One night a few of us girls went out for what they use to call Happy Hour.
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Posts for Wednesday, April 8, 2009 (index)
Erin’s Exhibition – Apr 5 2009 by Dani
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Posts for Sunday, December 28, 2008 (index)
A Very Good Christmas – Dec 28 2008 by Dani
Posted at 1:08 AMAlan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.
Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.
Just wait, they all will pay.
Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.
Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.
From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.
Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.
He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.
Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.
I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.
Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.
I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.
So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.
Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.
Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.
Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.
Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.
She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.
I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.
I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.
Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.
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Posts for Saturday, December 6, 2008 (index)
Liz Is A Good Girl – Dec 6 2008 by Pops
Posted at 10:40 AMI have several people wanting to know how Liz’s party turned out.
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I am happy to say it was a great success but for a while I thought we had been wrong to trust her.
I installed a couple of extra cameras this afternoon to ‘keep an eye’ on things. When Liz got home from school she spent a significant amount of time on the computer.
She printed out several packets of paper but I could not get a look at them.
She took everything with her when she went upstairs to get ready. She came down dressed conservatively but sexy, if you understand what I mean.
Dani came home long enough to eat and she joined the welcoming committee with Captain to meet all her friends. I was busy with Fish – B and gB were invited but were supposed to be baby sitting. Good old Gram Pops took over.
Dani told us old farts, Captain, Stubby and me to not worry – she was sure they had plenty of condoms and on that note she left without telling us where she was going.
I logged into my computer and tried to bring the cameras up BUT they would not accept my password. Ms Liz had changed the passwords. I could not say anything because then she would know we had tried to spy on her.
Captain went up to collect empty plates and check on refreshments. He reported they were in groups talking quietly listening to music.
Stubby was getting antsy, Captain knew something was up but could not figure it out and then Dani came back with a surprise.
Moms and Lisa. They had lied to me about their flights home. Lisa went straight to the ballroom while Mom showed us pictures of her trip. Momtoo was extremely tired and told us to wake her when the orgy started.
None of us were amused. Then we saw everyone leaving the party. It was barely 10 o’clock.
Liz came in to give Mom a hug then asked her and Lisa several questions. She said she was tired and going to bed. She was gone in seconds.
A few minutes later I got a text message to look at camera 45 – and she gave me the new password.
I checked my two cameras but she had taken them offline. I pulled up #45 and we learned that her group of friends had discussed how to provide a Christmas dinner and presents to the local nursing home.
One group made plans to decorate the home and another was figuring out how many hams they needed and what the other side dishes should be.
Mom is still laughing. Dani said she already knew and laughed as she went upstairs.
Captain and Stubby do not know if they should be proud or mad at the deception. I myself am figuring out how to prevent her from taking over my cameras again. I am also embarrassed that she fooled us all. She is getting too good at that.
Lisa checked my vitals and pronounced me alive. Stubby brought us all a stiff drink with backups.
Lisa sat and told Mom from now on the plane trip MUST be split into two legs with at least 18 hours in a hotel between the legs. Stubby told her she would never last 18 hours with someone between her legs.
She dared him to try and the last we saw of them was him chasing her up the stairs.
Mom and I discussed our annual Christmas trip. Last year her and Momtoo stayed an extra three weeks. That’s when this blog got started.
Damnation, we’ve been doing this for almost a year.
And then Mom did something she has never done before after returning from a long trip. She fell asleep before we made it to bed. When I tried to wake her she pushed me away. Never happened before.
When Fish woke screaming she was awake and had him comforted before I could move.
She carried him upstairs and told me not to wake her.
Today she tried to wake me up and I told her to let me sleep. When I came down for breakfast I called her Grandma. She just smiled and fed Fish more cereal.
Dani called me Grand Pops when I sat down at my computer. When the teens showed up they were all calling me Grand Pops.
Liz asked me what it was like being celibate. Mom was just coming into the room and laughed and laughed.
The teens bundled Fish up for the trip home and one of them said loudly but slowly, as if I was old and deaf, they would stay away for at least an hour if I wanted to try for Mom again.
Mom laughed and said she was tired and needed a nap. I am not sure what the game is but I figure I can play it longer than she can.
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Posts for Friday, December 5, 2008 (index)
Dec 4 2008 by Pops
Posted at 12:19 AMOnly 23 hours before my partner and nurse are due home. Lisa says jet lag really sucks and the eighteen hours on planes is a close second.
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She texted me that she really missed an Internet connection and could not wait to get back. When I told her she had over 500 messages waiting in her mailbag she txt something that sounds like Yuck. Heh!
Liz came down this morning wanting to know if she could have a party Friday. I asked for how many and she said about twenty. When I asked who she said people from school. I asked for a list and she said she was not sure who they were.
She was not happy when I told her I wanted to know exactly how many and exactly who they were. Then she asked if she could rent a room or suite at the hotel – I told her to call. When they asked her what for they said that all people would be carded at the door by a security guard and they all had to be over 21.
She was not happy at all when she plodded back upstairs to shower. She ran into Dani who told her she could use the conference room on the fourth floor of the building downtown but Liz was not sure how many of the kids would be able to go downtown.
She went upstairs and I could see the dejection in her posture.
Captain came out to get breakfast orders. He is gaining weight because he has been making a little of everything to cover all the bases but he ends up eating most the leftovers the rest of the day.
By taking orders he hopes to reduce the amount of food he fixes plus reduce his intake (and even though he did not say it I am sure he wishes to reduce my expense).
Liz came slogging down the stairs and Captain asked for her order then an explanation why she looked like she had lost her best friend.
She said she wanted to have a party but nobody was helping. He immediately offered to help and I told him to ask her who was coming. When he heard he told her he would need to know how many AND have permission slips from each of their parents with emergency contact numbers.
Liz wondered why and before I could answer Captain told her if they were under 21 he would be responsible for them while at the party.
She asked where and he told her the ball room in the boat house. I had forgotten it was even there.
She asked me and I told her that was Captain’s domain – deal with him. She followed him into the kitchen and they talked while she helped him get breakfast cooked.
Then she made up a permission form on her computer with his help and I reviewed it.
Liz was on cloud nine and could not wait to get to school. Captain asked if she wanted supper or just snacks and what to drink. When she started listing hard liquors Captain just stared at her until she saw and laughed telling him she was just teasing.
If anyone came with any alcohol she would personally kick their ass. Captain smiled and asked about decorations. None she said – just some way to listen to music.
As she was putting on her coat and starting out the door Dani asked what the party was for. Liz said an orgy and closed the door behind her.
Captain brought glass cleaner and paper towels so that Dani I could clean the coffee and orange juice we had spewed onto our screens and keyboards.
Captain asked if we thought she was joking and Dani said probably not. Captain got a strange look on his face and I told him we had better install some hidden cameras. Dani told us to use the infrared mode to make sure we didn’t miss anything. She was sure there would be enough heat from twenty or so teenagers in a darken room without supervision.
Captain swore and wondered what he got himself into. He was also going to call Stubby to get his take on it. Dani asked him to trust Liz this one time. If she broke that trust then he could talk to Stubby. He didn’t answer as he went back to the kitchen.
So we are having a party tomorrow night. Please hurry home Mom and Lisa –we might need your help.
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Posts for Monday, November 3, 2008 (index)
Am I a man or a woman?
Posted at 4:30 AMWant to have some fun?
Go to this website and check some sites, especially this one: http://danilisastories.blogspot.com
Pops says it is because he heavily edits our posts. Our grammar is so bad he is ashamed to let us publish without editing. Plus the modified word processor we use has many of his phrases and suggests them constantly.
But it is still funny - I mean I've always got dick but sheesh - it is NOT attached!
BTW, I tested several sites that I personally know the sex of the author (and a few I was not sure of). The web page never, NEVER missed.
So am I a man or woman?
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Posts for Sunday, November 2, 2008 (index)
A Terrible Trick – Oct 31 2008 by Dani
Posted at 4:32 AMOn Wednesday my friends played a trick on me – a terrible trick – but it would have been great IF it had gone off as planned. In the end I got great payback but I am still exhausted by the unintended results.
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Briefly, Jeni went to the doctor for pregnancy tests. She got a call later that afternoon while I was at lunch with Annie that it was too soon to run the test.
Cindy, Debby and Jeni all went to town that afternoon to meet the classmates and happened to see Annie. They talked and Annie convinced them it was a perfect time to play a trick on me.
On Wednesday morning Jeni told me she could not take a lab test but still wanted to know so she went and bought several pregnancy tests.
She asked me to show her how to use them – I found it odd as I have never had occasion to use one – but I put it down to nerves.
We went in the bathroom and I peed on the test and she laughed very nervously. She asked me something about the Internet and we went back to my computer.
She remembered the tests and came out holding the tests. I saw the positive sign and hugged her congratulating her when she pushed me back and asked which test was mine, left or right. When I looked I told her she mixed them up. No she was sure. She told me she would get Lisa.
I grabbed another test and went to the bathroom off my bedroom and peed on my hand again.
Lisa came in asking if I was OK saying she wanted me to talk to Pops – he was sick in bed with a cold. I talked to him for a few minutes and agreed with Lisa he just needed more rest.
I checked the test in my bathroom, grabbed my keys and fanny pack and went out the deck door walking around the cabin to my car and left.
I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I headed for the big house but drove right past – I did not want to be found – after several calls and text messages, all of which I ignored I turned off my phone.
About thirty miles later I turned off the Interstate and traveled to a little town with a brand new hotel next to a small cafe.
I parked in the back of the lot between two semis – I do not know why – and checked in with no luggage.
I tried to eat lunch, went to Wally world for supplies and two sweat pant outfits and laid in bed for the next 24 hours. I was devastated. How had my IUD let me down? What had gone wrong? What would happen to school? What would the teens think?
I slept very little and woke up cramping badly. I took a run wishing I had a sports bra – it has been a long time since I let the twins out.
Read the post right before this one – it’ll explain the twins and my little exhibition.
When I got back from my jog I took a hot bath and showered.
I went next door for lunch and ate like a pig. I got back to the room trying to decide what I was going to do. I had to pee and when I wiped I noticed something but just went to the lobby for supplies and then crawled back in bed and might have cried for a while.
I ate again at supper like a pig then went back to bed but had terrible nightmares. When I woke up I changed my pad and wished I had a pair of panties or a thong - then it hit me.
How could I be pregnant IF I was bleeding. Was this a bad sign. Then I did some calculations and after a little bit I called the girls about every name I could think of. What a dirty fucking trick.
I grabbed my crap, paid my bill and drove to MickyDs for some comfort food and saw the assholes from the day before (read the previous post). As I started to drive out I rolled the window down and called them fucking losers and left in a hurry.
They followed me. When they pulled up next to me I showed them my third item and floored my Mustang. It was no contest and I snacked on shitty chicken parts, chewed on a piece of rawhide and sucked down a chocolate shake with something that sort of tasted like apples for dessert. The shake was the best part – and the sweet and sour sauce.
I pulled my phone out and texted Lisa telling her I was on the way. I did not check any of the messages – I knew what they said. I turned the phone back off.
When I walked in the front door, Annie, Debby, Cindy, BBs, Jeni, the classmates and Lisa were all there with frightened looks.
Moms, who had got home early that morning, and Pops were in back of them with concerned but loving looks. The teens were behind them with questioning looks on their faces.
Annie started to talk but I held my finger up and grabbed my phone pretending to answer it. I paused for just the right amount of time then said yes doctor, thanks doctor and closed my phone and my eyes,
BBs asked what was wrong. I said the doctor had just confirmed it….and I paused again for dramatic effect, cursed and said I was NOT having a baby.
Annie said, “Confirmed?” I shook my head yes then said again, “But I am not having a baby. Not now!”
The look of shock on everyone’s faces was wonderful – perfect – exactly what I was looking for.
The girls in front all gathered around to give me hugs and congratulations. None of them could see my face so I winked at Pops and Moms then held a finger to my mouth.
They all started to laugh then Pops caught them and Moms came forward acting so proud to finally become grandparents. They were absolutely perfect.
Pops took the teens outside to explain. They all came running back in excited and hugging and kissing me and asking what it felt like. When Liz hugged me she whispered “What a payback” and squeezed me harder.
She let go and called to GrandPops asking about an early lunch since the party was starting early. Party? Then it dawned on me why everyone was here – it was the annual Halloween party. I had forgotten all about Halloween.
I told the gathering thanks for everything but I was NOT having a baby now – it was the truth but the traitors, as I thought of them, thought I meant I was aborting the pregnancy. I did nothing to indicate otherwise – I was telling the truth – I was NOT having a baby.
I told them all I had not slept well, I needed a nap. Moms came to my room with me and we had to cover our faces with pillows to prevent our laughter from being heard. Liz came in and covered her face.
She told us the other adults were going nuts and had no idea what to do or say. They were in total shock.
All of us girls – Annie, BBs, Jeni, Cindy, Lisa, the classmates, Momtoo and Debby were all mistakes. I found out today that Liz was a mistake too. We were all unplanned pregnancies. We were a sisterhood and had all agreed we would never give up a baby unless our health was in jeopardy.
They could not understand how I could not have the baby.
I told Moms what I wanted to be for Halloween and Liz said she had the perfect prop.
I went to sleep giving orders to wake me in time for the costume parade.
At four Liz woke me up rubbing my back, She asked if I wanted to sleep longer and I stretched saying I felt great – the nightmares were gone.
I took quick shower and came out to find Annie and BBs waiting for me. I looked straight at Annie and told her I did not want to talk or see her right now.
She left almost in tears. BBs started to say something but I stopped her and told her the real facts. She laughed until she cried. Liz came back with our costumes and we helped each other get dressed.
She was going as a whore – her skirt was so short it hid nothing, She had a bright orange thong on over flesh colored tights that did very little to hide her butt or her pussy lips. Her bright orange bra barely contained her beautiful tits. She looked so good.
I was a pregnant lady that looked like hell. I wore a shapeless dress and a bra that was at least fours sizes too big but one of the Moms had sewn padding into the cups making it look like I had tits the size of watermelons.
I had a fake pregnancy stomach that Liz said the classmates supplied – between my legs I put a rag doll that looked like it was from the Chucky movies. It was grotesque. When I squatted it fell out to the floor complete with a fake umbilical cord.
I was amazed. Liz said it was perfect as she sprayed hair spray over my messed up hair. I looked perfect.
Then Pops knocked on the door and said the parade was starting. Liz and I walked out to the balcony and watched as one by one each person walked down the stairs, around the great room and back upstairs.
Stubby was acting as the master of ceremonies dresses as a pirate. He had pulled his peg leg out of storage and had a bloody hook on his left hand and a sword on his belt.
When I reached the middle of the great room I squatted and the ‘baby’ popped out. I heard the older girls scream but all the people in the know laughed hard. They all got terrible looks from the ‘traitors’.
Liz walked down shaking her ass and bent over several times showing her ass and she stuck a hand in her bra pulling her tits back into the cups and squishing them together damn near showing them all. All the guys got turned on but Stubby was disgusted and let it show.
Liz stuck her tongue out at him them pretended to flash her tits at him.
Then the party started. I was asked several times to ‘birth’ the baby and each time Annie was visibly upset. The classmates were upset their contribution was being used the way it was but they never approached me.
I drank so much that the ‘traitors’ told me several times I would hurt the baby. I always answered ‘good’ and drained my drink.
I was feeling no pain and went to the downstairs bathroom to pee and to change my pad.
About ten minutes later Cindy popped out of the bathroom and went to each of the traitors. Liz wondered what she was up to.
Then I was summoned to the middle of the great room by a loud yell. Annie was there and looked pissed. I laughed and walked up to her.
She looked me in the eye then grabbed my crotch and called me about ten names. The people in the know were all laughing hard. The traitors looked like they had been kicked in the face.
I asked them how they liked my payback. Then I told the story with them filling in their parts.
Annie had hatched the idea and the girls all thought it would be great. Lisa planned it. Bitch.
After Jeni and I peed on the tests, Debby snuck in and peed on another replacing mine. Jeni brought out the results tricking me.
Lisa wondered if I would be so shocked I would test again so Cindy watched from the third floor and when I disappeared into my room she signaled Lisa who took me to see Pops.
Cindy snuck into my bathroom and peed on another test and left it for me.
What Lisa had not expected was me leaving like I did. It completely screwed up their trick and they felt so bad.
The called everyone and they looked for me Wednesday and Thursday until finally Lisa confided in Pops what they had done.
He made a call to the credit card company but when he called the hotel I had already checked out then Lisa got my text a few minutes later.
The girls were all rehearsing their apologies when they heard my car. Everyone lined up and were ready to get their asses kicked once they confessed.
When I saw their faces an idea popped out of no where and I pretended to take the phone call. Everyone assumed the doctor had confirmed I was pregnant which totally screwed them up.
The traitors all thought the trick could be concealed and I would never know. But when I emphatically insisted I was not having a baby they misunderstood and their focus changed.
I told them all what a perfectly terrible trick it was and they all looked guilty.
I told them of noticing blood and buying pads from a fucking machine in front of a couple of hot guys.
I spoke of crying myself to sleep and not realizing until the next morning I could not be pregnant if I was bleeding and everything made since.
I told them all the names I had called them in that little bathroom in that lonely hotel room that only had five channels on the TV and no computers. They all looked ashamed.
Then I told them the next time we could not leave the victim alone.
When they realized I had forgiven them and even praised the trick the party really began.
I noticed Liz and Mr. Nerd were missing. I found them on the second floor in a dark corner pawing each other like whore and john.
I told Mr. Nerd to let go of that ass and tit but Liz told me to be quiet – she was 18. And she went back to rubbing Mr. Nerd’s hard-on.
I went to the first bedroom, Annie’s, grabbed a box of condoms and handed them to Mr. Nerd. I told him to have Liz how him how she could put them on with her mouth.
As I was walking away I told him he would have much more fun if he stuck his hands inside her clothes.
As my bedroom door was closing I heard a smack and Liz telling Mr. Nerd he had to ask first.
I decided Liz and I needed to have a long talk.
And that is where I’ve been. I wish it on no one.
Thankfully it all turned out great.
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Posts for Saturday, October 11, 2008 (index)
The Madam W and Blackmama Show – Oct 11 2008 by Dani
Posted at 8:02 PMFire, G and Blackmama came out yesterday to help out and came today for the wedding/reception/party.
Fire and G came stag but together. The cutest pairing was Blackmama and Madam W. Blackmama invited her when Madam W said it had been a long time since she had been to a wedding or a party.
Fire gave me a signal from far away to get my ass over there and listen. I had such a hard time keeping myself from laughing.
When Madam W was introduced to a stuck up village socialite snob that thinks she is the best there is, Madam W introduced Blackmama as her attendant.
Mrs. Walter, as she likes to be called (stuffy old cow), asked how Madam W found her attendant and wondered if they were hard to train.
Madam W said her great-great-great-grandmother had deeded Blackmama’s whole family to her a hundred years ago. Her father was her houseman, her mother the cook, her sister was her personal bath attendant and her brother was her chauffeur.
[Side note: Does anyone know what a chauffer (missing u) is? Answer: A table stove or small furnace, usually a cylindrical box of sheet iron, with a grate at the bottom, and an open top. Sometimes I can not speell so Google comes to the rescue but not always.]
Afterwards Madam W apologized for having fun but Blackmama said it was the greatest experience she ever had. She told us she had never acted before and had whispered to Madam W for guidelines. Madam W came up with most of it.
A few times when Mrs. Walters asked something Blackmama would lean over to Madam W and get a quick explanation of what the words meant. She did it like no one was watching – it was great.
Madam W asked for a ‘pick-me-up’ and Blackmama disappeared and returned with a pill and a glass of whiskey.
Madam W did not hesitate, she swallowed them both, coughed hard and thanked her.
Mrs. Walter ordered Blackmama to get her the same thing, referring to Blackmama as ‘you’. Madam W warned her that Blackmama did not always take orders from others.
Mrs. Walter let it be known that she better take orders or she would be sure to do something about it. Typical Mrs. Stupid old cow response.
Blackmama returned with a pill and a glass that I knew did not contain whiskey. It looked liked warm pee – I hoped not.
Mrs. Walter swallowed the pill and glass of liquid and started choking just like Madam W. Her face turned white but after a few minutes she seemed to recover.
Madam W spoke with Fire and I about all her buildings and Mrs. Walter could not contain herself trying to outdo us.
I finally asked Mrs. Walter the number and value of the properties she owned. When she answered five and half a million, Blackmama commented to Madam W it was not very much.
Mrs. Walter wanted her punished immediately for being so uppity.
Madam W asked whatever for.
Fire and I both had to turn away. Blackmama leaned towards Madam W and wondered how this indigent person had been invited to such a grand affair. Keep in mind this was the rehersal dinner last afternoon/evening, not the weeding.
Madam W said she would find out and left telling Blackmama to keep her seat warm. Blackmama put a napkin on the chair but just hovered over it – she did not make contact. The gleam in her eye made Fire laugh.
Mrs. Walter was not happy – she wanted to know how many properties Madam W had. G, using her sweet fuck you voice told her that to join our club you must have at minimum twenty properties and a net worth of at least twenty million.
Mrs. Walter asked who was in the club and we all raised our hands, even the teens. About twelve of us had gathered to watch Blackmama’s performance.
Mrs. Walters seemed to shrink realizing she was way out of her league but she still had her nose way up in the air.
Madam W came back, Blackmama removed the napkin and pretended to polish the seat and helped Madam W sit.
Madam W said that Pops apologized to them all - he does not know how she got past his security. He offered to remove her but she declined for us all – we’d be moving into the cabin soon for our gourmet dinner.
She totally ignored Mrs. Walter even though Mrs. Walter said she did not sneak past security but Liz, who had the floor, totally ignored her and told about this poor old lady who got kicked out of a party for farting too much.
Madam W stood up and thanked Liz reminding her. She told Blackmama she needed to use the restroom. Blackmama asked if she would need her hemorrhoid stuff. Madam W said not this time.
Mrs. Walter was surprised Madam W let ‘her’ use the same bathroom. Madam W stopped and with a look of disgust asked Mrs. Walter how else would she get her ass wiped.
She did a harump and walked away. I excused myself and followed them to the pool bathroom. When I opened the door laughter stopped immediately until they saw me.
Then we all lost it. Blackmama asked if she fired and before I could answer Madam W told her she had a job for her and she would not have to supply the toilet paper.
Liz came in and said that Mrs. Walter was wondering where her section was. She could not think of anything so she told her she would go ask.
Blackmama said she would handle it and asked Liz to help her. By the time Madam W and I had composed ourselves and made our way back to Mrs. Walters, Liz told her to go to the orange fence then turn right and follow it to the end.
Blackmama gave her about two minutes then followed her. Liz grabbed a video camera and ran to the second deck – she yelled that the old fart was headed for the porta-potties.
Blackmama came back after about 5 minutes with a big smile on her face.
Liz came downstairs and was upset she was only able to get a little audio but not much. A tree blocked her view. Liz said Blackmama used so many fifteen dollar words she was sure Mrs. Walters missed the whole point.
Blackmama told her that’s why she gave Mrs. Walters a dictionary so that she could look up the words.
A few minutes later we heard Mrs. Walters complaining to Pops that someone’s slave had been extremely rude and needed to be punished.
We girls ran to see what would happen next. Blackmama rounded the corner and Mrs. Walters pointed her out. Pops looked at Mrs. Walters, the sheriff and mayor then motioned Mrs. Walters over to the fence.
He bent towards her and apologized that he would be not be able to solve her problem. As a matter of fact, after careful consideration and discussion – we all watched Mrs. Walters assume her position of authority – Pops was very happy to give her the following message. She smiled and seemed to grow even taller.
None of us had any idea what was coming. Pops indicated everyone around him and told Mrs. Walters that we had all reached the same decision and agreed that she could go fuck herself.
Blackmama and Madam W lost it. Liz sat down on the floor. Momtoo grabbed her crotch and ran for the bathroom. Mom watched Mrs. Walters and asked if she needed some Depends or an ambulance.
Mrs. Walters, red in the face, waddled towards the exit. Blackmama commented that the little people had to use the service entrance on the side. A guard directed Mrs. Walters towards the side of the cabin.
Pops asked what started it all. Madam W said Mrs. Walters commented on all the undesirables at the party and wondered how Pops and his family could be friends with such ‘people’ especially when they had so many dark friends.
I later found out the pill was a sugar pill and the drink was watered tea with an extreme amount of lemon.
Mom was glad we would not see her again and was sure if she did show up they would only have to let it be known that Madam W was on the way.
The rest of the evening was spent listening to Madam W telling her stories. It was a great time. At one point she had an audience of about seventy in the great room.
Mom told her she had a standing invitation – just give her an hour’s notice so that she could hide the silver.
Madam W said she was too late.
Blackmama said she had taught her everything she knew.
We had a great time.
Posts for Thursday, October 9, 2008 (index)
Liz and Ghosts – Oct 9 2008 654 by Dani
Posted at 7:06 AMLiz screamed, jumped out of her chair and landed on her butt. She had to change her pants – she peed them.
It was so funny. Pops asked her to Google something when she came down from her shower. She was reading something on Wiki when the ‘program’ triggered.
It was so funny. Lisa, who knew it was coming, still shrieked when Liz screamed.
Captain got it on video. It was so funny. Now B and gB refuse to open their laptops.
Liz asked Pops where the program was and she has sent it to all my office girls.
I told you it was going to be a fun day.
Debby Update – Oct 9 2008 510 by Dani
Posted at 5:37 AMI forgot to mention Debby in all my ramblings. She stopped by last evening and let me see the results of all the tests.
Everything looks great. She is really getting sick after waking each morning. Anything she eats or drinks stays down about five seconds.
I sent an email to Moms and the classmates for advice but they must be sucking tits somewhere (damn I am awful).
Debby only works three days a week and even those days are short ones. She cannot get use to it. She confided that between the two jobs she is making almost as much as she was working fulltime but working less than half the time.
Henry and his wife have kicked Rose out of her room and are remodeling it into a nursery. Rose moved in with Debby and will take the room over when Debby moves into Jeni and William’s place. Debby has been given the job of keeping her foot up the contractors ass.
At first he told her middle of November – now it’s the end of October – Debby is hoping for end of next week by Monday morning. She must have big feet.
Mom just responded that a healthy dose of come usually calmed her stomach while I was living inside her. Debby is still laughing – she said just think – I’ve been ingesting sperm since before I was born.
I promised I would ask her mom about her sperm intake – she told me to call an ambulance first – she would probably have a heart attack.
I sent Mom a message asking if she had ever had intimate or sexual conversations with Debby’s mom. No answer yet. I also asked if she was teasing and if I was breast fed after delivery and was her diet laden with sperm.
It is going to be a fun day.
Posts for Tuesday, October 7, 2008 (index)
Damn Red and Her Libido – Oct 7 2008 1320 by Dani
Posted at 2:38 PMLiz and I decided to visit my office today. She wanted to see how it felt to be a big shot.
On the way in she asked if I would show her how to be a successful business woman – I told her we would both have to find someone – maybe Annie.
When we got to the office the guard had already alerted my office – my office knows everything that happens in my building at all times – thanks to the relationship with the guards.
Anyway, when Liz walked out of the elevator I held back – I know my girls. The applause embarrassed her and she pulled me along with her.
She gave a nice speech about how she deserved nothing – she just happened to be the lucky egg that some guy who got lucky made lucky.
Perfect for Liz - she promised not to change and if she did we all had permission to dunk her in Annie’s pool.
Annie who was hanging on Summer with her after orgasm glow – I can always tell – told those gathered to make sure we strip her first.
I had called to warn the office. G called her brother and picked up a cake with the appropriate message. She had also picked up some champagne and several glasses.
Fire told me that Red and the contractors had been here but must have left. I knew what they were probably doing. Kim told me she never knew how much fun women could be. I don’t think she knows about me yet.
It was raining when we came in and Liz wanted to hang up her rain coat and touch up her makeup. I unlocked my office door with out thinking and held it open for Liz.
When I heard Liz tell Jim not to stop on her account and then complimented him on his cock size I knew I had fucked up.
The rule was IF my office door was locked, knock first because those inside might be embarrassed. Since I set the rule you would think I would have found it odd my office was locked.
Liz walked right through to my bedroom telling Red and Kim they had nice tits. I followed her not looking at anyone but making sure I kept a grin on my face.
I turned at my bedroom door and told them Liz was sure growing up fast – be prepared for questions. Liz asked if she could watch Jim shoot. I answered that one for her as I closed my bedroom door.
She told me not to say a word – if she was not able to figure something out she would ask – otherwise she may not want to know. I laughed and she went back to the door and told them she could not hear them.
She peeked out and told Jim to make them moan and groan – she liked hearing that.
I found out later that Jim lost his erection at that moment – before that he was fine but for some reason hearing a child talk to him like that scared him.
Red advised him Liz was now legal and Kim said he was hard in seconds. He even gained his composure enough to ask Liz if she wanted to join them. That pissed me off until Liz told him no, she was sorry, his cock was not big enough.
We went out to cake and champagne – Liz declared it her favorite food.
When Red came out she asked about the knock policy – Liz wondered how she could have let herself get knocked up. It was so funny that even Red laughed.
When Kim came out I saw Liz talking with Red and Kim. I wondered what the topic was. Later I saw Liz talking to Jim. This I had to hear. I got there just in time to hear Liz ask how much he had spent to have a dick job.
I spit cake all over the wall and Liz was going to give me mouth to mouth until she saw me smiling and that my eyes were fine – she called Jim over to use his dick to clean out my air ways – or rotor-rooter my throat.
Blackmama laughed and laughed and finally ran to the bathroom. When she came out she asked Liz where she had ever heard that – she said she read it online. Now I am worried.
Posts for Thursday, October 2, 2008 (index)
Birthday Month – Oct 2 2008 1640 by Dani
Posted at 5:05 PMOctober is another birthday month. Many of our birthdays are in April but a few are in October.
We are having a BIG birthday party for everyone this weekend. The next weekend is the wedding so this was the best choice.
Most notable is that little tramp Liz.
I’ll explain the little tramp bit in a moment.
A week to ten days ago Pops asked Liz to borrow her car. When she came home from school Pops told her he heard a noise so he took it to his friends at the Vette shop.
He told her they had to order the parts but it should be ready in a week or so.
This afternoon Pops and I picked them up at school but first we went to get Liz’s car.
Pops is an asshole. His guys installed a cam and headers and gave her chrome pipes down the side. It sounds so sweet. He also had them put in a Bose sound system that is unbelievable. I’ve already ordered one.
I drove her car to school and moved to the passenger’s seat. When the girls got in Liz talked to Mr. Nerd for a moment and started her car. She had missed the new pipes but the grin on her face was priceless.
When she heard the cam the grin became a big smile. When I handed her the stereo remote she stared. Finally speechless.
I know we left school just a little too fast and WAY too loud but it was great.
Her car sounds, looks and runs better then mine, the little tramp. Then she and B handed me $20. They said it was my share for suggesting the business plan.
I had no idea what they meant. Then it dawned on me and I started to switch the stereo off but gB was in the car and I was not going to bring her into this.
B has been relieved of in school suspension. She has aced every test and was helping so much that the janitor was sitting on his butt two hours of the day – he fired her and the principal convinced her mother that she had been punished enough at school.
When we got home I pulled Liz and B into the pool shower room. I crossed my arms and waited. Liz turned around and lifted her skirt. I had no choice but to laugh – she had on cutoff sweat pants and had written sucker across the butt.
B turned around and hers said $100 to pull them down. Then Liz handed me a handful of quarters. I pulled the front of her shirt out and some guys had gotten an eyeful of….fake boobs – she found them in our costume closet.
When B handed me her quarters I wondered because she had a turtleneck sweater on. She lifted it to display a skeleton t-shirt with painted on boobs.
I was getting ready to leave and spread the joke when B handed me a $50 bill. I stared at it then made a circle with my finger. She turned around bent over, pulled her skirt up and sweats down.
Her youthful bare ass in a thong was on display. She stepped out of her sweats and started to leave but told me it was the easier $100 she ever made – Liz said the guy got a real nice stiffy – I started to ask how she knew but covered my ears.
They both left and I did not know what to do. Then Liz came back and snatched the $50 bill form me – it’s mine she said. I must have looked confused – she told me she let B borrow it just so they could see my face and she laughed all the way out.
Little tramp.
Posts for Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (index)
Red’s Dilemma – Sep 30 2008 703 by Dani
Posted at 7:57 AMOn school days Red’s kids come over around 6 am to have breakfast and get ready for school with Liz.
Pops usually teases them or quizzes them on their school work.
This morning the mood was depressed. Liz and gB felt bad discussing anything since B could not participate. Pops tried to cheer them up but it did not work.
I started to plan a trip to Grannie’s in my head but stopped when I realized B could not come with us.
Then Red showed up and I could tell she had been crying. Lisa and I were getting ready to leave but I hated leaving Red in her condition – we could all tell she was near a breaking point.
Pops pulled me aside and said he would email or text me about her – he would handle it.
Half way to school Pops texted that Red felt she was being too harsh even though she knows she MUST get B’s attention.
Pops asked for suggestions – I read Lisa the message and we were both silent for a couple of miles. Lisa suggested giving B conversation privileges the two hours during breakfast and getting ready for school.
I texted Pops and he responded a few minutes later with several smiles and the note Red LIKES.
Superwoman gave her presentation this morning in our first class and dropped a chart she made – her response was FUCK! Her audience’s response was total agreement.
Our professor laughed with us then asked Lisa if that was her personal opinion or a group opinion.
He should have known what was coming when the entire group yelled fuck at Lisa’s urging.
It was great and broke the ice and relaxed everyone for their presentations.
At the end of class the professor warned us that he might offend some of us but he wanted to know if we all thought a good and he pointed at Lisa who said ‘fuck’ after which the prof said ‘was the best way to start the day.’
As we all laughed leaving class, several of the students gave him a high five or a pat on the back.
As Lisa left she asked him if it was as good for him as it had been for her. He had to sit down to laugh.
Not to be outdone I sat on his lap, squirmed a little and suggested the next time he brings the whips and chains.
He was in tears when we left.
So it has been a good morning so far. Just as I typed that Red texted Lisa thanks with a promise of great head.
Lisa wanted to go tell the prof but we vetoed her.
And a few minutes later, Pops texted a thx message too but it was signed B. Pops had to have let her use his phone.
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Debby’s Status – Sep 29 2008 1930 by Dani
Posted at 7:51 PMDebby came by after her abuse appointment as she called it. She showed me the bruises on her boobs. She said she could never let anyone spank her no matter how much she likes it because she bruises so easily.
I slapped her butt and she showed me the mark a half hour later. I felt so bad. She said it does not hurt just looks ugly.
She gave Pops and me a rundown not knowing we already had updates. Except at the end she asked if she had missed anything. She knew we already had a full accounting of her day or we were not as good as she thought we were.
Pops told her to visit Davis’s office the first thing tomorrow and try out her new chair. Make sure Davis knows what she is doing. She asked if we always had this much fun.
She told Pops this was one of the most interesting days of her life. Pops asked what was the most interesting and she told him the first time she fucked.
Pops asked for details and Debby said she didn’t kiss and tell – but indicated he could twist her arm. Pops did and she said he needed to be more persuasive, maybe a raise or a bigger office.
Pops asked what was wrong with her current office – she say she didn’t know because she did not have one. Pops just smiled.
After Debby left us to our alcohol - she was jealous - I heard Pops call Davis and tell him to find the worse office chair he could find and hide his office chair.
Then he suggested the maintenance crew could probably be bribed to setup an office on the roof right next to the A/C warm air exhaust.
They have played this trick once before – I guess it was a big hit. The last time the IT crew made some adjustments for the next time it was used – there were working phone and computer jacks on the roof.
Pops called Debby and invited her to lunch tomorrow then he will take her to work and make sure she gets an office. I am hoping my schedule allows me to be there too.
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Posts for Thursday, September 25, 2008 (index)
Can I have a BJ, Ma’am ? – Sep 25 2008 by Pops
Posted at 11:21 AMJust wait until I see Lisa again – can I have a blowjob Ma’am? May I help you with that droopy tit Ma’am?
That is a very fine ass, Ma’am. Your skirt is too short Ma’am. That is a finely shaved pussy, Ma’am. May I abuse your asshole, Ma’am?
I can not wait – I knew she was typing this because her computer would not accept ma’am – it kept changing it to miss – one of those things I programmed a long time ago.
In fact her new name is now Ma’am Lisa – I have to find Captain and have him make me a sign for her room and desk and the boat – yes the boat.
I wonder if I can get sweatshirts made up in a day. It’s been a long time since I’ve joked her. This will be fun.
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Ma’am? – Sep 25 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 11:19 AMWhy do most people call me Ma’am if I look like Eva?
Almost everyone calls me Ma’am – thank you Ma’am – can I help you Ma’am – excuse me Ma’am, your skirt is tucked under its belt.
Please Ma’am – you have too many buttons undone on you blouse and I can see your tits.
Do you want cream and sugar Ma’am?
This morning I went to the cafeteria for coffee. The young girl behind the counter, with her perky little boobs shoving her nipples through her t-shirt and her tight sweat pants showing her tiny little camel toe and her long, thick, shiny beautiful hair swinging freely ask what I needed, Ma’am?
Then the young man that bumped me at the condiment counter, Sorry Ma’am. Then the old fart professor that probably has not had a hard on in a decade said after you Ma’am as he held a door open for me.
The only fucking bright spot was when a friend of the classmates walked behind me and opened the door for me – he whispered ‘nice ass,’ and my ego inflated and pussy got wet – then he said Ma’am.
Who the fuck calls someone a Ma’am after telling them they have a nice ass.
The other girls are making fun of me. Dani wonders if she will have the same problem when she gets my age.
The cgs (who are a year older then me) said people stopped ma’am-ing them when their tits starting drooping.
I’m going for a make over – fuck this.
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Morning Wood – Sep 20 2008 by Dani
Posted at 2:26 PMThis morning Liz got her own morning wood.
Her father had carved her some morning wood. When Lisa put it down in front of Liz it looked like a big cock covered by a cloth.
Liz was not quite sure what to do so she told Lisa she did not think it would fit. Lisa laughed and told her it was not meant to fit.
She lifted the cloth and peaked underneath then she giggled and lifted the cloth completely off.
There is a flower that grows near the river in the wild. It is called the morning wood because when it blooms its petals look like wood bark and are black.
They also spread out to be 6 or more inches wide.
Liz’s morning wood did exactly that –when she lifted the cloth her morning wood spread open into several petals – of course they were made out of a very dark wood.
The detail was amazing and each petal was completely different. Stubby had made it look like a few of the petals had morning dew on them.
Liz asked Lisa if the real thing had morning dew. Lisa asked which real thing – Liz said real morning wood. Lisa told her maybe they better go check.
Lisa headed out the deck door and Liz headed upstairs. Lisa asked where she was going and Liz said to check for morning dew. Lisa asked where and Liz said either Captain or her dad.
Lisa shook her head and sat down. Liz brought her some hot toddy and gave her a hug.
Captain came in and Liz hurriedly covered her ‘wood’ back up. She asked Captain if he wanted to see her morning wood. He laughed and dared her – Liz pulled the cover off and her morning wood spread wide.
Captain told everyone to look – Liz’s morning wood was ejaculating.
Liz was perfect: “What’s ejaculating Capt?” He told her the best thing that ever happens to him and he walked into the kitchen.
Someone had finally gotten the upper hand. We all watched Liz turn very bright red. Captain came back through and said that his ejaculation lasted longer then hers and his spread out at least eight inches.
Mom told him to be nice – he asked her if he was lying and Liz wanted to know how she would know. Pops immediately said he told Captain.
Pops and Captain left in a hurry.
Oops – we have to be careful.
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Posts for Friday, September 19, 2008 (index)
Wood for Ships – Sep 19 2008 804 by Dani
Posted at 8:39 AMEarly morning story.
Early this morning Pops, Liz, Momtoo, Lisa and I were surfing the web, reading our email, doing homework, writing term papers or playing Ann Landers – Momtoo belongs to a group that gives advice to whomever asks – mainly sexual advice.
She got the end of a story a reader had written about her sex life following Momtoo’s advice.
Pops was watching some show he records every morning and watches later – sometimes weeks later –he has a TiVo assigned just for this program – I know, he's anal.
Anyway Liz was trying to figure out a math problem and a guy on TV commented that some girl gave him enough wood to build a ship.
Everyone had stopped all activities so it was perfectly silent (why do I use additional adjectives to describe other adjectives – because it’s my fucking blog).
Moms chuckled and asked Pops if he ever had wood like that. Pops started to answer when Liz asked what that meant.
I could see Momtoo kicking herself for making a sexual comment without thinking. She is sort of worn out.
With the kids around, we can’t be bent over for a Drive-By-Fuck or give the guys a surprise blowjob – we can’t even ‘exhibit’ without risk and we all miss ‘nudism’.
Lisa has apologized several times but it is not her fault – it is life.
Momtoo said Pops nailed her about once an hour since she has been home and Captain visited her this morning. She is worn out.
Lisa has been with Stubby at his place – they are trying to work something out or just want privacy.
Liz has been sleeping in my room with me – nothing sexual except maybe when she noticed I slept nude she tried it and liked it. I am her big sister.
We are very comfortable being naked around each other. Even B and gB are comfortable – we all get ready together in the morning after our showers – putting up each other’s hair, finding the right outfit, the right makeup (very little).
Our latest habit when gB is around is measuring her ‘new’ bra size. She will need a ‘real’ training bra before long.
She confided in me that the water training bra is dangerous. She was making out with her ‘boyfriend’ and he was squeezing her ‘boobs’ – at least he thought he was. He was so gentle she did not feel it.
The next day she wore a baggy shirt and when they started making out he touched her ‘real’ boob and she almost freaked. He wondered why she liked it the day before and not today.
She told him some times it feels good and others it doesn’t. Nobody tried to touch my boobs at 12. Wow.
So back to my story - Momtoo and Pops are both stuttering trying to form an answer when gB and B walk in.
They had heard what was said and what was asked – they were both just waking up and bG probably was on auto pilot when she said, “You know, when a guy’s penis is hard in the morning, it’s called morning wood and the rest of the time it’s just wood.
“They use wood to build ships – it takes a lot – so the guy must really get hard when he sees the girl.”
When she got all the way into the room Momtoo was staring at her. gB asked her what was wrong – Liz and B (and yes – me) were giggling hard.
Pops was trying not to laugh. Momtoo had a stern look on her face. She asked gB where she learned that – she said her step-father used to show her his morning wood and other wood. “He explained it to me”, she finished.
B said it was too bad his wood was more of a stick. gB said stick hell – a twig – Red followed them in with Fish in her arms and said “twig hell, it was a toothpick.”
At that point Pops turned to Liz and asked if she understood – she put a finger to her lips, thought for a moment and asked what a twig was.
She has perfect timing (there goes those multiple fucking ignorant unneeded adjectives again).
Momtoo reported that when she rode with Liz to school (one of us always rides with her as practice to/from school. We make her drive many different vehicles) Liz admitted she knew exactly what morning wood meant - one of the guys her Mom used to date would spend the night and bitch he could not pee with morning wood.
She told Momtoo that at least he looked like a log - a long log. Momtoo had to settle down before she could drive home, she was laughing so hard.
Liz sent Pops a text message telling him to ask Momtoo about a long log she had seen.
I forwarded the text message to Lisa and the classmates in class - we were trying not to laugh but our prof still gave us dirty looks.
Cg1 sent Pops a question - how far was the old Long Log Inn - it's a joke.
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Sick Update – Sep 10 2008 by Dani
Posted at 2:36 AMI’m sorry – I did not see that Pops did not update his post.
gB called about 115 am and said they had seen a doctor and the doctor recommended an IV for her and some other stuff.
The cgs put the girls all in the same room, hooked all of them up to IVs and gave them pills and a surprise. At least she thought it was a surprise. Pops started to ask what kind of surprise but gB said she was almost asleep so Pops let her go.
This morning the cgs brought the girls home about 10. I told them to take care of my kids, I felt well enough to go to classes and take notes for us all.
I should have stayed home. I was not well. Anyway I got home about 2 – Pops was back in bed sicker then hell and coughing bad.
The classmates were just leaving and told me everyone also now have respiratory infections. Both Moms and Pops had it bad.
Captain and Stubby were just starting to get affected and Lisa was worse then this morning but had not starting coughing yet.
The teens were much better but Liz was starting to cough. Pops came down to get some juice and he asked Cg1 what kind of surprise they had given the girls. Cg1 asked Cg2 and they had no idea what Pops was referencing.
Liz popped in and Pops asked her. Liz starting laughing but it made her cough more. She finally got out suppository.
It all made since to Pops but he was coughing so hard he had trouble telling the story. When he finally got it out we were all laughing.
gB was trying to tell Pops she had gotten a suppository – not a surprise.
Liz said the hell it was not a surprise. It was a surprise suppository. Stubby walked in and said that Lisa loves suppositories.
No one could adequately explain to Liz what he meant.
I am still chuckling.
I got a surprise and a batch of antibiotics then drank a gallon of juice and slept for almost 12 hours. I feel much better but I had to tell the surprise story.
One other quickie (story - not fuck). Mr. Nerd stopped by Sunday evening to see Liz – he said he never gets sick.
He called Liz this afternoon right after I got home and she told everyone to listen to this and she turned her speaker phone on.
She asked Mr. Nerd to repeat what he said. He said he was never going to kiss Liz again. He was sicker then hell.
We all laughed when Liz told him that she would have to break up with him if he quit kissing her. He said OK and hung up.
The look on Liz’s face was priceless.
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The War Is Over – Sep 6 2008 750 by Dani
Posted at 8:50 AMAfter spending the night on a very cold boat, being too cold to drink whiskey and their balls disappearing into their bodies, the ‘ole guys’ have surrendered.
They are currently sitting in front of a roaring fire in the great room wrapped in blankets and drinking plain coffee. They don’t want whiskey.
Several of us girls offered to ‘warm’ them up but Stubby said his balls are so far up in his body he doubts they will descend before next spring.
Pops and Captain agreed but it might be the year after. Mom said Pops had never turned her down before. She even tired some of her best moves.
The ‘kids’ came down and gave them all hugs. Stubby asked if we knew we had a traitor in our midst. Huh?
Liz and B had taken the last watch before the classmates woke up. Stubby begged for a smoke – he has almost stopped. Liz disappeared and showed back up lowering the gangplank. She told B to nail him if he made a bad move.
She told Stubby he could have a smoke if she could have one too. Stubby said no. Liz lit a cigarette and said too bad she was having one anyway. Stubby caved when he smelled the smoke.
Liz told B to go to bed after making her father promise to behave. Stubby said they smoked three more cigarettes and he went back to the freezer.
Shortly after, the classmates took over guard duty. Cgs said they did not hear a peep except when Captain stubbed his toe while trying to pee over the side real early in the morning.
Moms and Lisa went out at 6 am and negotiated their surrender. They have said very little – in fact, I think I saw Pops teeth chattering.
Stubby made the comment that he had warned them. The ‘kids’ were smarter then all of them put together.
Pops and Captain agreed. Moms made them a big breakfast but they still refused hot toddies.
After breakfast they all went outside wrapped like ole guys that can never get warm.
Stubby asked Liz to follow and they all lit a cigarette. Liz smoked like she had been doing it for years.
Most of us girls were NOT happy but Moms said it was none of our business.
When she came in to re-fill the guys coffee cups Momtoo grabbed her chin and said she was not her mother but she was very disappointed and if she ever smoked in front of her again, she would stuff the lit cigarette up her ass. Then she walked away.
Liz ran after her begging to speak. They went into the kitchen and came out together.
Liz went back out and lit another cigarette. Momtoo watched for a minute then cursed.
Mom asked what and Momtoo told us to watch her carefully. None of us saw it. Momtoo said she was going to guilt her father into quitting. She is not inhaling even though it sure looked like it. She had tried one of her mother’s when she was twelve and hated it so much.
Last night was the second time she had smoked and she got up four times during the night to use mouth wash to get rid of the taste.
Momtoo told us to remind her she owed Liz a two hour trip to the mall to buy her whatever she wanted. B and gB asked what they could do to get the same treatment. Momtoo told them to grow up to be just like Liz and she went upstairs.
Liz looked in and winked when her dad put his cigarette out half smoked.
Summer and Annie went out to the boat at 615 to put all the keys back in place. Summer told us it would not take long, she had a good memory.
After they left Captain said it would take at least an hour. Two hours later Pops said they were probably trying out every bed in the place.
When they came back in Summer told us to kick her ass if she ever did anything so stupid again.
Captain held out his hand and asked if she knew what lock numbers were. No and he pointed out the little numbers on the keys she could not find locks for and said she would find the same numbers on the locks.
She grabbed all the keys and went back out. She was back in five minutes telling Captain if he ever withheld info from her again he would be searching his colon for pieces of his penis for years.
The kids all laughed and said, “OOOHHH”. It was funny, She kissed and thanked him for not getting mad at her. He told her she could make it up to him later.
She reminded him of pieces and colon which got another “oooohhhh” from the kids.
The ‘ole guys’ told us they were going to bed until tomorrow.
The classmates just headed for home – they have to work tonight. We wondered about Davis but he is in CA at a meeting for the weekend.
The rest of us are going shopping. On the ‘ole guys’.
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Posts for Friday, September 5, 2008 (index)
War Update #3 – Sep 5 2008 2200 by Dani
Posted at 10:42 PMWe were all laughing and called the kids back after the guys had covered up. They really had fun teasing them.
We were all sharing stories and Red finally came out from the shower room. She said she was still cold and was not sure she would ever be amorous again. gB asked what that meant and Liz, before anyone could stop her said ‘wanting sex’.
gb blushed and said she was sure that was not true. We all laughed even harder.
Moms decided we would hold them prisoner until morning unless they figure out a way to take back control.
The classmates decided to go to sleep. It was their normal sleep time and then they would take over guard duty at midnight.
The rest of us all took turns guarding our prisoners. It was getting cool in the boat house manning the ‘water gun’. Moms broke out the snowmobile suits and masks. We were snug as could be.
Once Stubby tried to sneak around the lower deck hanging outside the boat and B got him right in the face with a blast. He retreated quickly.
Then Lisa thought of something. The boat has several batteries for emergency power. They are good for four hours and once the voltage drops to a certain level, the generator automatically fires up to recharge them.
Even though they could not heat the boat on batteries, they would still have some lights and a little refrigeration.
Summer retrieved her pull over hooded sweat shirt she had worn during her part of the attack and pulled four Crown Royal velvet bags from the pockets.
When Moms opened them they laughed and laughed. Summer had got the master keys and the keys to the electric and engine room but remembered that almost every door had a lock and knew where the masters were.
She also knew that almost every cabin door, cabinet door, fridge door and many others had locks with keys. She made the rounds locking and grabbing almost every key on the boat.
There are two master cabinets with duplicate keys to the whole boat. She emptied them, locked them and took their keys.
She had even raided the engine room and pulled the keys out of the generator and other electric cabinets after turning them off. She said there was plenty of time before she heard my car rev up.
She had locked every cabin door except Captain’s and was in the process of locking and getting all the galley door keys when she heard my car.
As best she could remember, she left the big fridge unlocked and one pantry door.
Red started laughing. After our little cruise last weekend, Captain had left some raw fish in the big fridge that had spoiled. He had cleaned it completely out and turned it off with a couple of boxes of baking soda in it.
They probably had no food or cold drinks.
Summer got a standing ovation for her thoughtfulness.
But then sweet gB starting thinking about the guys being cold and not having any food. It made us all feel guilty.
She decided she would make them brown sack lunches. She grabbed Cream of Mushroom soup, some canned navy beans, made a cheese sandwich using some honey mustard that Mom thinks is at least a year old and then cut the sandwich in thirds putting one third in each sack.
We were all laughing so hard at the different suggestions.
She made a pot of coffee but instead of leaving the burner on she put the pot in the big freezer and instructed her sister to watch it and pull it out before the coffee froze.
Mom took it one step farther, she poured a cup for herself and Momtoo then filled the pot with ice.
Liz found some old frozen Fish sticks in one freezer and gave them each two.
I found some very old vile watermelon bubble gum and gave them each a quarter stick, unwrapped.
I don’t know what else went into the very large sacks. Momtoo said Pops has to have crackers for his soup so she put some in – AFTER she crushed them.
Many of us had to make ‘pee’ runs we were laughing so hard.
gB had Captain put a rescue pole over the side and she gave them their ‘supper’. Then she left because she had to pee so bad.
About fifteen minutes later Stubby waved a white flag and said it was a great joke but Pops and Captain needed food. Their blood sugar was getting really low. And all the cabinets and fridges that contained food were locked. Good job he said.
Mom made hamburgers then cooled them before putting them on cold buns. She gave them three cans of pork and beans with an old fashion can opener – the pointed kind?
She gave them hot cokes and empty Jack Daniel shot bottles – you know the single serving airline bottles? She was the one that drank them. Liz sucked the last few drops while Moms and Red gave her very dirty looks.
Liz puked in the bathroom and wanted to know how we could drink that shit. Moms are still smiling. She gave them green bananas and several single serving packages of saltine crackers.
Then Red sent B to their house and she came back with those lunch packs of meat, cheese and crackers.
The Lisa added some potato chips without the bags. Moms put napkins on top and Summer delivered them.
Pops actually told Liz and Lisa to thank Moms. The supper had hit the spot. He was serious and Liz felt guilty.
She came back to the cabin and took a bottle of jack with a bag of ice. Then she got three big parkas out of the closet and lowered the gang plank long enough to put it all on the deck. Now she feels better. Actually we all do.
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(Sorry for any grammar mistakes – I just did a quick edit – I’ll fix them later.)
We went to a bar in the big city because of the DJ – she was really good and we liked her music – we all love to dance.
We decided to dress like sluts – good sluts – and make a few cocks hard and pussies drip.
Erin does not like wearing bras and on one occasion wore a pink blouse that only looks right when buttoned to the throat. It is loose fitting with long sleeves and extra wide cuffs - you wonder what she is hiding underneath.
One windy day she went out for lunch and her friend wondered if Erin knew her tits were on display when the blouse was pressed against her body.
The material becomes almost invisible when pressed against her skin. After that she wore it only with a jacket or bra. This night she wore it neither.
If she stuck her tits out and put her hands on her hips pulling the blouse tight, her beautiful tits could be clearly seen.
The rest of us wore plunging necklines and short skirts – only G had a thong on – the rest of us went commando and had to be very careful to bend with the knees, cover our crotches with our hands when we crossed our legs and hold things down when the wind blew.
We got several admiring looks as we took the short walk to the bar. Erin kept her arms crossed except when she saw a good looking guy coming at us then she would swing her arms alternately showing each boob.
Fire told her to stop it or she would rape her before any of the guys got a chance.
At the bar we picked our table carefully – a wall behind us - a table with four or five businessmen on one side – the other side had some well dressed college boys watching basketball but our favorite was a table that had three couples in front of us.
The guys at that table could not keep their eyes off of us. Their dates were none too happy.
When the guys left to get drinks I went to their table and apologized and told them we would move or leave if they wanted us to.
One of the girls who had been shooting us dirty looks suddenly smiled and asked if we were on the hunt.
Erin had come over and assured her we were only out to enjoy ourselves and make all the guys horny. We would go home alone – with bunches of stiff dicks watching our butts swing.
Erin leaned in and whispered, “We are all lesbians.” One of the girls said, “Nice tits.” Erin asked if she would like to touch them. The girl blushed and shook her head.
We danced with many guys and made sure to swing our hips to show glimpses of our butts to whomever.
Fire was sitting on the side of the table and every time she got off the barstool her legs were spread just a little too far.
G dropped her lip balm and kneeled down to pick it up with her legs spread wide showing off her bright white thong.
One of the girls in front got our attention and we saw her grab her date’s cock, give us a thumbs up and smack her date on the arm.
One guy took me out to the dance floor but the DJ put on a slow song. He pulled me close holding my hand with the back of his hand on my tit. His other hand was right at the crack of my ass.
I asked if he had a nice cock and I felt it harden. I told him if he didn’t back off my knee would be the next thing to touch it, hard.
He called me a bitch and left me standing on the dance floor. I yelled at his back that I was sorry it was so small and went back to my table.
He veered away from the bar and was out the door before the laughter stopped.
Summer was dancing and moving just a little too much. Her boobs kept peeking out from her low cut dress. At one point every guy on the floor was watching her tits instead of their partners.
She got applause, catcalls and lots of dirty looks when she came back to the table. She got even more cheers when she put Annie’s hand in her blouse and gave her a long wide mouthed kiss.
Before long all the unattached guys and a few girls were huddled on our side of the bar. At one point we each had four drinks waiting for us.
The bouncers made many people move since they were blocking an exit. The female barmaid came over with yet another round and asked us to behave for 20 minutes until the rest of her staff arrived.
We tipped her VERY big and we did behave. Whenever a guy approached our table one of us would tell them to go away.
The bar started filling up and we noticed more barmaids and bouncers present. One of the bouncers came up and asked if we wanted extra protection. He assured us he was married but he would still look.
Erin pulled her arms back and wondered how married he was. He actually blushed. She motioned him to her side of the table and turned to face him with her back to the crowd.
She reached down and pulled her skirt up and asked if she needed to shave again. The guy stared just stared and never answered.
She started to hug him but he backed away saying he really was married.
One of the businessmen kept hitting on G. She flirted and asked for a business card. She wondered if his wife might be interested in a threesome – maybe she would call and find out.
The guy tried to get his business card back but G reached under her skirt and put it in under the side of her thong and told him he could not have it.
When the guy tried to put his hand under her skirt, the bouncer warned him.
After the guy went back to his table, G grabbed the bouncer’s hand and rubber it against her crotch. He immediately yanked it away and was bright red again.
A few minutes later our previous barmaid spoke with the bouncer then headed our way straight for G.
She whispered to G and we thought for sure, from the look on G’s face, that we were going to be asked to leave.
They whispered back and forth for a few minutes and the look on G’s face became even more panicked.
The barmaid walked to the front of our table and motioned the bouncer over. G was doing something under the back of her skirt then walked to stand with her back to our table and the bar staff.
The barmaid asked the bouncer to please help this poor girl – she had a little problem.
G looked over her shoulder, bent over arching her back and lifted the back of her skirt. She looked over her shoulder at the bouncer saying, “Could you please fix my thong? I can’t get it right.”
She had pulled her thong to her left butt cheek displaying her goods. She sweetened her voice and asked, “Pretty please.”
The bouncer grabbed the barmaid’s hand and dragged her through a side door marked Employees Only.
Erin moved behind G and put her thong back into place then made a point of using her fingers to “push” it in place.
G dropped her skirt and said thanks in her still sweet voice and we all lost it.
None of the other patrons had our view we are sure many cocks got stiff. We know of one for sure.
After a while the barmaid came back out followed by the bouncer. She came up to G and gave her a hug.
Then she introduced us to her husband – the bouncer. He had a big smile on his face. She leaned in and told us she had been trying to get him to fuck her at work for months but he would never do it.
Thanks to G he had bent her over a beer keg and fucked her. She said he came in minutes and added “I asked him if he liked what that girl had shown him and he fucked me again. He has NEVER done that before.”
She gave G a kiss on the cheek and started to leave but G grabbed her hand and said her shirt was not tucked in her shorts right.
G proceeded to straighten her shirt in the back putting hers hands very deep in the girls shorts. She reached down the front to pull her shirttails down.
She let one hand go down farther then normal watching the surprised girl’s face. When G saw the barmaid smile, she looked back as us saying, “Bald Commando.”
She looked back at the girl then at her husband and said, “Freshly fucked.”
She moved her hand around a little then pulled her hand out and stuck her middle finger into her mouth and sucked on it. “Tastes really good!”, she said to the barmaid then looked back at the bouncer.
The bouncer came over and said, “Thanks.” as he pulled his wife towards the employee only door.
G laughed so hard she almost missed her chair when she tried to sit down.
When the bouncer came back about thirty minutes later we asked about his wife. He said she was cleaning up in the bathroom.
G and him talked privately for a few minutes and all attempts to get the conversation out of G failed.
The night was winding down when a guy asked Annie for one last dance. We saw the guy lean into ask a question and Annie took his long neck beer bottle out of his hand and walked to the DJ booth.
We lost sight of her but about a minute later the music volume dropped, a spot light popped on and Annie called for everyone’s attention.
She pointed to the guy and said he had just made her an offer that she thought was insulting.
Then she swallowed the neck of the bottle and used it to fuck her mouth taking more and more of the bottle into her mouth with each stroke.
The crowd cheered and she acknowledged them. She said the cheapskate only offered fifty dollars. She thought her blowjobs ought to be at least two hundred dollars and the crowd agreed.
We saw the guy slink away and Fire saw him walking pass the front windows a few moments later.
One of the businessmen wondered of G would tuck in his shirt or if maybe he could help her with her thong.
G smiled bending down while pulling her thong off and stepping out of it. She let it dangle from a finger and starting the bidding at five hundred dollars to get in her panties.
One of the businessmen raised it to six hundred – someone else raised it to seven hundred and a different businessman offered her a thousand.
She walked up to him with her hand held out for the money and her thong still dangling from the finger of her other hand.
The businessmen said he had to go to an ATM. G walked back to the table and told the guy he could give her the whole damn ATM BUT…and she pushed Erin down to her knees.
Erin stuck her head under G’s skirt. Every one knew exactly what Erin was doing.
G looked back at the guy and told him, “The only people that get anywhere near my pussy are people WITH a pussy.”
She pulled Erin back up and gave her a big kiss with tongues.
The crowd went wild and so did we.
The barmaid came over calling for last round on her – anything we wanted and we all got a shot.
When she delivered them, G put an arm around her letting her hand slip to cup the barmaid’s ass. She just smiled but made no move to escape.
Walking back to my building we were all talking at once laughing and skipping down the street.
We passed an old couple and Erin gave them both a hug and kisses on the cheeks. We don’t think the old guy took his eyes off her tits.
An hour later Annie answered the phone. She said the guard said our guests were on the way up.
None of us knew anything about any visitors but we had to know them. The only way to get past the guard was with a security pass or the daily pass code.
We heard the elevator open and a few seconds later BandB walked into Annie’s living room.
BandB are the barmaid and her husband the bouncer. We all laughed and greeted them then threw pillows at G.
She had given them the address and pass code before leaving the bar.
BandB normally go to a gym for a workout and swim before going to breakfast.
G invited them for a couple of drinks and the use of our facilities.
That adventure will be my next story.