Alan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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Posts for Sunday, December 28, 2008 (index)
A Very Good Christmas – Dec 28 2008 by Dani
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Posts for Saturday, December 6, 2008 (index)
Liz Is A Good Girl – Dec 6 2008 by Pops
Posted at 10:40 AMI have several people wanting to know how Liz’s party turned out.
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I am happy to say it was a great success but for a while I thought we had been wrong to trust her.
I installed a couple of extra cameras this afternoon to ‘keep an eye’ on things. When Liz got home from school she spent a significant amount of time on the computer.
She printed out several packets of paper but I could not get a look at them.
She took everything with her when she went upstairs to get ready. She came down dressed conservatively but sexy, if you understand what I mean.
Dani came home long enough to eat and she joined the welcoming committee with Captain to meet all her friends. I was busy with Fish – B and gB were invited but were supposed to be baby sitting. Good old Gram Pops took over.
Dani told us old farts, Captain, Stubby and me to not worry – she was sure they had plenty of condoms and on that note she left without telling us where she was going.
I logged into my computer and tried to bring the cameras up BUT they would not accept my password. Ms Liz had changed the passwords. I could not say anything because then she would know we had tried to spy on her.
Captain went up to collect empty plates and check on refreshments. He reported they were in groups talking quietly listening to music.
Stubby was getting antsy, Captain knew something was up but could not figure it out and then Dani came back with a surprise.
Moms and Lisa. They had lied to me about their flights home. Lisa went straight to the ballroom while Mom showed us pictures of her trip. Momtoo was extremely tired and told us to wake her when the orgy started.
None of us were amused. Then we saw everyone leaving the party. It was barely 10 o’clock.
Liz came in to give Mom a hug then asked her and Lisa several questions. She said she was tired and going to bed. She was gone in seconds.
A few minutes later I got a text message to look at camera 45 – and she gave me the new password.
I checked my two cameras but she had taken them offline. I pulled up #45 and we learned that her group of friends had discussed how to provide a Christmas dinner and presents to the local nursing home.
One group made plans to decorate the home and another was figuring out how many hams they needed and what the other side dishes should be.
Mom is still laughing. Dani said she already knew and laughed as she went upstairs.
Captain and Stubby do not know if they should be proud or mad at the deception. I myself am figuring out how to prevent her from taking over my cameras again. I am also embarrassed that she fooled us all. She is getting too good at that.
Lisa checked my vitals and pronounced me alive. Stubby brought us all a stiff drink with backups.
Lisa sat and told Mom from now on the plane trip MUST be split into two legs with at least 18 hours in a hotel between the legs. Stubby told her she would never last 18 hours with someone between her legs.
She dared him to try and the last we saw of them was him chasing her up the stairs.
Mom and I discussed our annual Christmas trip. Last year her and Momtoo stayed an extra three weeks. That’s when this blog got started.
Damnation, we’ve been doing this for almost a year.
And then Mom did something she has never done before after returning from a long trip. She fell asleep before we made it to bed. When I tried to wake her she pushed me away. Never happened before.
When Fish woke screaming she was awake and had him comforted before I could move.
She carried him upstairs and told me not to wake her.
Today she tried to wake me up and I told her to let me sleep. When I came down for breakfast I called her Grandma. She just smiled and fed Fish more cereal.
Dani called me Grand Pops when I sat down at my computer. When the teens showed up they were all calling me Grand Pops.
Liz asked me what it was like being celibate. Mom was just coming into the room and laughed and laughed.
The teens bundled Fish up for the trip home and one of them said loudly but slowly, as if I was old and deaf, they would stay away for at least an hour if I wanted to try for Mom again.
Mom laughed and said she was tired and needed a nap. I am not sure what the game is but I figure I can play it longer than she can.
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Posts for Wednesday, November 5, 2008 (index)
Erin Comes To(at) Lunch – Nov 5 2008 by Dani
Posted at 8:49 AMI mentioned that Bruce called wanting me to introduce Erin to Pops
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– specifically his dick.
I called Erin Sunday night and asked Erin to lunch Monday after class. She accepted. We seem to have much in common.
I told Pops a friend was coming for lunch and I wanted him here.
Erin got lost twice but finally arrived and when she walked in the front door she wondered how long we had lived here in the middle of nowhere. When I told her ten years she wondered why.
Keep in mind that when you come down the drive you can not see the cabin. The drive ends in front of the garage and trees hide almost everything.
Erin asked why I didn’t stay in town when we entered the great room and her mouth fell open. She looked at me and commented about nice surprise. She looked at the window wall for several moments then I pointed up and she caught her breath.
She could not believe what she was seeing. I took her to the window wall past the giant fireplace – she started to ask if it worked but felt the heat from the coals of the morning fire.
When she saw the boat house she wondered what it was so I took her up the stairs and we walked out on the connecting deck. She paused saying she did not like heights but when she saw the trees, the river and the pool she quickly forgot her fright.
She turned around several times to look at the window wall and the cabin. We entered the boat house and walked down the hall to Captain’s door which I knocked on. Wonderful smells came tumbling out his door and I introduced them.
I asked if the Dani Marie was up or down and he said down and warm – he had tested the heating system.
I took Erin out the door to the balcony that surrounds the dock. She gasped – and asked if the boat was mine. I took her to the back and showed her all the names. Then we boarded and I gave her a quick tour.
I was not trying to impress her – I just wanted her to know where I was coming from.
We walked back to the cabin on the ground and she wondered whose tug boat that was. I told her it was Stubby’s little tug – he sometimes helps Cheese out with smaller projects.
We walked into the kitchen from the kitchen deck and the smell of bacon hit us. Lisa asked if Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato on sourdough sounded good. Erin accused me of talking to Bruce – yes I had – it was her favorite.
We sat down with Lisa and they talked about themselves while we ate. I asked where Stubby and Pops were. She said Pops was taking a nap and Stubby was carving.
Erin only ate about a third of her sandwich and nothing else. She told me she was nervous – she was always this way when meeting new people. Lisa told her to relax – nothing would hurt her here – except maybe when she got a surprise fuck.
Erin had a question on her face but I told her it was time to meet Pops. Lisa, who I had clued in, told her to get ready for a treat.
We walked up to the third floor and she had to stop and look over the balcony into the great room. She kept commenting how beautiful it was.
We walked towards Pops room and she asked how old he was. I told her old enough. She looked sideways then asked who owned all of this when Pops door opened and he said, “Technically, Dani does BUT only when my body is cold.” He looked real serious and mean then broke into a smile and laughed holding out his hand.
I introduced them using his real name. He invited her in and asked me where I wanted to do it. Erin asked do what and I said here.
He had reached the bed and he turned around and dropped his shorts. Erin caught her breath. I pushed Pops on his back and helped Erin get naked and climb on top. Pops said she could never take him, she was too small. I told him to get ready for a surprise.
She looked at me and I told he to fuck him now. She sat on him and moaned then started riding him horsey style as he calls it. He commented that I had been giving her lessons.
She came and said it felt so good. Then she tried to look between her legs and I grabbed her shoulder and told her to get ready – magic was about to happen.
As Pops got hard she started coming harder and longer until finally she was coming each time she buried him in her.
I asked if it hurt and she said fuck no while gasping for breath. Pops said she was so tight and he grabbed her hips to push himself in farther. I reached around and played with her tits. Pops told her they were perfect.
Pops asked if he should hold back and I told him no. He grabbed her hips and held her still while he came. She came every time he shot.
She collapsed on top of him and said WOW. I told her this was a present from Bruce. He wanted her to be completely filled.
She could not believe what I said. She pulled off and looked his cock over – she tried to suck him but her mouth barely fit around his cock head.
About this time Lisa came in and told her she needed to be a big mouth to give him a blowjob and she swallowed him which made Erin groan and come a little.
Lisa pulled off and told her she tasted sweet. She came again then Lisa asked what the hair was for. Erin said to prove she was a real blonde.
Pops went soft and Erin could not believe his size. Lisa told her that if she liked anal, it was best to take him soft and then prepare to be stretched to the limit. Erin could not believe it – she said she was saving her virgin ass for Bruce if and when she decided to do it.
Lisa told her to make it soon, if she liked it she would kick herself for not trying it sooner.
Pops asked her a few questions and then Stubby came in looking for Lisa. I introduced him to Erin and Stubby asked Pops if he had satisfied Lisa. She said no, he had fucked Erin.
Erin started to ask something but said it was none of her business. I told them that Pops was only the fourth cock she had fucked. Stubby was surprised then Lisa asked him what he was about - she told us he had only fucked five women.
Erin wondered why and Lisa pulled him to her and pulled his pants down. Erin saw his bionic leg but then gasped when she saw his cock. Lisa started sucking him, he was already half hard from looking at Erin.
When he was fully erect Erin wondered how anyone could fuck that monster. Lisa told her she could only take about half in her vagina (I have no ideas why she used the proper name, but she did) but she could take the whole thing up her ass if he was careful.
Erin actually called her a liar but Stubby had already picked her up and was leaving the room. I told Erin he was still kind of shy.
I gave Erin a bath robe and we went out to the balcony to look when Pops told her she could see the big town from his balcony on a clear day.
We had a great view then Erin almost got pushed over the balcony when Pops bent her over and gave her a Drive-By-Fuck.
She was hanging onto the railing for dear life but when Pops lifted her feet off the ground when he buried himself her little yelps of fear turned pleasurable and after Pops came and pulled off she fell to the floor trying to get her wits back as Pops calls it.
Bruce had told me that Erin was always horny and had yet to be satisfied. When I helped her to the bathroom to clean up I asked how she felt. She told me completely satisfied. I smiled and told her that would make Bruce happy.
When we got back to Pops room to get her clothes she called Bruce and told him thanks and she owed him whatever he wanted. She listened for a moment then said OK and hung up.
I asked what he wanted – she smiled and said a home cooked meal. I laughed – then she said she did not know how to cook. That really made me laugh.
We went down to the computer room and she kept staring at the window wall then asked about the stained glass. Lisa told her the story and just as she finished Moms got home.
After introductions I could tell Erin had plenty of questions. I yelled for Pops and he came in with an apron on followed by Captain. Pops said Captain was showing the proper way to get a turkey ready to bake.
I guess Erin looked confused and Pops introduced Captain as the boat captain and chief chef and wood worker extraordinaire. I asked Pops if he would run a background on Erin, if she agreed, and give me clearance.
He asked if she was ready to be probed out in the ‘real’ world. She was cautious but agreed when Captain left and he told her it all information would be kept secret even from me. She grabbed my arm and said she wanted to stay and protect her innocence.
This really tickled Pops and he pulled off his apron and sat down very serious. He asked three rapid fire questions then went to work.
A few minutes later Erin could not believe what he showed her but she was even more amazed the deeper he dug.
When he called her company and asked to talk to the president and asked him for clearance to their HR records, Erin whispered that she could not even see them without a court order.
The president was concerned Erin might be looking for another job but Pops calmed him by saying it was just a deep background/security check.
Several seconds later Pops was asking for a complete summary of her personnel record.
Then Pops and I got a big surprise. It turns out Erin’s mother is married to the President (Erin’s stepfather) of the company and Erin is being groomed to take over in five years.
Erin just shrugged and Pops asked if that was what she wanted. She admitted she loved it and could not wait.
After a few more minutes Moms came in and invited her to tea. I motioned for her to go. Pops yelled a password we use to their backs to let them know she was cleared.
I moved to my terminal to check on work and to Google her company and her name. I also called Adam then went to the kitchen to ask if I could call Bruce.
She asked that I lie – give him a completely screwed up story to see if he got scared off. I was not sure but she promised she would not let it go far.
Momtoo immediately came up with a storyline and she sent me an outline after we hashed it out. Pops came in asking if we had not had enough terrible tricks in the past week and Moms let him know that laughs were always good.
Then I realized that Bruce had not been cleared and that’s when Pops told me that he had been cleared weeks ago, a few day before – but then he shut up.
He looked at Erin and she laughed then leaned over and whispered to Pops. He shook his head yes but they both refused to explain themselves. I forgot about it and went to call Bruce.
Erin talked to Moms until almost eight that night when Adam and Bruce showed up unannounced. Erin and Bruce acted like a couple in love. Moms both commented that they made a cute couple.
I cornered Adam about Pops clearing Bruce and I not being told. He asked why it mattered – he was just making sure I was protected. I thought is a very considerate act but something kept nagging me.
Moms made the boys a sandwich and soup then they said they had to go catch a plane to Canada. I think Erin and I were both hoping for an orgy but we were disappointed.
I was getting tired and invited Erin to spend the night but she said she needed to get home – she had not been there since Saturday morning. Her mother was not very happy with her.
I went to bed but before I did she told me that Bruce had surprised her in the shower that morning. He snuck in while she was shampooing her hair. He would not let her turn around and tied her hands.
Then he fucked her from behind against the shower wall and left her when he was done never saying a word.
I told her I wished the boys were here now – she told me she was still satisfied. For some reason that did not surprise me.
I went to bed and was asleep in minutes but I came wide awake about three hours later. I dialed Bruce’s number but it went to voice mail – I tried Adam with the same result. Then I tried Erin – when she answered the phone I heard an echo.
I walked out to the railing and she was still talking to Moms. Pops was asleep in his chair and Lisa was working at her terminal.
I whispered in the phone asking Erin if Bruce had tied her hands to the shower head and she started laughing. That woke Pops up and Erin said I had finally figure it out.
I wanted to throw my phone at them but I resisted then Liz popped up from a couch and asked if I knew I was naked. I could think of nothing but sticking my tongue out at her and I went back to bed.
At least now I knew who the shower phantom was – and decided the storyline Momtoo had invented needed some major tweaking – it was payback time.
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Posts for Monday, November 3, 2008 (index)
Lisa and Stubby’s Exhibition – Nov 3 2008 by Dani
Posted at 5:47 AMRemember me mentioning Lisa and Stubby having sex on an overpass ?
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Most of you have noticed I have not told you what their tattoos look like. I will reveal that someplace in this post.
Lisa and Stubby were taking a ride the day before they got their tattoos. It was close to sunset and they had ridden for several miles following a country rode trying to get back to the interstate. They crossed the interstate on an overpass that was not connected.
They had ridden another couple of miles when Lisa told Stubby to go back to the overpass.
When they got there she had him park and put the bike on the center stand over the west bound lanes. The sun was big and glowing orange. She got off and had Stubby recline against her back rest then she pulled his cock out and started blowing him. Stubby tried to stop her but she told him to stop.
The overpass was old and had guard rails that were not as tall as the bike. She knew the people on the interstate saw them in silhouette and pointed it out to Stubby. She could see their elongated shadow on the road.
When Stubby was hard she unzipped her shorts and stepped out of them. She put one foot on the back peg and swung her leg over putting her foot on the other side’s peg.
Then she held his cock and slowly sank down on him. Stubby could not believe what she was doing. He was scared but also turned on.
Truck drivers started honking their air horns and many of them slowed and stopped a short distance from the overpass probably alerted by drivers already passed by.
Several cars and pickups had also stopped. They were creating a small traffic jam. Stubby as afraid they would cause an accident.
One of the truckers who had a PA system told Lisa to show them her tits. She pulled her top off and put it on Stubby’s chest. The trucker yelled thanks and many others honked their air horns.
Lisa’s tat is right above her slit and in small letters says: Spread for On/Off Switch. She said it hurt like hell at first but she got really horny by the end.
Lisa told Stubby to spank her. Stubby pointed out their shadows on the road and Lisa pulled her small digital from Stubby’s shirt pocket and took a few pictures. They are great. One shows twelve trucks (I counted) and several cars and pickups stopped some with people hanging out the windows.
Remember that Stubby is so long Lisa can only take about half of it. That leaves about six inches showing. She took two pictures of the shadows – one of him all the way in and one of him all the way out. His cock looks like it is ten feet long.
Stubby started spanking her, which really turns him on, and since the exhibition excited him even more, he came fast.
When he was done, Lisa climbed off – mind you she was completely naked except for her riding boots and a scrunchy in her hair – with her ass facing the voyeurs. She sucked him for a few seconds then she pushed Stubby forward grabbing her clothes and climbed on.
Stubby fired the bike up, they leaned back and drove off the center stand and down the road to a chorus of air horns.
Stubby stopped when they were out of sight of the overpass and Lisa got dressed. They were trying to decide how to hide if they met a cop. There had been no side roads for miles.
On a road that paralleled the interstate Stubby started to make a turn but saw something in the headlights and decided to try an overgrown dirt road that something big had traveled down recently.
Lisa said she could feel the tall grass and weeds pull on her boots and smelled burning grass from the pipes. They rode about half a mile very slowly when they saw another overpass.
Stubby rode through a ditch to the road and they got back on the interstate headed for the hotel never seeing a cop.
Stubby’s tattoo says “Hand Crank To Start” with a downwards pointed arrow. His pubic hair was already growing back and it was hard to see the first time.
Lisa shaved him last night. He just showed it to me again. WOW!
They found a truck stop a few miles later and decided they needed a good dinner. Several truckers looked them over as they dismounted and once inside a big burly trucker leaned on their table on one knee and asked if they had seen the couple on the motorcycle parked on the overpass about twenty miles back?
They both feigned innocence and the trucker stared them both in the eyes as he told Lisa great tits and Stubby that he was one hung son-of-a-gun.
Neither said a word and the trucker said thanks and left laughing.
When they finished eating and asked for the check, the waitress said one moment and came back with a fifty and five dollar bill. Stubby did not understand until the waitress said dinner was already paid for, she took out her 30% tip and the change was our tip for the show.
She asked if it made sense and Stubby said yes and gave the money back to her saying if she had not seen the trucker in a few weeks to buy some truckers coffee with pie and they left. As they rode through the parking lot several trucks starting blowing their horns and flashing their lights. Lisa just waved.
Once they hit the Interstate, they both cracked up and chuckled about their little fling for a couple of days. The first truck they passed honked his horn and flashed his lights. Lisa waved again. She stopped counting at twenty similar greetings and suggested to Stubby they get off and take back roads again in case the cops were monitoring the CB.
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Posts for Sunday, November 2, 2008 (index)
A Terrible Trick – Oct 31 2008 by Dani
Posted at 4:32 AMOn Wednesday my friends played a trick on me – a terrible trick – but it would have been great IF it had gone off as planned. In the end I got great payback but I am still exhausted by the unintended results.
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Briefly, Jeni went to the doctor for pregnancy tests. She got a call later that afternoon while I was at lunch with Annie that it was too soon to run the test.
Cindy, Debby and Jeni all went to town that afternoon to meet the classmates and happened to see Annie. They talked and Annie convinced them it was a perfect time to play a trick on me.
On Wednesday morning Jeni told me she could not take a lab test but still wanted to know so she went and bought several pregnancy tests.
She asked me to show her how to use them – I found it odd as I have never had occasion to use one – but I put it down to nerves.
We went in the bathroom and I peed on the test and she laughed very nervously. She asked me something about the Internet and we went back to my computer.
She remembered the tests and came out holding the tests. I saw the positive sign and hugged her congratulating her when she pushed me back and asked which test was mine, left or right. When I looked I told her she mixed them up. No she was sure. She told me she would get Lisa.
I grabbed another test and went to the bathroom off my bedroom and peed on my hand again.
Lisa came in asking if I was OK saying she wanted me to talk to Pops – he was sick in bed with a cold. I talked to him for a few minutes and agreed with Lisa he just needed more rest.
I checked the test in my bathroom, grabbed my keys and fanny pack and went out the deck door walking around the cabin to my car and left.
I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I headed for the big house but drove right past – I did not want to be found – after several calls and text messages, all of which I ignored I turned off my phone.
About thirty miles later I turned off the Interstate and traveled to a little town with a brand new hotel next to a small cafe.
I parked in the back of the lot between two semis – I do not know why – and checked in with no luggage.
I tried to eat lunch, went to Wally world for supplies and two sweat pant outfits and laid in bed for the next 24 hours. I was devastated. How had my IUD let me down? What had gone wrong? What would happen to school? What would the teens think?
I slept very little and woke up cramping badly. I took a run wishing I had a sports bra – it has been a long time since I let the twins out.
Read the post right before this one – it’ll explain the twins and my little exhibition.
When I got back from my jog I took a hot bath and showered.
I went next door for lunch and ate like a pig. I got back to the room trying to decide what I was going to do. I had to pee and when I wiped I noticed something but just went to the lobby for supplies and then crawled back in bed and might have cried for a while.
I ate again at supper like a pig then went back to bed but had terrible nightmares. When I woke up I changed my pad and wished I had a pair of panties or a thong - then it hit me.
How could I be pregnant IF I was bleeding. Was this a bad sign. Then I did some calculations and after a little bit I called the girls about every name I could think of. What a dirty fucking trick.
I grabbed my crap, paid my bill and drove to MickyDs for some comfort food and saw the assholes from the day before (read the previous post). As I started to drive out I rolled the window down and called them fucking losers and left in a hurry.
They followed me. When they pulled up next to me I showed them my third item and floored my Mustang. It was no contest and I snacked on shitty chicken parts, chewed on a piece of rawhide and sucked down a chocolate shake with something that sort of tasted like apples for dessert. The shake was the best part – and the sweet and sour sauce.
I pulled my phone out and texted Lisa telling her I was on the way. I did not check any of the messages – I knew what they said. I turned the phone back off.
When I walked in the front door, Annie, Debby, Cindy, BBs, Jeni, the classmates and Lisa were all there with frightened looks.
Moms, who had got home early that morning, and Pops were in back of them with concerned but loving looks. The teens were behind them with questioning looks on their faces.
Annie started to talk but I held my finger up and grabbed my phone pretending to answer it. I paused for just the right amount of time then said yes doctor, thanks doctor and closed my phone and my eyes,
BBs asked what was wrong. I said the doctor had just confirmed it….and I paused again for dramatic effect, cursed and said I was NOT having a baby.
Annie said, “Confirmed?” I shook my head yes then said again, “But I am not having a baby. Not now!”
The look of shock on everyone’s faces was wonderful – perfect – exactly what I was looking for.
The girls in front all gathered around to give me hugs and congratulations. None of them could see my face so I winked at Pops and Moms then held a finger to my mouth.
They all started to laugh then Pops caught them and Moms came forward acting so proud to finally become grandparents. They were absolutely perfect.
Pops took the teens outside to explain. They all came running back in excited and hugging and kissing me and asking what it felt like. When Liz hugged me she whispered “What a payback” and squeezed me harder.
She let go and called to GrandPops asking about an early lunch since the party was starting early. Party? Then it dawned on me why everyone was here – it was the annual Halloween party. I had forgotten all about Halloween.
I told the gathering thanks for everything but I was NOT having a baby now – it was the truth but the traitors, as I thought of them, thought I meant I was aborting the pregnancy. I did nothing to indicate otherwise – I was telling the truth – I was NOT having a baby.
I told them all I had not slept well, I needed a nap. Moms came to my room with me and we had to cover our faces with pillows to prevent our laughter from being heard. Liz came in and covered her face.
She told us the other adults were going nuts and had no idea what to do or say. They were in total shock.
All of us girls – Annie, BBs, Jeni, Cindy, Lisa, the classmates, Momtoo and Debby were all mistakes. I found out today that Liz was a mistake too. We were all unplanned pregnancies. We were a sisterhood and had all agreed we would never give up a baby unless our health was in jeopardy.
They could not understand how I could not have the baby.
I told Moms what I wanted to be for Halloween and Liz said she had the perfect prop.
I went to sleep giving orders to wake me in time for the costume parade.
At four Liz woke me up rubbing my back, She asked if I wanted to sleep longer and I stretched saying I felt great – the nightmares were gone.
I took quick shower and came out to find Annie and BBs waiting for me. I looked straight at Annie and told her I did not want to talk or see her right now.
She left almost in tears. BBs started to say something but I stopped her and told her the real facts. She laughed until she cried. Liz came back with our costumes and we helped each other get dressed.
She was going as a whore – her skirt was so short it hid nothing, She had a bright orange thong on over flesh colored tights that did very little to hide her butt or her pussy lips. Her bright orange bra barely contained her beautiful tits. She looked so good.
I was a pregnant lady that looked like hell. I wore a shapeless dress and a bra that was at least fours sizes too big but one of the Moms had sewn padding into the cups making it look like I had tits the size of watermelons.
I had a fake pregnancy stomach that Liz said the classmates supplied – between my legs I put a rag doll that looked like it was from the Chucky movies. It was grotesque. When I squatted it fell out to the floor complete with a fake umbilical cord.
I was amazed. Liz said it was perfect as she sprayed hair spray over my messed up hair. I looked perfect.
Then Pops knocked on the door and said the parade was starting. Liz and I walked out to the balcony and watched as one by one each person walked down the stairs, around the great room and back upstairs.
Stubby was acting as the master of ceremonies dresses as a pirate. He had pulled his peg leg out of storage and had a bloody hook on his left hand and a sword on his belt.
When I reached the middle of the great room I squatted and the ‘baby’ popped out. I heard the older girls scream but all the people in the know laughed hard. They all got terrible looks from the ‘traitors’.
Liz walked down shaking her ass and bent over several times showing her ass and she stuck a hand in her bra pulling her tits back into the cups and squishing them together damn near showing them all. All the guys got turned on but Stubby was disgusted and let it show.
Liz stuck her tongue out at him them pretended to flash her tits at him.
Then the party started. I was asked several times to ‘birth’ the baby and each time Annie was visibly upset. The classmates were upset their contribution was being used the way it was but they never approached me.
I drank so much that the ‘traitors’ told me several times I would hurt the baby. I always answered ‘good’ and drained my drink.
I was feeling no pain and went to the downstairs bathroom to pee and to change my pad.
About ten minutes later Cindy popped out of the bathroom and went to each of the traitors. Liz wondered what she was up to.
Then I was summoned to the middle of the great room by a loud yell. Annie was there and looked pissed. I laughed and walked up to her.
She looked me in the eye then grabbed my crotch and called me about ten names. The people in the know were all laughing hard. The traitors looked like they had been kicked in the face.
I asked them how they liked my payback. Then I told the story with them filling in their parts.
Annie had hatched the idea and the girls all thought it would be great. Lisa planned it. Bitch.
After Jeni and I peed on the tests, Debby snuck in and peed on another replacing mine. Jeni brought out the results tricking me.
Lisa wondered if I would be so shocked I would test again so Cindy watched from the third floor and when I disappeared into my room she signaled Lisa who took me to see Pops.
Cindy snuck into my bathroom and peed on another test and left it for me.
What Lisa had not expected was me leaving like I did. It completely screwed up their trick and they felt so bad.
The called everyone and they looked for me Wednesday and Thursday until finally Lisa confided in Pops what they had done.
He made a call to the credit card company but when he called the hotel I had already checked out then Lisa got my text a few minutes later.
The girls were all rehearsing their apologies when they heard my car. Everyone lined up and were ready to get their asses kicked once they confessed.
When I saw their faces an idea popped out of no where and I pretended to take the phone call. Everyone assumed the doctor had confirmed I was pregnant which totally screwed them up.
The traitors all thought the trick could be concealed and I would never know. But when I emphatically insisted I was not having a baby they misunderstood and their focus changed.
I told them all what a perfectly terrible trick it was and they all looked guilty.
I told them of noticing blood and buying pads from a fucking machine in front of a couple of hot guys.
I spoke of crying myself to sleep and not realizing until the next morning I could not be pregnant if I was bleeding and everything made since.
I told them all the names I had called them in that little bathroom in that lonely hotel room that only had five channels on the TV and no computers. They all looked ashamed.
Then I told them the next time we could not leave the victim alone.
When they realized I had forgiven them and even praised the trick the party really began.
I noticed Liz and Mr. Nerd were missing. I found them on the second floor in a dark corner pawing each other like whore and john.
I told Mr. Nerd to let go of that ass and tit but Liz told me to be quiet – she was 18. And she went back to rubbing Mr. Nerd’s hard-on.
I went to the first bedroom, Annie’s, grabbed a box of condoms and handed them to Mr. Nerd. I told him to have Liz how him how she could put them on with her mouth.
As I was walking away I told him he would have much more fun if he stuck his hands inside her clothes.
As my bedroom door was closing I heard a smack and Liz telling Mr. Nerd he had to ask first.
I decided Liz and I needed to have a long talk.
And that is where I’ve been. I wish it on no one.
Thankfully it all turned out great.
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Posts for Tuesday, October 28, 2008 (index)
Lisa and Stubby’s Tattoos - Oct 28 2008 0515 by Dani
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Posts for Sunday, October 26, 2008 (index)
Oct 26 2008 2045 by Dani
Posted at 9:21 PMSorry folks – I started writing but an invitation for a ride along the river and lunch out won out.
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Then I came home while the others went to the apple orchard for cider, pumpkins and other decorations.
Thinking and writing about Friday night made me horny so I did something I have not done in a long time. I went chatting for a piece of ass with a stranger.
The lucky guy did not turn out so lucky. He wanted to voice chat and since I have never done it I went for it.
But my computer was offsite charging and Pops main terminal did not have a microphone attached.
I should have realized earlier that all audio and video outbound would be blocked. Since the teens joined our network Pops goes out of his way to protect them.
I even grabbed a headset and plugged it in then grabbed a vidcam and hooked it up. I could hear and see me but he was out of luck – it was all blocked. I felt so fucking bad and ended up bummed instead of satisfied.
Then another guy wanted to show me his cock getting hard but I lost him in all the windows.
There must be lots of lonely guys on the net. Once they find a ‘live’ girl she gets bombarded with messages – that’s one of the reasons I quit chatting in the first place - besides my computer crashing and trashing my contact list.
Oh well, sorry guy if you are reading this.
But the reason I didn’t get anything else done is…..
Lisa, Jeni and their assholes got home. Lisa’s been gone for over a week on a bike and Jeni for two weeks on her honeymoon.
She is so tanned – NO tan lines – and Lisa got lots of sun too. I need a vacation.
They got me lots of gifts from little baubles to a string thong that has a miniature vibrator covering your clit – the battery is on the back right above your crack and two little wires run through the strings to the vibrator.
It feels just like a cell phone vibrator. No way to adjust the speed - the on-off switch is bigger then the battery or vibrator - but it pulses perfectly. WOW – thanks girls.
So we’ll be up for a long while talking – they are both getting showers and unpacking the teen’s gifts. Pops took the guys over to our favorite bar for drinks and to get away from my sour taste. Fuck them they should have licked my pussy – I am in a bad mood.
Enough whiskey tonight and maybe I will fuck them all. Stay tuned people.
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Posts for Thursday, October 23, 2008 (index)
Oct 23 2008 445 by Dani
Posted at 5:13 AMSorry, I was sick yesterday – feeling much better this morning – well enough to go to school today. The classmates took notes yesterday.
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Lisa is still missing in action – she called yesterday, they were in Mississippi at a casino that was washed a half mile inland by hurricane Katrina – she had won almost $4,000 dollars on a $5 start.
Playing a slot first then Blackjack then dice and now back to Blackjack. They were only going to stay an hour but now the plan is to stay until she gets bored or loses it all.
Pops told her to take her time. Between Cindy and Debby almost living here while Pops and Captain work on the nursery, he is doing fine.
The nursery is absolutely beautiful. Cindy was commenting a few weeks ago that the last few weeks of her term is when Denny and his parents are usually working in Florida. She hates Florida so she was looking for a place to stay.
Henry mentioned he did not know where to build a nursery and was not sure he should – he would only need it for a few months.
Pops stepped in – he had extra bedrooms and could turn them into a suite. He was sure his girls would not wait much longer before starting a family so it was time.
All he wished was Debby and Cindy’s help and guidance. They have both been at it for over a week and it is amazing. Pops figures another week and it will be done.
Annie was offered a new job – moving up even farther but she turned them down because she can not find anyone to replace Cindy. They told her to look for a replacement for her and Cindy. As soon as it was done they wanted her in planet wide management.
Now she is fretting about every little thing. Summer is concerned she will lose her carefree outlook on life. Pops promised to talk to her but she can’t have lunch with him until Friday – too busy.
It use to be when Pops called she would come running. She called no less then ten times to apologize. Pops finally had Liz drive him into her office and drop him off.
Annie said she had never fucked in her new office until yesterday. She didn’t have time to give details (and I was not feeling that well) but Summer called Pops three times last night to thank him.
When Liz and the teens went to pick up Pops he took them to dinner at a popular spot that imitates a ‘50s soda shop. They absolutely loved it and talked non-stop for almost two hours.
Time to get ready for school.
One other note – Captain is keeping the boat out of dry dock so you (Moms) can have one more ride for the season.
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Posts for Monday, October 20, 2008 (index)
October 20 2008 445 by Dani
Posted at 5:11 AMLike my catchy title? A hint – after this date if you see a title with just a date you know it is an update – and so will I. Hah!
Pops, Captain and the teens got home late – they circled the airport for an hour – they never did find out why.
I fell asleep before they got home but Captain made me a plate and left me a note. I wonder if I should eat it for breakfast. I am starved and do not feel like cooking.
Lisa and Stubby were supposed to get home last night but I don’t see any evidence of it.
The classmates are coming over around 5 am to discuss our project for next semester. I wonder if Pops or Captain remembered and will cook for us. Sure hope so.
Pops stopped texting me when they were circling the airport and Liz asked if I had figured out who the screen name was. She wondered if maybe it was Moms or Red. I found Red an odd choice for her to mention but remembered that the kids know MUCH more then they let on.
They, like me, just don’t understand all of it. As a matter of fact I have not seen Red much at all – I wonder if her and Pops had a falling out?
Well the classmates just arrived and Captain just wandered through hugging us all and grabbing different parts – he patted my pussy and wondered if I wanted to take a shower – asshole – he squeezed Cg2’s ass – he told her she has the most perfect ass in the world.
When he was done getting off he shuffled down the hall to the kitchen and ten minutes later he brought out a carafe of hot toddies and coffee. Cg2 loves hot toddies when she is not driving.
Then he said the magic words – what would you cunts like for breakfast – such a charmer.
Nothing else going on.
Posts for Friday, October 17, 2008 (index)
TGIF – Oct 17 2008 720 by Dani
Posted at 7:42 AMRunning really late this morning but I did make it to school on time – barely.
TGIF – I hate coming to school alone – I am a social butterfly as Mom always called me.
Luckily my prof was running late too. He likes to give pop quizzes when attendance is low – this morning there are at least fifteen people missing so he had us answer two essay questions.
You can always tell who has not studied – they are still writing or ‘thinking’ about ten minutes after they should have been done. I’m just glad he does not grade on grammar.
I sent my answers first (we do almost everything by email) and he sent me a smiley face – you either pass or fail with these quizzes and they cannot be made up unless you bring the dead body with you – his joke – he used to work in a morgue.
So I have a fifteen or so minute break. Pops would say I just wasted most of it. I do not have anything else to do – the prof shuts the Internet down in his classes – we are limited to only class stuff and school email. Since Pops is such a nice guy (thanks Pops), I have Internet access using a second card in my laptop – YES!
Liz just texted me that high school sux! – all the guys bitch about their girlfriends or make jokes about nothing – in college they all look like they just fucked their girlfriends or are trying to – she can’t wait.
Lisa called last night – she said the new machines are great Moms and that fucking on a motorcycle is hot when you do it on an overpass above a busy interstate at night – whatever was that girl doing?
Debby and Cindy went baby shopping yesterday afternoon – wait for it – at Pops insistence (and his dime) – he and Captain are converting one of the 2nd floor bedrooms into a nursery. And they are sparing no expense.
Heating and cooling guys were there yesterday to give an estimate on ‘cleanest air’ possible and to maintain ‘incubator conditions’ in the nursery if necessary. What the hell for? Oh well, it is Pops money to spend.
I did learn last night the classmates were giving Pops their expertise and suggestions.
Liz got all As and several awards – she was very proud of herself but was still embarrassed at all the attention. B and gB pretended to be mad at her for being a showoff – those two are such good actresses that Liz really believed it for a while.
I promised her lunch at her choice this weekend.
Time to take notes – the girls will be upset they missed a quiz but it is the first so they should be fine – plus I’ll sweet talk the prof – maybe I can get them excused (big smile).
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Posts for Thursday, October 16, 2008 (index)
College Girl – Oct 16 2008 225 by Dani
Posted at 3:05 AMLiz loved college – well to be truthful she loved the guys and the professors.
One of my professors hit on her until he found out she was only 18. But he still gave her a thrill.
During my test she visited a counselor and signed up for classes in January. She may change her mind because in January things will change. Lisa, the classmates and me will be at the hospital for the entire semester. We will be working with many different administrators and nurses. We’ll be writing many papers each month if not each week.
Liz is not sure if she wants to start college without us girls able to support her.
I pointed out that we would not be in any of her classes unless we had to take remedial classes.
Liz is trying to decide – I told her to talk to Mr. Nerd – maybe he’ll be staying close to home. He came by today after school but I was asleep by 4:30 – it’s that time of the month.
Cindy stopped by – she had been visiting Annie –with her latest ultrasound pictures. Debby saw her car go down the road so she came over and they shared notes.
Lisa is back on the bike today. After a long hot soak last night and ‘other’ activities she decided maybe the bike is not so bad. I last talked to her at about 3 pm and she said her butt had been numb for about four hours but they were going through the hills of Tenn so she was enjoying the scenery. She did say she may fly back and let Stubby ride back. I thought that was funny.
Pops was going to visit the local eatery but Captain was sleeping and I and the teens were at school so he was stuck here. He is still not allowed on solo trips. He remembered too late that Debby was available if he needed her. He decided the day sucked too much anyway (it rained or drizzled most of the day).
I did well on my test – gB and B got their first grades and both have straight As. Liz missed her report card since she was with me but she has a bet with gB and B that she has all As too. She seems awfully confident.
We made popcorn in the fireplace this afternoon when they got home from school. When B salted hers I tried some – I can not believe how much I miss salt. It is probably better that I forget about it.
Busy day tomorrow – have to go to the office after school - solo tomorrow. Liz has a chemistry test.
William and Jeni called to say they were eating lobster and steak with their fingers – they did not even need a fork for the steak it just fell apart. The fries were the size of carrots – and the ketchup was freshly made. It sounds like they are eating good.
They also informed us they were staying a few extra days. They are definitely having fun. Jeni said trying to make a baby was much different then fucking. I guess I’ll understand that when my time comes.
Well, got to get breakfast. Later.
Posts for Tuesday, October 14, 2008 (index)
My Moon – Oct 14 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 4:33 AMAn absolutely beautiful morning/evening depending on when you woke up. I’ve been up a couple of hours. Stubby got up about three hours ago and just went to sleep a few minutes ago.
The moon looked so clear tonight – the sky seemed extra black tonight – when I came down, Stubby and Davis had just finished a game of chess.
The classmates are back home until Wednesday so Davis has been coming here of an evening for company. Stubby and him have lots in common. Last night Davis got to see Stubby’s village.
Davis pulled a keychain from his pocket and handed it to Stubby and said he needed to ‘touch it up’ whatever that meant.
Stubby handed him a knife and they sat down together. Stubby grabbed a blank and a knife and they started talking in a strange language.
I went back to the cabin. Davis said it was about an hour later when they wanted a beer they noticed I was gone.
Liz and I have decided Stubby can drink beer down. He promptly drained three and burped really loud. He asked his daughter if he had done it right. She threw a bottle at him. He has only drunk two or three in the days since.
Stubby and Davis spent part of tonight looking for a deadwood to make a kitchen table and hutch from. Captain will build it but Stubby and Davis will decorate it. Cg1 drew the design she would like on the edges and doors. She draws as well as Captain.
Tonight Davis said goodnight as soon as he saw me. I asked why he was running away and he pointed at Stubby. It seems Stubby was worried about me being upset about not seeing him.
I told them both that as long as I get this (and I rubbed his crotch) every once in a while I would not get upset.
Davis told me not to worry as he was pretty sure I was going to get it very soon, like as soon as I got on the top deck and spread my legs.
He was right. Afterwards we watched the moon move low enough to see it through window wall. We sat quietly pointing out what we liked about the moon and wall.
Dani came down then Pops and Liz. Liz brought us coffee and muffins she had made yesterday with Captain. Banana/strawberry something with walnuts – they were great.
Pops wondered where Captain had gone – he heard his truck leave at 1:30 this morning. Stubby said he was working on some cabinets at a bar and he needed to do some things when no one was there. He thought he was stripping paint from a piano tonight but he was not sure.
Stubby and I went back to the third deck to drink our coffee and watch the barges come out of the lock – Cheese told us lots of barges would be going downstream this week early morning.
Stubby was surprised at the number he saw in the first hour. He wondered what they were hauling. He was going to make a run to the lock but decided he was too tired.
He finally went to bed and Liz asked us to start thinking of what we could do for his birthday. The problem is no one is sure when his birthday is. I am not even for sure how old he really is. When she tried to get his birth certificate at the court house (with a certified letter from him) they could not find it.
The clerk pointed out he may not have been born here. When we asked he said he could not remember the day he was born or where he was at.
Liz was not happy but kept quiet. Captain said he might be able to help but he had not been able to reach someone yet.
Dani and I have class this morning – my only school day this week. Stubby and I are leaving later today for GA on Pops Harley. I have never taken a motorcycle trip before and he has missed it so I agreed.
We’ll be back when we get back is what he keeps telling me and Liz. Who knows for sure.
So a beautiful day followed by a beautiful night. I think Dani described her emotions with a BIG sigh. I agree, that’s the way it feels.<
Posts for Monday, October 13, 2008 (index)
My Moon is Back – Oct 13 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 1:29 AMMy Moon was back the last two nights and is peeking through tonight.
About 95% full – shines right through the stained glass windows early in the morning into the great room. Tonight the clouds are moving in but it looks like it might clear up in another hour.
Dani and I were up at our normal time – we did not sleep much Saturday evening/ Sunday morning.
Dani laid down at 5 PM and Liz and I went down right after. When I went to bed Stubby was playing Davis, Pops and Captain in a chess tournament.
They were still playing when I woke up and starting writing this. They all just went to bed. Boys will be boys.
Last night Stubby and I sat up watching the moon fill the stained glass windows and great room with moonlight.
He commented how peaceful and beautiful it was and when the moon moved lower in the sky and behind some trees we went to the third deck and made love. Notice I said ‘made love’ not fucking. I do not think we have ever done that before.
We both liked it and planned on doing it again but he must have forgot. Oh well, there is always tomorrow.
Liz and I are becoming very close – closer then her and Dani. She is also getting closer to her father – it will take a lot longer but she at least she has discovered he is not a bad guy.
She has fallen in love with Madam W and got invited to dinner next Saturday, her AND the teens.
They are going to cook the meal together and Madam W has promised them good stories. Stubby is happy Liz s showing respect.
Moms told me we have two new machines being released next week and I need to go to the factory for certification then teach the classmates and all their co-workers.
They forgot about school so we have to work it all out with Dani and the classmates. I have already asked Stubby to come with me and asked Pops to keep an eye on Liz.
Liz said it would be the other way around. Pops went looking for his ping pong paddle but it seems someone has misplaced it.
Stubby rode to the bar with Mr. Greene – have we introduced him yet? - to announce that we were having another little party tomorrow afternoon starting at four.
It seems we have lots of food left over and plenty of beer. Since tomorrow is a holiday it should be fun. Almost all the wedding guests are gone but the decorations are still up and will be until Mom calls to have them removed.
It was so beautiful – still is –especially in my light – the moon light.
I just saw the glow of a cigarette and a wave up on the third deck. I guess I will make love tonight. It ought to be perfect – just like the wedding.
I wonder if – no I will not wonder.
Posts for Saturday, October 4, 2008 (index)
Stubby is A Male Fuckhead – Oct 4 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 9:01 AMAll males are fuckheads. ALL males.
Dani wrote the story of our fun this morning. You would think that after blowing a guy in public, giving him a great orgasm would tend to endear him to you.
We ran, came back and took a shower where he bent me over for a quickie and helped me clean my asshole then we ate breakfast.
After breakfast Dani and I were planning the day’s activities. Almost everyone is here for October birthday month and we are having a weenie roast. Stubby’s will be the first.
Debby came over and asked how our run was. Dani asked how her exhibition went. Debby said she did not know, it was hard to tell from a distance.
I told her it was fine, the target loved it. Stubby never said a word. Dani went to get her some coffee and Debby leaned towards us and asked if we did threesomes.
Stubby pretended to be stupid and I told Debby we were not exclusive – she could fuck him anytime she wanted. I would join in or help if she wanted. She whispered to me and I grabbed both their hands and yelled at Dani that we would be right back.
I put Stubby on his back on the bed and pulled his pants off. Then Debby sat at the foot of the bed and stuck her hand in her pants.
I smacked Stubby’s cock then started sucking him and Debby moaned when it got hard. I stroked him and had him moaning when Debby came.
I tossed her my towel and she wiped herself then stood up and hugged me saying thanks. We both left Stubby on the bed. With his hard-on. He wanted to know who was going to finish him off. Debby told him to go find the guy in the truck.
Stubby called us back and said he wanted to see her pussy and wanted to spank her tits some more and maybe she could suck him a little and he would be real careful if he could put just a little of his cock in her.
Debby and I looked at each other saying no thanks, we were fine and walked away.
When we sat down with Dani she asked what happened and Debby explained. Dani laughed and yelled to Stubby that there was a phone call for him. He cursed but came down holding his cock against his stomach under a pair of shorts or a t-shirt.
When he reached Dani to get the phone Dani goosed him which made him drop his guard and the shorts he was trying to hold up.
Dani commented to us that she thought Stubby was starting to get old. His cock just was not as big as usual. Debby said it was a lot smaller then this morning.
He walked away calling us cunts. US? He’s the one that was not agreeable.
Lisa Sucks – Oct 4 2008 705 by Dani
Posted at 7:40 AMStubby, Lisa and myself walked to the top of the hill before starting our run this morning. We always walk a little to warm up.
Stubby and Lisa were arguing about something and Stubby kept telling her she sucked when she disagreed with him.
At the top of the hill is a picnic table that the local kids use while waiting for the school bus. Stubby was standing at the side of the table and put his foot up over the bench to the top and stretched his muscles.
Lisa sat on the bench and slipped under his leg and leaned back on one arm. She reached into his pants and grabbed his manhood and asked him what she did.
He responded that she sucked. So she did. She pulled his cock out just far enough to get her mouth on him. It was a very awkward position for them both. Stubby started to fall backward in surprise so I moved behind him to steady him them I reached in the other leg of his shorts and massaged his balls and used my finger on his taint.
Think about it – a well hung guy with his cock down the leg of his shorts getting hard – his hard-on normally sticks up to the sky. It pulled his shorts even higher but stretched them trying to gain freedom.
Poor Stubby, trapped in his own shorts with Lisa and I torturing him.
His chief concern? Someone might see. He kept looking up and down the road for traffic complaining he thought he heard something.
But our attention to his manhood kept it nice and hard. He pleaded with Lisa to stop but she pulled off long enough to tell him she was just doing what he said she did best.
She told him to come and all problems would be solved. Stubby couldn’t come, he was too worried.
Then a car came up the hill. Stubby tried to get away but my finger near his asshole and Lisa’s light grip on his cock with her teeth convinced him to stay still.
As it turned out, it was Debby coming back from a coffee run. She looked, laughed, stopped and wondered if we needed help. Stubby relaxed a little since he sort of knew her but when she got out of the car, he panicked. My finger nail in his ass changed his mind.
She came up to the table and told Lisa she had a nice cock. She asked what I was doing – I told her squeezing the juice out and threatening his virginity.
She got it and she said hello to Stubby in a very sweet voice.
She asked if we needed anything and Lisa pulled off just long enough to say more stimulation or fear. He is having trouble coming.
She laughed and looked up his pant leg and commented she had never seen such a big cock. Stubby throbbed a little and I told her to keep it up – it was helping him get it up more.
She chuckled then asked if he liked tits? About this time a car came from the road leading to Debby’s house. She figured it was probably her Mom. Stubby wanted to get away but we held him in place.
When the car got close she said she was not sure who it was. Stubby was in a panic mode but I pointed out to him that Debby’s car blocked most of the view from the road. She apologized and went to move it. He told her not too.
We all chuckled. As it turns out, none of us knew the girl in the car but she gave us four or five looks. I told him it did not appear the view was blocked from all positions.
The Lisa went into overdrive and Debby asked again if he liked tits? She flashed him and told him to touch if he wanted. He pinched her right nipple and Lisa nipped him with her teeth. She told him to be nice, she was pregnant. He apologized and I actually felt his cock start to get soft.
Debby said again but harder. Stubby throbbed and gained all his glory plus some.
Stubby has a thing about woman’s nipples and breasts and spanking them or pinching them.
Debby asked him to smack her tits and Stubby did but only once. I felt his balls expand then contract as he filled Lisa’s mouth. They both groaned and I squeezed his balls which made him groan.
When he was done, Lisa pulled off wiping her mouth, I let go his balls and Debby covered her tits. Just as a truck that could see over the car came past. Stubby was standing there with his eyes closed enjoying the after effects of his orgasm. His cock was still hanging out the bottom of his shorts.
Lisa tugged it and told him to quit showing off to the guys. Stubby’s eyes popped open and there was a guy with a big smile hanging out of the truck giving Stubby a big thumbs up.
Debby told Stubby that the guy must really like his cock then she got in her car and drove away.
Stubby called us sluts and stretched his other leg a few times then we started running. I asked about Debby’s tits and Stubby said they were nothing special.
When we ran past Henry’s house, Debbie was in an upper story window naked. Stubby ran sideways then backwards to get a good look. Lisa told him he needed to thank her. Stubby asked how and she suggested using his cock.
I reached between his legs and he slapped my hand away. I told Lisa he liked that idea. She called him a typical male. He told her she sucks…..
A few steps later he turned towards her with a big smile and said “GOOD”.
Posts for Friday, October 3, 2008 (index)
Morning Cock – Oct 3 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 5:15 AMIt has been a while since I posted. Maybe because it has been a while since I was able to surf the web and sit around naked with all the others.
I have to wear something in the bedroom otherwise Stubby gets hard and will not leave me alone until I do something about it. With school and all, I am tired and find I do not need a dick as often as before.
But this morning, with Pops, Captain and Dani all sitting around naked it made me realize how much I had missed it.
Then Stubby came down and I did not even give it a thought – he told me he doubted he would fuck me much in front of other people mainly because of his fake leg.
Well this morning he surprised me. First, he can fuck me without using his fist around his cock as a stop from going in too deep.
He goes in just right and if I am really turned on, I push back taking him just a little deeper. It’s like his cock had perfect memory because he will give me just what I want after that.
Second, it was a BIG turn on to see everyone watch his cock penetrate me. Damn I was wet.
After I come I can feel him start to throb. Sometimes I milk him with my muscles but my favorite thing is to watch his face and feel his cock while I jerk and suck him off. His face is a thing of beauty when I have my lips wrapped around his soft throbbing cock head.
And when he shoots, the first one always starts to come out my nose. It tickles but I get the full flavor and taste of him. Damn, I am wet again.
He’s out running with Dani – maybe Pops will do me – it has been a while.
Posts for Friday, September 26, 2008 (index)
Friday Update – Sep 26 2008 755 by Dani
Posted at 8:51 AMI am supposed to pass along a message to Pops: Lisa says go fuck yourself, SIR.
Pops hates being called sir – we have already alerted everyone to call him sir all weekend and Moms will send him several emails and messages with sir.
Might be another war starting. Not much to report – I went to sleep at 4:30 yesterday afternoon and Lisa woke me just in time for the trip to school.
I almost fell asleep in our first class. Cg1 kept kicking my chair to keep me awake.
The teens and Lisa went sailboat fishing with Stubby and Cheese. I mean it – they went fishing FOR a sailboat. Cheese was contracted to recover a sailboat that floated away doing the floods.
It was up a creek (just like the saying) but Cheese’s tugs needed deeper water so he borrowed Stubby’s small tug.
Liz decided to produce a documentary for a school project. B, gB and Liz all had video cameras and Stubby helped them setup three portable with web cams to get the whole picture.
I saw some of the footage – the girls are good – but I do not know how they will turn a five minute event into a half hour documentary.
Stubby suggested they show how they setup to film the documentary and Red suggested they show how they edited the final product.
Pops can’t wait to see the finished product.
We had a quiz just now – we all got perfect scores – see, we ARE studying – and the teacher let us put early.
Lisa just got back from a coffee run and is pissed again. The counter person this time was at least 60 – called her Ma’am six times.
I told her, “You just never noticed before, Ma’am.”
My shin still hurts.
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Posts for Thursday, September 25, 2008 (index)
Can I have a BJ, Ma’am ? – Sep 25 2008 by Pops
Posted at 11:21 AMJust wait until I see Lisa again – can I have a blowjob Ma’am? May I help you with that droopy tit Ma’am?
That is a very fine ass, Ma’am. Your skirt is too short Ma’am. That is a finely shaved pussy, Ma’am. May I abuse your asshole, Ma’am?
I can not wait – I knew she was typing this because her computer would not accept ma’am – it kept changing it to miss – one of those things I programmed a long time ago.
In fact her new name is now Ma’am Lisa – I have to find Captain and have him make me a sign for her room and desk and the boat – yes the boat.
I wonder if I can get sweatshirts made up in a day. It’s been a long time since I’ve joked her. This will be fun.
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Ma’am? – Sep 25 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 11:19 AMWhy do most people call me Ma’am if I look like Eva?
Almost everyone calls me Ma’am – thank you Ma’am – can I help you Ma’am – excuse me Ma’am, your skirt is tucked under its belt.
Please Ma’am – you have too many buttons undone on you blouse and I can see your tits.
Do you want cream and sugar Ma’am?
This morning I went to the cafeteria for coffee. The young girl behind the counter, with her perky little boobs shoving her nipples through her t-shirt and her tight sweat pants showing her tiny little camel toe and her long, thick, shiny beautiful hair swinging freely ask what I needed, Ma’am?
Then the young man that bumped me at the condiment counter, Sorry Ma’am. Then the old fart professor that probably has not had a hard on in a decade said after you Ma’am as he held a door open for me.
The only fucking bright spot was when a friend of the classmates walked behind me and opened the door for me – he whispered ‘nice ass,’ and my ego inflated and pussy got wet – then he said Ma’am.
Who the fuck calls someone a Ma’am after telling them they have a nice ass.
The other girls are making fun of me. Dani wonders if she will have the same problem when she gets my age.
The cgs (who are a year older then me) said people stopped ma’am-ing them when their tits starting drooping.
I’m going for a make over – fuck this.
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Tugboat Hell – Part Five - Sep 19 2008 by Lisa
Posted at 9:47 PMStubby and I declared a truce when everyone else got sick. He took very good care of me – he even apologized for being an asshole but he had made an assumption thinking that I felt the same.
I never said a word – I just got sicker and let him take care of me – not out of meanness but because I knew I was going to break his heart and destroy his dreams and I wanted a few days of peace before it all ended.
We spent the last two days at his place talking about anything but what we needed to talk about.
About three hours ago, I told him I probably would never want children again. He picked up on the again and I explained as simply as I could.
He actually cried with me and asked if anyone else knew. Only Dani I told him.
I told him I was sure he would be able to find a woman that would love having him for a husband and giving him more children.
He really didn’t want to be a husband. And he really didn’t care if he didn’t have any more children.
He had decided a long time ago that all he did care about was feeling my ass locked around his cock. And seeing the absolute joy in my face each time he fucked Red and he made her lick me.
He was afraid he would seem too shallow for me. I told him to never use the word shallow in relationship to his cock or me ever again – save it for the river.
He laughed then I showed him the opposite of shallow with my ass.
He told me that he wished we had this conversation before the river trip. He would have fucked me all the way home that night.
I reminded him he was the pilot – he reminded me he was the big cock and I did most of the work anyway.
In reply I lifted off until the tip of his cock was barely in my ass. Then I push my feet out from under me and landed on his balls.
He yelled and reminded me I had promised to never do that again. I told him I was sorry but it was the only weapon I had. He had reached between us to rub his balls and I did another quick impale. I landed on his hand missing his balls but I did hurt his thumb – he thinks I broke it.
He rolled to the side of the bed, rolled over and off without ever pulling his cock out of my ass.
Then he lined everything up and put his bionic foot against my clit. He slapped his leg and held me down. I think he is paying them extra to give his leg and foot a sexual vibrating mode.
Then he buried his cock in my ass and slapped his leg again. I know I passed out between orgasms but I am not sure how many times.
When I woke up I was laying on the bed in a puddle of juice and cum. He was no where to be found.
I came back up to the house and right before I started up the path to the kitchen deck I saw Red bent over getting fucked by my dick. I went over and pushed her face into my crotch.
Stubby just grinned and said Hi.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.
Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.
Just wait, they all will pay.
Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.
Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.
From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.
Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.
He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.
Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.
I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.
Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.
I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.
So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.
Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.
Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.
Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.
Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.
She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.
I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.
I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.
Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.