A Very Good Christmas – Dec 28 2008 by Dani

Tags -- bisexual, Blog Update, Erin, exhibition, JeniAndWill, Laughs, LisaUpdate, Liz, multi-partners, Orgy, PopsUpdate, Red_Update, sex, spanking, Stubby, ThreeSome, voyeur

Alan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.

Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.

Just wait, they all will pay.

Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.

Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.

From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.

Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.

He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.

Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.

I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.

Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.

I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.

So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.

Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.

Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.

Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.

Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.

She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.

I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.

I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.

Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.

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Dec 13 2008 by Pops

Tags -- Blog Update, Debby, JeniAndWill, Liz, Stubby

See this is the way it works. You shut up and I post.
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Dani made it to and from Chicago. Flights were on time for once.

Debby is in the hospital in the classmates suite. They think she is having a problem with some type of diabetes. Lisa knows more but is asleep. Debby will probably have to stay in bed for a couple of weeks.

By the way, all you cheaters are out of the pool - not telling us she was having twins. We know the sex and you don't. She has promised not to tell you. Bitches.

Liz went to visit her aunt and called about 11 PM ready to come home. Captain told her to sleep and he would get her at 7 AM. Stubby thinks he ought to intervene but he is not sure how. Hurry home Momtoo, he needs your help.

My truck will not stay in 4-wheel mode - local dealer does not have a 4-wheel expert so Denny is taking it with when he and Cindy head home.

Nothing much else. But before I forget - Will is pregnant. I forgot to tell anyone - think he told me this morning. I have big grin - bye all.

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Nov 8 2008 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, Debby, Erin, JeniAndWill, Liz, Stubby

By now most of you should know that William and Jeni are trying to have a baby but their first attempt failed. They have another attempt coming soon we think – they are silent about it.
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Debby moved into their cabin Wednesday – the contractor finally declared it finished. Will told her to pick whatever room she wanted. She ended up in a guest room at the back of the lower floor that has an attached bath and sitting room.

It is also three steps from the garage door, a few feet from the laundry room and down the hall from the kitchen and main recreation room. Pops called it a good choice – then I hear he bent her over her car and tried to shove the kid back in with his dick.

Debby teases him terribly. She went to work with Cindy yesterday and met the second in charge from the corporate offices who was visiting relatives. He made a surprise visit to the office.

She ended up spending four or five hours with him and he told Annie she had a knack for finding great employees.

Annie warned him if he stole her, he would be missing his cock. He laughed and Annie warned him she was not teasing.

Debby told Annie, Cindy and Pops that the guy must have a giant cock as cocky as he was and as much as he flirted with her. Made Pops look like an amateur.

Erin came out to take Moms to the airport yesterday morning and then she came back to the house which surprised me.

She asked if I had a few minutes. She wanted privacy. When we got to my room she stuttered for a moment and I finally told her to spit it out – I did not bite and very seldom hit unless someone wanted spanked.

She laughed but relaxed and said she had been spending so much time with Moms because she thought she was a lesbian but was not sure.

I knew Moms would have already discussed everything with her and I went right to the point – what that had to do with me.

She told me she was very attracted to Fire. Would I mind? Mind what? Then I asked her about Bruce. She still wanted him too. I saw her problem.

I called Fire and asked what her romantic situation was. She told me terrible. I told her she had a secret admirer who had a lover. She did not even ask if they were male or female – she just asked when she could meet them – it had been too long.

I told her I would let her know and I called Bruce. He was a little upset but when I told him he would not lose pussy privileges – in fact he would gain another three holes he liked the idea of two girls at once.

He said he was free this afternoon so I conference called Fire, handed the phone to Erin and let them work out the details.

Erin wanted to take a quick shower and wear something sexy. I told her to go, get them all in the shower and to hell with clothes. She smiled and was gone.

Last night she called thanking me saying it was perfect but she needed Moms number to ask them something.

I figured if Moms had wanted her to have it, they would have given it to her. I told her I would message them.

Fire left me a text message saying she was in love and G asked that I warn her the next time I setup an orgy across the way.

G has been seeing someone but we have not met him yet. She told me when the time was right.

Debby called saying the heat had quit and she had no firewood. Henry stopped by for Stubby and they took her a wagon full of wood but Henry found the problem with the furnace and got it working.

Debby heated up some left over soup and Stubby told Captain he had a rival. Debby texted me again about four this morning saying the heat had quit again – thank goodness she had firewood. I sent the teens to make sure she had plenty of wood IN the house and was waiting for either Stubby to come down or Lisa to see what they wanted to do.

Adam texted me saying I should get someone up soon – it was below freezing and although he doubted the pipes would freeze better safe then sorry.

I said something to pops who was already up. He called someone to get their ass out here now. He had a pregnant lady in a cold house and he was not happy – the owner would be furious.

Less then an hour later Debby called saying the heat was back on and the guy went to get a different something or rather. He was very apologetic and had helped the teens lay fires in all the fireplaces.

At first I thought she meant he tried to ‘lay’ the teens but I figured it out quickly.

Liz said the guy had a neat trick for laying fires and showed it to Pops when she got back.

Pops had never seen it but Stubby showed us an even better way that Pops thought was too simple for him not to have thought of.

Then Stubby showed us about ten different techniques and Pops grumbled about the fucking mountain man.

Captain came down and added a different technique to the list and then decided he was making fireplace biscuits – the first time I have heard of them. The teens are helping.

Whatever he is cooking it smells great. Liz bought some French Vanilla coffee. I liked he way it smelled but didn’t think I would like the way it tasted. I was wrong.

Captain made his own by roasting the coffee beans and grinding them himself. As Lisa says, it made my mouth come. Liz threw the store bought can away but gB dug it out and filled it with some of Captain’s beans for her mother. She told us Red LOVES flavored coffee.

Nothing special today. In fact, I am going go back to bed after breakfast. Adam, Bruce, Erin and I (and I guess Fire) are going to a musical then we’ll play musical dicks – and maybe musical pussies. Ought to be fun.

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A Terrible Trick – Oct 31 2008 by Dani

Tags -- AnnieUpdate, Classmate(s), DaniUpdate, Debby, JeniAndWill, Laughs, LisaUpdate, Liz, PopsUpdate, Stubby

On Wednesday my friends played a trick on me – a terrible trick – but it would have been great IF it had gone off as planned. In the end I got great payback but I am still exhausted by the unintended results.
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Briefly, Jeni went to the doctor for pregnancy tests. She got a call later that afternoon while I was at lunch with Annie that it was too soon to run the test.

Cindy, Debby and Jeni all went to town that afternoon to meet the classmates and happened to see Annie. They talked and Annie convinced them it was a perfect time to play a trick on me.

On Wednesday morning Jeni told me she could not take a lab test but still wanted to know so she went and bought several pregnancy tests.

She asked me to show her how to use them – I found it odd as I have never had occasion to use one – but I put it down to nerves.

We went in the bathroom and I peed on the test and she laughed very nervously. She asked me something about the Internet and we went back to my computer.

She remembered the tests and came out holding the tests. I saw the positive sign and hugged her congratulating her when she pushed me back and asked which test was mine, left or right. When I looked I told her she mixed them up. No she was sure. She told me she would get Lisa.

I grabbed another test and went to the bathroom off my bedroom and peed on my hand again.

Lisa came in asking if I was OK saying she wanted me to talk to Pops – he was sick in bed with a cold. I talked to him for a few minutes and agreed with Lisa he just needed more rest.

I checked the test in my bathroom, grabbed my keys and fanny pack and went out the deck door walking around the cabin to my car and left.

I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I headed for the big house but drove right past – I did not want to be found – after several calls and text messages, all of which I ignored I turned off my phone.

About thirty miles later I turned off the Interstate and traveled to a little town with a brand new hotel next to a small cafe.

I parked in the back of the lot between two semis – I do not know why – and checked in with no luggage.

I tried to eat lunch, went to Wally world for supplies and two sweat pant outfits and laid in bed for the next 24 hours. I was devastated. How had my IUD let me down? What had gone wrong? What would happen to school? What would the teens think?

I slept very little and woke up cramping badly. I took a run wishing I had a sports bra – it has been a long time since I let the twins out.

Read the post right before this one – it’ll explain the twins and my little exhibition.

When I got back from my jog I took a hot bath and showered.

I went next door for lunch and ate like a pig. I got back to the room trying to decide what I was going to do. I had to pee and when I wiped I noticed something but just went to the lobby for supplies and then crawled back in bed and might have cried for a while.

I ate again at supper like a pig then went back to bed but had terrible nightmares. When I woke up I changed my pad and wished I had a pair of panties or a thong - then it hit me.

How could I be pregnant IF I was bleeding. Was this a bad sign. Then I did some calculations and after a little bit I called the girls about every name I could think of. What a dirty fucking trick.

I grabbed my crap, paid my bill and drove to MickyDs for some comfort food and saw the assholes from the day before (read the previous post). As I started to drive out I rolled the window down and called them fucking losers and left in a hurry.

They followed me. When they pulled up next to me I showed them my third item and floored my Mustang. It was no contest and I snacked on shitty chicken parts, chewed on a piece of rawhide and sucked down a chocolate shake with something that sort of tasted like apples for dessert. The shake was the best part – and the sweet and sour sauce.

I pulled my phone out and texted Lisa telling her I was on the way. I did not check any of the messages – I knew what they said. I turned the phone back off.

When I walked in the front door, Annie, Debby, Cindy, BBs, Jeni, the classmates and Lisa were all there with frightened looks.

Moms, who had got home early that morning, and Pops were in back of them with concerned but loving looks. The teens were behind them with questioning looks on their faces.

Annie started to talk but I held my finger up and grabbed my phone pretending to answer it. I paused for just the right amount of time then said yes doctor, thanks doctor and closed my phone and my eyes,

BBs asked what was wrong. I said the doctor had just confirmed it….and I paused again for dramatic effect, cursed and said I was NOT having a baby.

Annie said, “Confirmed?” I shook my head yes then said again, “But I am not having a baby. Not now!”

The look of shock on everyone’s faces was wonderful – perfect – exactly what I was looking for.

The girls in front all gathered around to give me hugs and congratulations. None of them could see my face so I winked at Pops and Moms then held a finger to my mouth.

They all started to laugh then Pops caught them and Moms came forward acting so proud to finally become grandparents. They were absolutely perfect.

Pops took the teens outside to explain. They all came running back in excited and hugging and kissing me and asking what it felt like. When Liz hugged me she whispered “What a payback” and squeezed me harder.

She let go and called to GrandPops asking about an early lunch since the party was starting early. Party? Then it dawned on me why everyone was here – it was the annual Halloween party. I had forgotten all about Halloween.

I told the gathering thanks for everything but I was NOT having a baby now – it was the truth but the traitors, as I thought of them, thought I meant I was aborting the pregnancy. I did nothing to indicate otherwise – I was telling the truth – I was NOT having a baby.

I told them all I had not slept well, I needed a nap. Moms came to my room with me and we had to cover our faces with pillows to prevent our laughter from being heard. Liz came in and covered her face.

She told us the other adults were going nuts and had no idea what to do or say. They were in total shock.

All of us girls – Annie, BBs, Jeni, Cindy, Lisa, the classmates, Momtoo and Debby were all mistakes. I found out today that Liz was a mistake too. We were all unplanned pregnancies. We were a sisterhood and had all agreed we would never give up a baby unless our health was in jeopardy.

They could not understand how I could not have the baby.

I told Moms what I wanted to be for Halloween and Liz said she had the perfect prop.

I went to sleep giving orders to wake me in time for the costume parade.

At four Liz woke me up rubbing my back, She asked if I wanted to sleep longer and I stretched saying I felt great – the nightmares were gone.

I took quick shower and came out to find Annie and BBs waiting for me. I looked straight at Annie and told her I did not want to talk or see her right now.

She left almost in tears. BBs started to say something but I stopped her and told her the real facts. She laughed until she cried. Liz came back with our costumes and we helped each other get dressed.

She was going as a whore – her skirt was so short it hid nothing, She had a bright orange thong on over flesh colored tights that did very little to hide her butt or her pussy lips. Her bright orange bra barely contained her beautiful tits. She looked so good.

I was a pregnant lady that looked like hell. I wore a shapeless dress and a bra that was at least fours sizes too big but one of the Moms had sewn padding into the cups making it look like I had tits the size of watermelons.

I had a fake pregnancy stomach that Liz said the classmates supplied – between my legs I put a rag doll that looked like it was from the Chucky movies. It was grotesque. When I squatted it fell out to the floor complete with a fake umbilical cord.

I was amazed. Liz said it was perfect as she sprayed hair spray over my messed up hair. I looked perfect.

Then Pops knocked on the door and said the parade was starting. Liz and I walked out to the balcony and watched as one by one each person walked down the stairs, around the great room and back upstairs.

Stubby was acting as the master of ceremonies dresses as a pirate. He had pulled his peg leg out of storage and had a bloody hook on his left hand and a sword on his belt.

When I reached the middle of the great room I squatted and the ‘baby’ popped out. I heard the older girls scream but all the people in the know laughed hard. They all got terrible looks from the ‘traitors’.

Liz walked down shaking her ass and bent over several times showing her ass and she stuck a hand in her bra pulling her tits back into the cups and squishing them together damn near showing them all. All the guys got turned on but Stubby was disgusted and let it show.

Liz stuck her tongue out at him them pretended to flash her tits at him.

Then the party started. I was asked several times to ‘birth’ the baby and each time Annie was visibly upset. The classmates were upset their contribution was being used the way it was but they never approached me.

I drank so much that the ‘traitors’ told me several times I would hurt the baby. I always answered ‘good’ and drained my drink.

I was feeling no pain and went to the downstairs bathroom to pee and to change my pad.

About ten minutes later Cindy popped out of the bathroom and went to each of the traitors. Liz wondered what she was up to.

Then I was summoned to the middle of the great room by a loud yell. Annie was there and looked pissed. I laughed and walked up to her.

She looked me in the eye then grabbed my crotch and called me about ten names. The people in the know were all laughing hard. The traitors looked like they had been kicked in the face.

I asked them how they liked my payback. Then I told the story with them filling in their parts.

Annie had hatched the idea and the girls all thought it would be great. Lisa planned it. Bitch.

After Jeni and I peed on the tests, Debby snuck in and peed on another replacing mine. Jeni brought out the results tricking me.

Lisa wondered if I would be so shocked I would test again so Cindy watched from the third floor and when I disappeared into my room she signaled Lisa who took me to see Pops.

Cindy snuck into my bathroom and peed on another test and left it for me.

What Lisa had not expected was me leaving like I did. It completely screwed up their trick and they felt so bad.

The called everyone and they looked for me Wednesday and Thursday until finally Lisa confided in Pops what they had done.

He made a call to the credit card company but when he called the hotel I had already checked out then Lisa got my text a few minutes later.

The girls were all rehearsing their apologies when they heard my car. Everyone lined up and were ready to get their asses kicked once they confessed.

When I saw their faces an idea popped out of no where and I pretended to take the phone call. Everyone assumed the doctor had confirmed I was pregnant which totally screwed them up.

The traitors all thought the trick could be concealed and I would never know. But when I emphatically insisted I was not having a baby they misunderstood and their focus changed.

I told them all what a perfectly terrible trick it was and they all looked guilty.

I told them of noticing blood and buying pads from a fucking machine in front of a couple of hot guys.

I spoke of crying myself to sleep and not realizing until the next morning I could not be pregnant if I was bleeding and everything made since.

I told them all the names I had called them in that little bathroom in that lonely hotel room that only had five channels on the TV and no computers. They all looked ashamed.

Then I told them the next time we could not leave the victim alone.

When they realized I had forgiven them and even praised the trick the party really began.

I noticed Liz and Mr. Nerd were missing. I found them on the second floor in a dark corner pawing each other like whore and john.

I told Mr. Nerd to let go of that ass and tit but Liz told me to be quiet – she was 18. And she went back to rubbing Mr. Nerd’s hard-on.

I went to the first bedroom, Annie’s, grabbed a box of condoms and handed them to Mr. Nerd. I told him to have Liz how him how she could put them on with her mouth.

As I was walking away I told him he would have much more fun if he stuck his hands inside her clothes.

As my bedroom door was closing I heard a smack and Liz telling Mr. Nerd he had to ask first.

I decided Liz and I needed to have a long talk.

And that is where I’ve been. I wish it on no one.

Thankfully it all turned out great.

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Oct 26 2008 2045 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, JeniAndWill, LisaUpdate, PopsUpdate, Stubby

Sorry folks – I started writing but an invitation for a ride along the river and lunch out won out.
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Then I came home while the others went to the apple orchard for cider, pumpkins and other decorations.

Thinking and writing about Friday night made me horny so I did something I have not done in a long time. I went chatting for a piece of ass with a stranger.

The lucky guy did not turn out so lucky. He wanted to voice chat and since I have never done it I went for it.

But my computer was offsite charging and Pops main terminal did not have a microphone attached.

I should have realized earlier that all audio and video outbound would be blocked. Since the teens joined our network Pops goes out of his way to protect them.

I even grabbed a headset and plugged it in then grabbed a vidcam and hooked it up. I could hear and see me but he was out of luck – it was all blocked. I felt so fucking bad and ended up bummed instead of satisfied.

Then another guy wanted to show me his cock getting hard but I lost him in all the windows.

There must be lots of lonely guys on the net. Once they find a ‘live’ girl she gets bombarded with messages – that’s one of the reasons I quit chatting in the first place - besides my computer crashing and trashing my contact list.

Oh well, sorry guy if you are reading this.

But the reason I didn’t get anything else done is…..

Lisa, Jeni and their assholes got home. Lisa’s been gone for over a week on a bike and Jeni for two weeks on her honeymoon.

She is so tanned – NO tan lines – and Lisa got lots of sun too. I need a vacation.

They got me lots of gifts from little baubles to a string thong that has a miniature vibrator covering your clit – the battery is on the back right above your crack and two little wires run through the strings to the vibrator.

It feels just like a cell phone vibrator. No way to adjust the speed - the on-off switch is bigger then the battery or vibrator - but it pulses perfectly. WOW – thanks girls.

So we’ll be up for a long while talking – they are both getting showers and unpacking the teen’s gifts. Pops took the guys over to our favorite bar for drinks and to get away from my sour taste. Fuck them they should have licked my pussy – I am in a bad mood.

Enough whiskey tonight and maybe I will fuck them all. Stay tuned people.

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College Girl – Oct 16 2008 225 by Dani

Tags -- DaniUpdate, JeniAndWill, kids, LisaUpdate, Liz, PopsUpdate, Stubby

Liz loved college – well to be truthful she loved the guys and the professors.

One of my professors hit on her until he found out she was only 18. But he still gave her a thrill.

During my test she visited a counselor and signed up for classes in January. She may change her mind because in January things will change. Lisa, the classmates and me will be at the hospital for the entire semester. We will be working with many different administrators and nurses. We’ll be writing many papers each month if not each week.

Liz is not sure if she wants to start college without us girls able to support her.

I pointed out that we would not be in any of her classes unless we had to take remedial classes.

Liz is trying to decide – I told her to talk to Mr. Nerd – maybe he’ll be staying close to home. He came by today after school but I was asleep by 4:30 – it’s that time of the month.

Cindy stopped by – she had been visiting Annie –with her latest ultrasound pictures. Debby saw her car go down the road so she came over and they shared notes.

Lisa is back on the bike today. After a long hot soak last night and ‘other’ activities she decided maybe the bike is not so bad. I last talked to her at about 3 pm and she said her butt had been numb for about four hours but they were going through the hills of Tenn so she was enjoying the scenery. She did say she may fly back and let Stubby ride back. I thought that was funny.

Pops was going to visit the local eatery but Captain was sleeping and I and the teens were at school so he was stuck here. He is still not allowed on solo trips. He remembered too late that Debby was available if he needed her. He decided the day sucked too much anyway (it rained or drizzled most of the day).

I did well on my test – gB and B got their first grades and both have straight As. Liz missed her report card since she was with me but she has a bet with gB and B that she has all As too. She seems awfully confident.

We made popcorn in the fireplace this afternoon when they got home from school. When B salted hers I tried some – I can not believe how much I miss salt. It is probably better that I forget about it.

Busy day tomorrow – have to go to the office after school - solo tomorrow. Liz has a chemistry test.

William and Jeni called to say they were eating lobster and steak with their fingers – they did not even need a fork for the steak it just fell apart. The fries were the size of carrots – and the ketchup was freshly made. It sounds like they are eating good.

They also informed us they were staying a few extra days. They are definitely having fun. Jeni said trying to make a baby was much different then fucking. I guess I’ll understand that when my time comes.

Well, got to get breakfast. Later.

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A Wonderful, Beautiful Day – Oct 13 2008 – 0045 by Dani

Tags -- Fall_'do', JeniAndWill, kids

I could use the same description for Saturday or Sunday and probably tomorrow – a wonderful and beautiful day. The weather was perfect which made the wedding perfect and the reception even better then the wedding.

The girls were all perfect thanks to the classmates and Red’s efforts and makeup expertise.

Davis and several of his employees provided anything needed – they ran errands, one of the computer nerds fixed and rigged extra video cameras, one filled in as a bartender, another acted as an usher when Jeni’s cousin was too drunk.

Cheese and his crew kept the grounds clean, the tubs full of ice and beer and made sure no one crashed the party.

G’s brother and his people served over three hundred people a perfect lunch and then gave us a five course gourmet dinner complete with the right three wines and two-part salad dressing that made your mouth come (according to Lisa).

BBs broke a heel on her shoes and Captain made her a new one, glued it and painted in within 10 minutes of walking the isle.

All the flowers opened right on schedule and the florist even came back early Saturday to decorate the boat, boathouse and tops decks properly. It was beautiful.

The country band could play just about anything requested including a polka and a ballad by Gary Moore - blues, jazz, rag time and even a song for gB that none of the rest of us knew or had ever heard. Pops even requested a Steve Miller tune and they did a respectable job.

Pops has already hired them for New Years, the April birthday party and the next Fall ‘do’.

Madam W asked if they knew an Ella Fitzgerald song. She played it on the piano – she is really good – and they practiced quietly for a few minutes but Madam W’s voice was not up for it. She attempted to teach it to B, who has a great voice but B would not do it in public.

Madam W told us to wait until the next time – she would get her ready.

So we had a perfect weekend – nothing went wrong – nothing. We even had a perfect moon each evening.

I hung out with the teens almost all weekend. I did not get drunk until late Saturday night after the teens went to bed.

Adam gave me several shots because he wanted ‘an easy girl’ that night. This easy girl got what she wanted – it was nice and hard and lasted long time.

I saw Liz and Adam talking before he left Sunday afternoon. All he will tell me is that I have a surprise coming. Liz had no idea what I was talking about.

The teens and I took William and Jeni to the airport for the honeymoon flight. They took a personal jet and will not tell anyone where they are going. His office has an emergency number IF his secretary thinks we need it.

On the way back B asked why they were going on a honeymoon when they definitely were not virgins. I left it to Liz to explain.

The wedding lasted all of thirty minutes and is exactly the way I want to be married. Cindy wished she had done it and Pops told her to pick a date – Moms had so much fun he was sure they would do it again.

Then Pops surprised Cindy and Denny – he asked them to live at the big house this winter since it looked like we were spending the entire winter at the cabin.

Cindy and Denny have been living in Annie’s old bedroom at the farm while waiting for Annie’s parents’ new house to be completed. But it had been delayed by the weather, then floods and now by the harvest and more then likely the economy.

Cindy and Denny were extremely happy to have a place of their own. Plus it meant they could have guests like Annie and Summer or me and the teens or whoever. Pops can be pretty smart at times.

Moms told them they would help decorate for Xmas – they have a special way to do it. No problem, Cindy would love that.

Now I know Cindy and Denny very seldom read this blog and if you do read this – STOP RIGHT NOW and go to a different story.

I overheard Pops and Denny and Cindy’s parents talking about renting or buying the big house.

I heard Pops tell them that if Denny would farm all the acreage and maintain the place plus let the family use it once in a while, he was sure they could work out a good sale or lease price for the house.

The only obstacle was Moms but they had been talking about remodeling the cabin. Pops is pretty sure we would be here year round.

So lots of changes possible in the near future. I did tell you that Cindy is pregnant? Everyone is excited.

Madam W surprised William and Jeni with an all expensed paid weekend in Hawaii. Jeni said it was too much. Madam W blew them off saying she had not had this much fun since she snuck out of her parents to get drunk and lost her cherry instead.

She said, “Why I would have paid thousands of dollars to be able to act with Blackmama that evening – best fucking time I ever had.”

Momtoo asked Blackmama to write a skit either about that night or make up something new. She wanted to surprise Madam W. Blackmama knew to come to the teens and they schemed all afternoon. I cannot wait.

So tomorrow is a holiday but most people have already returned home, Jeni’s immediate family is still here. It seems her father is changing careers and is opening a new territory for William’s company back home.

DenI is showing him the ropes here for the next two weeks. His family decided to stay with him.

So all is well in Dani’s World – that’s what the teens starting calling it after Madam W named it. I am the Princess of Dani World – Fire, G, Summer, Red, and Blackmama are my court dignitaries and the teens are my court.

We made Madam W the Court Jester. She accepted by telling a really dirty joke – it was perfect. Even gB got it and Liz had to ask gB a question – not really but she is a good actress too.

I don’t have anything else to say – I did just give a really big sigh of relief – it is perfect.

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I Am Getting Married – Oct 9 2008 by Jeni

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Dani asked me to write a post about my pending doom – her words not mine.

I am visiting my parents as a free woman one last time before William puts his collar and leash on me (that makes me hornier than I already am).

My little sister is being great for once. Usually we argue all our waking time. Mom and Dad said they did not talk to her or intervene – she is doing it all on her own. I always knew I had a good sister.

I went out with a few of my old friends that are not coming to the wedding. We lost touch after my first disaster and don’t talk much. I wanted to make sure they could come if they wanted and that I was buying. No takers. It does not bother me at all.

I ran into a couple of old flames and had some interesting conversations. I guess my old husband had been poking butt holes far longer then I thought.

One of them hit on me. I asked the waiter for a steak knife and winked at him. When he brought it I put it down my pants and said they could have whatever was behind it IF they could get their dicks past the knife.

No takers – I was in a really rowdy mood. Mom wondered if I was ready for a child. She meant physically but I was thinking mentally. It was not a good conversation.

My Dad picked up his tux – it was too big – he has lost a lot of weight in the last month – Mom says he is not eating much and doing lots of walking.

When I asked about his workout he was confused at first and finally admitted he had lots on his mind. He promised it was not me but I am not sure.

Mom said they had a big surprise for me – two of them actually. She knows about one but not the other. I have no idea what to expect.

So in about 50 hours I will have pledged my pussy to a man for life – I am sure glad he knows how stupid that can be. I will pledge it to him for the next 10 years or more and pump him out some kids.

At least I hope so.

By the way, I have purposely written this as if the institution of marriage sucks. Just for you William, just for you.

In real life – I cannot wait to be led to the slaughter – I asked my dad to bring the meat tenderizer – if William is going to own me, I will take his dick just the way I want it.

And now he gets to wonder if I am happy and just giving him shit or if there is a ‘real’ reason I will not fuck him until we reach the honeymoon suite.

And honey, how about you bring some meat tenderizer too? Just in case my dad forgets. Thanks.

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