Blog Update – July 12, 2008 by Lisa

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We had a heck of a party last night – can’t get any better then good food, good booze (margaritas were great) and good people – next to a clean, warm and private swimming pool, suits optional.

We woke up to a beautiful sun and hot temps – we had our hot toddies in the pool – it was very nice.

Breakfast was a calorie loaded, heart stopping Amish breakfast. Captain is the best omelet maker with the left over veggies from last night and REAL sausage and ham – man I bet I gained twenty pounds in the last 24 hours. We even had real ground coffee from the Amish WITHOUT any whiskey that was the absolute best I have ever had.

Moms gave us our monthly physicals and surprise surprise – we have all lost some weight. All the guys blood pressures have dropped and their glucose levels were perfect – even Pops was under a hundred WITHOUT insulin.

I went back and checked and he has used less then 50% of what he needed in March. Moms are so happy and so are we girls EXCEPT we have all added an inch to our thighs and Momtoo warned we would have handles soon if we didn’t start running or walking more.

Pops said handles would be welcome. Momtoo caught his balls with a towel snap. He caught her and gave her a reaming – not sure what hole - she was not happy at first but that changed quickly.

Moms are being waited on hand and foot – no we are not forgetting the pussy and everything in between – Annie and I even did their laundry. Pops was keeping a running list of the bitches they had about traveling - he sent Deni and Jeni into town for hair dryers, curling irons, misc stuff and a couple of new suitcases or totes or whatever they call them.

They found that very thoughtful.

Dani is coming into her own. We all went to visit Grannies grave and the sod nor the headstone was in place. Mom cried over that and Dani left in a huff.

She came back with someone she found and bitched at him until he finally called someone and before we left the headstone was being placed and the dirt leveled and watered ready for sod.

Dani warned the guy that if the sod was not on the grave when she came back to check he would be stuck on Grannie’s headstone – it would be so far up his ass he’d never get off.

Moms and Pops lost it and started laughing and apologized for Dani. I heard Dani whisper to the caretaker that she was serious and the next time she came back would be without such sympathetic company. She spoke with such conviction I am pretty sure I saw fear in his eyes.

As soon as she got back she wrote a letter to the cemetery board wanting to know how long it would take to get Grannie ready to move to a cemetery that knows how to treat their customers –even if they were dead. She wants a refund for the absolutely worse service she has ever received.

We are all laughing at Dani and she joins in but I can tell she is dead serious – no pun intended.

We got back just in time – very bad storms moving this way. The cabin is under a flash flood watch – Stubby said the water rose three feet but dropped back down an hour later this morning.

He just called and told Pops a storm had just moved thru – took out one big tree and several branches and William’s thing-a-majig is leaning to one side on the tower.

He also said they got about 4 inches of rain in the last half hour.

We are under a flash flood watch a hundred miles north and way east and it has not even started to rain.

I wish it would all quit.

Tonight we are making Italian – Captain has already started the sauce with all fresh veggies and some top of the line olive oil (EVOO – is that right Rachel) and he sent Dani to a bakery for a certain type of Italian bread and to the store for a certain brand of pasta.

He’s making some sort of anti-pasta that will make our clits hard he says. Mom said just smelling the sauce makes hers hard.

Momtoo is making mushrooms with stuffed crab meat and Pops is making Italian ice cream – I forget what he calls it – sort of like a sherbet but much tastier.

Cindy with Annie’s help is trying to make homemade mozzarella sticks – Captain just suggested adding something to the breading and Annie told Captain she owed him a blow job – it was perfect.

BBs and DenI just went home for the first time in weeks. Said she missed the bathroom sink. Dani asked why and she said because it was the perfect height to get fucked from behind. DenI dared her to ride home naked so she told him to pull the car out and she walked nude to the car – he kept moving it farther and farther down the driveway until they were almost at the turnoff.

When Dani called after ten minutes, Deni told her she rode all the way home naked, waved at a guy on a tractor in the field – tits bouncing - and walked into their house naked.

She went straight to the bathroom and told him he had 10 seconds to start fucking her or she was removing his cock to use it her self.

Dani said the call just ended – she thought she heard moans and groans and something about ‘fuck her’ right before the phone went dead.

Momtoo said BBs told her she has never been so horny in her life – she feels neglected if she does not get it five or six times a day.

Mom accused the ‘old guys’ of juvenile delinquency and taking advantage of a minor.

Captain said the only thing minor about her was her size. He can barely get his cock in her. We are still laughing over that.

Well we are having a great weekend – IF this fucking rain would just stop. Hope yours has been the same.