Goodbye Summer – Sep 22 2008 0701 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Liz, PopsUpdate

Goodbye Summer – not Annie’s Summer but the season summer – the only problem is that summer is not over. Still hot here.

Pops is not a happy camper – Liz asked Moms about being bisexual. Pops was pissed and wanted to know which of us idiots had told Liz their secret.

B and gB were sitting on a couch in the great room and could not be seen.

B stood up saying, “I’d be that idiot.” Pops was absolutely surprised. He hugged her and told her she was not an idiot. gB told him he was wrong, she was too an idiot.

Pops lightly smacked her head and gB pretended to cry. Pops took B outside and they had a long talk. I went out after a few minutes and whispered into Pops ear that B also knew about Davis and the classmates.

Pops did not look pleased. Then Liz came down from her room and she was very concerned that Pops was displeased with B.

I tried to stop her but she went out and before long they were all laughing.

When they came in, Pops said sometimes the truth is the best medicine. When the classmates argued that she should make her own decisions about sexuality, Pops told them not to worry. Neither of the girls have ANY inclination to kiss women on the lips or any other part of their body.

They just do not understand why Moms did not love Pops. It took Pops about 10 seconds to let them know they both did love him and instead of one of them giving him up forever they decided to share him.

He told them the classmates felt the same way about Davis.

He asked if they ever wanted two different boyfriends. Of course B understood that immediately but Liz was perfectly happy with Mr. Nerd.

He let the girls discuss the virtues of two boys/girlfriends and the moral and legal issues.

He also told them what he always told Moms. We did not learn what that was until the girls were watching TV and Moms offered popcorn – the girls looked at them and in unison told them they were fucking nuts.

That’s exactly what Pops tells them just about every day. Moms told them to change fucking to freaking then offered popcorn again.

They all hugged and peace has returned. gB missed out on the fun, she was with her long time boyfriend at a nature walk.

When she got back her mother went nuts. It seems gB and her boy ‘got lost’ so they used the time to ‘practice kissing”.

Heh, heh. gB has a beautiful hickie on her neck. Her mother was furious with her. Punishment has not yet been decided but gB figures she will not like it.

She whispered to me later that he and she really likes her new training bra. I raised my eyebrows and she told me it feels much better when she can ‘feel’ him touching them.

I’m going to have to put a stop to that. Damn, becoming a mother again.

And on that note Mom is probably telling me to pay attention. I am glad I have three others I can steal notes from.