Situation Update – Sep 23 2008 by Dani

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Moms left yesterday for the other side of the world so I’ll be back to updating everyday.

Many have asks questions about this outcome and that outcome so I’ll cover most of those too.

Moms had a long talk with the teens about the birds and the bees. Moms were pretty sure the kids knew much more then they were letting on. They were not disappointed.

Then Pops upped the ante as Momtoo called it – he gave the kids a complete listing of all websites they had visited. Some were questionable – others were not – and some, well, they made Pops blush and that is hard to do.

The girls cried foul – he should not be monitoring their Internet usage. He asked why not, they were his computers and his networks. The only sites he blocks are Hotmail and a couple of others.

And he told them he does not monitor them – his server just keeps a list of all domains visited. He said he was not asking for explanations – they could look at whatever they wanted.

Mom said it was their function to find out why. The teens knew they were in trouble.

In the end, the teens told me my Moms were great and cool with the whole thing (Big Smile - Big Head).

Red has another story – the rest of the second date once Jim got there. I have not seen it yet.

Captain is finished with the B&B – he is now redoing a rich man’s kitchen and laundry room. Captain said the wood he is working with is from Central America and costs over $150 a board foot (I wonder how wide that is).

Stubby’s new leg is working well and he is now an expert at making it work. He runs every morning usually with Lisa and me but sometimes Pops joins in – Moms have been running a lot lately – they can not believe the hidden wonders in Stubby.

The asked Lisa if they could attack him so one morning they pushed him into some pine trees and gave him some. Neither can believe his dick.

I think I might be the only one that has not tried it yet.

The wedding plans are moving right along. They have changed the weekend a couple of times. Jeni is off the pill and is being monogamous with Will using condoms. They both hate the condoms but know it is a worthwhile cause.

Their cabin is almost finished but they are not planning on moving in until next spring – they have too much to do this winter back home – they asked Stubby to stay there this winter but he said he had too much to do at his home.

Henry says he has an older daughter we have never met that is coming back home – she lost her job and needs a place to stay – the cabin and its responsibility would be good for her.

Will asked Henry to wait until he and Jeni met her and got to know her.

She is due home today right before lunch. If she does not work out, Captain says he may know someone that would do it.

Adam and I went to a drive in Sunday night for a banana split – while we were waiting I gave him a blowjob – the guy taking our order had to look twice before he realized what he was watching.

He sent his girlfriend over for pointers. She asked me if it tasted funny – I told her only if I stick it in the split – she asked which split and Adam laughed so hard he lost his erection.

She told me she would help him get it back and I told her to get in. She did not know what to think.

I told her to blow her boyfriend – she might find she likes the power it gives her. Adam is still chuckling.

The Chess tournament is still on – I asked Pops to update you.

Annie is writing a story – she is very busy now that Cindy has changed offices – she can not find a replacement so she is working twelve hour days. Cindy is coming back Thu and Fri to help her out. Denny is coming down Sat for a ball game then football on Sunday - I think he may be seeing both live.

Liz still sees Mr. Nerd almost everyday for a few hours. B brings home a different guy with a couple of repeats. gB is probably getting her boobs massaged as we talk and needs to have her ass kicked but she is on the boyfriend she started school with – I guess that is something.

Yes, Lisa does look like Eva – I asked Pops about the rest of us but he has not answered yet.

School is fine – we all have an A average so far – Mom has developed a project that would involve all of us students – she thinks her company will bankroll it – it would start in January.

Fish is fine – he spent the weekend with his maternal grandparents. They want to keep him 24/7 but Red misses him too much.

Chrome – we all missed mouse gestures and we all noticed that once we open lots of tabs, Chrome eats up more memory.

Plus we miss our add-ons - weather, clock, ad/script blocking and Read-It-Later button.

If we just need to look up something quickly Chrome definitely loads fast but since we normally only load the browser once a day (or once a month for Pops) we don’t have to load anything to search.

We’ll give Chrome a new look when the next version comes out or we hear add-ons are coming.

And for the asshole that just has to know – nope I have never crapped when a penis was stuck up my butt – I usually poop before I engage in anal sex – much more fun (and cleaner).