Dani and Lisas Stories: Stubby's Stubby - NOT

Tags -- Laughs, some sex, Stubby

One part of the man is NOT Stubby.

I meant to write yesterday but Life got in the way – their names are B and NB – those girls are going to kill me.

Anyway I got distracted. Stubby worked with Gimp (a free photo’crap’shop substitute until almost five then Lisa interrupted him – when she came in he threw a towel over the monitor and told her not to peek. She started to sit on his lap but he pulled her into the pool shower/bathroom. After five or six minutes I heard a couple of bangs, a yell then a thump and Lisa laughing while crying in pain – I’ve heard her do that before – usually when she was impaling her asshole on a stiff cock.

I figured if she was laughing everything was OK. But a minute later she called for help while she was laughing. I knocked and she told me to get the fuck in here.

I will remember the sight I saw for the rest of my life. The problem is how to describe it. I’ll start with the layout of the bathroom.

The door pulls open and there is a very short hallway maybe eighteen inches long. Turn left and you’ll find the showers and another door leading to a deck around the pool – straight ahead and you’ll find dual stalls with crappers and across from them a door leading to the downstairs laundry room.

To the left are dual sinks. There are mounted in a cabinet that is setback into an alcove. On each side of the cabinet is a space just wide enough for the skinny bitches around here to slide into.

Moms have a wastebasket on the left and a tall wicker clothes hamper on the right for wet towels and suits.

This is a perfect place for Lisa to clean and dress Stubby’s stump. The sinks are lower then normal. He can stand on one leg and lift his stump into the sink.

Evidently Stubby had his stump in the sink but not to get it cleaned – he was using it as a support while he fucked Lisa from behind.

Later we learned that in the heat of the moment Stubby forgot he was standing on his only good leg and tried to adjust his position to get more of his cock in her.

He lost his balance and fell sideways pulling Lisa with him. He hopped once, lifting Lisa off the counter with his cock, trying to gain his balance. He pulled Lisa on top of the clothes hamper.

His threw one hand around Lisa to keep her from falling. The other hand he threw up to catch himself on the wall. He missed a wall stud by a half inch going in but his hand came out the other side of the wall; a closet in the laundry room.

He knocked the drywall loose on the laundry side and his hand slide into the space between the stud and the drywall. The drywall snapped back in place trapping his hand.

When he tried to pull his arm free he bent his elbow and punched a bigger hole in the bath side dry wall and almost fell. He let go of Lisa because she seemed to be supported by the hamper.

At the exact moment he started to pull his hand out the hamper collapsed dropping Lisa into the gap. Stubby was pulled down and his good knee went into the drywall trapping it.

His free arm was trapped between Lisa and the cabinet. Lisa arms were trapped in the remains of the hamper. When Stubby was pulled down, his stump was pulled up.

Bear with me a moment, I have to discuss fashion for a moment.

From the first time I met him to present, Stubby has always worn baggy canvas cargo pants – they are made of heavy denim – it feels like canvas – to survive his trips though the woods and brush on foot and four-wheelers.

I’ve never seen him without them. For his stump he usually clips that pant leg to his stump. But lately he has been rolling them up, twisting the bottom closed or just letting it hang loose.

Today of all days they were just hanging.

Now I need to discuss bathroom fixtures (I’m loving this – best story in a LONG time).

The sinks in this room handle several tasks. They are stainless steel and Moms had the plumber install surgeon faucets. The faucets come up about a foot then curves to point down at the center of the sink. There are long levers so that the water can be controlled by your hand, forearms or elbows or in this case, stumps.

They also have knee handles, push your knee, thigh whatever in a yoke and you can control the water as long as the lever at the faucet is on.

When the basket failed, Lisa’s dangling leg turned on the water – forgot something, the temperature is controlled by a different control next to the on/off lever near the faucet. It is normally set for lukewarm.

When Stubby was pulled down (because his cock was still in Lisa) his stump was levered up and the end of his pants somehow got tangled with the faucet.

It now leans to the right, at a very sharp angle, against the on/off lever.

When I walked in, Lisa, trapped by Stubby’s cock in her pussy, was struggling. Her hands were tangled in the remains of the wicker basket. Her feet were about two inches off the ground – she is very short and being stuck on his cock, (the man is hung like a horse – if he is an inch he is a foot long) there was not much she could do.

She later commented she wanted him to hang weights on the end of his cock so that it curves down instead of up. If it would have curved down, they would not have ended up is such a compromising position. She would have just slid off.

(Dani wants to know why I am laughing so hard while typing. She says I sound like a dirty old man watching porn. Huh?)

When I walked in, water was pouring down Stubby’s pants and dripping off his balls. He said it was very cold – well water usually is.

Lisa was telling Stubby to get it out, he was too far in – he was going to give her a hernia – it hurt – get it out. She did not know how trapped he was and I don’t think she really cared.

(I am about ready to cry I am laughing so hard).

I analyzed the situation and decide to get Stubby’s stump free and get the water shut off. I unwrapped his pants from the faucet and tried to bend the faucet back to normal to turn the water off but I could not budge it.

Next I bent the on/off lever back and tried to push it away from them to turn the water off. The problem was it was already off and all I did was break the cold copper pipe under the sink that left nothing but hot water coming out and I have the heater set on high. It started to get steamy but I am sure it was close before I got in there.

I got Stubby’s stump to the ground but it hurt too much to put weight on it plus Lisa was still impaled on his cock. I tried to lift Lisa out of the way but she had about 10 inches of cock in her and there was still some showing. Wow.

Finally I lifted Stubby under the arms but his leg was stuck in the drywall. I moved him a little and Lisa asked for one more inch - she might be OK then.

I tried but it did not work. She wiggled her ass and got another half inch but Stubby told her to stop. She didn’t – he firmly told her to stop. When she did, she asked why. He said if felt too good. She started to ask if he was getting hard and I saw him throb. I’ve heard sailors cuss but Lisa could give them lessons.

He told me she had a great pussy. I did not agree because I did not know how much he knew.

I left to get a knife to cut my bathroom wall up and Red came in to check on the commotion. She is still laughing in her sleep (I know because she snuck in my bed when her kids fell asleep).

I was a perfect gentleman and let her sleep.

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Like hell, I fucked her like there was no tomorrow – and I think I’ll go back for sloppy tenths or whatever number we are on.

Red tried a few things between fits of laughter and looks of awe at Stubby’s cock. I heard Red ask how much of him was in her and Lisa said the part she was cutting off.

I cut his knee free and elbow but he could not get his hand out. Red could only get another inch of his cock out.

I went to the laundry room, opened the closet door and had to laugh but I did cut him loose.

He still did not have enough leverage to pull himself up. When I got back into the bathroom he was finishing fucking Lisa. When I cut his hand lose he had enough movement to get another two inches out which relieved the pressure in Lisa’s pussy and she started milking him.

It only took about 3 minutes for Stubby to shoot – Red was rubbing my cock and herself. Stubby was really turned on by that and being watched.

When Red came, Lisa came louder because Stubby was coming.

Stubby immediately went soft and Red moaned when Lisa started sliding off. She caught Lisa and I lifted Stubby under the arms and got him on his good leg.

Red lifted Lisa up and put her on her feet. Stubby’s come starting leaking out of her and Red moaned some more.

Stubby hopped to the shower on his one good leg and Lisa stumbled against the sink and her leg turned the water off. Then she walked now bow legged to the shower asking me to get her a sharp knife.

I held up the one I had used to cut the drywall and she said she needed a butcher knife – she only wanted to take one swing. I decide it was time to leave.

Red and I got outside and started laughing and we have not stopped – even thought we slept for about six hours.

When Stubby and Lisa came out he started to apologize but Red and I started laughing. Lisa and Stubby finally joined in after five or ten minutes.

Lisa came down about a minute ago and is muttering fucking asshole under her breath as she read over my shoulder.

Red and I promised them we would not tell a soul – didn’t say anything about writing it for the whole world to see.

It’s too good to keep secret.