Alan (Pops) is a very good Santa. But he is also a great prankster.
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Annie Does That One Thing – Nov 5 2008 by Dani
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Erin Comes To(at) Lunch – Nov 5 2008 by Dani
Posted at 8:49 AMI mentioned that Bruce called wanting me to introduce Erin to Pops
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– specifically his dick.
I called Erin Sunday night and asked Erin to lunch Monday after class. She accepted. We seem to have much in common.
I told Pops a friend was coming for lunch and I wanted him here.
Erin got lost twice but finally arrived and when she walked in the front door she wondered how long we had lived here in the middle of nowhere. When I told her ten years she wondered why.
Keep in mind that when you come down the drive you can not see the cabin. The drive ends in front of the garage and trees hide almost everything.
Erin asked why I didn’t stay in town when we entered the great room and her mouth fell open. She looked at me and commented about nice surprise. She looked at the window wall for several moments then I pointed up and she caught her breath.
She could not believe what she was seeing. I took her to the window wall past the giant fireplace – she started to ask if it worked but felt the heat from the coals of the morning fire.
When she saw the boat house she wondered what it was so I took her up the stairs and we walked out on the connecting deck. She paused saying she did not like heights but when she saw the trees, the river and the pool she quickly forgot her fright.
She turned around several times to look at the window wall and the cabin. We entered the boat house and walked down the hall to Captain’s door which I knocked on. Wonderful smells came tumbling out his door and I introduced them.
I asked if the Dani Marie was up or down and he said down and warm – he had tested the heating system.
I took Erin out the door to the balcony that surrounds the dock. She gasped – and asked if the boat was mine. I took her to the back and showed her all the names. Then we boarded and I gave her a quick tour.
I was not trying to impress her – I just wanted her to know where I was coming from.
We walked back to the cabin on the ground and she wondered whose tug boat that was. I told her it was Stubby’s little tug – he sometimes helps Cheese out with smaller projects.
We walked into the kitchen from the kitchen deck and the smell of bacon hit us. Lisa asked if Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato on sourdough sounded good. Erin accused me of talking to Bruce – yes I had – it was her favorite.
We sat down with Lisa and they talked about themselves while we ate. I asked where Stubby and Pops were. She said Pops was taking a nap and Stubby was carving.
Erin only ate about a third of her sandwich and nothing else. She told me she was nervous – she was always this way when meeting new people. Lisa told her to relax – nothing would hurt her here – except maybe when she got a surprise fuck.
Erin had a question on her face but I told her it was time to meet Pops. Lisa, who I had clued in, told her to get ready for a treat.
We walked up to the third floor and she had to stop and look over the balcony into the great room. She kept commenting how beautiful it was.
We walked towards Pops room and she asked how old he was. I told her old enough. She looked sideways then asked who owned all of this when Pops door opened and he said, “Technically, Dani does BUT only when my body is cold.” He looked real serious and mean then broke into a smile and laughed holding out his hand.
I introduced them using his real name. He invited her in and asked me where I wanted to do it. Erin asked do what and I said here.
He had reached the bed and he turned around and dropped his shorts. Erin caught her breath. I pushed Pops on his back and helped Erin get naked and climb on top. Pops said she could never take him, she was too small. I told him to get ready for a surprise.
She looked at me and I told he to fuck him now. She sat on him and moaned then started riding him horsey style as he calls it. He commented that I had been giving her lessons.
She came and said it felt so good. Then she tried to look between her legs and I grabbed her shoulder and told her to get ready – magic was about to happen.
As Pops got hard she started coming harder and longer until finally she was coming each time she buried him in her.
I asked if it hurt and she said fuck no while gasping for breath. Pops said she was so tight and he grabbed her hips to push himself in farther. I reached around and played with her tits. Pops told her they were perfect.
Pops asked if he should hold back and I told him no. He grabbed her hips and held her still while he came. She came every time he shot.
She collapsed on top of him and said WOW. I told her this was a present from Bruce. He wanted her to be completely filled.
She could not believe what I said. She pulled off and looked his cock over – she tried to suck him but her mouth barely fit around his cock head.
About this time Lisa came in and told her she needed to be a big mouth to give him a blowjob and she swallowed him which made Erin groan and come a little.
Lisa pulled off and told her she tasted sweet. She came again then Lisa asked what the hair was for. Erin said to prove she was a real blonde.
Pops went soft and Erin could not believe his size. Lisa told her that if she liked anal, it was best to take him soft and then prepare to be stretched to the limit. Erin could not believe it – she said she was saving her virgin ass for Bruce if and when she decided to do it.
Lisa told her to make it soon, if she liked it she would kick herself for not trying it sooner.
Pops asked her a few questions and then Stubby came in looking for Lisa. I introduced him to Erin and Stubby asked Pops if he had satisfied Lisa. She said no, he had fucked Erin.
Erin started to ask something but said it was none of her business. I told them that Pops was only the fourth cock she had fucked. Stubby was surprised then Lisa asked him what he was about - she told us he had only fucked five women.
Erin wondered why and Lisa pulled him to her and pulled his pants down. Erin saw his bionic leg but then gasped when she saw his cock. Lisa started sucking him, he was already half hard from looking at Erin.
When he was fully erect Erin wondered how anyone could fuck that monster. Lisa told her she could only take about half in her vagina (I have no ideas why she used the proper name, but she did) but she could take the whole thing up her ass if he was careful.
Erin actually called her a liar but Stubby had already picked her up and was leaving the room. I told Erin he was still kind of shy.
I gave Erin a bath robe and we went out to the balcony to look when Pops told her she could see the big town from his balcony on a clear day.
We had a great view then Erin almost got pushed over the balcony when Pops bent her over and gave her a Drive-By-Fuck.
She was hanging onto the railing for dear life but when Pops lifted her feet off the ground when he buried himself her little yelps of fear turned pleasurable and after Pops came and pulled off she fell to the floor trying to get her wits back as Pops calls it.
Bruce had told me that Erin was always horny and had yet to be satisfied. When I helped her to the bathroom to clean up I asked how she felt. She told me completely satisfied. I smiled and told her that would make Bruce happy.
When we got back to Pops room to get her clothes she called Bruce and told him thanks and she owed him whatever he wanted. She listened for a moment then said OK and hung up.
I asked what he wanted – she smiled and said a home cooked meal. I laughed – then she said she did not know how to cook. That really made me laugh.
We went down to the computer room and she kept staring at the window wall then asked about the stained glass. Lisa told her the story and just as she finished Moms got home.
After introductions I could tell Erin had plenty of questions. I yelled for Pops and he came in with an apron on followed by Captain. Pops said Captain was showing the proper way to get a turkey ready to bake.
I guess Erin looked confused and Pops introduced Captain as the boat captain and chief chef and wood worker extraordinaire. I asked Pops if he would run a background on Erin, if she agreed, and give me clearance.
He asked if she was ready to be probed out in the ‘real’ world. She was cautious but agreed when Captain left and he told her it all information would be kept secret even from me. She grabbed my arm and said she wanted to stay and protect her innocence.
This really tickled Pops and he pulled off his apron and sat down very serious. He asked three rapid fire questions then went to work.
A few minutes later Erin could not believe what he showed her but she was even more amazed the deeper he dug.
When he called her company and asked to talk to the president and asked him for clearance to their HR records, Erin whispered that she could not even see them without a court order.
The president was concerned Erin might be looking for another job but Pops calmed him by saying it was just a deep background/security check.
Several seconds later Pops was asking for a complete summary of her personnel record.
Then Pops and I got a big surprise. It turns out Erin’s mother is married to the President (Erin’s stepfather) of the company and Erin is being groomed to take over in five years.
Erin just shrugged and Pops asked if that was what she wanted. She admitted she loved it and could not wait.
After a few more minutes Moms came in and invited her to tea. I motioned for her to go. Pops yelled a password we use to their backs to let them know she was cleared.
I moved to my terminal to check on work and to Google her company and her name. I also called Adam then went to the kitchen to ask if I could call Bruce.
She asked that I lie – give him a completely screwed up story to see if he got scared off. I was not sure but she promised she would not let it go far.
Momtoo immediately came up with a storyline and she sent me an outline after we hashed it out. Pops came in asking if we had not had enough terrible tricks in the past week and Moms let him know that laughs were always good.
Then I realized that Bruce had not been cleared and that’s when Pops told me that he had been cleared weeks ago, a few day before – but then he shut up.
He looked at Erin and she laughed then leaned over and whispered to Pops. He shook his head yes but they both refused to explain themselves. I forgot about it and went to call Bruce.
Erin talked to Moms until almost eight that night when Adam and Bruce showed up unannounced. Erin and Bruce acted like a couple in love. Moms both commented that they made a cute couple.
I cornered Adam about Pops clearing Bruce and I not being told. He asked why it mattered – he was just making sure I was protected. I thought is a very considerate act but something kept nagging me.
Moms made the boys a sandwich and soup then they said they had to go catch a plane to Canada. I think Erin and I were both hoping for an orgy but we were disappointed.
I was getting tired and invited Erin to spend the night but she said she needed to get home – she had not been there since Saturday morning. Her mother was not very happy with her.
I went to bed but before I did she told me that Bruce had surprised her in the shower that morning. He snuck in while she was shampooing her hair. He would not let her turn around and tied her hands.
Then he fucked her from behind against the shower wall and left her when he was done never saying a word.
I told her I wished the boys were here now – she told me she was still satisfied. For some reason that did not surprise me.
I went to bed and was asleep in minutes but I came wide awake about three hours later. I dialed Bruce’s number but it went to voice mail – I tried Adam with the same result. Then I tried Erin – when she answered the phone I heard an echo.
I walked out to the railing and she was still talking to Moms. Pops was asleep in his chair and Lisa was working at her terminal.
I whispered in the phone asking Erin if Bruce had tied her hands to the shower head and she started laughing. That woke Pops up and Erin said I had finally figure it out.
I wanted to throw my phone at them but I resisted then Liz popped up from a couch and asked if I knew I was naked. I could think of nothing but sticking my tongue out at her and I went back to bed.
At least now I knew who the shower phantom was – and decided the storyline Momtoo had invented needed some major tweaking – it was payback time.
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Posts for Sunday, November 2, 2008 (index)
A Terrible Trick – Oct 31 2008 by Dani
Posted at 4:32 AMOn Wednesday my friends played a trick on me – a terrible trick – but it would have been great IF it had gone off as planned. In the end I got great payback but I am still exhausted by the unintended results.
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Briefly, Jeni went to the doctor for pregnancy tests. She got a call later that afternoon while I was at lunch with Annie that it was too soon to run the test.
Cindy, Debby and Jeni all went to town that afternoon to meet the classmates and happened to see Annie. They talked and Annie convinced them it was a perfect time to play a trick on me.
On Wednesday morning Jeni told me she could not take a lab test but still wanted to know so she went and bought several pregnancy tests.
She asked me to show her how to use them – I found it odd as I have never had occasion to use one – but I put it down to nerves.
We went in the bathroom and I peed on the test and she laughed very nervously. She asked me something about the Internet and we went back to my computer.
She remembered the tests and came out holding the tests. I saw the positive sign and hugged her congratulating her when she pushed me back and asked which test was mine, left or right. When I looked I told her she mixed them up. No she was sure. She told me she would get Lisa.
I grabbed another test and went to the bathroom off my bedroom and peed on my hand again.
Lisa came in asking if I was OK saying she wanted me to talk to Pops – he was sick in bed with a cold. I talked to him for a few minutes and agreed with Lisa he just needed more rest.
I checked the test in my bathroom, grabbed my keys and fanny pack and went out the deck door walking around the cabin to my car and left.
I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I headed for the big house but drove right past – I did not want to be found – after several calls and text messages, all of which I ignored I turned off my phone.
About thirty miles later I turned off the Interstate and traveled to a little town with a brand new hotel next to a small cafe.
I parked in the back of the lot between two semis – I do not know why – and checked in with no luggage.
I tried to eat lunch, went to Wally world for supplies and two sweat pant outfits and laid in bed for the next 24 hours. I was devastated. How had my IUD let me down? What had gone wrong? What would happen to school? What would the teens think?
I slept very little and woke up cramping badly. I took a run wishing I had a sports bra – it has been a long time since I let the twins out.
Read the post right before this one – it’ll explain the twins and my little exhibition.
When I got back from my jog I took a hot bath and showered.
I went next door for lunch and ate like a pig. I got back to the room trying to decide what I was going to do. I had to pee and when I wiped I noticed something but just went to the lobby for supplies and then crawled back in bed and might have cried for a while.
I ate again at supper like a pig then went back to bed but had terrible nightmares. When I woke up I changed my pad and wished I had a pair of panties or a thong - then it hit me.
How could I be pregnant IF I was bleeding. Was this a bad sign. Then I did some calculations and after a little bit I called the girls about every name I could think of. What a dirty fucking trick.
I grabbed my crap, paid my bill and drove to MickyDs for some comfort food and saw the assholes from the day before (read the previous post). As I started to drive out I rolled the window down and called them fucking losers and left in a hurry.
They followed me. When they pulled up next to me I showed them my third item and floored my Mustang. It was no contest and I snacked on shitty chicken parts, chewed on a piece of rawhide and sucked down a chocolate shake with something that sort of tasted like apples for dessert. The shake was the best part – and the sweet and sour sauce.
I pulled my phone out and texted Lisa telling her I was on the way. I did not check any of the messages – I knew what they said. I turned the phone back off.
When I walked in the front door, Annie, Debby, Cindy, BBs, Jeni, the classmates and Lisa were all there with frightened looks.
Moms, who had got home early that morning, and Pops were in back of them with concerned but loving looks. The teens were behind them with questioning looks on their faces.
Annie started to talk but I held my finger up and grabbed my phone pretending to answer it. I paused for just the right amount of time then said yes doctor, thanks doctor and closed my phone and my eyes,
BBs asked what was wrong. I said the doctor had just confirmed it….and I paused again for dramatic effect, cursed and said I was NOT having a baby.
Annie said, “Confirmed?” I shook my head yes then said again, “But I am not having a baby. Not now!”
The look of shock on everyone’s faces was wonderful – perfect – exactly what I was looking for.
The girls in front all gathered around to give me hugs and congratulations. None of them could see my face so I winked at Pops and Moms then held a finger to my mouth.
They all started to laugh then Pops caught them and Moms came forward acting so proud to finally become grandparents. They were absolutely perfect.
Pops took the teens outside to explain. They all came running back in excited and hugging and kissing me and asking what it felt like. When Liz hugged me she whispered “What a payback” and squeezed me harder.
She let go and called to GrandPops asking about an early lunch since the party was starting early. Party? Then it dawned on me why everyone was here – it was the annual Halloween party. I had forgotten all about Halloween.
I told the gathering thanks for everything but I was NOT having a baby now – it was the truth but the traitors, as I thought of them, thought I meant I was aborting the pregnancy. I did nothing to indicate otherwise – I was telling the truth – I was NOT having a baby.
I told them all I had not slept well, I needed a nap. Moms came to my room with me and we had to cover our faces with pillows to prevent our laughter from being heard. Liz came in and covered her face.
She told us the other adults were going nuts and had no idea what to do or say. They were in total shock.
All of us girls – Annie, BBs, Jeni, Cindy, Lisa, the classmates, Momtoo and Debby were all mistakes. I found out today that Liz was a mistake too. We were all unplanned pregnancies. We were a sisterhood and had all agreed we would never give up a baby unless our health was in jeopardy.
They could not understand how I could not have the baby.
I told Moms what I wanted to be for Halloween and Liz said she had the perfect prop.
I went to sleep giving orders to wake me in time for the costume parade.
At four Liz woke me up rubbing my back, She asked if I wanted to sleep longer and I stretched saying I felt great – the nightmares were gone.
I took quick shower and came out to find Annie and BBs waiting for me. I looked straight at Annie and told her I did not want to talk or see her right now.
She left almost in tears. BBs started to say something but I stopped her and told her the real facts. She laughed until she cried. Liz came back with our costumes and we helped each other get dressed.
She was going as a whore – her skirt was so short it hid nothing, She had a bright orange thong on over flesh colored tights that did very little to hide her butt or her pussy lips. Her bright orange bra barely contained her beautiful tits. She looked so good.
I was a pregnant lady that looked like hell. I wore a shapeless dress and a bra that was at least fours sizes too big but one of the Moms had sewn padding into the cups making it look like I had tits the size of watermelons.
I had a fake pregnancy stomach that Liz said the classmates supplied – between my legs I put a rag doll that looked like it was from the Chucky movies. It was grotesque. When I squatted it fell out to the floor complete with a fake umbilical cord.
I was amazed. Liz said it was perfect as she sprayed hair spray over my messed up hair. I looked perfect.
Then Pops knocked on the door and said the parade was starting. Liz and I walked out to the balcony and watched as one by one each person walked down the stairs, around the great room and back upstairs.
Stubby was acting as the master of ceremonies dresses as a pirate. He had pulled his peg leg out of storage and had a bloody hook on his left hand and a sword on his belt.
When I reached the middle of the great room I squatted and the ‘baby’ popped out. I heard the older girls scream but all the people in the know laughed hard. They all got terrible looks from the ‘traitors’.
Liz walked down shaking her ass and bent over several times showing her ass and she stuck a hand in her bra pulling her tits back into the cups and squishing them together damn near showing them all. All the guys got turned on but Stubby was disgusted and let it show.
Liz stuck her tongue out at him them pretended to flash her tits at him.
Then the party started. I was asked several times to ‘birth’ the baby and each time Annie was visibly upset. The classmates were upset their contribution was being used the way it was but they never approached me.
I drank so much that the ‘traitors’ told me several times I would hurt the baby. I always answered ‘good’ and drained my drink.
I was feeling no pain and went to the downstairs bathroom to pee and to change my pad.
About ten minutes later Cindy popped out of the bathroom and went to each of the traitors. Liz wondered what she was up to.
Then I was summoned to the middle of the great room by a loud yell. Annie was there and looked pissed. I laughed and walked up to her.
She looked me in the eye then grabbed my crotch and called me about ten names. The people in the know were all laughing hard. The traitors looked like they had been kicked in the face.
I asked them how they liked my payback. Then I told the story with them filling in their parts.
Annie had hatched the idea and the girls all thought it would be great. Lisa planned it. Bitch.
After Jeni and I peed on the tests, Debby snuck in and peed on another replacing mine. Jeni brought out the results tricking me.
Lisa wondered if I would be so shocked I would test again so Cindy watched from the third floor and when I disappeared into my room she signaled Lisa who took me to see Pops.
Cindy snuck into my bathroom and peed on another test and left it for me.
What Lisa had not expected was me leaving like I did. It completely screwed up their trick and they felt so bad.
The called everyone and they looked for me Wednesday and Thursday until finally Lisa confided in Pops what they had done.
He made a call to the credit card company but when he called the hotel I had already checked out then Lisa got my text a few minutes later.
The girls were all rehearsing their apologies when they heard my car. Everyone lined up and were ready to get their asses kicked once they confessed.
When I saw their faces an idea popped out of no where and I pretended to take the phone call. Everyone assumed the doctor had confirmed I was pregnant which totally screwed them up.
The traitors all thought the trick could be concealed and I would never know. But when I emphatically insisted I was not having a baby they misunderstood and their focus changed.
I told them all what a perfectly terrible trick it was and they all looked guilty.
I told them of noticing blood and buying pads from a fucking machine in front of a couple of hot guys.
I spoke of crying myself to sleep and not realizing until the next morning I could not be pregnant if I was bleeding and everything made since.
I told them all the names I had called them in that little bathroom in that lonely hotel room that only had five channels on the TV and no computers. They all looked ashamed.
Then I told them the next time we could not leave the victim alone.
When they realized I had forgiven them and even praised the trick the party really began.
I noticed Liz and Mr. Nerd were missing. I found them on the second floor in a dark corner pawing each other like whore and john.
I told Mr. Nerd to let go of that ass and tit but Liz told me to be quiet – she was 18. And she went back to rubbing Mr. Nerd’s hard-on.
I went to the first bedroom, Annie’s, grabbed a box of condoms and handed them to Mr. Nerd. I told him to have Liz how him how she could put them on with her mouth.
As I was walking away I told him he would have much more fun if he stuck his hands inside her clothes.
As my bedroom door was closing I heard a smack and Liz telling Mr. Nerd he had to ask first.
I decided Liz and I needed to have a long talk.
And that is where I’ve been. I wish it on no one.
Thankfully it all turned out great.
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Posts for Sunday, October 26, 2008 (index)
Oct 26 2008 2045 by Dani
Posted at 9:21 PMSorry folks – I started writing but an invitation for a ride along the river and lunch out won out.
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Then I came home while the others went to the apple orchard for cider, pumpkins and other decorations.
Thinking and writing about Friday night made me horny so I did something I have not done in a long time. I went chatting for a piece of ass with a stranger.
The lucky guy did not turn out so lucky. He wanted to voice chat and since I have never done it I went for it.
But my computer was offsite charging and Pops main terminal did not have a microphone attached.
I should have realized earlier that all audio and video outbound would be blocked. Since the teens joined our network Pops goes out of his way to protect them.
I even grabbed a headset and plugged it in then grabbed a vidcam and hooked it up. I could hear and see me but he was out of luck – it was all blocked. I felt so fucking bad and ended up bummed instead of satisfied.
Then another guy wanted to show me his cock getting hard but I lost him in all the windows.
There must be lots of lonely guys on the net. Once they find a ‘live’ girl she gets bombarded with messages – that’s one of the reasons I quit chatting in the first place - besides my computer crashing and trashing my contact list.
Oh well, sorry guy if you are reading this.
But the reason I didn’t get anything else done is…..
Lisa, Jeni and their assholes got home. Lisa’s been gone for over a week on a bike and Jeni for two weeks on her honeymoon.
She is so tanned – NO tan lines – and Lisa got lots of sun too. I need a vacation.
They got me lots of gifts from little baubles to a string thong that has a miniature vibrator covering your clit – the battery is on the back right above your crack and two little wires run through the strings to the vibrator.
It feels just like a cell phone vibrator. No way to adjust the speed - the on-off switch is bigger then the battery or vibrator - but it pulses perfectly. WOW – thanks girls.
So we’ll be up for a long while talking – they are both getting showers and unpacking the teen’s gifts. Pops took the guys over to our favorite bar for drinks and to get away from my sour taste. Fuck them they should have licked my pussy – I am in a bad mood.
Enough whiskey tonight and maybe I will fuck them all. Stay tuned people.
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Posts for Thursday, October 23, 2008 (index)
Working On It –- Oct 23 2008 by Annie
Posted at 8:28 PMIt has been too long but in my defense I have been busy. Pops showed me my mistake yesterday – I forgot to delegate and trust even when I don’t.
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Then he locked my office door, bent me over my desk and reminded me why I have a pussy. It had been too long, MUCH TOO long since I had a dick.
When I told Summer about it she made me put on a dress and we went out to visit Pops and Captain so that we could each have a dick. Boy did we ever. Those guys will never be the same.
Dani was not aware we came out and spent the night (and most of the day). It felt so good to lay around all day – and get laid all day.
And as Pops pointed out, work did just fine without me. The one girl I never expected really did a great job. She does not know it yet, but tomorrow she will be tested to the extreme. I’ll just watch how badly she screws up.
Summer got her butt chewed by G for blowing off an appointment but as it turned out G was the one that screwed up. She told Summer to take the rest of the day off and since the entire office is off on Friday, we decided to stay here at the cabin.
We have decided to see how long it takes to get tired of dicks or how long it takes to wear them out. Summer admitted to missing dicks, especially after Pops woke her up this morning with his Drive-By-Fuck. She really missed dicks. We had just finished lunch when she asked Pops for a repeat sometime. He did here right then and there.
And again right before the kids got home and while she was taking a shower just a bit ago. I asked if she was satisfied yet and she said never. I laughed and told her to never let it happen.
The reason I am posting is that Dani asked me weeks ago to edit one of my sympathy fuck stories and post it. I blew it off – work got in the way – well I apologize to all and especially to Dani – I’ll get something up soon.
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Posts for Friday, October 17, 2008 (index)
TGIF – Oct 17 2008 720 by Dani
Posted at 7:42 AMRunning really late this morning but I did make it to school on time – barely.
TGIF – I hate coming to school alone – I am a social butterfly as Mom always called me.
Luckily my prof was running late too. He likes to give pop quizzes when attendance is low – this morning there are at least fifteen people missing so he had us answer two essay questions.
You can always tell who has not studied – they are still writing or ‘thinking’ about ten minutes after they should have been done. I’m just glad he does not grade on grammar.
I sent my answers first (we do almost everything by email) and he sent me a smiley face – you either pass or fail with these quizzes and they cannot be made up unless you bring the dead body with you – his joke – he used to work in a morgue.
So I have a fifteen or so minute break. Pops would say I just wasted most of it. I do not have anything else to do – the prof shuts the Internet down in his classes – we are limited to only class stuff and school email. Since Pops is such a nice guy (thanks Pops), I have Internet access using a second card in my laptop – YES!
Liz just texted me that high school sux! – all the guys bitch about their girlfriends or make jokes about nothing – in college they all look like they just fucked their girlfriends or are trying to – she can’t wait.
Lisa called last night – she said the new machines are great Moms and that fucking on a motorcycle is hot when you do it on an overpass above a busy interstate at night – whatever was that girl doing?
Debby and Cindy went baby shopping yesterday afternoon – wait for it – at Pops insistence (and his dime) – he and Captain are converting one of the 2nd floor bedrooms into a nursery. And they are sparing no expense.
Heating and cooling guys were there yesterday to give an estimate on ‘cleanest air’ possible and to maintain ‘incubator conditions’ in the nursery if necessary. What the hell for? Oh well, it is Pops money to spend.
I did learn last night the classmates were giving Pops their expertise and suggestions.
Liz got all As and several awards – she was very proud of herself but was still embarrassed at all the attention. B and gB pretended to be mad at her for being a showoff – those two are such good actresses that Liz really believed it for a while.
I promised her lunch at her choice this weekend.
Time to take notes – the girls will be upset they missed a quiz but it is the first so they should be fine – plus I’ll sweet talk the prof – maybe I can get them excused (big smile).
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Posts for Thursday, October 16, 2008 (index)
College Girl – Oct 16 2008 225 by Dani
Posted at 3:05 AMLiz loved college – well to be truthful she loved the guys and the professors.
One of my professors hit on her until he found out she was only 18. But he still gave her a thrill.
During my test she visited a counselor and signed up for classes in January. She may change her mind because in January things will change. Lisa, the classmates and me will be at the hospital for the entire semester. We will be working with many different administrators and nurses. We’ll be writing many papers each month if not each week.
Liz is not sure if she wants to start college without us girls able to support her.
I pointed out that we would not be in any of her classes unless we had to take remedial classes.
Liz is trying to decide – I told her to talk to Mr. Nerd – maybe he’ll be staying close to home. He came by today after school but I was asleep by 4:30 – it’s that time of the month.
Cindy stopped by – she had been visiting Annie –with her latest ultrasound pictures. Debby saw her car go down the road so she came over and they shared notes.
Lisa is back on the bike today. After a long hot soak last night and ‘other’ activities she decided maybe the bike is not so bad. I last talked to her at about 3 pm and she said her butt had been numb for about four hours but they were going through the hills of Tenn so she was enjoying the scenery. She did say she may fly back and let Stubby ride back. I thought that was funny.
Pops was going to visit the local eatery but Captain was sleeping and I and the teens were at school so he was stuck here. He is still not allowed on solo trips. He remembered too late that Debby was available if he needed her. He decided the day sucked too much anyway (it rained or drizzled most of the day).
I did well on my test – gB and B got their first grades and both have straight As. Liz missed her report card since she was with me but she has a bet with gB and B that she has all As too. She seems awfully confident.
We made popcorn in the fireplace this afternoon when they got home from school. When B salted hers I tried some – I can not believe how much I miss salt. It is probably better that I forget about it.
Busy day tomorrow – have to go to the office after school - solo tomorrow. Liz has a chemistry test.
William and Jeni called to say they were eating lobster and steak with their fingers – they did not even need a fork for the steak it just fell apart. The fries were the size of carrots – and the ketchup was freshly made. It sounds like they are eating good.
They also informed us they were staying a few extra days. They are definitely having fun. Jeni said trying to make a baby was much different then fucking. I guess I’ll understand that when my time comes.
Well, got to get breakfast. Later.
Posts for Wednesday, September 24, 2008 (index)
The Pie – Sep 24 2008 by Pops
Posted at 9:06 PMThe teens brought home my favorite dessert since I had my heart problems. Lacy makes the greatest totally fat free, sugar free, heart healthy chocolate strawberry pie.
I did not believe her when she said it was healthy but she let me watch her make it. An absolute magician.
She also makes home made sausage that is very low fat but it tastes better then any other even the high fat kind.
She has a menu for heart patients and diabetics. She has about ten dishes on them – all meals in themselves and all designed to keep the blood sugar from rising too fast or clogging the arteries.
I’m the guinea pig for most of them. They are not bad. But the Chocolate/Strawberry pie, as Lisa says, makes your mouth come.
Cheese stopped by when Stubby and the girls got back. He handed me two mason jars both sealed. One said blueberry, the other raspberry with smaller words fat/sugar free. There was a third jar that said strawberry banana and had Dani’s name on it.
She has been giving Dani a jar of this every month for years. It is a favorite of everyone’s but I have watched Dani eat the entire jar in one sitting.
She and Captain shared the last jar – she has promised the teens they can help with this one.
Maybe I’ll help too.
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Posts for Monday, September 22, 2008 (index)
Goodbye Summer – Sep 22 2008 0701 by Dani
Posted at 7:22 AMGoodbye Summer – not Annie’s Summer but the season summer – the only problem is that summer is not over. Still hot here.
Pops is not a happy camper – Liz asked Moms about being bisexual. Pops was pissed and wanted to know which of us idiots had told Liz their secret.
B and gB were sitting on a couch in the great room and could not be seen.
B stood up saying, “I’d be that idiot.” Pops was absolutely surprised. He hugged her and told her she was not an idiot. gB told him he was wrong, she was too an idiot.
Pops lightly smacked her head and gB pretended to cry. Pops took B outside and they had a long talk. I went out after a few minutes and whispered into Pops ear that B also knew about Davis and the classmates.
Pops did not look pleased. Then Liz came down from her room and she was very concerned that Pops was displeased with B.
I tried to stop her but she went out and before long they were all laughing.
When they came in, Pops said sometimes the truth is the best medicine. When the classmates argued that she should make her own decisions about sexuality, Pops told them not to worry. Neither of the girls have ANY inclination to kiss women on the lips or any other part of their body.
They just do not understand why Moms did not love Pops. It took Pops about 10 seconds to let them know they both did love him and instead of one of them giving him up forever they decided to share him.
He told them the classmates felt the same way about Davis.
He asked if they ever wanted two different boyfriends. Of course B understood that immediately but Liz was perfectly happy with Mr. Nerd.
He let the girls discuss the virtues of two boys/girlfriends and the moral and legal issues.
He also told them what he always told Moms. We did not learn what that was until the girls were watching TV and Moms offered popcorn – the girls looked at them and in unison told them they were fucking nuts.
That’s exactly what Pops tells them just about every day. Moms told them to change fucking to freaking then offered popcorn again.
They all hugged and peace has returned. gB missed out on the fun, she was with her long time boyfriend at a nature walk.
When she got back her mother went nuts. It seems gB and her boy ‘got lost’ so they used the time to ‘practice kissing”.
Heh, heh. gB has a beautiful hickie on her neck. Her mother was furious with her. Punishment has not yet been decided but gB figures she will not like it.
She whispered to me later that he and she really likes her new training bra. I raised my eyebrows and she told me it feels much better when she can ‘feel’ him touching them.
I’m going to have to put a stop to that. Damn, becoming a mother again.
And on that note Mom is probably telling me to pay attention. I am glad I have three others I can steal notes from.
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Posts for Saturday, September 13, 2008 (index)
Chrome – Sep 13 2008 by Dani
Posted at 1:50 PMPops is spending lots of time with Chrome.
If you have not tried it get off your ass and try it. I think it is great. Pops had us turn off the DNS pre-fetch option otherwise Chrome can use 7 to 100 percent of the CPU.
I have a fairly new computer. Momtoo has an older computer she does not want to part with. My computer was at 7% but hers was at almost 75% until we turned that one thing off.
Pops disagrees that it does not use as much memory. As soon as he gets his normal twelve tabs opened, Chrome uses almost twice as much memory as Firefox BUT it is much faster.
Every once in a while my computer locks up while waiting for Chrome to do something. Pops keeps reminding me that it is Beta.
But I do like it. Pops told me to check out the home page but for some reason I am getting a blank page.
His home page shows his nine most visited pages and recent bookmarks and recently closed tabs.
So check it out – it is pretty good.
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Posts for Tuesday, September 9, 2008 (index)
Pops Notes – Sep 9 2008 by Pops
Posted at 1:28 AMEveryone is still pretty sick – I took a cocktail of Pesto and Imodium two or three times and it did not take long for my stomach to settle down.
Dani never really got sick either but she played nurse and was worn out after a 14 hour day.
I watched my football and finally caught the end of NNS race.
Mom called the school nurse and several kids are sick. The boyfriend of gB stopped by Saturday morning and we figure he contaminated her, then she did me and the banana bread got the rest.
Luckily none of the other girls who went home Saturday morning got sick.
The cgs brought out many different things to try and Momtoo says she is fixed just very tired. The cgs stopped by tonight and think that gB is dehydrated so they took her to work with them. B didn’t want to miss out so in the end the girls took the 3 teens and things got much quieter.
I’ve been taking care of Fish’s needs – he was fine this morning. Liz called to tell me she had given him more electrolytes right before she went to the hospital.
I expect he’ll let me know pretty quick.
I’m trying to find a chess program online that Liz downloaded. My machines all clear browsing histories when the browser is closed and the main server cleans out it’ records and cache at midnight on Sunday so I can’t look it up.
The chess program is really good in that it offers NO hints and once you moved you are screwed.
It does analyze the game after you lose (no one had won yet). I copied the installation program from Liz’s machine and used the network to send it around to different machines.
When I cranked my copy it told me it determined I already had another copy running on a different machine – I would need another license but when I tried it could not find its website.
It told me it was having trouble getting to its site so it would allow me a temp license.
That was an hour or so ago. It just popped up and said it could not find it’s home DNS record so it would assume for now his website was gone for whatever reason so he granted me a full license.
I thought that was a neat way to handle the problem.
So here I sit with a baby next to me sleeping very peaceful, waiting for word from the hospital about the teens.
I also have 5 women in the house that aren’t putting out so I guess I’ll just let this game kick my ass for a while.
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He arranged with Adam and Bruce weeks ago to cut off communication to the girls in their lives for the week before Christmas then fly them down here for Christmas.
Erin and I were starting to get pissed especially when they did not make it to the cabin for our web conference call Christmas Eve.. I tried to call Bruce’s parents but they were in on the trick and told me he should be at the cabin and pretended not to know I was in St. Thomas.
Just wait, they all will pay.
Red was more than a little peeved at Mother Nature for trapping Kim and Jim in Chicago with the bad weather.
Alan felt bad but this morning he called William and about two hours ago, William and Jeni, Kim and Jim, Denny and Cindy, and BBs and DenI came walking in wondering why the fuck it was so cold here. It seems it was 66 degrees back home when they took off.
From what Captain says they are having summer back there for Christmas. Tornados, thunder storms, lightning, heavy rain and flooding. Wind damage and BIG white caps on both rivers.
Talk about a surprise. William has a couple of corporate jets and he found two single pilots to fly one of them down here and stay for a few days.
He told us girls those pilots better not be able to walk until the day they fly back. Liz whispered that she got the blond but G, who was wearing a longer skirt, sat on his lap on the balcony and Liz was amazed to figure out she was doing him in public.
Once it got dark, I noticed Liz had changed into a similar skirt and I lifted the back – she had a thong on. if you could call it that.
I caught her sitting on top of Mr. Nerd out near the beach. I snuck up and lifted her skirt which made her lift up on her knees. Mr. Nerd was still clothed in underwear but definitely excited.
Liz saw who it was and said she was just giving him a lap dance. It was one hell of a lap dance. Mr. Nerd promised he would still come and get me when they were ready to have sex. As this was the first time Liz knew of this arrangement she told Mr. Nerd if he did he would never get to third base and she walked off in a huff.
I saw her sitting on him about a half hour later so they made up quick. Probably because Mr. Nerd is thinking with the little head.
So we are almost complete. Only the classmates and Davis are missing but in that case their relatives are all in town until after New Year’s. Captain is making a big feast for them all tomorrow while they watch the Bears game.
Today was the day they confessed to their parents they were living in sin. Their parents had know all along so the visit it going great.
Fire and G took the pilots to a club downtown. Fire said the dark head pilot was funny as hell and G said the blond was so sexy on the dance floor.
Erin told me that when they get back the dark head pilot was going to experience two girls at once. Lisa, who has become really close to Erin says he might get more then two.
Alan, Stubby and William all disappeared with Red, Kim and Jim. Red confided in Momtoo that Kim had never done more then one guy at a time.
She hoped to give her four at once with a woman abusing her tits and spanking her. Momtoo just laughs and laughs when she tells the story.
I saw Kim come into the bar room (that’s what we call a room that has all the booze in it) for a six pack of beer. I smiled at her and she told me it felt like a Mack Truck (whatever that is) had driven through all her holes. I laughed then she said the guys were resting and having a beer then it was time for round three.
I laughed even harder then she told me to tell Moms that Alan may not surface for a few days – she was going to handcuff him to the bed.
Yes, it has been a very good Christmas, a very, very, very, did I say very? Good Christmas.