So Lisa and I are trying to pay attention in class. The classmates are trying to stay awake. They told us that Davis would not leave them alone last night. They only got about 5 hours sleep.
Lisa and I are getting messages left and right. First the girls and then Moms. Breakfast was fantastic. Pops and Captain and Stubby went out of their way to give us all a great breakfast.
The ‘gals and kids’ came out of hiding to eat and after a while they figured a truce was in place.
Lisa and I left for school and everything was quiet. The ‘ole guys’ were cleaning the kitchen when we left. Red had just stopped by with Fish and Captain immediately took him to the boathouse.
That stuck Red a little odd until the water fight started. Pops and Stubby had attacked from the great room side forcing the ‘gals and kids’ into the hallway leading into the kitchen.
They got to the end of the hallway ready to enter the kitchen and one of the assholes had setup a garden hose with a sprinkler aimed for the hallway.
Every one in the hallway was soaked. Momtoo ran into the room and bent the hose over on itself then dragged it outside. Liz went out and shut the water off.
Mom was going to arm everyone with the water-guns in the closet but the ‘ole guys’ had moved them.
The kids went to Red’ s to dry off and re-dress for school. Red followed after trying to get Fish back but Lisa and I guess the ‘ole guys’ have kidnapped him.
Moms ended up at Red’s to dry off and plan their next strategy.
It is cold today and the temp is not expected to go much higher then 70 and so far, the sun has stayed hidden. Moms are hoping for swimsuits to wear when they attack next.
Then Mom had a brainstorm. Momtoo will distract them and Mom will shut the power off to the well. No well pump, no pressure. At least they will run out of water sooner then we will.
We are still waiting for results. We are also wondering if we can go back home when our next class is over. We are not deceived.
When we explained the situation to the classmates they joined our ranks. They also have a couple of very good friends that work on the Fire department. We are hoping for one hell of a squirt hose. We have another class and then we can go reinforce Moms and Red.
Cg1 suggested we come in from the boathouse and rescue Fish. We all like that idea. Cg2 remembered that the kids get out of school at one today.
I sent Liz a message and she asked that we get them all at noon. They can ‘skip’ lunch hour. I told her to get permission.
Right now we have to go learn.
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Graduate School Update – Aug 27 2008 335 by Dani
Posted at 4:18 AMI finally thought of the two words that had escaped me. ‘Graduate’ vs Undergraduate (no fucking jokes please) and spinster (definitely no fucking jokes).
Graduate School is going to be a breeze. Our profs are the bestest (Im not taking no fooking engliash) and most are even pretty to look at (dicks and dickless).
The two girls I introduced to Stubby’s best part are in all our classes. They work the night shift at a big prominent that will remain nameless hospital.
They work in delivery and have seen too many pussies – lucky girls and love little babies until they start shitting and puking – then they send them home with mama. Perfect job for young mama-want-ta-bees.
All of us have been hit on by every fucking male on campus. One of my profs might be a candidate for a sympathy fuck – but only if I need the grade.
Lisa thinks I am terrible. She’d fuck him just to see if his voice makes her cum at the right moment. Who’s terrible.
During his class she asked me for napkins. I gave her a Kleenex – she grabbed the whole package. Excess leakage she said. Terrible girl.
Study time – can’t waste my money.
Addon: Liz just looked through my Business Statistics book. She says it looks simple. Simple – fucking brainiac. Well at least we’ll have a tutor if we need one.
Another addon: we use software program that is based on word but had many additional features. One I did not know about was a word count and readability test.
It also gives a Grade level rating. I hope it is wrong – it says I am only writing at a 5th grade level.
Liz just showed me how to turn it on/off and set it up. Girl knows too much. Her term paper, on the 12th version is at a 12.4 or something like that. I’m going to kill her soon.
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Wizards In Training – Aug 26 2008 1620 by Dani
Posted at 4:49 PMI took Pops’ Roadmaster to pick the kids up from school. This morning NB rode the bus so she could ‘see’ her man.
Tonight she rode it home. No surprise, she told me she likes the privacy.
Mr. Nerd was with BB but B gave me the big surprise. She had a different boy tonight - a cute sixteen-year-old also practicing for his driver’s license.
I let him drive up to the next town and half way back. B sat beside him in the middle seat. She was hanging on him. At one point he put his arm around her and was driving with one arm.
I asked if he liked that arm. Neither got it until I told him he was about to lose it. B got it and scooted over next to me.
He drove really well but I learned he was a farmer’s boy and had been driving tractors since he was 12.
When we got home Pops put him to work on our tractor moving some dirt around and moving a couple of tree trunks to the burn pile. Pops said he was really good.
We also found out he was a good kisser, according to B.
When Liz took over we had to play Chinese Fire drill. Liz and Mr. Nerd moved to the front seat and B and her man moved to the back seat. His arm was back around her but I could not think of a good reason to threaten him.
This time Mr. Nerd put his arm around Liz. I made a new rule. No hugging in the car OR the cabin property until all homework was done.
It did not go over well. Whenever Liz stopped for more then a minute, she put her hand on Mr. Nerd’s leg, very close to his package. I kept my comments to myself.
At the cabin Pops took over and he and Captain carried a big folding table from the shed into an empty utility room behind the kitchen.
Captain found some bright fluorescent lights and hung them from the ceiling. It looks like someone moved the sun indoors. He also moved a dry marker board from the computer room to cover the one window.
Pops installed a web cam in the corner making sure to cover all the corners and under it. No privacy in this room.
The kids got down to studying. B tried to tell him she didn’t have math homework. Pops looked up a number in his phone and after talking with his friend, the local math teacher, B had to stand in the corner with her arms above her head for fifteen minutes.
The other kids had to sit quietly at the table with their hands flat on top the entire time. Pops said punishing the group would make sure none of them forgot.
B got lots of crap after it was over. Red stopped by and got pissed at the lie and took away TV, pool and phone privileges for tonight. When B started to complain she lost them tomorrow night too. I am glad Red is not my Mom.
Liz had a math question and Pops gave them all a lecture on real numbers. The kids all told me later Pops was a great teacher. I told them I already knew that.
Captain came in later and hung a sign he had routed over the door. He decided it would be known as the Wizard’s in Training classroom – Professor ‘dumbledorf’ Pops presiding.
The kids loved it. NB asked Captain for a sign for her room’s door. She whispered what she wanted and Captain laughed and laughed.
He drew something for her to approve and left laughing. I cannot wait.
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Live Classes – Aug 26 2008 0900 by Dani
Posted at 9:35 AMIn my second class – I’ve been away too long – I had forgotten how much I love sitting in a classroom.
Lisa says everyone is so young. Old bitch!
The biggest change – live Internet – I need to get some buds for my ears – then I can watch videos while in class.
The kid (can’t be over 18) in front of me is watching a movie – I think he is streaming over the Wi-Fi and it seems to be working great.
Another girl is listening to music. I wonder how the hell they are going to learn anything.
Our first two classes are for undergraduates as opposed to …
I cannot remember the word – that has happened four or five times this morning, it’s like my memory is failing every so often. Lisa says her whole fucking brain is failing.
The reason I wrote is - because I could – I’ll quit it. This really cute guy wearing scrubs saying he will be a practitioner in two years starting hitting on Lisa.
Lisa is wearing sweat pants – oops she was – she just peeled them off to display nondescript shorts – her ass looks good.
Anyway, she had on sweats, normal t-shirt with sports bra (nipples hidden), hair pulled back and NO makeup.
The guy hit on her and Lisa was in no mood – she still hurts and didn’t take her medicine hoping to be alert.
He asked what her goals were. She told him she had already met her goals – she has been a practitioner for two years, five years cardio recovery nurse and full time private duty nurse whose client was paying for her schooling. She aimed for her MD in four years.
LIsa told him she had also found a man hung better then a horse, more like a sperm whale. Anyway, what did he have to offer?
The kid turned to me and I told him I helped keep the sperm whale satisfied.
Two girls behind us thought we were great and we had instant friends.
One asked if she really had found a dick like that and Lisa handed them her cell phone. They both asked to be sent the image and gave out their numbers.
I intercepted the phone on its way back to Lisa – it was Stubby in the hospital room with a nurse, back to the camera, holding his dick up.
I said to Lisa that was a bad picture, it was not even all the way hard. Both girls told me I was lying. I sent a txt to Stubby to get his dick hard and send me a picture – I was lonely.
When it got here, one girl told me she almost came. I lightly rubbed her thigh and asked if she needed help. Lisa leaned over and told her I was good at making her squirt.
I am not sure what the girl is thinking. The looks were hard to read but the prof gave us a look that was easy to read so we all settled down.
Undergraduates and …. I still cannot think of the word.
Anyway, the others normally do not start classes until after ten. Our next two classes will be much harder because they are for others and maybe the overall intelligence will be higher then what we had experienced so far.
Lisa is laughing at me – I zapped her a copy of the message. She is really cracking up. Later, better take notes - the lecture is getting harder and interesting.
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