Blog Update 7/30/2008 by Dani

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Red and I made sure the measurements of the house on the web were correct and were trying to decide what paint colors she needed.

Several time she stayed in the ‘poor’ mode and I tugged her by the hand to reality.

I told her to use her contacts – call our contractor and get a bid. She said she needed the exercise and to teach her girls a couple of lessons so they did not get lazy.

I asked if that was directed at me – she said absolutely not. I told her that was good – now she could come back to the cabin for lunch.

We walked in and Pops was standing at the table right inside the door looking in the mirror on the wall.

Red saw him and handed me her purse and computer. Then she reached under her skirt and stripped off her panties – which she handed to Pops. She said partial payment for the best shave she ever had.

Pops turned red, which surprised me, but he tried to point in the mirror but then Red took his hand and rubbed it against her mound UNDER her skirt. She asked how soon he thought she should reschedule a shave.

Pops cleared his throat and asked the gentleman seated in the alcove next to the front door what he thought. The gentleman stood up and walked towards Red and Pops. Pops started to lift Red’s skirt but his guest pushed Pops hand down and said he was SURE he was an expert.

Red quit breathing, she quit thinking, she wanted to die, she wanted to crawl in any hole, and she was not able to speak.

The minister in his collar and holding his hat and bible said that he had once convinced his wife he was a good shaver too but when he came out with three band-aids on his face, she would never let him in the bedroom with any tools.

Red tried to disappear – at least it looked that way. I tried not to laugh but I had known this guy for years. I asked if she would not let him into the bathroom with any tools then how did get he laid.

Red yelled my name but at least she was breathing. I introduced her as my newest employee and the minister asked if this was the mother of Captain’s newest crew.

When Red shook her head yes, the minister could not say enough good things about her daughters and the way she had raise them. Red was very proud.

The minister shook all our hands and we all bowed our heads, except for Pops – he does not completely believe - for a quick prayer. He ended hoping that Pops hand was steady and that the pubic hair grew swiftly.

His voice and tone were perfect and it took a moment for Red and my brains to decipher and he was already laughing belly deep as he walked out the door.

Pops had to sit in the chair and I went to go pee. It was SO funny.

Red asked where his church was at so that she could avoid it. Pops asked if she had looked out her new bedroom window this morning.

Yes, it was a great view. He asked if the remembered the church steeple with the gold cross. Yes, it reflected the light perfectly.

He told her that every time she saw it she would remember the day she had let him play with her pussy in front of that church’s minister.

Red was red again and asked why he did not warn her. He said he tried twice to get her attention and he even pointed but she had other things on her mind and paid no attention.

I asked why the panties were only a partial payment but they had walked off talking. Now I was being ignored.