What happend to boring?

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Remember when I said I was bored this morning. Should have kept my mouth shut.

We had to take pops into the hospital this morning. He accidentally received twice as much insulin as needed and his blood sugar went very low but that was not too much of a concern.

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It was the double dose of medicine he had taken – two different for blood pressure and three others for something else. Of course we didn’t know about this until much later that day.

When his blood pressure dropped to 80/we’re not sure, we loaded him into the car. When we got him there they immediately started giving him fluids and even a pint of blood.

It was two hours later that they determined that he must have had a stroke or a mild heart attack. Lisa was beside herself. But the doctor told her the accidental injection might have saved his life. If she had not been monitoring his blood pressure and vitals we might never have known he was in trouble.

Back to this morning.

At about 10 Lisa took pops vitals and asked pops if he had taken his injection this morning with breakfast. He thought about it and said cereal – toast – no he didn’t.

Lisa got the medicine, check his sugar level and prepared his insulin and she injected it. He always makes the same joke but we let him cause we all get to see him grab his dick.

Lisa asks him where he wants it. He always grabs his dick and lifts it up and says here. She says I meant the shot and he says so did I. Then he grabs her nipple and tells her if she hurts him, he’ll hurt her.

She laughs and he leans back and she sticks it in his stomach. When she is done she asks if he is ready and he says yes and she slaps his dick and his pinches her tit.

And the show is over except one day he grabbed her and bent her over for a DRIVE-BY-FUCK. We all hoped but he had not repeated that show since.

He swallowed the medicine and a few minutes later Annie asked him what he had for breakfast – he said cereal and toast. She looked at him and said when did I make you egg beaters? He thought and said today.

Lisa immediately asked if he had taken his insulin. Then she grabbed his meter to check when the last reading was taken before the one she had just done. Pops always check his sugar level and adjusted his injection pen for the right amount. He hates syringes so he uses a pen.

It was this morning – did he inject himself? He just shrugged. Lisa was very concerned and we were all trying to talk to him at once. Lisa took charge and had BBs check the garbage; yes there was a disposable needle and alcohol wipes in the trash. Lisa’s syringe was in her trash basket.

I had taken the trash out last night and Annie and I rolled the dumpster to the end of the driveway. We knew he had injected twice.

BBs and Lisa and I were all going nuts when pops turned around and told us to quit being girls. It had not been that long and if his blood sugar went too low, he’d just be able to eat more today.

Lisa agreed with him but took his vitals. When she went to take a shower she asked all of us to get dressed and keep a very close eye on him.

BBs sat on his lap and asked him to show her something neat on the Internet. He brought up a picture of her he had taken sometime last night while she was sleeping. He has lots of photos we knew nothing about.

He had one of Annie – she was sleeping on her back with her legs spread wide showing everything and her nightshirt was not doing a very good job of hiding her tits.

He had another of Lisa – she had evidently fallen asleep with Perfect Dick still in her. Have you met Perfect Dick – I can’t remember?

And of me? I guess I like sleeping on my knees with my ass wide open and up in the air. Pops told me it’d be a good fucking position.

Lisa was back quickly and asked if anyone else knew how to take blood pressure. BBs didn’t so she taught her.

Every half hour she checked him and about 11:15 pops stood up to go pee. He collapsed to the floor but was immediately alert. Said he still had to go pee. Annie and I helped him in to the bathroom and he was having problems getting his zipper undone. Annie finally did it and pops asked why she stopped.

She pulled him out and he told her to hold it or otherwise he would make a mess. As he was peeing she told him she had never done this before. He said really? I don’t believe you.

She insisted and he asked again, “You have never held a dick while it was squirting?” And she said no. He asked, “The last time you sucked a dick were you holding it when it came?” She said yes then she squeezed his and told him to be serious.

He started to say something but he started collapsing and we yelled for Lisa. She was barking orders and pops came back and told her he could make it to the car.

It was a bitch but we got him loaded and BBs ran back to get her and I clothes and Annie grabbed cell phones and a couple of purses.

I pulled on the top BBs brought me and she jumped in naked. Annie and Lisa were on each side of pops and trying to strap him in.

I fired up pops RoadMaster and away we went. Usually we take the shorter way thru the country to town but today I figured it would be better to head for the Interstate a mile in the wrong direction and then I’d be able to get to the hospital much faster.

Lisa was already on the phone telling them we were on the way. I will have to re-think my choice of cars. This Buick was a sweet ride when you asked it to go.

I was at 100 before I even realized it. The first truck we passed blew its horn and I told BBs to get dressed. She had forgotten. I didn’t have any pants on but at least my tits were covered.

I heard Lisa say his pulse was very slow and she could not get a pressure reading and I asked the Buick for more and 120 came. I really like that RoadMaster.

Pops told Lisa that Dani always drives this way and had never had a crash. He was awake and still has his humor. He told moms once that when he quits joking, start picking out coffins. They were not happy but later they laughed.

Don’t know where the cops were today but they would have a hard time catching me. When we pulled off the Interstate BBs and Annie both yelled clear and I blew the red light.

Lisa asked how often we drove this way – BBs said first time then yelled right and I drifted left. We blew two more lights and Annie said she saw smoke come off the tires when I stopped. I don’t remember – I remember telling the guard to park the fucker himself and then asked if he liked his dick when he would not get out of my way. Lisa said something and he was out of my way.

They had a gurney and doctor waiting and they took him straight to a cardio room. And we waited. And we waited. And waited. Then waited some more.

Lisa was getting signals from one of the nurses behind the wall and she kept saying its OK. What she was really saying was he hadn’t died yet.

Finally the doctor came out and told us that pops had probably suffered a stroke or mild heard attack but they really were not sure which.

Moms always said that if a doctor does not know then things are not good. There was something they were not telling us. Of course we had Lisa and when she started talking their language we were completely lost but in the end they were going to admit him. And wait and see.

Nope not good enough – fix his ass now – I was not happy but Lisa assured me they were doing all they could.

A short while later we were told his room number and Lisa made her 2nd visit to work since she resigned. We went straight to his room and he was already there hooked up to all sorts of machines.

A cardio nurse was checking the machines. Lisa and her talked for a bit and Lisa told us they didn’t really expect any changes before morning so we started planning how to call moms and who would work what shift. All the little things when someone is in the hospital.

A lady Lisa described as her first boss came in to say hi. She called pops the old fart so we knew she knew moms. She recognized me and asked about mom.

I heard Lisa tell her she was now pops full-time live in caretaker. The lady could not believe it. Lisa wondered what she meant. When the lady mentioned her first day, Lisa walked over to pops and stared at his face.

Then she left and came back with some guy following her and put his sunglasses on pops. She backed away and looked at me with her mouth opened. She asked the lady to cover up pops chin and she started laughing.

The lady joined her and then Lisa stopped, pulled the sunglasses off pops and handed the guy his glasses and ran around the bed and hit a red button on the wall.

She told the nurse something and a voice came out of the wall and they were talking hospital again. Lisa turned off his IV’s and started to unhooked one of them. A young nurse ran in and handed her another IV bag. Lisa said something and Annie covered her mouth and let out a little scream then hit a button on her phone. When whoever answered she spoke 3 names that sounded familiar and then she stood up and went to Lisa.

Lisa listened to her then the young nurse went running. Another 4 or 5 people showed up and Lisa ordered blood tests level something or rather and one guy started pulling blood from pops' arm.

Annie can back and sat beside me and she said overdose. I asked what she meant. She told me that about 3 months ago moms had asked to use her contacts and she got them 3 months of pops medicine in blister packs. (Actually Samples)

When pops injected himself in the morning he had trouble taking his pills from the bottle. Moms got the blister packs so that pops could just pop the pills out.

They had got him into the habit of taking his medicine whenever he injected. The only problem was he forgot what he had done.

And when Lisa gave him his pills it was his SECOND dose of the day within 2 hours. He had way too much medicine in his system and it was probably killing him or at least putting him into a coma.

They had been treating him for a self-induced heart stoppage. Lisa was the calmest person I have ever seen. She took over that room like she owned it. I guess she did. When the pops doctors arrived they welcomed Lisa back and someone spoke that she didn’t work here anymore – she was pops caretaker.

Lisa explained quickly what had happened. BBs came back into the room and I could tell she was very scared. She had been talking to our caretaker – a farmer that took care of our place when we were gone and did the yard work and did whatever pops asked him to do.

Pops paid him a monthly salary and let him plant a very large garden next to ours. Sometimes we didn’t see him for two or three months. None of us had locked any doors nor could we remember if I had closed the garage door.

The caretaker would take care of everything.

The guy that had taken pops blood came in and said about 10 words so far above my grade level I doubt I would be able to understand their meanings.

Lisa ordered something and then clamped her hand over her mouth but the doctor laughed and told her to continue. He suggested a couple of minor changes. Annie’s phone rang and she spoke the doctor’s name then handed the phone to him and told the doctor PHD Jones or something like that. They talked for about thirty seconds and told Lisa to do something in 30 minutes and handed the phone back to Annie. She sat and responded to my unasked question Chief Chemical Director – whatever that was.

The doctor walked over to the ABCs and told us not to worry; once they got his system flushed he’d be back to normal and out of here today. He also leaned nearer me and said in a soft voice that we had one hell of a nurse working for us. Don’t lose her.

And he left. Lisa turned and set down and said she should had realized what had happened sooner. Annie told her she was the one that got the medicine for them, she KNEW and she had missed it.

BBs was sort of lost but said that her husband had found a body this morning and was pretty freaked. Annie asked if she wanted to get there and BBs told her no, he’s too busy for company. Besides she could not leave pops.

A little later Lisa changed one of the IVs and the doctor came in and told us he was about to wake up. Keep him quiet and try not to excite him.

Lisa went the other side of his bed to get an EKG strip and while she was there BBs asked what the deal with the sunglasses. Lisa laughed.

The first day she worked at the hospital she worked in cardio surgery recovery which is on the surgery wing. She moved to cardio recovery on the cardio unit five years ago. Her first patient was a guy with a brown goatee and a great dick. She had to check the stitches they had put in to close the place near his crotch to insert the angio balloon. She had to move his gown aside to check it and saw his dick.

She checked his pacemaker incision and the guy was talking to her. Scared her half to death. She could not understand what the guy said so she leaned closer and he asked when she was going to play with his dick – it needed attention. He must have been partially awake when she had checked his leg.

She told him she wasn’t going to – he said he was sorry. She asked for what and he said this and he grabbed her ass. Annie let out a little squeal and said it was pops and Lisa nodded yes then she jumped about three feet into the air and ended up at the foot of the bed.

Pops said she jumps better now. He was awake and had just grabbed her again. We all gathered around his bed and Lisa told him to rest. He would feel terrible for a few minutes and then feel really good.

Pops told her to start his discharge papers immediately. Unless he was dying he would not spend any more time in a hospital then necessary. She told him not to worry.

In an hour pops was feeling fine. A nurse came in to check his blood sugar and pops told her to come to the other side of the bed.

Lisa told her to stay where she was. The nurse was a little confused. Pops said this side and the nurse said something about patient being right. Lisa told her she had warned her and chuckled.

As soon as she started to stick pops finger to draw blood he grabbed her ass. She told him to rub a little harder she’s been sitting on it all day and his hand felt good.

Lisa laughed and the nurse finished up and stood there talking to pops as he rubbed her ass. She pulled away and told Lisa she had known the old fart for about as long as she’d known his wife.

She told the old fart thanks for the butt rub and left.

We all took turns getting lunch away from the hospital and he whispered something to BBs before she left with Annie. Pops had already told another nurse he was not hungry.

When BBs came back she closed the door most of the way and I watched pops devour a quarter pound cheese burger and a chicken sandwich. I figured what the heck – let him do it. I told him he needed to make sure Lisa checked his blood sugar levels otherwise they might not let him go.

The doctor came back and talked for a few minutes and told Lisa to get him ready to go home. We left about six hours after we arrived.

On the way home pops asked me to stop for a minute at the drug store. He had to borrow money from Annie casue his wallet was at home. He was only gone a short time and when he came back he was licking an ice cream cone.

We all jumped out and around the side was a string of little sidewalk restaurants and an ice cream shop. Annie paid for us all. Some guy kept ogling Annie. When we got up to leave pops said come on girls let hurry home, I’m horny as hell and the guy dropped his cone. We all swung our butts as we left and BBs said. “Yes, father”. It was funny.

We got home and Lisa sat down and asked the butler for a drink before he retired. Nobody got it then I did. I asked her if she remember where she had seen pops the second time and she just smiled.

Nobody else got it especially pops and I would not say. Lisa had met pops the first day she met me when I brought her back to our house and went swimming.

Pops had jumped in the pool right before we came out from the showers so that his wet trunks would outline his dick. I had called him the butler. Today she realized who it really was. Then pops laughed and he got up to get her a drink. He had figured it out too.

Lisa jumped up and came back with a lock box and all of pops medicine and told pop he should never take a pill without telling her first. And when he shoots up he leaves the meter and used needle on her office desk

But pops asked the real question. How are we going to make sure he remembers anything?

Us girls talked about it and Annie found a website that sells an automatic pill dispenser but it’s almost $500. Pops told her he already had one – its name was Lisa.

Then BBs told him to write a program that automatically sends him an email message to take his medicine. As long as he checks the computer he’ll be reminded.

He started working on it and we were all checking messages and BBs hissed at us all. Pops had fallen asleep. Lisa immediately jumped to check him. That woke him up and she and BBs helped him to bed which is where I am going now.

Hope tomorrow is much more boring then today.

Good night.