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Posts for Monday, November 3, 2008 (index)

Cg1’s Flirting - Nov 3 2008 by Dani

Posted at 6:41 AM
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Last Friday, the classmates and Lisa were informed we would not have our seven o’clock class because the teacher was taking a three day weekend.
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On Mondays we only have two classes so Cg1 asked our second teacher if we girls could skip. He said he would not have a quiz on Monday.

She asked what that had cost her and he told her to keep flirting with him – it made his heart go pitter-patter.

She laughed and then remembered she was meeting a friend for lunch. She changed into a mid-calf skirt and oxford button down shirt. She left the top two buttons undone to show plenty of cleavage.

She said it took her a few minutes to find his office in a busy hallway. When she entered she closed the door part way and he stood to greet her.

She leaned forward saying she had a lunch date then asked if this was too much pushing her tits together or, after unbuttoning two more buttons and pulling her shirt apart, if this was better.

He grabbed his chest and sat down. She asked if he was OK and he said, “Perfect.”

She buttoned back up and turned around bending over and lifting her skirt up. She asked if this was good showing off a white satin thong or was this better and she pulled the thong aside. She heard him draw in another breath and she asked again if he was OK. Just then his roommate pushed the door open and she stood letting her skirt drop.

She thanked the teacher and left. When she was about ten miles away her phone rang – it was the teacher. She answered in a sexy voice asking if he was still erect.

He told her that if she ever did that again he would flunk her. Cg1 said her heart stopped beating – this was shocking – then he said next time close and LOCK the door so he could look longer and he hung up.

We plan to wear matching school girl uniforms one day to class with the pigtails and short stockings and his favorite color thongs. We’ll all remove our thongs while bent over and present them to him as reminders of us. Mom suggested we get our names embroidered on them.

Pops suggested we make sure his heart is OK when finding out what his favorite color is.



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Posts for Tuesday, September 23, 2008 (index)

Chess Update – Sep 23 2008 by Pops

Posted at 7:21 PM
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No one has asked me – do you people know I do read this blog and sometimes spend hours upon hours upon Moms coming up with stories Dani and her imbeciles can write about?

That’s not true – I do spend hours upon hours upon Moms but I very seldom tell anyone about my adventures – the have enough of their own – the freaking sluts.

Anyway, we are just past two months in our everlasting chest tournament. Even though Stubby was incapacitated for several of those days if not a couple of weeks he has kicked our asses.

Forty-six wins for Stubby – twenty-three for me – nineteen for Adam – fifteen for Captain – fourteen for Liz - I am not scoring B or gB nor am I reporting draws or fails this time because I forgot to write them down.

Red and both Moms have won a couple but they used pieces not normally found in the chess world – tits and ass with a little pussy in between. Talk about sluts – I’d call them whores but they don’t charge money – nope they want our souls – all of it.

Oh well.
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Posts for Tuesday, August 26, 2008 (index)

Chess Update – Aug 26 2008 by Pops

Posted at 9:35 AM
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We have a new chess champion.

After the ‘kids’ (Dani and Liz) pissed me off by running the minister off (that did not bother me – it was the fact that Liz just blindly followed Dani that pissed me off) I noticed that Mr. Nerd had a problem and needed a distraction.

I asked him to play a game of chess. He wondered how if he didn’t have a computer – I indicated the analog chessboard. He laughed at himself and spent ten minutes kicking my ass.

Stubby was more impressed than I was. I played a second timed game and just barely pulled a draw.

Stubby took over and Liz told him to quit hogging her stud. I have never seen a kid that young turn so red. They played a 30-second timed game and Stubby just barely pulled a draw.

Liz suggested a partner game with a five-minute timer. Stubby and I almost got our collective asses kicked. We played to one pawn and King on each side. Liz said she could win so we turned the board over to her and her ‘stud’.

She played it to the end and put the poor guy into checkmate. Then I noticed she was rubbing her nipple and letting him see it through her blouse.

I did not want to say anything in front of Stubby but when he left I pulled her aside and we had a short talk about showing her pussy to ministers or anyone AND using her nipples to cheat.

She actually looked ashamed. Later she asked if I would drive with her to take the Mr. Nerd home.

B and NB wanted to ride along. After we dropped Mr. Nerd off, B asked why I was mad at Aunt Dani and Liz.

Liz did not hesitate – she said she had done something terrible without thinking. It was her fault.

I thought it was a pretty unselfish act. In my eye the girl is a real champion – even if she cheats.
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Posts for Monday, August 25, 2008 (index)

Chess Update – Aug 25 2008 by Pops

Posted at 2:47 PM
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It is official. Stubby won the most games followed by yours truly then Adam.

We have started another round with playtime between 10 am and 4 pm with one hour maximum between moves. Stubby already beat Captain this morning and him and I played to a draw in thirty minutes after lunch.

This is going to be fun.

I asked Liz to play but she has too much schoolwork. We did play two 15-second matches while she ate lunch.

Her father watched over my shoulder and prevented me from losing the second game. He is very proud of his daughter but us ‘ole farts’ have to support each other he said.

Then he kicked my butt on our game. Tonight I start teaching B, NB and their mother – I’ll have to fuck their mother first, otherwise she will not be able to keep her mind on the game. I have that affect on women over 14. HaHa.
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Posts for Friday, August 15, 2008 (index)

Chess Update – August 15 2008 by Pops

Posted at 4:06 PM
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Stubby had been kicking our collective asses. He has won every match in our tournament. Adam is next, followed by me then Captain. Annie still has four games waiting for her.

Physically he is still weak and still using Annie's wheelchair to get around. His wounds are healing nicely and he says he has almost no pain. He also said it was OK to drink around him - the smell no longer nauseated him. He didn't even miss it anymore.

The miracles I saw yesterday at Stubby’s cabin are still occupying my mind. He let me bring home one of his carvings. It is of Mom. I took a picture of and made a side-by-side picture with a photo about two years ago. I have yet to find any major or for that matter minor differences.

I sent it to Momtoo this morning – she wanted to know how I changed the photo to look like a woodcarving. I sent her a photo of me holding it next to my head.

When Mom saw both photos she thinks she is being tricked – I give up until she can see it in person.

I asked Stubby if I could video or photograph his miracles. He agreed but he wants to approve everything before anyone else sees it.

He gave me another carving that totally surprised me. It was of Lisa sunbathing nude, lying on her stomach with legs spread wide. She was on her elbows head lifted as if she was looking for the sun. Her tits were hanging perfectly. He said he caught her earlier in the summer.

I took a picture of it and used gimp to give it shadows and highlights. It is not quite right but I showed Stubby and he wants to know what else I can do.

I asked how much he knew about computers. He asked if I had one that ran BASIC and had a decent graphics card. I sat him in front of my UNIX terminal and he wrote a program to draw math functions. Set a few endpoints and it will draw different pictures for hours. He types faster then I do. I do not think he touched the backspace key.

Then he asked if I had vi (it’s a UNIX test editor). He worked it even faster. Talk about hidden secrets – this man is full of them.

But his dog has been banned from the house. He had acted perfectly until about an hour ago. I made Stubby some homemade grill pizza and the leftovers were on the counter. I told Stubby he could take it home.

I also had laid out several chicken breasts to thaw. At some point when we were distracted, Skippy ate at least two of the breasts and the topping off the pizza.

The other breasts were hidden under the ottoman for later. Little sneak. When I tossed him out I put the breasts out with him. He promptly hid them in different places around the cabin.

Stubby started to yell at him but I stopped him – it was my fault for not thinking. The only people food Stubby gives him is raw chicken. Skippy just thought they were his.

Stubby does not understand why he ate the pizza. The one and only time he gave him a bite, Skippy spit it out and ignore him for a week. He hopes we have not started a bad trend.

I got up the nerve and asked him how much education he had. He responded with, “Too much for an idiot” and never answered the question.

I sat him in front of Gimp a few hours ago – I have not dared look at the screen. He has not spoken a word but I saw him text something on his phone. He just put me in check – the cheeky bastard.
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Posts for Saturday, August 9, 2008 (index)

Chess Update 8/9/2008 by Pops

Posted at 12:34 PM
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We’ve got three or four chess players out there – I never beat Stubby – didn’t really want to admit that since he was drugged the entire time and I was sober.
Back at the computer – Adam is still playing everyday. Captain wanted a rematch of a game so we set it up at the 9th move and played it out on the river. He beat me this time.

Annie had lost interest or been too busy and Will has been very busy but he does send moves every other day.

Denny wanted to try a game – he made three moves against the Cap and the game just sits.

Stubby could not use his cell phone in the ‘Looney bin’ so no activity out of him – he should be home later today – no on has heard from Lisa since we got home yesterday.

So games still on – Life just got in the way again.

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Posts for Friday, August 1, 2008 (index)

Chess Update 8/1/2008 by Pops

Posted at 2:06 AM
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Contrary to what others say, Stubby’s mind is fine. He beat each of us today – all he did was play chess this morning.
I texted everyone and asked that they not make him wait too long. They mistook that for he did not have much time left. That bastard will outlive us all even though he might seem dead now.

I went to bed early – those little girls of Red’s wear me out. Plus we have a full house again.

And we have two cripples – Annie and Stubby – I know – I know – they are not the only cripples but I was trying to be nice.

I went to bed early and hoped I would get 12 hours of sleep but no, my body is waking up at 1 am and I can not go back to sleep. Moms always told me to not toss and turn – come and fuck them or fuck someone then try for sleep and if I was still tossing get up and do something (or someone).

There is nobody I can do – everyone if asleep except for Dani and her crew and I sure can’t touch Dani while they are around and I promised not to touch her friends – plus I so not want to jeopardize her new company.

Momtoo is sound asleep resting for her shift – Dani’s boyfriend is getting his ass kicked by my wife in Chess – guess I should have warned him but I love seeing the ‘whipped’ look when she gets done with them.

My wife is deep cleaning so she if off limits – at least for a couple of days.

Annie is asleep in her lover’s arms – I would never have thought Annie would want pussy instead of dick but I never understood women anyway.

BBs and Jen are sharing cocks – Will and DenI are sleeping on either side of them.

I went looking for Lisa –nowhere to be found – it does not make sense – then I remembered that she likes to sit on the second floor deck.

She is there but I can tell she wants to be alone – but then I see the glow of a cigarette and I must intervene – If I can’t smoke then she can’t either.

She did not even fight – just offered one and lit it for me. We said three words – she finished and said good night. I am not dense – I smoked another and came down to check mail and stuff.

I’ve been playing with little things on all the blogs. A long time it took me to understand how Google treats data tags. Once I got it figured out I made little changes here and there.

We have one Imail friend that is on dialup – she wants broadband but it is not available in her area – the middle of some forest on top of some mountain someplace.

She is windowed and loves reading about me. I flirt and tease her all the time and she sends me wonderful pictures of her mountain and forest.

But she bitches about how long it takes to load this blog’s front page so I have attempted to speed it up. All the little tweaks are for her – I just hope they benefit others too.

Dani just went back to bed – I am so proud of her. She has done one hell of a job. I do not know why I was worried.

And I will make a bet – I will give her $1000 cash if she tells me she saw this. I bet she might see the story but I bet she skims it and never tries to collect because she will miss this detail.

I will reduce the prize by $100 each day she fails to comment about it. I bet money I will not pay out a damn thing.

Some things never change. Like having all this pussy around making me horny but I am unable to ‘use’ any of it. Sometimes I hate my life.
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Posts for Wednesday, July 30, 2008 (index)

Chess Update Blog Update 7/30/2008 by Pops

Posted at 1:39 PM
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We have all been lax at playing and my reporting has sucked – but as usual, Life gets in the way.
I have lost to all at least one game but I did beat Captain and Annie once each and played Adam to a draw – I am waiting for Stubby to accept a draw.

Stubby is leading in wins with Annie ahead with loses. I think Adam had the most draws – I am not near the computer to check.

I’m waiting for my partner and biggest enemy (he reads this) to pick me up for the wake. I hate wakes, I hate churches, I love cemeteries, as long as no one is getting put into the ground, and I hate organ music unless it is Rock N’ Roll.

Red’s daughter’s just picked out their ponies – two for each – and Red picked out a beautiful Arabian – perfect Auburn coat with white socks and an explosion right above her eyes. I think she is 3.

They know nothing about horses so the next few months will be fun. I just hope the kids do not lose interest.
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Posts for Tuesday, July 22, 2008 (index)

Chess Update 7/22/2008 by Pops

Posted at 2:59 PM
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Posts for Monday, July 21, 2008 (index)

Chess Update 7/21/2008 by Pops

Posted at 11:14 PM
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Well, we have another draw – I told you these guys were evenly matched. Adam did not want to acknowledge it but he finally offered it after spending almost thirty minutes studying it.
Stubby said he was afraid he would not take the unspoken offer.

Adam immediately set the board back up and they started again but Stubby suggested a five minute timer – Adam agreed.

They drew again within an hour and now they are on the third game. This may take longer then I thought.

William thinks he saw a mistake –the same mistake in the last two games and he is looking over the games on his portable. It could be interesting.

In between moves I can proofread and re-write the stories I have waiting for me. Always something to do.

Tomorrow I have several of my former employees – I guess they are current employees – I’m still on the letterhead – coming to give Dani some assistance on her building.

Dani seems to love the business but I do not know how long it will last. I also did not think she would last long categorizing my old notes nor content with Lisa and I as house mates – she has really matured and I plan on giving her as much help as I can.

And if you are reading this Dani – fuck off – I was just dreaming.

Annie fooled me too – I thought she would be extremely pissed at her brother and Cindy but instead she is letting them be.

She seems to be maturing faster than I thought she would. Adam just asked if Dani, Lisa and I would come meet his parents this Sunday. I told him for sure – as long as I could bring my shotgun.

I asked why Lisa and Adam thought she was related to us. Wait until I tell Lisa – she’ll get s big kick out of it.
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Chess Update 7/21/2008 by Pops

Posted at 9:41 PM
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Stubby and Adam are very evenly matched. Lisa and I set up a tournament between them, William and myself but they wanted to play each other at least one more time – I suggested they play until one of them win.
They follow conventional openings and the middle game is textbook. Lisa wanted to bet as to who would win first. I do not bet unless it is my favorite team or I have a SURE winner. There is no sure winner here.

Dani does not seem happy but I think she is just acting – Lisa is glad to be able to let her pussy and ass go back to normal. Poor girl.

William and Captain have been watching tonight’s game and are as amazed as me. I am following the game on my computer chess board and it sends the current board to six different sites for analysis. We get back moves suggestions – so far these guys have fooled them all.

It is going to be fun. I even took a nap this afternoon in case we have another all-nighter.

This is better then watching people fuck –well not our girls – BUT almost – maybe we’ll start “judging’ each move and get the girls to provide the prizes for the winners – both the chess players and those that bet on them….

PS - Annie is pissed that we did not include her - she boasts she can kick all our asses - so I told her we'll add her - Captain says he is way behind but he'd like to play too - this could get fun.
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