War Update #1 – Sep 5 2008 1700 by Dani

Tags -- kids, Laughs, Liz, Red_Update

Well, the ‘boys’ have been driven back to the boat house and us ‘little gals’ young and not so young have the house and boathouse back in our control.

It was simple once our reinforcements arrived. Annie, Summer, Fire and G arrived about 215 pm. The first thing Fire and G did was to block the driveways and garages by parking the company cars crossways behind Pops’ truck and Moms’ car.

They were stuck there. The girls also got all the keys out of the all-terrain vehicles. Then Annie noticed the guys had put a pump in the pool and ran a garden house into the house.

Annie took the main breaker out of the cabana that supplied power. She hid it nearby so that we could take over the pump if we needed.

I performed the attack on the main house while Red had the guys distracted. We re-called her about two minutes before she made contract and changed the plans.

We had one little problem. We had three kids that could not witness Red’s distraction. Summer worked that out.

When Pops added a stone fireplace to the kitchen, the chimney was on the outside wall facing the road. When they built it they took out the two windows that faced the road. There was nothing but trees to see anyway.

At the time I was dating a guy that loved to rock climb. He loved visiting walls and real cliffs around the area. I had a brain storm. I asked the guy that built the stone chimney to make it a rock climbing wall.

He stuck rocks out in just the right places to create hand holds and foot holds to climb all the way to the top and side to the roof that slants up to the roof that circles the cabin.

If you did not know about it, you would not see it. The first 10 steps had to be perfect or you were screwed. As far as I know only Annie, BBs and I know the path.

At 3 pm Red went in the front door to distract the ‘horny’ bastards. I climbed the wall, got on the roof and dropped six feet to the upper deck outside my room.

Ten minutes later I was laying flat on the third floor balcony listening to Red begging to see Fish. Pops called Captain and Red got Fish back. Stubby and Pops were still scanning outside.

Red hold them that they had our promise that we would not attack the cabin while Red was inside. So True.

Red rocked Fish to sleep and put him in the bassinet next to the window wall. It is a very warm place to sleep.

Then Red made her offer. She was perfect and I will let her tell that story if she wants.

In short, Red offered to fuck them all at the same time but since the one part of the deck was still blocked by the tent fence, she wanted to do it there on the picnic benches. She did not want to fuck in the same room as her boy.

The horny bastards agreed. We had told her to distract them for at least ten minutes then work on getting them to come together.

Mom told her to get off as much as she could because it might be a while before any of us got laid again. Mom asked if she would take one for the team.

Red agreed.

When she got them outside, I snuck down the back stairs and locked all outside doors to the deck. Then I let everyone else EXCEPT the kids in the front door.

Moms made up six five gallon buckets of ice water and added something to the water to make it even colder.

Summer took the kids around the outside to the window wall and boosted gB up and in a window so that she could open the door and the kids could rescue Fish.

Every one else grabbed a bucket and Annie hooked the pump back up to the swimming pool but hooked up a different hose with a very small nozzle on the end. We use it to power spray the outside decks, stairs and walkways.

Once BBs used it on a new car to get mud off and she stripped the paint. It was powerful and hurt like hell if you sprayed your hand or feet.

While the kids got Fish to safety, Summer snuck into the boathouse and locked all the doors. Since she could not close the big overhead door without alerting them, we told her where the boat keys were and how to unhook the boat from shore power.

We thought of everything including Red making sure the guys were naked before taking them out to the deck.

We had instructed Liz to take the girls and Fish back to Red’s house in my car. Red’s driveway is 10 feet down the road from ours. B was to double check the road to make sure nothing was coming.

When we heard Liz rev the motor at the top of the hill we struck. And it was good.