of her business. I told them that Pops was only the fourth cock she had fucked. Stubby was surprised then Lisa asked him what he was about - she told us he had only fucked five women.
Erin wondered why and Lisa pulled him to her and pulled his pants down. Erin saw his bionic leg but then gasped when she saw his cock. Lisa started sucking him, he was already half hard from looking at Erin.
When he was fully erect Erin wondered how anyone could fuck that monster. Lisa told her she could only take about half in her vagina (I have no ideas why she used the proper name, but she did) but she could take the whole thing up her ass if he was careful.
Erin actually called her a liar but Stubby had already picked her up and was leaving the room. I told Erin he was still kind of shy.
I gave Erin a bath robe and we went out to the balcony to look when Pops told her she could see the big town from his balcony on a clear day.
We had a great view then Erin almost got pushed over the balcony when Pops bent her over and gave her a Drive-By-Fuck.
She was hanging onto the railing for dear life but when Pops lifted her feet off the ground when he buried himself her little yelps of fear turned pleasurable and after Pops came and pulled off she fell to the floor trying to get her wits back as Pops calls it.
Bruce had told me that Erin was always horny and had yet to be satisfied. When I helped her to the bathroom to clean up I asked how she felt. She told me completely satisfied. I smiled and told her that would make Bruce happy.
When we got back to Pops room to get her clothes she called Bruce and told him thanks and she owed him whatever he wanted. She listened for a moment then said OK and hung up.
I asked what he wanted – she smiled and said a home cooked meal. I laughed – then she said she did not know how to cook. That really made me laugh.
We went down to the computer room and she kept staring at the window wall then asked about the stained glass. Lisa told her the story and just as she finished Moms got home.
After introductions I could tell Erin had plenty of questions. I yelled for Pops and he came in with an apron on followed by Captain. Pops said Captain was showing the proper way to get a turkey ready to bake.
I guess Erin looked confused and Pops introduced Captain as the boat captain and chief chef and wood worker extraordinaire. I asked Pops if he would run a background on Erin, if she agreed, and give me clearance.
He asked if she was ready to be probed out in the ‘real’ world. She was cautious but agreed when Captain left and he told her it all information would be kept secret even from me. She grabbed my arm and said she wanted to stay and protect her innocence.
This really tickled Pops and he pulled off his apron and sat down very serious. He asked three rapid fire questions then went to work.
A few minutes later Erin could not believe what he showed her but she was even more amazed the deeper he dug.
When he called her company and asked to talk to the president and asked him for clearance to their HR records, Erin whispered that she could not even see them without a court order.
The president was concerned Erin might be looking for another job but Pops calmed him by saying it was just a deep background/security check.
Several seconds later Pops was asking for a complete summary of her personnel record.
Then Pops and I got a big surprise. It turns out Erin’s mother is married to the President (Erin’s stepfather) of the company and Erin is being groomed to take over in five years.
Erin just shrugged and Pops asked if that was what she wanted. She admitted she loved it and could not wait.
After a few more minutes Moms came in and invited her to tea. I motioned for her to go. Pops yelled a password we use to their backs to let them know she was cleared.
I moved to my terminal to check on work and to Google her company and her name. I also called Adam then went to the kitchen to ask if I could call Bruce.
She asked that I lie – give him a completely screwed up story to see if he got scared off. I was not sure but she promised she would not let it go far.
Momtoo immediately came up with a storyline and she sent me an outline after we hashed it out. Pops came in asking if we had not had enough terrible tricks in the past week and Moms let him know that laughs were always good.
Then I realized that Bruce had not been cleared and that’s when Pops told me that he had been cleared weeks ago, a few day before – but then he shut up.
He looked at Erin and she laughed then leaned over and whispered to Pops. He shook his head yes but they both refused to explain themselves. I forgot about it and went to call Bruce.
Erin talked to Moms until almost eight that night when Adam and Bruce showed up unannounced. Erin and Bruce acted like a couple in love. Moms both commented that they made a cute couple.
I cornered Adam about Pops clearing Bruce and I not being told. He asked why it mattered – he was just making sure I was protected. I thought is a very considerate act but something kept nagging me.
Moms made the boys a sandwich and soup then they said they had to go catch a plane to Canada. I think Erin and I were both hoping for an orgy but we were disappointed.
I was getting tired and invited Erin to spend the night but she said she needed to get home – she had not been there since Saturday morning. Her mother was not very happy with her.
I went to bed but before I did she told me that Bruce had surprised her in the shower that morning. He snuck in while she was shampooing her hair. He would not let her turn around and tied her hands.
Then he fucked her from behind against the shower wall and left her when he was done never saying a word.
I told her I wished the boys were here now – she told me she was still satisfied. For some reason that did not surprise me.
I went to bed and was asleep in minutes but I came wide awake about three hours later. I dialed Bruce’s number but it went to voice mail – I tried Adam with the same result. Then I tried Erin – when she answered the phone I heard an echo.
I walked out to the railing and she was still talking to Moms. Pops was asleep in his chair and Lisa was working at her terminal.
I whispered in the phone asking Erin if Bruce had tied her hands to the shower head and she started laughing. That woke Pops up and Erin said I had finally figure it out.
I wanted to throw my phone at them but I resisted then Liz popped up from a couch and asked if I knew I was naked. I could think of nothing but sticking my tongue out at her and I went back to bed.
At least now I knew who the shower phantom was – and decided the storyline Momtoo had invented needed some major tweaking – it was payback time.
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Lisa and Stubby’s Exhibition – Nov 3 2008 by Dani
Posted at 5:47 AMRemember me mentioning Lisa and Stubby having sex on an overpass ?
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Most of you have noticed I have not told you what their tattoos look like. I will reveal that someplace in this post.
Lisa and Stubby were taking a ride the day before they got their tattoos. It was close to sunset and they had ridden for several miles following a country rode trying to get back to the interstate. They crossed the interstate on an overpass that was not connected.
They had ridden another couple of miles when Lisa told Stubby to go back to the overpass.
When they got there she had him park and put the bike on the center stand over the west bound lanes. The sun was big and glowing orange. She got off and had Stubby recline against her back rest then she pulled his cock out and started blowing him. Stubby tried to stop her but she told him to stop.
The overpass was old and had guard rails that were not as tall as the bike. She knew the people on the interstate saw them in silhouette and pointed it out to Stubby. She could see their elongated shadow on the road.
When Stubby was hard she unzipped her shorts and stepped out of them. She put one foot on the back peg and swung her leg over putting her foot on the other side’s peg.
Then she held his cock and slowly sank down on him. Stubby could not believe what she was doing. He was scared but also turned on.
Truck drivers started honking their air horns and many of them slowed and stopped a short distance from the overpass probably alerted by drivers already passed by.
Several cars and pickups had also stopped. They were creating a small traffic jam. Stubby as afraid they would cause an accident.
One of the truckers who had a PA system told Lisa to show them her tits. She pulled her top off and put it on Stubby’s chest. The trucker yelled thanks and many others honked their air horns.
Lisa’s tat is right above her slit and in small letters says: Spread for On/Off Switch. She said it hurt like hell at first but she got really horny by the end.
Lisa told Stubby to spank her. Stubby pointed out their shadows on the road and Lisa pulled her small digital from Stubby’s shirt pocket and took a few pictures. They are great. One shows twelve trucks (I counted) and several cars and pickups stopped some with people hanging out the windows.
Remember that Stubby is so long Lisa can only take about half of it. That leaves about six inches showing. She took two pictures of the shadows – one of him all the way in and one of him all the way out. His cock looks like it is ten feet long.
Stubby started spanking her, which really turns him on, and since the exhibition excited him even more, he came fast.
When he was done, Lisa climbed off – mind you she was completely naked except for her riding boots and a scrunchy in her hair – with her ass facing the voyeurs. She sucked him for a few seconds then she pushed Stubby forward grabbing her clothes and climbed on.
Stubby fired the bike up, they leaned back and drove off the center stand and down the road to a chorus of air horns.
Stubby stopped when they were out of sight of the overpass and Lisa got dressed. They were trying to decide how to hide if they met a cop. There had been no side roads for miles.
On a road that paralleled the interstate Stubby started to make a turn but saw something in the headlights and decided to try an overgrown dirt road that something big had traveled down recently.
Lisa said she could feel the tall grass and weeds pull on her boots and smelled burning grass from the pipes. They rode about half a mile very slowly when they saw another overpass.
Stubby rode through a ditch to the road and they got back on the interstate headed for the hotel never seeing a cop.
Stubby’s tattoo says “Hand Crank To Start” with a downwards pointed arrow. His pubic hair was already growing back and it was hard to see the first time.
Lisa shaved him last night. He just showed it to me again. WOW!
They found a truck stop a few miles later and decided they needed a good dinner. Several truckers looked them over as they dismounted and once inside a big burly trucker leaned on their table on one knee and asked if they had seen the couple on the motorcycle parked on the overpass about twenty miles back?
They both feigned innocence and the trucker stared them both in the eyes as he told Lisa great tits and Stubby that he was one hung son-of-a-gun.
Neither said a word and the trucker said thanks and left laughing.
When they finished eating and asked for the check, the waitress said one moment and came back with a fifty and five dollar bill. Stubby did not understand until the waitress said dinner was already paid for, she took out her 30% tip and the change was our tip for the show.
She asked if it made sense and Stubby said yes and gave the money back to her saying if she had not seen the trucker in a few weeks to buy some truckers coffee with pie and they left. As they rode through the parking lot several trucks starting blowing their horns and flashing their lights. Lisa just waved.
Once they hit the Interstate, they both cracked up and chuckled about their little fling for a couple of days. The first truck they passed honked his horn and flashed his lights. Lisa waved again. She stopped counting at twenty similar greetings and suggested to Stubby they get off and take back roads again in case the cops were monitoring the CB.
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A Terrible Trick – Oct 31 2008 by Dani
Posted at 4:32 AMOn Wednesday my friends played a trick on me – a terrible trick – but it would have been great IF it had gone off as planned. In the end I got great payback but I am still exhausted by the unintended results.
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Briefly, Jeni went to the doctor for pregnancy tests. She got a call later that afternoon while I was at lunch with Annie that it was too soon to run the test.
Cindy, Debby and Jeni all went to town that afternoon to meet the classmates and happened to see Annie. They talked and Annie convinced them it was a perfect time to play a trick on me.
On Wednesday morning Jeni told me she could not take a lab test but still wanted to know so she went and bought several pregnancy tests.
She asked me to show her how to use them – I found it odd as I have never had occasion to use one – but I put it down to nerves.
We went in the bathroom and I peed on the test and she laughed very nervously. She asked me something about the Internet and we went back to my computer.
She remembered the tests and came out holding the tests. I saw the positive sign and hugged her congratulating her when she pushed me back and asked which test was mine, left or right. When I looked I told her she mixed them up. No she was sure. She told me she would get Lisa.
I grabbed another test and went to the bathroom off my bedroom and peed on my hand again.
Lisa came in asking if I was OK saying she wanted me to talk to Pops – he was sick in bed with a cold. I talked to him for a few minutes and agreed with Lisa he just needed more rest.
I checked the test in my bathroom, grabbed my keys and fanny pack and went out the deck door walking around the cabin to my car and left.
I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I headed for the big house but drove right past – I did not want to be found – after several calls and text messages, all of which I ignored I turned off my phone.
About thirty miles later I turned off the Interstate and traveled to a little town with a brand new hotel next to a small cafe.
I parked in the back of the lot between two semis – I do not know why – and checked in with no luggage.
I tried to eat lunch, went to Wally world for supplies and two sweat pant outfits and laid in bed for the next 24 hours. I was devastated. How had my IUD let me down? What had gone wrong? What would happen to school? What would the teens think?
I slept very little and woke up cramping badly. I took a run wishing I had a sports bra – it has been a long time since I let the twins out.
Read the post right before this one – it’ll explain the twins and my little exhibition.
When I got back from my jog I took a hot bath and showered.
I went next door for lunch and ate like a pig. I got back to the room trying to decide what I was going to do. I had to pee and when I wiped I noticed something but just went to the lobby for supplies and then crawled back in bed and might have cried for a while.
I ate again at supper like a pig then went back to bed but had terrible nightmares. When I woke up I changed my pad and wished I had a pair of panties or a thong - then it hit me.
How could I be pregnant IF I was bleeding. Was this a bad sign. Then I did some calculations and after a little bit I called the girls about every name I could think of. What a dirty fucking trick.
I grabbed my crap, paid my bill and drove to MickyDs for some comfort food and saw the assholes from the day before (read the previous post). As I started to drive out I rolled the window down and called them fucking losers and left in a hurry.
They followed me. When they pulled up next to me I showed them my third item and floored my Mustang. It was no contest and I snacked on shitty chicken parts, chewed on a piece of rawhide and sucked down a chocolate shake with something that sort of tasted like apples for dessert. The shake was the best part – and the sweet and sour sauce.
I pulled my phone out and texted Lisa telling her I was on the way. I did not check any of the messages – I knew what they said. I turned the phone back off.
When I walked in the front door, Annie, Debby, Cindy, BBs, Jeni, the classmates and Lisa were all there with frightened looks.
Moms, who had got home early that morning, and Pops were in back of them with concerned but loving looks. The teens were behind them with questioning looks on their faces.
Annie started to talk but I held my finger up and grabbed my phone pretending to answer it. I paused for just the right amount of time then said yes doctor, thanks doctor and closed my phone and my eyes,
BBs asked what was wrong. I said the doctor had just confirmed it….and I paused again for dramatic effect, cursed and said I was NOT having a baby.
Annie said, “Confirmed?” I shook my head yes then said again, “But I am not having a baby. Not now!”
The look of shock on everyone’s faces was wonderful – perfect – exactly what I was looking for.
The girls in front all gathered around to give me hugs and congratulations. None of them could see my face so I winked at Pops and Moms then held a finger to my mouth.
They all started to laugh then Pops caught them and Moms came forward acting so proud to finally become grandparents. They were absolutely perfect.
Pops took the teens outside to explain. They all came running back in excited and hugging and kissing me and asking what it felt like. When Liz hugged me she whispered “What a payback” and squeezed me harder.
She let go and called to GrandPops asking about an early lunch since the party was starting early. Party? Then it dawned on me why everyone was here – it was the annual Halloween party. I had forgotten all about Halloween.
I told the gathering thanks for everything but I was NOT having a baby now – it was the truth but the traitors, as I thought of them, thought I meant I was aborting the pregnancy. I did nothing to indicate otherwise – I was telling the truth – I was NOT having a baby.
I told them all I had not slept well, I needed a nap. Moms came to my room with me and we had to cover our faces with pillows to prevent our laughter from being heard. Liz came in and covered her face.
She told us the other adults were going nuts and had no idea what to do or say. They were in total shock.
All of us girls – Annie, BBs, Jeni, Cindy, Lisa, the classmates, Momtoo and Debby were all mistakes. I found out today that Liz was a mistake too. We were all unplanned pregnancies. We were a sisterhood and had all agreed we would never give up a baby unless our health was in jeopardy.
They could not understand how I could not have the baby.
I told Moms what I wanted to be for Halloween and Liz said she had the perfect prop.
I went to sleep giving orders to wake me in time for the costume parade.
At four Liz woke me up rubbing my back, She asked if I wanted to sleep longer and I stretched saying I felt great – the nightmares were gone.
I took quick shower and came out to find Annie and BBs waiting for me. I looked straight at Annie and told her I did not want to talk or see her right now.
She left almost in tears. BBs started to say something but I stopped her and told her the real facts. She laughed until she cried. Liz came back with our costumes and we helped each other get dressed.
She was going as a whore – her skirt was so short it hid nothing, She had a bright orange thong on over flesh colored tights that did very little to hide her butt or her pussy lips. Her bright orange bra barely contained her beautiful tits. She looked so good.
I was a pregnant lady that looked like hell. I wore a shapeless dress and a bra that was at least fours sizes too big but one of the Moms had sewn padding into the cups making it look like I had tits the size of watermelons.
I had a fake pregnancy stomach that Liz said the classmates supplied – between my legs I put a rag doll that looked like it was from the Chucky movies. It was grotesque. When I squatted it fell out to the floor complete with a fake umbilical cord.
I was amazed. Liz said it was perfect as she sprayed hair spray over my messed up hair. I looked perfect.
Then Pops knocked on the door and said the parade was starting. Liz and I walked out to the balcony and watched as one by one each person walked down the stairs, around the great room and back upstairs.
Stubby was acting as the master of ceremonies dresses as a pirate. He had pulled his peg leg out of storage and had a bloody hook on his left hand and a sword on his belt.
When I reached the middle of the great room I squatted and the ‘baby’ popped out. I heard the older girls scream but all the people in the know laughed hard. They all got terrible looks from the ‘traitors’.
Liz walked down shaking her ass and bent over several times showing her ass and she stuck a hand in her bra pulling her tits back into the cups and squishing them together damn near showing them all. All the guys got turned on but Stubby was disgusted and let it show.
Liz stuck her tongue out at him them pretended to flash her tits at him.
Then the party started. I was asked several times to ‘birth’ the baby and each time Annie was visibly upset. The classmates were upset their contribution was being used the way it was but they never approached me.
I drank so much that the ‘traitors’ told me several times I would hurt the baby. I always answered ‘good’ and drained my drink.
I was feeling no pain and went to the downstairs bathroom to pee and to change my pad.
About ten minutes later Cindy popped out of the bathroom and went to each of the traitors. Liz wondered what she was up to.
Then I was summoned to the middle of the great room by a loud yell. Annie was there and looked pissed. I laughed and walked up to her.
She looked me in the eye then grabbed my crotch and called me about ten names. The people in the know were all laughing hard. The traitors looked like they had been kicked in the face.
I asked them how they liked my payback. Then I told the story with them filling in their parts.
Annie had hatched the idea and the girls all thought it would be great. Lisa planned it. Bitch.
After Jeni and I peed on the tests, Debby snuck in and peed on another replacing mine. Jeni brought out the results tricking me.
Lisa wondered if I would be so shocked I would test again so Cindy watched from the third floor and when I disappeared into my room she signaled Lisa who took me to see Pops.
Cindy snuck into my bathroom and peed on another test and left it for me.
What Lisa had not expected was me leaving like I did. It completely screwed up their trick and they felt so bad.
The called everyone and they looked for me Wednesday and Thursday until finally Lisa confided in Pops what they had done.
He made a call to the credit card company but when he called the hotel I had already checked out then Lisa got my text a few minutes later.
The girls were all rehearsing their apologies when they heard my car. Everyone lined up and were ready to get their asses kicked once they confessed.
When I saw their faces an idea popped out of no where and I pretended to take the phone call. Everyone assumed the doctor had confirmed I was pregnant which totally screwed them up.
The traitors all thought the trick could be concealed and I would never know. But when I emphatically insisted I was not having a baby they misunderstood and their focus changed.
I told them all what a perfectly terrible trick it was and they all looked guilty.
I told them of noticing blood and buying pads from a fucking machine in front of a couple of hot guys.
I spoke of crying myself to sleep and not realizing until the next morning I could not be pregnant if I was bleeding and everything made since.
I told them all the names I had called them in that little bathroom in that lonely hotel room that only had five channels on the TV and no computers. They all looked ashamed.
Then I told them the next time we could not leave the victim alone.
When they realized I had forgiven them and even praised the trick the party really began.
I noticed Liz and Mr. Nerd were missing. I found them on the second floor in a dark corner pawing each other like whore and john.
I told Mr. Nerd to let go of that ass and tit but Liz told me to be quiet – she was 18. And she went back to rubbing Mr. Nerd’s hard-on.
I went to the first bedroom, Annie’s, grabbed a box of condoms and handed them to Mr. Nerd. I told him to have Liz how him how she could put them on with her mouth.
As I was walking away I told him he would have much more fun if he stuck his hands inside her clothes.
As my bedroom door was closing I heard a smack and Liz telling Mr. Nerd he had to ask first.
I decided Liz and I needed to have a long talk.
And that is where I’ve been. I wish it on no one.
Thankfully it all turned out great.
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Lisa and Stubby’s Tattoos - Oct 28 2008 0515 by Dani
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Posts for Sunday, October 26, 2008 (index)
Oct 26 2008 2045 by Dani
Posted at 9:21 PMSorry folks – I started writing but an invitation for a ride along the river and lunch out won out.
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Then I came home while the others went to the apple orchard for cider, pumpkins and other decorations.
Thinking and writing about Friday night made me horny so I did something I have not done in a long time. I went chatting for a piece of ass with a stranger.
The lucky guy did not turn out so lucky. He wanted to voice chat and since I have never done it I went for it.
But my computer was offsite charging and Pops main terminal did not have a microphone attached.
I should have realized earlier that all audio and video outbound would be blocked. Since the teens joined our network Pops goes out of his way to protect them.
I even grabbed a headset and plugged it in then grabbed a vidcam and hooked it up. I could hear and see me but he was out of luck – it was all blocked. I felt so fucking bad and ended up bummed instead of satisfied.
Then another guy wanted to show me his cock getting hard but I lost him in all the windows.
There must be lots of lonely guys on the net. Once they find a ‘live’ girl she gets bombarded with messages – that’s one of the reasons I quit chatting in the first place - besides my computer crashing and trashing my contact list.
Oh well, sorry guy if you are reading this.
But the reason I didn’t get anything else done is…..
Lisa, Jeni and their assholes got home. Lisa’s been gone for over a week on a bike and Jeni for two weeks on her honeymoon.
She is so tanned – NO tan lines – and Lisa got lots of sun too. I need a vacation.
They got me lots of gifts from little baubles to a string thong that has a miniature vibrator covering your clit – the battery is on the back right above your crack and two little wires run through the strings to the vibrator.
It feels just like a cell phone vibrator. No way to adjust the speed - the on-off switch is bigger then the battery or vibrator - but it pulses perfectly. WOW – thanks girls.
So we’ll be up for a long while talking – they are both getting showers and unpacking the teen’s gifts. Pops took the guys over to our favorite bar for drinks and to get away from my sour taste. Fuck them they should have licked my pussy – I am in a bad mood.
Enough whiskey tonight and maybe I will fuck them all. Stay tuned people.
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Posts for Thursday, October 23, 2008 (index)
Oct 23 2008 445 by Dani
Posted at 5:13 AMSorry, I was sick yesterday – feeling much better this morning – well enough to go to school today. The classmates took notes yesterday.
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Lisa is still missing in action – she called yesterday, they were in Mississippi at a casino that was washed a half mile inland by hurricane Katrina – she had won almost $4,000 dollars on a $5 start.
Playing a slot first then Blackjack then dice and now back to Blackjack. They were only going to stay an hour but now the plan is to stay until she gets bored or loses it all.
Pops told her to take her time. Between Cindy and Debby almost living here while Pops and Captain work on the nursery, he is doing fine.
The nursery is absolutely beautiful. Cindy was commenting a few weeks ago that the last few weeks of her term is when Denny and his parents are usually working in Florida. She hates Florida so she was looking for a place to stay.
Henry mentioned he did not know where to build a nursery and was not sure he should – he would only need it for a few months.
Pops stepped in – he had extra bedrooms and could turn them into a suite. He was sure his girls would not wait much longer before starting a family so it was time.
All he wished was Debby and Cindy’s help and guidance. They have both been at it for over a week and it is amazing. Pops figures another week and it will be done.
Annie was offered a new job – moving up even farther but she turned them down because she can not find anyone to replace Cindy. They told her to look for a replacement for her and Cindy. As soon as it was done they wanted her in planet wide management.
Now she is fretting about every little thing. Summer is concerned she will lose her carefree outlook on life. Pops promised to talk to her but she can’t have lunch with him until Friday – too busy.
It use to be when Pops called she would come running. She called no less then ten times to apologize. Pops finally had Liz drive him into her office and drop him off.
Annie said she had never fucked in her new office until yesterday. She didn’t have time to give details (and I was not feeling that well) but Summer called Pops three times last night to thank him.
When Liz and the teens went to pick up Pops he took them to dinner at a popular spot that imitates a ‘50s soda shop. They absolutely loved it and talked non-stop for almost two hours.
Time to get ready for school.
One other note – Captain is keeping the boat out of dry dock so you (Moms) can have one more ride for the season.
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Posts for Friday, October 17, 2008 (index)
TGIF – Oct 17 2008 720 by Dani
Posted at 7:42 AMRunning really late this morning but I did make it to school on time – barely.
TGIF – I hate coming to school alone – I am a social butterfly as Mom always called me.
Luckily my prof was running late too. He likes to give pop quizzes when attendance is low – this morning there are at least fifteen people missing so he had us answer two essay questions.
You can always tell who has not studied – they are still writing or ‘thinking’ about ten minutes after they should have been done. I’m just glad he does not grade on grammar.
I sent my answers first (we do almost everything by email) and he sent me a smiley face – you either pass or fail with these quizzes and they cannot be made up unless you bring the dead body with you – his joke – he used to work in a morgue.
So I have a fifteen or so minute break. Pops would say I just wasted most of it. I do not have anything else to do – the prof shuts the Internet down in his classes – we are limited to only class stuff and school email. Since Pops is such a nice guy (thanks Pops), I have Internet access using a second card in my laptop – YES!
Liz just texted me that high school sux! – all the guys bitch about their girlfriends or make jokes about nothing – in college they all look like they just fucked their girlfriends or are trying to – she can’t wait.
Lisa called last night – she said the new machines are great Moms and that fucking on a motorcycle is hot when you do it on an overpass above a busy interstate at night – whatever was that girl doing?
Debby and Cindy went baby shopping yesterday afternoon – wait for it – at Pops insistence (and his dime) – he and Captain are converting one of the 2nd floor bedrooms into a nursery. And they are sparing no expense.
Heating and cooling guys were there yesterday to give an estimate on ‘cleanest air’ possible and to maintain ‘incubator conditions’ in the nursery if necessary. What the hell for? Oh well, it is Pops money to spend.
I did learn last night the classmates were giving Pops their expertise and suggestions.
Liz got all As and several awards – she was very proud of herself but was still embarrassed at all the attention. B and gB pretended to be mad at her for being a showoff – those two are such good actresses that Liz really believed it for a while.
I promised her lunch at her choice this weekend.
Time to take notes – the girls will be upset they missed a quiz but it is the first so they should be fine – plus I’ll sweet talk the prof – maybe I can get them excused (big smile).
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Posts for Thursday, October 16, 2008 (index)
College Girl – Oct 16 2008 225 by Dani
Posted at 3:05 AMLiz loved college – well to be truthful she loved the guys and the professors.
One of my professors hit on her until he found out she was only 18. But he still gave her a thrill.
During my test she visited a counselor and signed up for classes in January. She may change her mind because in January things will change. Lisa, the classmates and me will be at the hospital for the entire semester. We will be working with many different administrators and nurses. We’ll be writing many papers each month if not each week.
Liz is not sure if she wants to start college without us girls able to support her.
I pointed out that we would not be in any of her classes unless we had to take remedial classes.
Liz is trying to decide – I told her to talk to Mr. Nerd – maybe he’ll be staying close to home. He came by today after school but I was asleep by 4:30 – it’s that time of the month.
Cindy stopped by – she had been visiting Annie –with her latest ultrasound pictures. Debby saw her car go down the road so she came over and they shared notes.
Lisa is back on the bike today. After a long hot soak last night and ‘other’ activities she decided maybe the bike is not so bad. I last talked to her at about 3 pm and she said her butt had been numb for about four hours but they were going through the hills of Tenn so she was enjoying the scenery. She did say she may fly back and let Stubby ride back. I thought that was funny.
Pops was going to visit the local eatery but Captain was sleeping and I and the teens were at school so he was stuck here. He is still not allowed on solo trips. He remembered too late that Debby was available if he needed her. He decided the day sucked too much anyway (it rained or drizzled most of the day).
I did well on my test – gB and B got their first grades and both have straight As. Liz missed her report card since she was with me but she has a bet with gB and B that she has all As too. She seems awfully confident.
We made popcorn in the fireplace this afternoon when they got home from school. When B salted hers I tried some – I can not believe how much I miss salt. It is probably better that I forget about it.
Busy day tomorrow – have to go to the office after school - solo tomorrow. Liz has a chemistry test.
William and Jeni called to say they were eating lobster and steak with their fingers – they did not even need a fork for the steak it just fell apart. The fries were the size of carrots – and the ketchup was freshly made. It sounds like they are eating good.
They also informed us they were staying a few extra days. They are definitely having fun. Jeni said trying to make a baby was much different then fucking. I guess I’ll understand that when my time comes.
Well, got to get breakfast. Later.
Posts for Tuesday, October 14, 2008 (index)
My Moon – Oct 14 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 4:33 AMAn absolutely beautiful morning/evening depending on when you woke up. I’ve been up a couple of hours. Stubby got up about three hours ago and just went to sleep a few minutes ago.
The moon looked so clear tonight – the sky seemed extra black tonight – when I came down, Stubby and Davis had just finished a game of chess.
The classmates are back home until Wednesday so Davis has been coming here of an evening for company. Stubby and him have lots in common. Last night Davis got to see Stubby’s village.
Davis pulled a keychain from his pocket and handed it to Stubby and said he needed to ‘touch it up’ whatever that meant.
Stubby handed him a knife and they sat down together. Stubby grabbed a blank and a knife and they started talking in a strange language.
I went back to the cabin. Davis said it was about an hour later when they wanted a beer they noticed I was gone.
Liz and I have decided Stubby can drink beer down. He promptly drained three and burped really loud. He asked his daughter if he had done it right. She threw a bottle at him. He has only drunk two or three in the days since.
Stubby and Davis spent part of tonight looking for a deadwood to make a kitchen table and hutch from. Captain will build it but Stubby and Davis will decorate it. Cg1 drew the design she would like on the edges and doors. She draws as well as Captain.
Tonight Davis said goodnight as soon as he saw me. I asked why he was running away and he pointed at Stubby. It seems Stubby was worried about me being upset about not seeing him.
I told them both that as long as I get this (and I rubbed his crotch) every once in a while I would not get upset.
Davis told me not to worry as he was pretty sure I was going to get it very soon, like as soon as I got on the top deck and spread my legs.
He was right. Afterwards we watched the moon move low enough to see it through window wall. We sat quietly pointing out what we liked about the moon and wall.
Dani came down then Pops and Liz. Liz brought us coffee and muffins she had made yesterday with Captain. Banana/strawberry something with walnuts – they were great.
Pops wondered where Captain had gone – he heard his truck leave at 1:30 this morning. Stubby said he was working on some cabinets at a bar and he needed to do some things when no one was there. He thought he was stripping paint from a piano tonight but he was not sure.
Stubby and I went back to the third deck to drink our coffee and watch the barges come out of the lock – Cheese told us lots of barges would be going downstream this week early morning.
Stubby was surprised at the number he saw in the first hour. He wondered what they were hauling. He was going to make a run to the lock but decided he was too tired.
He finally went to bed and Liz asked us to start thinking of what we could do for his birthday. The problem is no one is sure when his birthday is. I am not even for sure how old he really is. When she tried to get his birth certificate at the court house (with a certified letter from him) they could not find it.
The clerk pointed out he may not have been born here. When we asked he said he could not remember the day he was born or where he was at.
Liz was not happy but kept quiet. Captain said he might be able to help but he had not been able to reach someone yet.
Dani and I have class this morning – my only school day this week. Stubby and I are leaving later today for GA on Pops Harley. I have never taken a motorcycle trip before and he has missed it so I agreed.
We’ll be back when we get back is what he keeps telling me and Liz. Who knows for sure.
So a beautiful day followed by a beautiful night. I think Dani described her emotions with a BIG sigh. I agree, that’s the way it feels.<
Posts for Monday, October 13, 2008 (index)
My Moon is Back – Oct 13 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 1:29 AMMy Moon was back the last two nights and is peeking through tonight.
About 95% full – shines right through the stained glass windows early in the morning into the great room. Tonight the clouds are moving in but it looks like it might clear up in another hour.
Dani and I were up at our normal time – we did not sleep much Saturday evening/ Sunday morning.
Dani laid down at 5 PM and Liz and I went down right after. When I went to bed Stubby was playing Davis, Pops and Captain in a chess tournament.
They were still playing when I woke up and starting writing this. They all just went to bed. Boys will be boys.
Last night Stubby and I sat up watching the moon fill the stained glass windows and great room with moonlight.
He commented how peaceful and beautiful it was and when the moon moved lower in the sky and behind some trees we went to the third deck and made love. Notice I said ‘made love’ not fucking. I do not think we have ever done that before.
We both liked it and planned on doing it again but he must have forgot. Oh well, there is always tomorrow.
Liz and I are becoming very close – closer then her and Dani. She is also getting closer to her father – it will take a lot longer but she at least she has discovered he is not a bad guy.
She has fallen in love with Madam W and got invited to dinner next Saturday, her AND the teens.
They are going to cook the meal together and Madam W has promised them good stories. Stubby is happy Liz s showing respect.
Moms told me we have two new machines being released next week and I need to go to the factory for certification then teach the classmates and all their co-workers.
They forgot about school so we have to work it all out with Dani and the classmates. I have already asked Stubby to come with me and asked Pops to keep an eye on Liz.
Liz said it would be the other way around. Pops went looking for his ping pong paddle but it seems someone has misplaced it.
Stubby rode to the bar with Mr. Greene – have we introduced him yet? - to announce that we were having another little party tomorrow afternoon starting at four.
It seems we have lots of food left over and plenty of beer. Since tomorrow is a holiday it should be fun. Almost all the wedding guests are gone but the decorations are still up and will be until Mom calls to have them removed.
It was so beautiful – still is –especially in my light – the moon light.
I just saw the glow of a cigarette and a wave up on the third deck. I guess I will make love tonight. It ought to be perfect – just like the wedding.
I wonder if – no I will not wonder.
Posts for Tuesday, October 7, 2008 (index)
Missing Posts – Oct 7 2008 845 by Dani
Posted at 9:17 AMIf you seem to be missing some posts I made last afternoon and evening, well, you are.
I went with Liz yesterday to the court house and a few other places and we did some research. It started out making sure how old Liz is.
The copy of the birth certificate we got yesterday and the one she had from her old school were hard to read. We were not sure if she was born in 90 or 89 – it is very hard to read. Pops suggested that it might even be 91.
Stubby solved that problem late last night when he produced the original birth certificate. She was born in 1990 so that makes her 18.
The other thing she was looking for opened so many other avenues that we both became overwhelmed. This morning after talking to her I killed my posts from last night.
Stubby came to the rescue and at 7 am we met with his people – lawyer, accountant, financial adviser, banker, and some guy that knew everything the others didn’t.
In summary, it is none of my business and as Pops says, if you did not experience something first hand or talk to the person who did, it is best to shut up and not start rumors that are not true or based on guesses.
One thing I did experience – Liz said she was quitting school. Pops put her over his knee and used his ping pong paddle to extract a promise form her that she would not stop her schooling until she got her PhD.
Stubby extracted a couple of other promises from her while Pops held her down.
One surprise came at 730 when Mr. Nerd showed up – he was worried about Liz. Liz smiled, walked to the door, gave him a big hug and kiss, which totally embarrassed him, and told him she would be busy for a couple of days but he could stop by after supper whenever he wanted.
Then she asked if he liked older women. He was confused until she told him she was 18 not 16. He asked if she liked younger men and she grabbed his ass – which made him blush even more.
Pops turned away and said under his breath – damn, another one. I am not sure what he was talking about.
Liz told everyone to chill, she was taking Mr. Nerd to school and she would be right back.
Stubby, who had sat out on the deck during the entire conversation usually with Pops and I beside him, came in wondering if something was wrong. The guy that knows everything? – he told Stubby his daughter needed a chastity belt.
Stubby told him he was too late. I do not know if Stubby knows something I don’t or if Stubby was joking, it is hard to tell but know-it-all just grimaced then chuckled.
Liz got back and Lisa asked if it was as good for her as it had been for her and Liz said she knew better – her dad was so uptight he would never be able to get it up until she talked to him. Lisa called her a bitch and said she was right.
Liz told the know-it-all to get busy – she was sure breakfast would be ready soon. We all heard Captain say about fucking time and heard him shuffle some pans and dishes around.
Pops and I went back outside with Stubby and even I had a cigarette. Stubby wondered if Liz would change and Pops said she will get worse. I told them the girls would not let her.
Pops agreed to some extent but now Liz was an adult and would be making several adult decisions that B and gB would not even begin to comprehend.
Before he finished the statement I was called back into the conference. Liz wondered if I wanted Strawberry or Blueberry muffins – HUH? She laughed.
Then I was handed a single piece of paper with just a few sentences. I called the office and asked for a conference call with everyone.
I swore all to secrecy and briefly explained the piece of paper.
Red had two or three questions, Fire wondered about a couple of things and Blackmama said she wanted a raise. Liz found that very funny.
In the end I repeated the secrecy clause, and signed my name. We had a new client.
Liz hopped from the table she was sitting on and told all the guys to talk to her people from now on and went outside.
She held out her hand, took the smoke and let Stubby light it. Then she hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
I started to leave and know-it-all asked a question - I told him to call my people and gave him a number. I went outside.
Pops came in wondering what happened and I handed him the paper. He saw the signature and asked how it felt.
I told him it was lonely at the top and decided I wanted another cigarette.
Captain came out and wondered if the others were staying for breakfast – they were all busy on the phone and ignored him.
Liz walked to the door and yelled at them that if just one of them ever ignored Captain again they would all be looking for new jobs. Captain chuckled and went back in.
Liz told her dad that this could be fun. Pops told her to hang on, things were about to get really crazy. Liz said it was his job to make sure that didn’t happen.
Pops wondered how he got sucked in. Liz asked if he was an officer with my company. All he said was damn.
Posts for Monday, October 6, 2008 (index)
Liz’s Surprise – Oct 6 2008 by Dani
Posted at 8:15 AMLast Friday afternoon, BBs and Jeni arrived for the weekend. Pops asked Jeni to collect the girls from school and asked her to test drive Liz’s car.
Jeni called telling Pops the car was fantastic but she wondered if she was at the right school. Pops wondered why she thought that then he recovered. He apologized saying he had forgotten the kids were off school that day – he had just forgotten.
On top of it all, Stubby had asked to borrow Pops’ Roadmaster to take Liz driving about two hours before.
Liz and Stubby showed up right before Jeni got back and Liz seemed upset that her car was gone. As soon as Jeni got back, Liz hopped in, changed the music to her own, revved the motor a few times and waved at us.
She had asked us all to come out, she had something to show us. Then she did a burn out to the first corner and a slide around the corner then punched it.
Pops commented that she was never going to get her license driving like that. Stubby held something out to Pops. Pops took it and was very surprised. He handed it to me – it was a state ID.
Liz had gotten her driver’s license and a state ID. Pops wondered how she had gotten it early. Her birthday was not until Saturday. I looked at her birthday and started counting with my fingers.
I always have trouble with years and have always used my fingers. I counted twice and commented that Liz was 18 according to the date on her ID.
William took it and said they must have made a mistake. That’s when Stubby handed Pops a piece of paper and Stubby walked away.
Pops looked at it, handed it to William and then Lisa gave us the news.
First, Stubby thought his daughter was sixteen. He had lost several years of life with her and many of those years were spent in an alcoholic haze.
Stubby had dug out her birth certificate. When he showed Lisa she made fun of him – it was the worse thing she could have done.
Second, Stubby thought the minimum age to get a driver’s license was eighteen. He never had a license – only rode his trike and had never been stopped. He drove a tractor but had never driven anything else with more then three wheels besides the 4-wheelers.
Lisa said that Liz was studying for the test when she noticed the age requirements. She had passed all the tests and had plenty of driver’s training at her old school.
All she needed was 4 hours of driving when she got her permit. She just never told anyone.
So surprise, surprise – our Liz is a little older then we thought – she seems to be a very good driver – and her father thinks he has screwed her life up again.
Pops called Liz and asked to come back home. He climbed in and told her to drive like an old lady.
They were back in less the five minutes and Liz ignored everyone on the way to find her father.
I heard she yelled at him for an hour for being so stupid then they had a smoke and she forgave him and all was well.
Kids.
Posts for Saturday, October 4, 2008 (index)
Stubby is A Male Fuckhead – Oct 4 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 9:01 AMAll males are fuckheads. ALL males.
Dani wrote the story of our fun this morning. You would think that after blowing a guy in public, giving him a great orgasm would tend to endear him to you.
We ran, came back and took a shower where he bent me over for a quickie and helped me clean my asshole then we ate breakfast.
After breakfast Dani and I were planning the day’s activities. Almost everyone is here for October birthday month and we are having a weenie roast. Stubby’s will be the first.
Debby came over and asked how our run was. Dani asked how her exhibition went. Debby said she did not know, it was hard to tell from a distance.
I told her it was fine, the target loved it. Stubby never said a word. Dani went to get her some coffee and Debby leaned towards us and asked if we did threesomes.
Stubby pretended to be stupid and I told Debby we were not exclusive – she could fuck him anytime she wanted. I would join in or help if she wanted. She whispered to me and I grabbed both their hands and yelled at Dani that we would be right back.
I put Stubby on his back on the bed and pulled his pants off. Then Debby sat at the foot of the bed and stuck her hand in her pants.
I smacked Stubby’s cock then started sucking him and Debby moaned when it got hard. I stroked him and had him moaning when Debby came.
I tossed her my towel and she wiped herself then stood up and hugged me saying thanks. We both left Stubby on the bed. With his hard-on. He wanted to know who was going to finish him off. Debby told him to go find the guy in the truck.
Stubby called us back and said he wanted to see her pussy and wanted to spank her tits some more and maybe she could suck him a little and he would be real careful if he could put just a little of his cock in her.
Debby and I looked at each other saying no thanks, we were fine and walked away.
When we sat down with Dani she asked what happened and Debby explained. Dani laughed and yelled to Stubby that there was a phone call for him. He cursed but came down holding his cock against his stomach under a pair of shorts or a t-shirt.
When he reached Dani to get the phone Dani goosed him which made him drop his guard and the shorts he was trying to hold up.
Dani commented to us that she thought Stubby was starting to get old. His cock just was not as big as usual. Debby said it was a lot smaller then this morning.
He walked away calling us cunts. US? He’s the one that was not agreeable.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.
Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.
Just wait, they all will pay.
Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.
Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.
From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.
Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.
He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.
Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.
I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.
Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.
I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.
So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.
Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.
Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.
Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.
Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.
She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.
I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.
I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.
Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.