Dani Update #4 7/23/2008 by Dani

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So I finished lunch with my girls and Annie – it was better then yesterday - and the computer signals a new fax.

Fire said something about hot damn and a few second later a message tells me to read the new faxes. The other building G inspected this morning is now ours – one of the bankers sends me six more addresses and tells me they are mine – please try to get them online by Friday.

I wonder if I am charging too little and Pops makes a few phone calls and tell me I am more expensive then Chicago – he has a friend’s contract on the way – he tells me not to worry.

I yell for G and tell her what we have – she calls William and is asking him how to do something when she walks out the door to the first one.

William calls me a few minutes later and tells me he charges five blowjobs for each inspection he helps with – I told him I was too busy – talk to Jeni. He asked about Fire – I hung up on him.

I was looking over the new schedule Fire had just finished and I called the lawyer. He is already working on a boiler plate contract that can be used temporarily until he can formalize the contract with the client.

He told me to find someone young and sexy to deliver said contracts and become an expert in them. I mentioned Fire and he said perfect.

I called her in and explained – she dialed the lawyer and said OK. I got a message from her that suggested from now on all communication between principals be over the computer to make sure nothing gets lost or forgotten – I agreed.

Her next note made me laugh –she asked if I preferred top or bottom – I sent back 69. She had to mute the phone to laugh. Her next message said that was assumed – top or bottom? I told her whatever she preferred – she told me she didn’t know as she had never eaten pussy before and then the little bitch asked what it was like.

I sent back what was what like – the eating or being eaten. She is laughing again.

Pops called me downstairs – when I walked out to the front sidewalk I saw a tractor with a bucket on it (backhoe – endloader?) dumping a load into a long dump truck. Those guys are not screwing around. The junk man saw me and said I would get more money selling the scrap metal. I said fine.

A guy wanted to know about our building permits. Cindy walked up with Denny and asked what was wrong. Cindy was dressed up, hair high and makeup perfect – they were getting their pictures for the paper taken.

Cindy talked to me, then Pops then Denny and then turned into a slut right before my eyes. She had that guy eating out of her hand within thirty seconds.

Denny pointed to her and commented to Pops and me, ‘That’s my wife!!” The pride dripped everywhere.

Pops looked at me and said never mind and I went back upstairs. The contractor called me on the way up and I told him to talk to the old tenant – and then I gave him a price limit and a number limit for each month and asked if he wanted to become my permanent contractor for several buildings.

He agreed – I told him that IF we get cited for no permits or bad work he would pay a penalty. He agreed but only if he could borrow Cindy to bedazzle the inspectors – I had to look up that word but I laughed and said he had to pay her.

An old friend walked in - a man I have known since I was five or six. He was the maintenance man at the first hospital mom worked at.

Pops had hired him to run his buildings the first day he met him. Today I asked if he wanted to work for me. He told me that it was the other way around – I didn’t get it.

He handed me contracts for every damn piece of property Pops’ company owns. I’ll need three people to handle it all. He told me I could have his if I treated them right.

I just stared and then for some unknown reason I cried. He told me he had a daughter that lives close and he would work for me in a contractual state no more then two days a week until I didn’t need him.

I shook his hand – he handed me his contract – I called the lawyer – he had seen the contracts two days ago and had already approved them.

I signed them and my old friend told me his first assignment was a nap – I called Annie but Summer answered – she told me she would be right down – she had a perfect place to put him.

I called my contractor and told him I had an emergency job in my office. When he got there I explained.

Since it was such a beautiful day, he had his crew knocked out the bricks and gave me two giant picture windows in my office – they’ll install the windows a little later today.

I asked Fire if she was a good interior decorator. I explained what I wanted – she told me she LOVES to shop and is pretty good.

When I told her the first things I wanted she laughed and asked how I like my mattresses – soft or hard – then she repeated – top or bottom.

I heard a big crash and I ran out of my office - Fire decided she needed a window too. I told them to do G's office too.

This has been a perfect day.